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<hr />
<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the phallices;<br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
<br />
<br />
(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
<br />
==Join in the fun?==<br />
<br />
Visit the [[How to edit the wikifire]] page for a quick rundown of the steps for how to edit this (and any other) page!<br />
<br />
'''the more contributors we have, the more fun it gets.'''<br />
<br />
==March 20, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
<br />
==March 21, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
==March 22, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
<br />
==March 25, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
<br />
==March 26, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
<br />
==March 27, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
8:27pm: Andrew Salemi and Bob Lalky spotted playing ping pong together, taking fiercesome glances at each other and murmuring an unknown language in-between games. THIS IS THE BEGINNING<br />
<br />
==March 28, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
Bob Lalky gone for the weekend. Didn’t even take his long time girlfriend. Is he on a super secret flunk day mission?<br />
<br />
==March 29, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
<br />
This is admitted students day. Definitely not Flunk Day.<br />
<br />
==April 1, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
An April Fools Flunk? Has to be this day.<br />
<br />
==April 2, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
FLUNK DAY THEME REVEALED: '''FLUNKIN UNDER THE SEA'''<br />
<br />
==April 3, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
<br />
==April 4, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
==April 5, 2019 (Fri)== <br />
<br />
==April 8, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
<br />
==April 9, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
<br />
==April 10, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
<br />
==April 11, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
[[Laura Lane]] spotted choir members drinking beer during their break in rehearsal. Do they know something we don't? Early Flunk Omen?<br />
<br />
==April 12, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
Flunk info email sent out! Tis now officially the season!<br />
<br />
Deb Southern, patron saint of Flunk and alcohol poisoning<br />
<br />
==April 15, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
Theresa Amott allegedly seen cleaning her human skin in bathroom of old main. This is a well known pre-flunk ritual, can anyone confirm?<br />
<br />
==April 16, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
Field trip to St. Louis CANCELLED! Early Flunk day perhaps?<br />
Almost There Fair today -- no flunk today<br />
<br />
Where's the flunk T-shirt email, Bob? WHERE IS IT?<br />
<br />
Andrew salami said he is taking a personal day today to catch up on some things. Finalizing flunk plans for tomorrow???<br />
<br />
==April 17, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
First Flunk Day scare. Flunk season is upon us.<br />
<br />
==April 18, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
==April 19, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
<br />
Admitted Students Day 2: Electric Boogaloo.<br />
<br />
==April 20, 2019 (Sat)==<br />
<br />
[9:50 am] Rental center truck spotted driving on the sidewalk past the caf. Scoping out the lawns for the best places for bouncy castles?<br />
<br />
==April 22, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
Home baseball game. Not flunk day<br />
<br />
[4:39] Graphic Design Professor Christie sent out an assignment sheet early, she usually does the day of class (tomorrow) AND used a smiley face!! Does she know something we don’t??<br />
<br />
==April 23, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
Away track meet. not flunk day<- track meet cancelled. Does athletics know soemthing we don’t?<br />
Alum Zane David Carlson says he is visiting this week for Flunk after being spotted at Fat Fish Thursday. <--- Zane lives in Monmouth, it wouldn't be too hard for him to visit on whatever day Flunk is.. this means almost nothing, imo.<br />
An alum told their roommate that Flunk is this day on Easter Sunday. “Flunk Day Tuesday confirmed. Don’t ask questions” SO MANY QUESTIONS! <<< whyyy do people keep bringing up alums what do they know???<br />
<br />
Inside scoop from alums w/ connects “get your stash tonight to be prepared for the morning”<br />
<br />
Old main lawn was mowed!!!<br />
<br />
Currently in peoria.. And I must say.... TRUCKS... ARE.. SPOTTEDD!!! YEE<br />
<br />
Bob spotted at the gym today... flunk day bod???<br />
<br />
knoxcollege1837 just posted on Instagram..flunk day CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
NOT TOMORROW -> RAs have a mandatory training before Flunk Day every year, and it is scheduled for this Wednesday. <br />
<br />
Alley Cats captains call additional practice for wednesday... do they know something we don't?<br />
<br />
Twas the night before Flunk Day <br />
Twas the night before flunk day<br />
<br />
when all throughout Knox,<br />
<br />
not a creature was staring, not even the Fox.<br />
<br />
The Wiki and Facebook both opened with care,<br />
<br />
in the hopes that flunk day news would soon be there.<br />
<br />
The friars were nestled all snug in their beds,<br />
<br />
while visions of flunk day danced in their heads.<br />
<br />
Roommate with booze, an i with my stash,<br />
<br />
were all buckled in for this crazy ol' bash.<br />
<br />
When out in the Quads arose such a clatter,<br />
<br />
i sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.<br />
<br />
Away to the window i flew in a flash,<br />
<br />
where someone there shouted, "Get off your ass!".<br />
<br />
The sun on top of newly made mud,<br />
<br />
gave excitement and awe to the first years and their buds.<br />
<br />
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,<br />
<br />
but a big group of seniors, with a whole lot of cheer!<br />
<br />
With a check to my inbox, to see what they say,<br />
<br />
i knew in a moment it must be Flunk Day!<br />
<br />
More rapid than eagles, the friars they came,<br />
<br />
they whistled and shouted, and called out by name:<br />
<br />
"Now Conger! Now Neal! Now Elder and Four name!"<br />
<br />
oh, Post!, Furrow, and Sherwin, don't dare be lame!<br />
<br />
To the porches with parties! To the lawn of old main!<br />
<br />
now drink away! drink away!<br />
<br />
Lets all go insane!!!<br />
<br />
It’s about that time 🕐 👋 we 👥 not playin no more🙅😒 . Big boi 🍆 stuff only 🍗💯 👏 Last night 🌙 all the hard work 😠🏃🏢 payin off 💸💰 👏 All my fans 🙌, family 👨👦👦👏 Appreciate y’all. 👌👌 Thank you 👈 for taking the 🌊🌊🌊 journey 🏔🏃wit me 💯💖. And uh, you 👈 know, 💭 hopefully 👏 we gunna move on from here 👉 and everybody 👩👴👶 have a good time👌 🕐 👏 and I 👁 go crazy for Flunk day 🎟🏀 and do what I'm 👁 supposed to do 🏆🍆 💦👌 Thank y’all. 😩❤️💯 WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😝😝😝<br />
-Teresa Amott<br />
<br />
Trucks spotted. https://i.imgur.com/RRfKfiL.jpg <---- this could be literally anything. <----- You can see the rock climbing wall behind the van. This is in Monmouth btw. That's where the trucks were last year.<br />
<br />
<br />
^ ^ ^ that is it! Flunk Day tomorrow!<br />
<br />
Flunk Day scare, but not today, folks.<br />
<br />
==April 24, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
Home softball games today. Not flunk day <---------- Suuuuuuuuuuure they've NEVER called a game off or fake scheduled a game<br />
<br />
Take Back the Night tonight<br />
<br />
It's not going to be today but I'm disappointed by the lack of hype, therefore FLUNK DAY IS TODAY I saw the trucks with my own eyes. I took a picture but the ocean Knox bought to embrace this Flunk's theme opened up under me and swept it away. Uhhhh the lawn was mowed, Teresa Amott came into my room while I was trying to take a nap and whispered in my ear when Flunk Day was. What am I missing. The mud pit is coming back this year and I saw students digging it as I walked back to my dorm.<br />
<br />
They're mowing the lawn so aggressively today like more than the past two days, it has to be tomorrow! The mowing, people... The mowing!<br />
<br />
==April 25, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
Away track meet, flunk day denied<br />
<br />
<br />
awful lot of lawn mowing going on today... does maintenance know something we don't??<br />
<br />
==April 26, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
Away tennis matches, flunk day denied :/ <--- bold of you to assume sporting events hinder the flunk in any way <--- upon further review, it turns out sporting events do indeed hold some sway over flunk. my bad.<br />
*Golf has missed flunk in the past* Shit happens<br />
<br />
Sports have little sway, but the day of the week sure does. Not flunk day.<br />
<br />
==April 29, (Mon) ==<br />
<br />
Honestly, valid option!!<br />
<br />
... except it's Monday<br />
<br />
==April 30, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
First April flunk in a while, just ask our dear Bob <---- seconded, no sporting events on the calendar. <--- because of some snaffu with sports last year there won't be any sporting events this year<br />
<br />
BIG IF TRUE<br />
<br />
Statistically speaking, Tuesday Flunks are the most popular!!<br />
<br />
My big told me it was going to be this day and I love him so I believe him<br />
<br />
If it's not this day I WILL be falling for the scare so either way friars get ready<br />
<br />
==May 1, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
<br />
Psyc 282 syllabus has Flunk Day buffer today. Do Hoffmann, Hertel and Kasser know something we don't?<br />
<br />
Flunk Day has been around the first week of May for the past three years -- but never on a Wednesday. Could this be our big humpday flunk?<br />
<br />
^^^actually, last year (May 2nd) was on a Wednesday. Good try though...<br />
<br />
Baseball away at Robert Morris Peoria game---baseball got screwed over this game last year, will they do it again???<br />
<-- yes but Peoria is close enough that rescheduling doesn't seem like it would be a major issue, y'feel?<br />
<br />
==May 2, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
[[Flunk Day 2018]]<br />
<br />
Men's golf MWC championship today <--- flunk has been during golf mwc before... will they do it again?<br />
<br />
==May 3, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
more men's golf MWC championship<br />
<br />
If you add the numbers in 2019 you get 12, if you add the numbers in 12, you get 3. May 3, Friday flunk<br />
<br />
==May 4, 2019 (Sat)==<br />
[[Flunk Day 2017]]<br />
<br />
==May 6, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
its ramadan<br />
<br />
==May 7, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
<br />
Why not.<br />
<br />
Alleged junior Timo "Wolfgang" Otala believes today is Flunk Day. Wolfgang, much like Flunk Day, doesn't exist. Therefore, if Flunk Day existed, it would be today.<br />
<br />
==May 8, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
Freshamn Martin Garcia believes it is may 8th. Flunk day confirmed<br />
<-- freshmen know nothing<br />
<br />
Psyc 277 has Flunk Day buffer here, Sara O'Brien guessed correctly last year, 2 for 2 this year?<br />
<br />
Track is scheduled to leave this day for st Norbert conference meet. Could they screw over the almsot non existent track team? Very possibly.<br />
<br />
==May 9, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
[[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers is always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9th.<br />
<br />
==May 10, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
[[Flunk Day 2016]]<br />
<br />
track MWC championships<br />
<br />
Detective Pikachu comes out today, possibly Ryan Reynolds blessing us with a Friday Flunk?<br />
<br />
==May 13, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
<br />
==May 14, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
<br />
==May 15, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
track invitational today<br />
<br />
==May 16, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
PS 237 has this day listed as a Flunk make up day, meaning Flunk Day has to be on or before this date, right? Either that or it’s a Nationalist uprising.<br />
<br />
More track invitational today<br />
<br />
==May 17, 2019 (Fri)== <br />
<br />
==May 20, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
<br />
==May 21, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
<br />
[[Monica Berlin]]'s senior portfolio section has their final due the 21st. Sure sign of Flunk, or sure sign of the opposite?<br />
<br />
==May 22, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
<br />
==May 23, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
Flunk day today. Power move. <-- OOF<br />
<br />
==June 2, 2019 (Sun)==<br />
<br />
Psych: Convocation canceled, replaced with Flunk Day.<br />
<br />
[[Category: Flunk Day]]</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Flunk_Day_2019&diff=31999Flunk Day 20192019-04-24T19:08:18Z<p>BeBester: /* April 24, 2019 (Wed) */</p>
<hr />
<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the phallices;<br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
<br />
<br />
(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
<br />
==Join in the fun?==<br />
<br />
Visit the [[How to edit the wikifire]] page for a quick rundown of the steps for how to edit this (and any other) page!<br />
<br />
'''the more contributors we have, the more fun it gets.'''<br />
<br />
==March 20, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
<br />
==March 21, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
==March 22, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
<br />
==March 25, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
<br />
==March 26, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
<br />
==March 27, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
8:27pm: Andrew Salemi and Bob Lalky spotted playing ping pong together, taking fiercesome glances at each other and murmuring an unknown language in-between games. THIS IS THE BEGINNING<br />
<br />
==March 28, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
Bob Lalky gone for the weekend. Didn’t even take his long time girlfriend. Is he on a super secret flunk day mission?<br />
<br />
==March 29, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
<br />
This is admitted students day. Definitely not Flunk Day.<br />
<br />
==April 1, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
An April Fools Flunk? Has to be this day.<br />
<br />
==April 2, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
FLUNK DAY THEME REVEALED: '''FLUNKIN UNDER THE SEA'''<br />
<br />
==April 3, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
<br />
==April 4, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
==April 5, 2019 (Fri)== <br />
<br />
==April 8, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
<br />
==April 9, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
<br />
==April 10, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
<br />
==April 11, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
[[Laura Lane]] spotted choir members drinking beer during their break in rehearsal. Do they know something we don't? Early Flunk Omen?<br />
<br />
==April 12, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
Flunk info email sent out! Tis now officially the season!<br />
<br />
Deb Southern, patron saint of Flunk and alcohol poisoning<br />
<br />
==April 15, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
Theresa Amott allegedly seen cleaning her human skin in bathroom of old main. This is a well known pre-flunk ritual, can anyone confirm?<br />
<br />
==April 16, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
Field trip to St. Louis CANCELLED! Early Flunk day perhaps?<br />
Almost There Fair today -- no flunk today<br />
<br />
Where's the flunk T-shirt email, Bob? WHERE IS IT?<br />
<br />
Andrew salami said he is taking a personal day today to catch up on some things. Finalizing flunk plans for tomorrow???<br />
<br />
==April 17, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
First Flunk Day scare. Flunk season is upon us.<br />
<br />
==April 18, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
==April 19, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
<br />
Admitted Students Day 2: Electric Boogaloo.<br />
<br />
==April 20, 2019 (Sat)==<br />
<br />
[9:50 am] Rental center truck spotted driving on the sidewalk past the caf. Scoping out the lawns for the best places for bouncy castles?<br />
<br />
==April 22, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
Home baseball game. Not flunk day<br />
<br />
[4:39] Graphic Design Professor Christie sent out an assignment sheet early, she usually does the day of class (tomorrow) AND used a smiley face!! Does she know something we don’t??<br />
<br />
==April 23, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
Away track meet. not flunk day<- track meet cancelled. Does athletics know soemthing we don’t?<br />
Alum Zane David Carlson says he is visiting this week for Flunk after being spotted at Fat Fish Thursday. <--- Zane lives in Monmouth, it wouldn't be too hard for him to visit on whatever day Flunk is.. this means almost nothing, imo.<br />
An alum told their roommate that Flunk is this day on Easter Sunday. “Flunk Day Tuesday confirmed. Don’t ask questions” SO MANY QUESTIONS! <<< whyyy do people keep bringing up alums what do they know???<br />
<br />
Inside scoop from alums w/ connects “get your stash tonight to be prepared for the morning”<br />
<br />
Old main lawn was mowed!!!<br />
<br />
Currently in peoria.. And I must say.... TRUCKS... ARE.. SPOTTEDD!!! YEE<br />
<br />
Bob spotted at the gym today... flunk day bod???<br />
<br />
knoxcollege1837 just posted on Instagram..flunk day CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
NOT TOMORROW -> RAs have a mandatory training before Flunk Day every year, and it is scheduled for this Wednesday. <br />
<br />
Alley Cats captains call additional practice for wednesday... do they know something we don't?<br />
<br />
Twas the night before Flunk Day <br />
Twas the night before flunk day<br />
<br />
when all throughout Knox,<br />
<br />
not a creature was staring, not even the Fox.<br />
<br />
The Wiki and Facebook both opened with care,<br />
<br />
in the hopes that flunk day news would soon be there.<br />
<br />
The friars were nestled all snug in their beds,<br />
<br />
while visions of flunk day danced in their heads.<br />
<br />
Roommate with booze, an i with my stash,<br />
<br />
were all buckled in for this crazy ol' bash.<br />
<br />
When out in the Quads arose such a clatter,<br />
<br />
i sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.<br />
<br />
Away to the window i flew in a flash,<br />
<br />
where someone there shouted, "Get off your ass!".<br />
<br />
The sun on top of newly made mud,<br />
<br />
gave excitement and awe to the first years and their buds.<br />
<br />
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,<br />
<br />
but a big group of seniors, with a whole lot of cheer!<br />
<br />
With a check to my inbox, to see what they say,<br />
<br />
i knew in a moment it must be Flunk Day!<br />
<br />
More rapid than eagles, the friars they came,<br />
<br />
they whistled and shouted, and called out by name:<br />
<br />
"Now Conger! Now Neal! Now Elder and Four name!"<br />
<br />
oh, Post!, Furrow, and Sherwin, don't dare be lame!<br />
<br />
To the porches with parties! To the lawn of old main!<br />
<br />
now drink away! drink away!<br />
<br />
Lets all go insane!!!<br />
<br />
It’s about that time 🕐 👋 we 👥 not playin no more🙅😒 . Big boi 🍆 stuff only 🍗💯 👏 Last night 🌙 all the hard work 😠🏃🏢 payin off 💸💰 👏 All my fans 🙌, family 👨👦👦👏 Appreciate y’all. 👌👌 Thank you 👈 for taking the 🌊🌊🌊 journey 🏔🏃wit me 💯💖. And uh, you 👈 know, 💭 hopefully 👏 we gunna move on from here 👉 and everybody 👩👴👶 have a good time👌 🕐 👏 and I 👁 go crazy for Flunk day 🎟🏀 and do what I'm 👁 supposed to do 🏆🍆 💦👌 Thank y’all. 😩❤️💯 WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😝😝😝<br />
-Teresa Amott<br />
<br />
Trucks spotted. https://i.imgur.com/RRfKfiL.jpg <---- this could be literally anything. <----- You can see the rock climbing wall behind the van. This is in Monmouth btw. That's where the trucks were last year.<br />
<br />
<br />
^ ^ ^ that is it! Flunk Day tomorrow!<br />
<br />
Flunk Day scare, but not today, folks.<br />
<br />
==April 24, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
Home softball games today. Not flunk day <---------- Suuuuuuuuuuure they've NEVER called a game off or fake scheduled a game<br />
<br />
Take Back the Night tonight<br />
<br />
It's not going to be today but I'm disappointed by the lack of hype, therefore FLUNK DAY IS TODAY I saw the trucks with my own eyes. I took a picture but the ocean Knox bought to embrace this Flunk's theme opened up under me and swept it away. Uhhhh the lawn was mowed, Teresa Amott came into my room while I was trying to take a nap and whispered in my ear when Flunk Day was. What am I missing. The mud pit is coming back this year and I saw students digging it as I walked back to my dorm.<br />
<br />
They're mowing the lawn so aggressively today like more than the past two days, it has to be tomorrow! The mowing, people... The mowing!<br />
<br />
==April 25, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
Away track meet, flunk day denied<br />
<br />
<br />
awful lot of lawn mowing going on today... does maintenance know something we don't??<br />
<br />
==April 26, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
Away tennis matches, flunk day denied :/ <--- bold of you to assume sporting events hinder the flunk in any way <--- upon further review, it turns out sporting events do indeed hold some sway over flunk. my bad.<br />
*Golf has missed flunk in the past* Shit happens<br />
<br />
Sports have little sway, but the day of the week sure does. Not flunk day.<br />
<br />
==April 29, (Mon) ==<br />
<br />
Honestly, valid option!!<br />
<br />
==April 30, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
First April flunk in a while, just ask our dear Bob <---- seconded, no sporting events on the calendar. <--- because of some snaffu with sports last year there won't be any sporting events this year<br />
<br />
BIG IF TRUE<br />
<br />
Statistically speaking, Tuesday Flunks are the most popular!!<br />
<br />
My big told me it was going to be this day and I love him so I believe him<br />
<br />
If it's not this day I WILL be falling for the scare so either way friars get ready<br />
<br />
==May 1, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
<br />
Psyc 282 syllabus has Flunk Day buffer today. Do Hoffmann, Hertel and Kasser know something we don't?<br />
<br />
Flunk Day has been around the first week of May for the past three years -- but never on a Wednesday. Could this be our big humpday flunk?<br />
<br />
^^^actually, last year (May 2nd) was on a Wednesday. Good try though...<br />
<br />
Baseball away at Robert Morris Peoria game---baseball got screwed over this game last year, will they do it again???<br />
<-- yes but Peoria is close enough that rescheduling doesn't seem like it would be a major issue, y'feel?<br />
<br />
==May 2, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
[[Flunk Day 2018]]<br />
<br />
Men's golf MWC championship today <--- flunk has been during golf mwc before... will they do it again?<br />
<br />
==May 3, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
more men's golf MWC championship<br />
<br />
If you add the numbers in 2019 you get 12, if you add the numbers in 12, you get 3. May 3, Friday flunk<br />
<br />
==May 4, 2019 (Sat)==<br />
[[Flunk Day 2017]]<br />
<br />
==May 6, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
its ramadan<br />
<br />
==May 7, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
<br />
Why not.<br />
<br />
Alleged junior Timo "Wolfgang" Otala believes today is Flunk Day. Wolfgang, much like Flunk Day, doesn't exist. Therefore, if Flunk Day existed, it would be today.<br />
<br />
==May 8, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
Freshamn Martin Garcia believes it is may 8th. Flunk day confirmed<br />
<-- freshmen know nothing<br />
<br />
Psyc 277 has Flunk Day buffer here, Sara O'Brien guessed correctly last year, 2 for 2 this year?<br />
<br />
Track is scheduled to leave this day for st Norbert conference meet. Could they screw over the almsot non existent track team? Very possibly.<br />
<br />
==May 9, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
[[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers is always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9th.<br />
<br />
==May 10, 2019 (Fri)==<br />
[[Flunk Day 2016]]<br />
<br />
track MWC championships<br />
<br />
Detective Pikachu comes out today, possibly Ryan Reynolds blessing us with a Friday Flunk?<br />
<br />
==May 13, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
<br />
==May 14, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
<br />
==May 15, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
track invitational today<br />
<br />
==May 16, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
PS 237 has this day listed as a Flunk make up day, meaning Flunk Day has to be on or before this date, right? Either that or it’s a Nationalist uprising.<br />
<br />
More track invitational today<br />
<br />
==May 17, 2019 (Fri)== <br />
<br />
==May 20, 2019 (Mon)==<br />
<br />
==May 21, 2019 (Tue)==<br />
<br />
[[Monica Berlin]]'s senior portfolio section has their final due the 21st. Sure sign of Flunk, or sure sign of the opposite?<br />
<br />
==May 22, 2019 (Wed)==<br />
<br />
==May 23, 2019 (Thu)==<br />
<br />
Flunk day today. Power move. <-- OOF<br />
<br />
==June 2, 2019 (Sun)==<br />
<br />
Psych: Convocation canceled, replaced with Flunk Day.<br />
<br />
[[Category: Flunk Day]]</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Tim_Foster&diff=31822Tim Foster2019-03-10T02:36:58Z<p>BeBester: </p>
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<div>Tim Foster is a Spanish Professor who is currently directing the study abroad program in Buenos Aires. Tim is pretty cool and wears a lot of sweaters. A lot of people say he looks like Jeff Goldblum and a lot of people agree (good for him!).<br />
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[[Category:Faculty]]</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Soleil_Smith&diff=31810Soleil Smith2019-02-21T10:04:02Z<p>BeBester: </p>
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<div>A part of the original "Cool Denver Twins" along with her sister [[Katana Smith]], Soleil Smith is known for her dedication to the environment and human rights issues, her prominence in the Galesburg music scene, and her involvement in campus-wide emails and in the [[Maggot Incident of 2018]].<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Aliases==<br />
<br />
*Dad<br />
*Chip<br />
*Chip "The Big Cheese" Wilson<br />
*Beezy McCubbins<br />
*Little Smokey<br />
<br />
== History of Eco-terrorism ==<br />
As a lover of the environment, the introduction of a 24/7 Union Board TV in the Fall Term of 2017--a TV which often has little or nothing to say--justifiably upset Soleil. For the following term, when passing the TV Soleil would unplug the TV to conserve energy. It is theorized that programmers of the TV thought that the repeated unplugging was due to a loose outlet and installed an additional outlet adapter in order to keep it in place. This did not deter Soleil, however, which eventually resulted in the programmers suspecting that a student was responsible. Eventually footage captured from the Founders Lab camera revealed that Soleil was often at the scene during the unplugging. <br />
<br />
The actions taken by the college, particularly that of [[Andrew Salemi]], following discovery have been compared to actions taken again [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Coronado Rod Coronado], an eco-terrorist largely active between 1985 and 1995. Salemi, upon viewing the footage, had a subordinate to get in contact with Soleil, threatening to have Soleil talk with the Dean of Students should her actions continue. According to first-hand accounts, Salemi demanded that she stop the unplugging due to it messing with the rest of the computer system--arguably the fault of the college, as that's just bad programming. Soleil agreed on the grounds that the college try to be more conscious of their impact on the environment, and in mild fear of being punished. Unfortunately, despite her drawing attention to the hypocrisy of Knox College's ideals regarding the environment, the Union Board TV still stands and unfortunately has started to produce inhumane screeching some would call "The Last Jedi".<br />
<br />
== Music ==<br />
Soleil is active in the music scene both on- and off-campus. On-campus she has preformed at a number of events, including opening for [https://lomelda.bandcamp.com Lomelda], and being a part of the "Environmental Buddies Department" which performed as part of the 2018 Bioneers Conference, along side members [[Natalie Haurburg]], [[Benjamin Farrer]], [[Jonathan Anderson]], [[Gabi Harris]], and [[Makenna Farshtchi]]. Soleil also regularly hosts WVKC shows; her 2018 Winter Term show having been "Gaudemus Igitunes" a play on "Gaudemus Igitur" meaning "Therefore, we enjoy". It aired on Sundays from 6pm to 7pm. <br />
<br />
Off-campus, Soleil is one of the leaders of DIY Galesburg, a music collective dedicated to bringing up-and-coming bands and solo acts from around the country to perform in Galesburg, in addition to having Knox students themselves perform. Soleil has performed at multiple DIY Galesburg events. Likewise, Soleil has also been known to perform at open mics at the Beanhive, a local coffee shop in Galesburg. She also has a [https://soundcloud.com/user-943452630 soundcloud].<br />
<br />
== Campus-Wide Emails ==<br />
=== Knox College Alumni Meeting ===<br />
<br />
On January 4th, 2017, [[Carol Brown]] sent an email ("Spring Meeting of the Knox College Alumni Council") with the intended recipients being those of the Knox College Alumni Council, detailing events for the meeting. However, those included in the in distribution list were currently enrolled Knox students. Some actual Alumni, neither aware of the mistake nor the 'reply-all' button, responded saying they would be attending all events. The hilarity of the situation prompted Soleil to reply-all, saying, "I for one will DEFINITELY be there."<br />
<br />
== MaggotGate ==<br />
<br />
On February 28, 2018, student [[Michelle Yeboah]] discovered a live maggot in the steak served for that night's dinner. The story broke the following afternoon in an email distributed to the TKS dis-list, detailing the experience with photographic evidence and acting as a call-to-action to the Knox student body. <br />
<br />
Given that the email was not distributed campus-wide, Soleil posted screenshots of the email to the Knox College meme Facebook page, saying "Please do not eat in the caf if you can. For those who can't I'm happy to provide what I can. No one deserves to eat something like this". News of the maggot spread quickly from there, motivating Vice President of Finance, [[Keith Archer]], to send a mass email stating:<br />
<br />
<br />
<blockquote><br />
''We want to take a moment to respond to a recent incident in the Hard Knox Cafe. Last night, the Knox College dining services staff was approached by a student who indicated she had found what '''appeared to be a worm on a piece of steak'''. Dining services immediately took action. All food items on the line were inspected; no '''worms or insects''' of any sort were found. To err on the side of caution, and recognizing that '''worms of this sort''' can be found in lettuce, all lettuce was pulled from the cafe, including pizza that had lettuce as a topping. Staff confirmed that all produce had been double washed per protocol. All additional food storage areas, including the container in which the meat was stored, were inspected; there was no sign of '''insects''' of any kind. All inspections were repeated this morning, and, again, no '''insects''' of any kind were found. As a food service establishment, the Hard Knox Cafe is inspected regularly by the Knox County Health Department. Scores for all recent evaluations were in the 90s out of a total of 100 possible points. We care deeply about the wellbeing of our students, and recognize that food is an integral part of the college experience. We will continue to work closely with students to meet their needs.''<br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
<br />
Upon receiving Archer's email, Soleil sent a private email to Archer, asking why it took the work of students to reveal this incident, rather than the college owning up to a mistake and issuing a safety bulletin to all those who had eaten the steak. The email received no response.<br />
<br />
In the hours following Archer's email, a number of students including Soleil noticed Archer's careful avoidance of referring to what was clearly a maggot as anything such (bolded above), leading to the "launching of a thousand memes" by members of the Knox meme Facebook page. <br />
<br />
Soleil herself contributed the following memes:<br />
<br />
<blockquote><br />
* ''Top 10 Anime Betrayals: [Insert Picture of the Maggot]''<br />
<br />
* ''In the "Big Brain Meme" format: 1) Owning up to making a mistake that put the health of students at risk, 2) Trying to cover up the mistake you made and hope no one finds out, 3) PRETENDING MAGGOTS DONT EXIST, 4) "No worms or insects of any sort were found."''<br />
<br />
* ''Who would win? The integrity of Bon Appetit Management Company | One Squirmy Boi''<br />
<br />
* ''When you keep finding bugs/larvae in your food:'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjVJXuAIMTI&feature=youtu.be Love Bug] <br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
Following the incident, [[Kenna Bell]] posted a message on the meme page saying, "In light of ongoing issues with the food situation at Knox, some friends and I were hoping to organize a day-long boycott of dining services," at which point Soleil contacted Kenna privately and said she was interested. Plans were made to protest outside Knox College President Teresa Amott's office following class hours, with students listing the health issues they've faced when dealing with the Caf, but the event was cancelled due to inclement weather. <br />
<br />
Students' avoidance of the Caf and vocalization of issues concerning Caf management--mainly with College Vice President of Finance Keith Archer and Caf General Manager [[Diane Welker]]--with members of various health committees on campus, teachers, and TKS, drew enough attention, however. Upon students' return from spring break, students received an email on March 7th detailing Keith Archer's convenient acceptance of the position of VP of Finance at Grinnell College. On March 19th, students also received news through email that "after recent consultation with the College regarding dining at Knox, Bon Appetit will be realigning the management team...and...[will] conduct a nationwide search for a new general manager," indicating Diane's firing. <br />
<br />
In summary: Yeehaw, boys, the evil's finally been defeated.<br />
<br />
== Quotes ==<br />
<br />
*“Is pussy vegan?” / “Is pussy fair trade?”<br />
<br />
[[Category:Class of 2020]]</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Soleil_Smith&diff=31809Soleil Smith2019-02-21T00:20:16Z<p>BeBester: </p>
<hr />
<div>A part of the original "Cool Denver Twins" along with her sister [[Katana Smith]], Soleil Smith is known for her dedication to the environment and human rights issues, her prominence in the Galesburg music scene, and her involvement in campus-wide emails and in the [[Maggot Incident of 2018]]. Also recently stole the governor's shirt.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Aliases==<br />
<br />
*Dad<br />
*Chip<br />
*Chip "The Big Cheese" Wilson<br />
*Beezy McCubbins<br />
*Little Smokey<br />
<br />
== History of Eco-terrorism ==<br />
As a lover of the environment, the introduction of a 24/7 Union Board TV in the Fall Term of 2017--a TV which often has little or nothing to say--justifiably upset Soleil. For the following term, when passing the TV Soleil would unplug the TV to conserve energy. It is theorized that programmers of the TV thought that the repeated unplugging was due to a loose outlet and installed an additional outlet adapter in order to keep it in place. This did not deter Soleil, however, which eventually resulted in the programmers suspecting that a student was responsible. Eventually footage captured from the Founders Lab camera revealed that Soleil was often at the scene during the unplugging. <br />
<br />
The actions taken by the college, particularly that of [[Andrew Salemi]], following discovery have been compared to actions taken again [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Coronado Rod Coronado], an eco-terrorist largely active between 1985 and 1995. Salemi, upon viewing the footage, had a subordinate to get in contact with Soleil, threatening to have Soleil talk with the Dean of Students should her actions continue. According to first-hand accounts, Salemi demanded that she stop the unplugging due to it messing with the rest of the computer system--arguably the fault of the college, as that's just bad programming. Soleil agreed on the grounds that the college try to be more conscious of their impact on the environment, and in mild fear of being punished. Unfortunately, despite her drawing attention to the hypocrisy of Knox College's ideals regarding the environment, the Union Board TV still stands and unfortunately has started to produce inhumane screeching some would call "The Last Jedi".<br />
<br />
== Music ==<br />
Soleil is active in the music scene both on- and off-campus. On-campus she has preformed at a number of events, including opening for [https://lomelda.bandcamp.com Lomelda], and being a part of the "Environmental Buddies Department" which performed as part of the 2018 Bioneers Conference, along side members [[Natalie Haurburg]], [[Benjamin Farrer]], [[Jonathan Anderson]], [[Gabi Harris]], and [[Makenna Farshtchi]]. Soleil also regularly hosts WVKC shows; her 2018 Winter Term show having been "Gaudemus Igitunes" a play on "Gaudemus Igitur" meaning "Therefore, we enjoy". It aired on Sundays from 6pm to 7pm. <br />
<br />
Off-campus, Soleil is one of the leaders of DIY Galesburg, a music collective dedicated to bringing up-and-coming bands and solo acts from around the country to perform in Galesburg, in addition to having Knox students themselves perform. Soleil has performed at multiple DIY Galesburg events. Likewise, Soleil has also been known to perform at open mics at the Beanhive, a local coffee shop in Galesburg. She also has a [https://soundcloud.com/user-943452630 soundcloud].<br />
<br />
== Campus-Wide Emails ==<br />
=== Knox College Alumni Meeting ===<br />
<br />
On January 4th, 2017, [[Carol Brown]] sent an email ("Spring Meeting of the Knox College Alumni Council") with the intended recipients being those of the Knox College Alumni Council, detailing events for the meeting. However, those included in the in distribution list were currently enrolled Knox students. Some actual Alumni, neither aware of the mistake nor the 'reply-all' button, responded saying they would be attending all events. The hilarity of the situation prompted Soleil to reply-all, saying, "I for one will DEFINITELY be there."<br />
<br />
== MaggotGate ==<br />
<br />
On February 28, 2018, student [[Michelle Yeboah]] discovered a live maggot in the steak served for that night's dinner. The story broke the following afternoon in an email distributed to the TKS dis-list, detailing the experience with photographic evidence and acting as a call-to-action to the Knox student body. <br />
<br />
Given that the email was not distributed campus-wide, Soleil posted screenshots of the email to the Knox College meme Facebook page, saying "Please do not eat in the caf if you can. For those who can't I'm happy to provide what I can. No one deserves to eat something like this". News of the maggot spread quickly from there, motivating Vice President of Finance, [[Keith Archer]], to send a mass email stating:<br />
<br />
<br />
<blockquote><br />
''We want to take a moment to respond to a recent incident in the Hard Knox Cafe. Last night, the Knox College dining services staff was approached by a student who indicated she had found what '''appeared to be a worm on a piece of steak'''. Dining services immediately took action. All food items on the line were inspected; no '''worms or insects''' of any sort were found. To err on the side of caution, and recognizing that '''worms of this sort''' can be found in lettuce, all lettuce was pulled from the cafe, including pizza that had lettuce as a topping. Staff confirmed that all produce had been double washed per protocol. All additional food storage areas, including the container in which the meat was stored, were inspected; there was no sign of '''insects''' of any kind. All inspections were repeated this morning, and, again, no '''insects''' of any kind were found. As a food service establishment, the Hard Knox Cafe is inspected regularly by the Knox County Health Department. Scores for all recent evaluations were in the 90s out of a total of 100 possible points. We care deeply about the wellbeing of our students, and recognize that food is an integral part of the college experience. We will continue to work closely with students to meet their needs.''<br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
<br />
Upon receiving Archer's email, Soleil sent a private email to Archer, asking why it took the work of students to reveal this incident, rather than the college owning up to a mistake and issuing a safety bulletin to all those who had eaten the steak. The email received no response.<br />
<br />
In the hours following Archer's email, a number of students including Soleil noticed Archer's careful avoidance of referring to what was clearly a maggot as anything such (bolded above), leading to the "launching of a thousand memes" by members of the Knox meme Facebook page. <br />
<br />
Soleil herself contributed the following memes:<br />
<br />
<blockquote><br />
* ''Top 10 Anime Betrayals: [Insert Picture of the Maggot]''<br />
<br />
* ''In the "Big Brain Meme" format: 1) Owning up to making a mistake that put the health of students at risk, 2) Trying to cover up the mistake you made and hope no one finds out, 3) PRETENDING MAGGOTS DONT EXIST, 4) "No worms or insects of any sort were found."''<br />
<br />
* ''Who would win? The integrity of Bon Appetit Management Company | One Squirmy Boi''<br />
<br />
* ''When you keep finding bugs/larvae in your food:'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjVJXuAIMTI&feature=youtu.be Love Bug] <br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
Following the incident, [[Kenna Bell]] posted a message on the meme page saying, "In light of ongoing issues with the food situation at Knox, some friends and I were hoping to organize a day-long boycott of dining services," at which point Soleil contacted Kenna privately and said she was interested. Plans were made to protest outside Knox College President Teresa Amott's office following class hours, with students listing the health issues they've faced when dealing with the Caf, but the event was cancelled due to inclement weather. <br />
<br />
Students' avoidance of the Caf and vocalization of issues concerning Caf management--mainly with College Vice President of Finance Keith Archer and Caf General Manager [[Diane Welker]]--with members of various health committees on campus, teachers, and TKS, drew enough attention, however. Upon students' return from spring break, students received an email on March 7th detailing Keith Archer's convenient acceptance of the position of VP of Finance at Grinnell College. On March 19th, students also received news through email that "after recent consultation with the College regarding dining at Knox, Bon Appetit will be realigning the management team...and...[will] conduct a nationwide search for a new general manager," indicating Diane's firing. <br />
<br />
In summary: Yeehaw, boys, the evil's finally been defeated.<br />
<br />
== Quotes ==<br />
<br />
*“Is pussy vegan?” / “Is pussy fair trade?”<br />
<br />
[[Category:Class of 2020]]</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Ben_Farrer&diff=31802Ben Farrer2019-02-17T04:40:09Z<p>BeBester: </p>
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<div>Environmental Studies professor. Hails from the other side of the pond. Known to jam out in the practice rooms of CFA. Once rescued a cat from a tree. Might know where all these trains are going and what this all means ([[Galesburg Regreats]]).<br />
<br />
[[Category:Faculty]]</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Galesburg_Regreats&diff=31801Galesburg Regreats2019-02-17T04:39:29Z<p>BeBester: </p>
<hr />
<div>A song by our very own [[Ben Farrer]]. The title includes a pun (if you haven't noticed yet). It's about Galesburg, trains, corn and other Galesburgian stuff. Oh, and also Baked (both types). Lyrics are below and you can listen to it here: [https://adventuremedicalkit.bandcamp.com/track/galesburg-regreats]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Do you like watching people make decisions<br />
<br />
You know they're gonna regret in the morning <br />
<br />
<br />
Well you could go to Cherryoke <br />
<br />
It is held every Thursday <br />
<br />
We get drunk and we get lonely <br />
<br />
Singing about our ex-girlfriends <br />
<br />
<br />
(oh cos that's definitely gonna win her back) <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
do you believe in paying a dollar for pbr <br />
<br />
do you like getting your arse kicked at pool and darts <br />
<br />
well you could go to jazz at fat fish <br />
<br />
they jazz up some pretty good shit <br />
<br />
it is where all the cool kids go <br />
<br />
but it's not quite my tempo <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
How many types of cheese can you name <br />
<br />
If you want to learn some more I know a place <br />
<br />
Well you could go to Cornucopia <br />
<br />
It is like a cheese utopia <br />
<br />
If you like your cheeses smokier <br />
<br />
get that one sandwich with guoda <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
Do you like eating pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner <br />
<br />
Sometimes with a thick crust sometimes thinner <br />
<br />
Well I eat three meals a day at baked <br />
<br />
I call that doing the triple baked <br />
<br />
and depending on what type of brownies I make <br />
<br />
I might get quadruple baked <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
now she's back in the atmosphere <br />
<br />
drops of Jupiter in her hair <br />
<br />
that was not the bridge to this song <br />
<br />
that was this song getting stuck behind a train cos it doesn't have a bridge <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean<br />
<br />
<br />
- benf</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Galesburg_Regreats&diff=31800Galesburg Regreats2019-02-17T04:38:14Z<p>BeBester: </p>
<hr />
<div>A song by our very own [[Ben Farrer]]. The title includes a pun (if you haven't noticed yet). It's about Galesburg, trains, corn and other Galesburgian stuff. Oh, and also Baked (both types). Lyrics are below and you can listen to it here: [https://adventuremedicalkit.bandcamp.com/track/galesburg-regreats]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Do you like watching people make decisions<br />
<br />
You know they're gonna regret in the morning <br />
<br />
<br />
Well you could go to Cherryoke <br />
<br />
It is held every Thursday <br />
<br />
We get drunk and we get lonely <br />
<br />
Singing about our ex-girlfriends <br />
<br />
<br />
(oh cos that's definitely gonna win her back) <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
do you believe in paying a dollar for pbr <br />
<br />
do you like getting your arse kicked at pool and darts <br />
<br />
well you could go to jazz at fat fish <br />
<br />
they jazz up some pretty good shit <br />
<br />
it is where all the cool kids go <br />
<br />
but it's not quite my tempo <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
How many types of cheese can you name <br />
<br />
If you want to learn some more I know a place <br />
<br />
Well you could go to Cornucopia <br />
<br />
It is like a cheese utopia <br />
<br />
If you like your cheeses smokier <br />
<br />
get that one sandwich with guoda <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
Do you like eating pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner <br />
<br />
Sometimes with a thick crust sometimes thinner <br />
<br />
Well I eat three meals a day at baked <br />
<br />
I call that doing the triple baked <br />
<br />
and depending on what type of brownies I make <br />
<br />
I might get quadruple baked <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
now she's back in the atmosphere <br />
<br />
drops of Jupiter in her hair <br />
<br />
that was not the bridge to this song <br />
<br />
that was this song getting stuck behind a train cos it doesn't have a bridge <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean<br />
<br />
<br />
- benf</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Galesburg_Regreats&diff=31799Galesburg Regreats2019-02-17T04:35:37Z<p>BeBester: </p>
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<div>A song by our very own [[Ben Farrer]]. The title includes a pun (if you haven't noticed yet). It's about Galesburg, trains, corn. Oh, and also Baked (both types). Lyrics are below and you can listen to it here: [https://adventuremedicalkit.bandcamp.com/track/galesburg-regreats]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Do you like watching people make decisions<br />
<br />
You know they're gonna regret in the morning <br />
<br />
<br />
Well you could go to Cherryoke <br />
<br />
It is held every Thursday <br />
<br />
We get drunk and we get lonely <br />
<br />
Singing about our ex-girlfriends <br />
<br />
<br />
(oh cos that's definitely gonna win her back) <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
do you believe in paying a dollar for pbr <br />
<br />
do you like getting your arse kicked at pool and darts <br />
<br />
well you could go to jazz at fat fish <br />
<br />
they jazz up some pretty good shit <br />
<br />
it is where all the cool kids go <br />
<br />
but it's not quite my tempo <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
How many types of cheese can you name <br />
<br />
If you want to learn some more I know a place <br />
<br />
Well you could go to Cornucopia <br />
<br />
It is like a cheese utopia <br />
<br />
If you like your cheeses smokier <br />
<br />
get that one sandwich with guoda <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
Do you like eating pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner <br />
<br />
Sometimes with a thick crust sometimes thinner <br />
<br />
Well I eat three meals a day at baked <br />
<br />
I call that doing the triple baked <br />
<br />
and depending on what type of brownies I make <br />
<br />
I might get quadruple baked <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
now she's back in the atmosphere <br />
<br />
drops of Jupiter in her hair <br />
<br />
that was not the bridge to this song <br />
<br />
that was this song getting stuck behind a train cos it doesn't have a bridge <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah Galesburg Illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean<br />
<br />
<br />
- benf</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Galesburg_Regreats&diff=31798Galesburg Regreats2019-02-17T04:32:32Z<p>BeBester: </p>
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<div>A song by our very own [[Ben Farrer]]. The title includes a pun (if you haven't noticed yet). It's about Galesburg, trains, corn. Oh, and also Baked (both types). Lyrics are below and you can listen to it here: [https://adventuremedicalkit.bandcamp.com/track/galesburg-regreats]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Do you like watching people make decisions<br />
<br />
You know they're gonna regret in the morning <br />
<br />
<br />
Well you could go to cherryoke <br />
<br />
It is held every Thursday <br />
<br />
We get drunk and we get lonely <br />
<br />
Singing about our ex-girlfriends <br />
<br />
<br />
(oh cos that's definitely gonna win her back) <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
do you believe in paying a dollar for pbr <br />
<br />
do you like getting your arse kicked at pool and darts <br />
<br />
well you could go to jazz at fat fish <br />
<br />
they jazz up some pretty good shit <br />
<br />
it is where all the cool kids go <br />
<br />
but it's not quite my tempo <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
<br />
How many types of cheese can you name <br />
<br />
If you want to learn some more i know a place <br />
<br />
Well you could go to cornucopia <br />
<br />
It is like a cheese utopia <br />
<br />
If you like your cheeses smokier <br />
<br />
get that one sandwich with guoda <br />
<br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
<br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
<br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Do you like eating pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner <br />
Sometimes with a thick crust sometimes thinner <br />
Well i eat three meals a day at baked <br />
i call that doing the triple baked <br />
and depending on what type of brownies i make <br />
i might get quadruple baked <br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
now she's back in the atmosphere <br />
drops of jupiter in her hair <br />
that was not the bridge to this song <br />
that was this song getting stuck behind a train cos it doesn't have a bridge <br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean<br />
<br />
- benf</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Galesburg_Regreats&diff=31797Galesburg Regreats2019-02-17T04:28:53Z<p>BeBester: Created page with "A song by our very own Ben Farrer. The title includes a pun (if you haven't noticed yet). It's about Galesburg, trains, corn. Oh, and also Baked (both types). Lyrics are b..."</p>
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<div>A song by our very own [[Ben Farrer]]. The title includes a pun (if you haven't noticed yet). It's about Galesburg, trains, corn. Oh, and also Baked (both types). Lyrics are below and you can listen to it here: [https://adventuremedicalkit.bandcamp.com/track/galesburg-regreats]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Do you like watching people make decisions <br />
You know they're gonna regret in the morning <br />
<br />
Well you could go to cherryoke <br />
It is held every Thursday <br />
We get drunk and we get lonely <br />
Singing about our ex-girlfriends <br />
<br />
(oh cos that's definitely gonna win her back) <br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
do you believe in paying a dollar for pbr <br />
do you like getting your arse kicked at pool and darts <br />
well you could go to jazz at fat fish <br />
they jazz up some pretty good shit <br />
it is where all the cool kids go <br />
but it's not quite my tempo <br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
How many types of cheese can you name <br />
If you want to learn some more i know a place <br />
Well you could go to cornucopia <br />
It is like a cheese utopia <br />
If you like your cheeses smokier <br />
get that one sandwich with guoda <br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
Do you like eating pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner <br />
Sometimes with a thick crust sometimes thinner <br />
Well i eat three meals a day at baked <br />
i call that doing the triple baked <br />
and depending on what type of brownies i make <br />
i might get quadruple baked <br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean <br />
<br />
now she's back in the atmosphere <br />
drops of jupiter in her hair <br />
that was not the bridge to this song <br />
that was this song getting stuck behind a train cos it doesn't have a bridge <br />
<br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Where are all these trains going what does this all mean <br />
Woah galesburg illinois <br />
Why is all this corn growing what does this all mean<br />
<br />
- benf</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Ben_Farrer&diff=31796Ben Farrer2019-02-17T04:24:01Z<p>BeBester: </p>
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<div>Environmental Studies professor. Hails from the other side of the pond. Known to jam out in the practice rooms of CFA. Once rescued a cat from a tree. Might know where all these trains are going and what it all means ([[Galesburg Regreats]]).<br />
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[[Category:Faculty]]</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Ben_Farrer&diff=31795Ben Farrer2019-02-17T04:23:38Z<p>BeBester: </p>
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<div>Environmental Studies professor. Hails from the other side of the pond. Known to jam out in the practice rooms of CFA. Once rescued a cat from a tree. Might know where all these trains are going and what it all means. ([[Galesburg Regreats]]).<br />
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[[Category:Faculty]]</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Rachel_Ditty&diff=31794Rachel Ditty2019-02-17T04:21:32Z<p>BeBester: </p>
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<div>BOONDIS.<br />
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[https://www.google.com/search?q=bidoof&oq=Bi&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i60j69i61j69i57j35i39j0.4549j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8]</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Ben_Farrer&diff=31793Ben Farrer2019-02-17T04:19:17Z<p>BeBester: </p>
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<div>Environmental Studies professor. Hails from the other side of the pond. Known to jam out in the practice rooms of CFA. Once rescued a cat from a tree. Might know where all these trains are going and what it all means. [[Galesburg Regreats]]<br />
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[[Category:Faculty]]</div>BeBesterhttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Poornima_Tata&diff=31792Poornima Tata2019-02-17T03:40:01Z<p>BeBester: </p>
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<div>Also known as Poornima Tat (on Knox's Bioneers page). <br />
Poornima is part of the Class of 2022.<br />
She is a chaotic entity that will never be able to tell you a ten-minute story in less than an hour. She is also the lightest of weights and a fantastic person with a love for music (or should I say a specific person's music).</div>BeBester