http://thewikifire.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Bacon.Bits&feedformat=atomThe Wiki Fire - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T14:19:58ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.34.0http://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Charlie_Van_Kirk&diff=34164Charlie Van Kirk2024-03-19T02:03:27Z<p>Bacon.Bits: Created page with "Charles Entertainment Van Kirk, otherwise known as the Terror of Knox, is a local cryptid who graduated class of 2021. Notable sightings include: punching the ghost of Abraham..."</p>
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<div>Charles Entertainment Van Kirk, otherwise known as the Terror of Knox, is a local cryptid who graduated class of 2021. Notable sightings include: punching the ghost of Abraham Lincoln after trapping him in the Lincoln Chair, communing with the local wildlife under every full moon, screeching and running through the halls of the theatre department, and putting up bogus fliers for guitar lessons in the cafeteria.</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Costume_shop&diff=34162Costume shop2024-02-29T16:01:09Z<p>Bacon.Bits: </p>
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<div>The costume shop is usually a hub of activity - particularly during [[rep term]]. <br />
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Anyone who can thread a serger or create patterns from measurements is always welcome. For most main stage theatre productions, anywhere from ten to fifty different costumes will be created. <br />
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For period pieces, most of these costumes are created from scratch. Employees and students work long into the evening and early on Saturdays to get the work done. <br />
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Coffee used to be brewed often until costume shop employees and theater students (except[[ Margo Shively]] ) stopped drinking it regularly. When this happened, [[Nick Perry]] would often be employed as a coffee pack-mule and the two of them would often be seen drinking unhealthy amounts of it throughout work call. <br />
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As of Rep Term 2016, coffee has returned to the costume shop, due to [[Andrew Purvis]] working at [[Billy's Bakery]] and bringing in fancy coffee and [[Ren Barkey]]'s coffee addiction.<br />
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== Costume Shop TA's ==<br />
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=== Current ===<br />
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=== Former ===<br />
* [[Chloe Vollenweider]]<br />
* [[Morgan Jellison]]<br />
* [[Andrew Purvis]]<br />
* [[Katie Hutton]] <br />
* [[Matt Hundley]]<br />
* [[Analise Rahn]]<br />
* [[Allison Smith]]<br />
* [[Mikah Berkey]]<br />
* [[Sarah Bigus]]<br />
* [[Katerina Chernykhivska]]<br />
* [[Meredith Noseworthy]]<br />
* [[Lani Tortoriello]]<br />
* [[Nick Perry]]<br />
* [[Megan Hall]]<br />
* [[Kelsey Lynn Kreiling]]<br />
* [[Jess Drew]]<br />
* [[Molly Nicholas]]<br />
* [[Sarah Lammie]]<br />
* [[Ren Barkey]]<br />
* [[Jayel Gant]]<br />
* [[Willa Coufal]]<br />
* [[Berkeley The Dog]]<br />
* [[Nola Thompson]]<br />
* [[Max Mengis]]<br />
* [[Peter Rule]]<br />
* [[Evelyn Young]]<br />
* [[Olivia Lemke]]<br />
* [[Flora Florina]]<br />
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[[Category: Department of Theatre and Dance]]</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Sex&diff=34161Sex2024-02-29T15:57:59Z<p>Bacon.Bits: reordered scavenger hunt so lincoln chair was at the end</p>
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<div>'''Sex''' is fun for everyone. Except if you're impotent. And yet there seems to be very little sex going on at Knox for a college of its size. This could be due to the lower-than-average level of attractiveness and the astounding ratio of women to men. But studies conducted by [[Heather Hoffman]] indicate that it is actually a result of the [[Knox awkward effect]].<br />
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[[Knox]] is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that [[The web|someone you had sex with has had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.]]<br />
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If you are [[gay]], [[lesbian]] or [[bisexual]] or have had sex with someone who is, you may have had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.<br />
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==Knox's Sexual Scavenger Hunt==<br />
(do it in these places before you graduate!)<br />
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#[[Founders]] <br />
#[[The Bowl]]<br />
#The [[Red Room]]<br />
#[[The Caf]]<br />
#[[Radio Station]]<br />
# Carl sandburg lounge <br />
#[[Jail]] Cells<br />
#[[Harbach]] Stage<br />
#Studio Grid<br />
#[[Alumni Hall]]<br />
#Practice Rooms in [[CFA]]<br />
#[[Gizmo Patio]]<br />
#[[Center for Intercultural Life]]<br />
#[[Security]] [[Golf Cart]]<br />
#[[Aux Gym]]<br />
#[[Old Main]] classrooms, at night<br />
#[[Steam Pipe Network|Steam tunnels]] (any)<br />
#The WAC Dark Room<br />
#Tennis Court<br />
#The [[Lincoln Chair]] (for bonus points)*<br />
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*Note: [[Fucking]] in the Lincoln Chair may result in the fuckers being haunted by any and all of the [[ghosts]] of [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]], [[John Wilkes Booth]], [[Stephen A. Douglas]], and countless emancipated slaves. It can be a bit intimidating to fornicate in the Lincoln Chair, because you are taking the place of the many great people who have ''cum before you'', including [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]] himself<br />
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[[Category:Sex]]</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Margo_Shively&diff=33334Margo Shively2022-02-15T18:07:25Z<p>Bacon.Bits: </p>
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<div>Margo Shively is the goddess of the [[costume shop]] and surrogate mother of the theatre department. Without her, the [[Department of Theatre and Dance|theatre department]] would be lost. It is highly recommended that you love her, volunteer for her, and fill her days with cheer. And buy her chocolate.<br />
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In 2019, Margo retired leaving the costume shop to the lovely [[Allison Smith-Hahn]]<br />
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[[Category:Faculty]]</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Morghan_Bacon&diff=32202Morghan Bacon2019-06-23T03:23:25Z<p>Bacon.Bits: </p>
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<div>Morghan Bacon belongs to the [[class of 2022]]. She is trying to self-design a major from 5 different departments. Just by that you should know how chaotic she is. In fact, she has been called a "chaotic trickster god" by 3 people so far and she takes that with pride. Fun fact: Kevin Bacon is her (very) distant cousin.</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Elise_Hanson&diff=32201Elise Hanson2019-06-23T03:23:06Z<p>Bacon.Bits: </p>
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<div>Elise is part of the [[Class of 2022]]. If you haven't seen her 80's fashion you are truly missing out. She is one of the most wonderful people you will meet. She wants to be friends with everyone on campus, even people who don't reply to her snaps.</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Poornima_Tata&diff=32200Poornima Tata2019-06-23T03:22:39Z<p>Bacon.Bits: </p>
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<div>Also known as Poornima Tat (on Knox's Bioneers page[https://www.knox.edu/academics/majors-and-minors/environmental-studies/prairie-fire-bioneers-conference?ss=print]). <br />
Poornima is part of the [[Class of 2022]].<br />
She is a chaotic entity that will never be able to tell you a ten-minute story in less than an hour. She is also the lightest of weights and a fantastic person with a love for music (or should I say a specific person's music).</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Class_of_2022&diff=32199Class of 20222019-06-23T03:20:02Z<p>Bacon.Bits: </p>
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<div>The Class of 2022 started at Knox in the fall of 2018. Some of its members include:<br />
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[[Poornima Tata]]<br />
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[[Elise Hanson]]<br />
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[[Morghan Bacon]]</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Class_of_2022&diff=32198Class of 20222019-06-23T03:19:42Z<p>Bacon.Bits: Created page with "The Class of 2022 started at Knox in the fall of 2018. Some of its members include: Poornima Tata Elise Hanson Morghan Bacon"</p>
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<div>The Class of 2022 started at Knox in the fall of 2018. Some of its members include:<br />
[[Poornima Tata]]<br />
[[Elise Hanson]]<br />
[[Morghan Bacon]]</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Poornima_Tata&diff=31790Poornima Tata2019-02-16T23:44:27Z<p>Bacon.Bits: </p>
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<div>Also known as Poornima Tat. <br />
Poornima is part of the Class of 2022.<br />
She is a chaotic entity that will never be able to tell you a ten-minute story in less than an hour. She is also the lightest of weights and a fantastic person with a love for music (or should I say a specific person's music).</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Elise_Hanson&diff=31789Elise Hanson2019-02-16T23:43:57Z<p>Bacon.Bits: </p>
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<div>Elise is part of the Class of 2022. If you haven't seen her 80's fashion you are truly missing out. She is one of the most wonderful people you will meet. She wants to be friends with everyone on campus, even people who don't reply to her snaps.</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Elise_Hanson&diff=31788Elise Hanson2019-02-16T23:32:46Z<p>Bacon.Bits: Created page with "Elise is part of the Class of 2022, but she feels like a step out of the past with her 80's fashion and (partially) old-time musical taste (the rest of her musical taste is co..."</p>
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<div>Elise is part of the Class of 2022, but she feels like a step out of the past with her 80's fashion and (partially) old-time musical taste (the rest of her musical taste is comprised of early 2000's emo music, musicals, and indie tunes). She is one of the most wonderful people you will meet. She wants to be friends with everyone on campus. It should also be noted that she is an expert guitar player.</div>Bacon.Bitshttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Poornima_Tata&diff=31787Poornima Tata2019-02-16T23:22:27Z<p>Bacon.Bits: Created page with "Also known as Poornima Tata. Poornima is part of the Class of 2022. She is a chaotic entity that will never be able to tell you a ten-minute story in less than an hour. She i..."</p>
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<div>Also known as Poornima Tata. <br />
Poornima is part of the Class of 2022.<br />
She is a chaotic entity that will never be able to tell you a ten-minute story in less than an hour. She is also the lightest of weights and a fantastic person with a love for music (or should I say a specific person's music).</div>Bacon.Bits