http://thewikifire.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Goose&feedformat=atomThe Wiki Fire - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T06:41:52ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.34.0http://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=COVID-19&diff=32418COVID-192020-03-14T18:54:00Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>COVID-19, or Coronavirus. is a global pandemic in the year 2020.<br />
<br />
It has postponed/suspended many things around the world and Knox is no exception.<br />
<br />
On March 12th 2020 Teresa Amott, our president, announced:<br />
<br />
"After consultation with many members of the Knox community, including our Board of Trustees and faculty leadership, we have made the decision to extend spring break by one week and then to teach online for at least the first half of spring term. We hope that we can resume in-person classes and activities for the second half, but will make that decision later as we assess the risks to our community health."<br />
<br />
Along with this change, spring seasons for sports have been cancelled.<br />
<br />
The seniors are screwed basically, many are worried about graduation, and those with honors most likely cannot continue. <br />
<br />
Friends are saying goodbye and not knowing when they will see each other again. Seniors are aware that this may be the last time they see some of their friends, as it is unknown if Knox will welcome students back before graduation.<br />
<br />
It is a very surreal experience for Knox and for the world.<br />
<br />
If you want to use this page to share your experience or perspective, please do so.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Floorsbee&diff=31113Floorsbee2018-03-21T04:53:25Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div><br />
<br />
== Creation ==<br />
<br />
The year of 2017, a Friday like any other. Lydia Allen, Elllie Baird and Alex Gallo were going to see Joel Willison's play when they met him in CFA, in that weird ambiguous space outside Harbach and the Round room. "Do you want to join the other frisbee group?". They asked Joel. "Sure" he replied. They hung out for a bit like the amazing people they were. Alex had a frisbee with him and they were throwing it around with much joy. Until it dropped upside down. and Ellie kicked it across the floor. They all stopped. "that's kinda cool" they whispered in awe. AND THUS FLOORSBEE WAS BORN.<br />
<br />
<br />
== The rules ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Have fun.<br />
<br />
You must play in the CFA waiting area outside Harbach theatre, the floor is optimal Floorsbee space.<br />
<br />
Play until you are tired from having so much fun or Campus safety kicks you out cause the game is too awesome for their brains to comprehend.<br />
<br />
Use the CFA benches as goals.<br />
The more people there are then the bigger the field<br />
<br />
If something inside you says its a foul then odds are it's a foul<br />
<br />
The frisbee needs to go all the way through to be considered a goal<br />
<br />
To put the disc back into play the team that just got scored on kicks the frisbee back through the goal.<br />
The other team needs to be behind the halfway mark before the new point starts<br />
(There is discussion over whether everyone should say "floorsbee" together before the point. it has not been decided. more information to come in the future)<br />
<br />
In the event that both feet from opposing teams land on the disc at the same time everyone stops and the two players play rock paper scissors for possession.<br />
<br />
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT (ON SHOOT. NOT ANY OF THAT OTHER WEIRD CRAP)<br />
best of one match<br />
<br />
If the frisbee flips over (so it is graphic/flat side up) then everyone puts their hands up, stops moving and yells "FLIP!"<br />
<br />
The player closest to it flips it over and play continues<br />
<br />
There are goalies. just don't be annoying about it.<br />
<br />
You can take one step when you are stepping on the frisbee. You CANNOT scoot across the field with the frisbee on your foot. You can, however, dribble it like you would a soccer. <br />
<br />
You cannot take the frisbee away from someone if they have their foot on it (we need to figure this one out better cause someone really could just stand there with the frisbee and the entire game would just stop for an indeterminate amount of time) Suggestion: Use a shot clock like in basketball.<br />
<br />
Shoes arent required but the game has the potential to hurt your feet a LOT if you arent wearing shoes.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Scoring System ==<br />
<br />
<br />
There is no scoring system and probably won't be for a while. Obviously a point is a point but if you're actually keeping score then you need to get over yourself, Floorsbee is about fun, not winning.<br />
<br />
There has been talk of playing 15 minute innings of 5 minutes or 5 innings of 15 minutes but that could very well be hogwash. <br />
<br />
<br />
==Floorsbee's relatioship with Frisbee ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Frisbee players sort of turn their noise up against this sport. they won't admit it. but they think it's weird (or stupid, depending who you ask). and they're frisbee plays so that's saying something.<br />
--->But head's up. If they actually ever play the sport odds are they will love it more than you. because floorsbee. is. awesome<br />
<br />
<br />
== Memorable dates that helped shape Floorsbee ==<br />
<br />
[[March 14th 2018]]<br />
<br />
Ezra Schley has the amazing Idea of reserving Williston as a place for floorsbee so that we aren't kicked out by campo whenever we play. We'll see if this leads to anything more. Didn't lead to anything. See below.<br />
<br />
[[March 19th & 20th 2018]]<br />
<br />
March 19th. Some time during the day. Lydia Allen, Odessa Sigali and Ellie Baird discovered that the basement of Williston House could work. <br />
<br />
March 20th. The Floorsbee Page is officially created. At 10 pm the first Winter Term Floorsbee game was played. It went REALLY well. There are the added obstacles of a TV, Water Fountain, Poles, Extra Couches and Vending Machine. It's fucking awesome. Due to the limited space there is more of a cap on team members (around 5). Half's were agreed at 5 where then everyone would drink water and switch sides. [https://imgur.com/Pz2KhSu]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== FAQ ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Will it be fun?<br />
<br />
yeah. just try it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Will I be good?<br />
<br />
Yeah. It's more impressive if you aren't. Trust me. you'll be good<br />
<br />
What frisbee is best to use?<br />
<br />
Honestly we're trying to figure this out as well. Right now the frisbee that is used most is Alex Gallo's.<br />
----> you can use others. they just don't work as well for some reason. we're trying to find out what makes a good floorsbee frisbee<br />
<br />
When does it happen? <br />
<br />
WHENEVER YOU WANT! this game could de done with at least 2 v 2 and go as big as however much you want. you can start up a game by yourself and friends or there are random floorsbee games whenever. There isn't a set schedule for when we play but there is a facebook page. so just ask around and someone will help you get on the page.<br />
<br />
"This sounds like a weird game"<br />
<br />
let me guess. you haven't played. just wait till you play. you'll love it<br />
<br />
Just wait guys. this sport is gonna go somewhere.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Floorsbee&diff=31112Floorsbee2018-03-21T04:45:30Z<p>Goose: /* Memorable dates that helped shape Floorsbee */</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
<br />
== Creation ==<br />
<br />
The year of 2017, a Friday like any other. Lydia Allen, Elllie Baird and Alex Gallo were going to see Joel Willison's play when they met him in CFA, in that weird ambiguous space outside Harbach and the Round room. "Do you want to join the other frisbee group?". They asked Joel. "Sure" he replied. They hung out for a bit like the amazing people they were. Alex had a frisbee with him and they were throwing it around with much joy. Until it dropped upside down. and Ellie kicked it across the floor. They all stopped. "that's kinda cool" they whispered in awe. AND THUS FLOORSBEE WAS BORN.<br />
<br />
<br />
== The rules ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Have fun.<br />
<br />
You must play in the CFA waiting area outside Harbach theatre, the floor is optimal Floorsbee space.<br />
<br />
Play until you are tired from having so much fun or Campus safety kicks you out cause the game is too awesome for their brains to comprehend.<br />
<br />
Use the CFA benches as goals.<br />
The more people there are then the bigger the field<br />
<br />
If something inside you says its a foul then odds are it's a foul<br />
<br />
The frisbee needs to go all the way through to be considered a goal<br />
<br />
To put the disc back into play the team that just got scored on kicks the frisbee back through the goal.<br />
The other team needs to be behind the halfway mark before the new point starts<br />
(There is discussion over whether everyone should say "floorsbee" together before the point. it has not been decided. more information to come in the future)<br />
<br />
In the event that both feet from opposing teams land on the disc at the same time everyone stops and the two players play rock paper scissors for possession.<br />
<br />
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT (ON SHOOT. NOT ANY OF THAT OTHER WEIRD CRAP)<br />
best of one match<br />
<br />
If the frisbee flips over (so it is graphic/flat side up) then everyone puts their hands up, stops moving and yells "FLIP!"<br />
<br />
The player closest to it flips it over and play continues<br />
<br />
There are goalies. just don't be annoying about it.<br />
<br />
You can take one step when you are stepping on the frisbee. You CANNOT scoot across the field with the frisbee on your foot. You can, however, dribble it like you would a soccer. <br />
<br />
You cannot take the frisbee away from someone if they have their foot on it (we need to figure this one out better cause someone really could just stand there with the frisbee and the entire game would just stop for an indeterminate amount of time) Suggestion: Use a shot clock like in basketball.<br />
<br />
Shoes arent required but the game has the potential to hurt your feet a LOT if you arent wearing shoes.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Scoring System ==<br />
<br />
<br />
There is no scoring system and probably won't be for a while. Obviously a point is a point but if you're actually keeping score then you need to get over yourself, Floorsbee is about fun, not winning.<br />
<br />
There has been talk of playing 15 minute innings of 5 minutes or 5 innings of 15 minutes but that could very well be hogwash. <br />
<br />
<br />
==Floorsbee's relatioship with Frisbee ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Frisbee players sort of turn their noise up against this sport. they won't admit it. but they think it's weird (or stupid, depending who you ask). and they're frisbee plays so that's saying something.<br />
--->But head's up. If they actually ever play the sport odds are they will love it more than you. because floorsbee. is. awesome<br />
<br />
<br />
== Memorable dates that helped shape Floorsbee ==<br />
<br />
[[March 14th 2018]]<br />
<br />
Ezra Schley has the amazing Idea of reserving Williston as a place for floorsbee so that we aren't kicked out by campo whenever we play. We'll see if this leads to anything more. Didn't lead to anything. See below.<br />
<br />
[[March 19th & 20th 2018]]<br />
<br />
March 19th. Some time during the day. Lydia Allen, Odessa Sigali and Ellie Baird discovered that the basement of Williston House could work. <br />
<br />
March 20th. The Floorsbee Page is officially created. At 10 pm the first Winter Term Floorsbee game was played. It went REALLY well. There are the added obstacles of a TV, Water Fountain, Poles, Extra Couches and Vending Machine. It's fucking awesome. Due to the limited space there is more of a cap on team members (around 5). Half's were agreed at 5 where then everyone would drink water and switch sides.<br />
<br />
[[https://imgur.com/a/Pa4WR]]<br />
<br />
== FAQ ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Will it be fun?<br />
<br />
yeah. just try it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Will I be good?<br />
<br />
Yeah. It's more impressive if you aren't. Trust me. you'll be good<br />
<br />
What frisbee is best to use?<br />
<br />
Honestly we're trying to figure this out as well. Right now the frisbee that is used most is Alex Gallo's.<br />
----> you can use others. they just don't work as well for some reason. we're trying to find out what makes a good floorsbee frisbee<br />
<br />
When does it happen? <br />
<br />
WHENEVER YOU WANT! this game could de done with at least 2 v 2 and go as big as however much you want. you can start up a game by yourself and friends or there are random floorsbee games whenever. There isn't a set schedule for when we play but there is a facebook page. so just ask around and someone will help you get on the page.<br />
<br />
"This sounds like a weird game"<br />
<br />
let me guess. you haven't played. just wait till you play. you'll love it<br />
<br />
Just wait guys. this sport is gonna go somewhere.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Flunk_Day_2017&diff=30671Flunk Day 20172017-05-04T10:37:46Z<p>Goose: /* Thursday, May 4th */</p>
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<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the fallacies; <br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
<br />
<br />
(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
<br />
==Join in the fun?==<br />
<br />
Visit the [[How to edit the wikifire]] page for a quick rundown of the steps for how to edit this (and any other) page!<br />
<br />
'''the more contributors we have, the more fun it gets.'''<br />
<br />
==That Flunk Though...==<br />
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!<br />
<br />
==Friday, August 12th==<br />
<br />
[[T-Amott]] confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy<br />
This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE<br />
<br />
[[Scott Roberts]] also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.<br />
<br />
[img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNycdfFEgBc/maxresdefault.jpg"<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, November 8th==<br />
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, Febuary 28th==<br />
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game??? <br />
<br />
11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
==Friday, March 3rd==<br />
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at [[Cherry Street]] WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. <br />
<br />
12:22AM - Brothers of [[FIGI]] sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???<br />
<br />
==Saturday, March 4th==<br />
9:00PM Brothers of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]] hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of [[TKE]] as well as members of [[Sigma Nu]] and [[Sigma Chi]]. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets??? <br />
<br />
------------> CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, March 8th== <br />
Alumnus (alumnum?) [[Matt Sugai]] kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that they are not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 14th==<br />
~5:00 PM - [http://imgur.com/qg6dVdA] <br />
The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil? <br />
<br />
11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.<br />
<br />
9:05 PM [[Teresa Amott]] spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????<br />
<br />
==Thursday, March 16th==<br />
1:27 AM [[Scott Roberts]] (landlord of the [[yellows]]) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.<br />
<br />
==Monday, March 20th==<br />
<br />
This was the first day of spring. [[Theresa Amott]] was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 21st==<br />
8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day. <br />
<br />
PICTURE CONFIRMATION [http://imgur.com/a/Qxmno] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, March 22nd==<br />
<br />
FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!<br />
<br />
==Thursday, March 23rd==<br />
<br />
KEG IN THE [[QUADS]]!<br />
<br />
Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???<br />
<br />
<br />
REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is [[Teresa Amott]] possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [http://imgur.com/6PGZpXJ] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES <br />
<br />
==Monday, March 27th==<br />
Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!<br />
<br />
4:53PM - [[Mark Holmes]] encourages his Open Studio students to 'dig' through their notes from past years to create an artist statement. Does he want us to dig something else??? Only time will tell.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 28th==<br />
12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???<br />
<br />
7:21PM Two members of TKS overheard in founders planning the flunk day issue!???!! Seems kind of soon doesn't it???? <---what will tks DIG up this year??<br />
<br />
10:46AM - [[Peter Bailey]] is wearing a tie with geckos on it. His lizard is showing, this means we're getting close.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, March 30th==<br />
3:42PM - [[Emma Lister]] caught wearing skull and cross-bone earrings. She's definitely a pirate. <---- not like we haven't know this though <--- GOD BLESS EMMA LISTER <br />
<br />
3:55PM - Members of videocorp seen taking a strange shot of [[Ben Smolinski]] looking confused and taking his shirt off in the sculpture studio in The Whitcomb Art Center. When asked what this strange video was about, they were bound to resist giving an answer. [[Tristian Yi]], flunk day planner??? [[Joe Connors]], internal conspiracist??? We need more information to confirm!!!!!! <br />
<br />
==Friday, March 31st==<br />
Word has it there will be a ceremonial ground breaking tonight. <br />
<br />
==Monday, April 3rd==<br />
This will be the day. This is it.<br />
<br />
PREDICT FLUNK DAY STARTS TODAY. 11:30am to 12:30pm, 5:30 to 6:30pm in front on the Caf. Come through and earn prizes!<br />
<br />
^^^ umm... flunk day planners definitely on the wikifire right here trying to throw us off course!! <----- confirmed<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 4th==<br />
11:54AM - 3 cuties seen wielding a single shovel in a very specific formation through the quads.....we know what's coming.<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 5th==<br />
12:00AM - The mud pit gasps their first, glorious breath of the season.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 6th==<br />
Andrew Salemi sends out email inviting students for free ice cream and board games. Obviously overflow from Flunk Day supplies. Possibly the first ever Flunk Day on a Friday and an Admitted Students Day.<br />
<br />
==Sunday, April 9th==<br />
<br />
SPOTTED: Pepsi stand east of Gizmo patio. Leftover from Prairie Fire Fest- keeping it out for an early flunk???<br />
Trash cans still lining area outside Gizmo patio. Easier access for an early flunk.<br />
<br />
==Monday, April 10th==<br />
12:37AM - Still no word on who's a [[friar]] yet... Is Flunk Day even happening this year??? Who is a planner??? HOW DO WE NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION YET???????????<br />
<br />
I GOT A FACULTY EMAIL that talks about organizing the soft ball team. I say two weeks tops. They don't need more time than that to organize. A reminder email will be sent out the day of/before. I will get this one too!!! <---- god bless this person<br />
<br />
Coms Office Releases THIS ARTICLE ABOUT PREDICTING FLUNK DAY https://www.knox.edu/news/a-pocket-guide-to-predicting-flunk-day -----> They seem a little TOO insistent that they don't know when it is. I think they know.<br />
<br />
!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGGEEEEEEEE! Also check out Peter Bailey's prediction ......<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 11th==<br />
<br />
Where is the "flunk day is a privilege" email??? Deb Southern wyd<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 12th==<br />
Williston Hall seems to be awfully loud tonight. Do the quiet ones know something?<br />
<br />
Sam Duffy changed her profile picture to a Flunk Day throwback. She's on the inside... trust me.<br />
<br />
Looks like the planners are going in for a late flunk again this year:<br />
Evidence: <br />
<br />
1. No Flunk Day email has been sent out yet. NONE. NADA. The email is sent out pretty early in the term<br />
<br />
2. Do any seniors know if they are friars yet? NO scares in the quads (yet! wait for it, Freshies) <br />
<br />
3. The mud pit is DRY, even though I heard that some Sig Chi and SNu had top secret agenda paperwork piling up in their basements regarding some flunkin' important matters<br />
<br />
4. Grass has not been mowed....Can someone find out when the grass is scheduled to be mowed next?<br />
<br />
5. Flunk Day T-shirts are not sold yet (Did UB forget that we are not stupid and that FLUNK is to happen few weeks after they start selling the t-shirts???)<br />
<br />
Flunk Spirit *R.I.P.*<br />
*ALL around campus there is a shortage of drunk people. Wake up and take a shot ya tokers, the Flunk might be closer than you think.*<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 13th==<br />
Direct source from planners, it's today🍆🍆🍆 ---> CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
6:46 PM Fiji blasting music and playing basketball. Have their Alumni told them the date of the flunk? <----Conspiracy<br />
<br />
"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like flunk day all the time." -Anonymous<br />
<br />
==Sunday, April 16th==<br />
<br />
[11:00pm] Y'ALL we all need to STEP IT UP and start hyping up the FLUNK!!!! I can't sustain the wiki fire by myself.....flunk day is about TEAMWORK! LET'S DO THIS. That being said it's definitely tomorrow <--- CONFIRMED < ----------- COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. IT IS SO DEAD IM EMBARRASSED<br />
<br />
==Monday, April 17th==<br />
<br />
The Freshman were all given Flunk Day Survival Info from their RAs before last Monday. Any day now is officially open to being Flunk Day. <br />
Let the predictions flow like a ship at sea. AAAAARRRRRGH! IT's GAME ON! ---> CONFIRMED. [2:10 pm] Talked to a freshman in my class and she said her suite had the Flunk Day talk last week. Another freshman told me they had theirs two weekends ago.<br />
<br />
Admitted Students Days are over. Where's the email, Deb???<br />
<br />
[9:18 pm] Email from Andrew Salemi announcing that Flunk Day shirts can be ordered online NOW! (what happened to tabling ppl? truly a lost art) This is not a drill.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 18th==<br />
<br />
Taiko Drum circle was moved from this day to sunday.....could it be?<br />
<br />
Merchandise email is out!!! the time is near.... any day now<br />
<br />
also...who are our planners???? would help bunches <-- they are shadows in the dark a.k.a we will never know<br />
<br />
[10:56 am] Deb Southern has sent the email. Flunk season has begun. <-----CONFIRMED!<br />
<br />
TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA OUR DEB BABE HAS SENT THE FLUNK EMAIL!<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 19th==<br />
Probably not this day seeing as it is the Almost There Fair for Seniors to pick up their caps and gowns (and also donate money to the school).<br />
<br />
It's B.G.'s birthday...could the planners be trying to combine to drunk catastrophe's into one day to minimize damage? Seems likely.<br />
<br />
[3:10 pm] SPOTTED: TKS editors [[Rachel Landman]] and [[Erika Riley]] carrying newspapers down hallway of Seymour. They went in the campus life office. Could be the Flunk Day issue???<----FALSE TKS does NOT know when flunk day is, they just make an issue earlier in the term so they can print it on the day when they find out just like everyone else. <-------True only 4 people know when Flunk day is: New campus life person that has replaced Travis, 2 flunk day planners from UB, and one school person (T Amott) <---- False. Many more than 4 people know. Admissions so they don't schedule tours. Deb Southern and other people in OSD. Campus Safety so they can be prepares to try (ha!) to stop the mud pit. The administration is ripe with information. <----True. TKS isn't the admin, but they definitely print in advance and give the issue to Campus Life.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 20th==<br />
<br />
Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?<br />
<br />
Could this be the first 4/20 Flunk? Rumor has it one of the secret planners is a hard core stoner...<br />
<br />
a 4/20 flunk day could be huge!! there are mostly club meetings but no big events so it is a big possibility. at least it would be a good day to scare the freshies for the first time!<br />
<br />
Does anyone know if they're a friar yet??!?!?! NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!<br />
<br />
Lots of people posting on facebook today about Smashmouth. Could this finally be our year?<br />
<br />
==Friday, April 21st==<br />
Everyone knows it's an established rule that flunk day is never on a Friday, but riddle me this- do pirates follow the rules?<br />
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You could take photos with fruit in the caf today. Basically flunk day.<br />
<br />
==Sunday, April 23==<br />
<br />
Vlad spotted on campus.<br />
<br />
Vlad was also spotted drinking heavily with senior [[Riya Tiwari]] Saturday night. His direct quotes "let the flunk season begin!!!!" <br />
<br />
Senior [[Riya Tiwari]] has posted her flunk jug. ------>THIS COULD BE HUGE<br />
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SPOTTED ON CAMPUS MOVING STUFF BACK AND FORTH!!! <---- What kind of stuff? Details, ''PLEASE''! <----- A bag full of human skulls and 5 torches!!!<br />
<br />
'''FLUNK DAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED!!''' Koreen is at the Gizmo, after hours!!<br />
<br />
The Pirates beat the Yankees today, so we're DEFINITELY flunking tomorrow<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ARE ON!!!!! <------time stamp? (Smh, freshman?) Mailroom lights are always on unless you are speaking of the office part inside<br />
<br />
==Monday, April 24th==<br />
<br />
Today there's a NYTimes journalist coming to campus and the new Parke Ethicist-in-Residence thing is happening. Big enough to stop the Flunk? Maybe not. <----- ethicist is here all week as it's a residency, flunk day is still a possibility. <---- and she's an alum, so she's familiar with flunk day! maybe that's why they chose her???<br />
<br />
First scare of the season!!!<br />
<br />
Janitorial got 6 large boxes of floor cleaner. Prep for post-Flunk clean-up? #Confirmed<br />
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People who ordered shirts- have they arrived yet??? PLS RESPOND <--- I haven't heard anything!<br />
<br />
There's construction happening on the east side of Old Main and there's a big hole in the ground. Maybe Flunk Day won't happen until that's done? I don't think it's out of the question, but it seems like a bad idea to have a bunch of drunk people running around with that. I'm sure Facilities knows when Flunk Day is.<br />
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Members of Union Board have received their shirts at their weekly meeting. We could be flunkin' any day now, all is fair from here on!<-----confirmed <br />
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Staff members will get their flunk day shirts on Wednesday? So it couldn't be on Tuesday <br />
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10: 55 PM Fijis are shouting. This should be normal behavior except they're shouting "flunk day!!!!" do they know something?<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 25th==<br />
<br />
T. Amott canceled the fundraising event for Merrit and moved it to next monday -------->>>> confirmed<br />
<br />
Previous Flunk Day planner has leaked that THIS IS THE DAY <------ CONFIRMED #COLTRON <------no patience for fake news, pics or it didn't happen<br />
<br />
Dean Behling spotted landing a nollie kickflip down down the steps of the gizmo pattio. SHE IS FEELING THE FLUNK <---------- CONFIRMED. SHE ALSO LANDED A VARIAL OFF OF THE ALUMNI HALL FRONT STEPS.<br />
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huddled group of freshman overheard muttering about how they "...just wish flunk day would be done already" as they cast wary eyes around looking for snooping seniors, who might wake them up a tad early again, just to fuck with them.<br />
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FLUNK DAY APPAREL IS IN<br />
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Overheard a librarian explaining Flunk Day to a student worker. She thinks it's going to be an early Flunk.<br />
<br />
Everyone knows we've been rooting for a Smashmouth flunk for the past few years. According to the band's website, there are no shows booked between April 22 and May 13. Could it be that they're making a stop in The Burg between shows????????<br />
<br />
"All Star" by Smashmouth was playing in the mailroom this morning...sign of the flunk?? Do they know something we don't?<br />
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Andrew Salemi extends signup deadline for Big Pink Volleyball. Does it mean anything?????<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 26th==<br />
FLUNK DAY FRIAR INFO STILL NOT SENT OUT. SURPRISE FLUNK FOR ALL??<br />
<br />
Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction?<br />
⬆️ Same for his Econ 303 syllabus.<br />
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HEAR, HEAR MY FELLOW KNOXIES:<br />
Evidence shows that this day VERY CLEARLY can be the long awaited, the most drunk, flunk day of the century.<br />
<br />
Now, What evidence do I have you might say?<br />
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1. T Amott Cancelled her fancy reception for Tuesday, preparing for the Flunk?<br />
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2. There is supposed to be a track and field meet in Des Moines, but this IS NOT happening<br />
<br />
3. Greek Week has something scheduled for each day of the week, except this one. It is "wear jeans" day. Knowing that Greek week is organized by people in Campus Life, the same offices where our FLUNK <br />
DAY is planned DID THEY HINT NOT TO PUT ANY EVENT UP THIS DAY BECAUSE WE'RE FLUNKIN'?<br />
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4. It is the day after AnSo Senior Research Draft is due<-------------AnSo professors would reward you for such an effort with flunk, wouldn't they? <------#AnSotheory<br />
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<br />
<br />
Suspicious trucks at econo lodge and mall parking lot?? Flunk day confirmed???<br />
<br />
"Just saw this at a computer that was left logged in at the library, I logged out but got some good insight, this sorority girl knows her shit" :<br />
<br />
5. UB has not gotten their shirts yet, which always happens before the day<br />
<br />
6. Two confirmed planners, the UB advisor, and a suspected planner were at Walmart on a SUNDAY/today (cannot be part of normal UB business, therefore 100% Flunk related)<br />
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7. The shirts are in but still need to be distributed to people that ordered them. Shirts are likely to be distributed across multiple days (unconfirmed and possibly misunderstood) <-- The can put them in mailboxes day-of<br />
<br />
8.Unconfirmed but someone says the purple shirts are not in (for staff day-of) <-----staff members get their shirts on Wednesday? Can someone confirm?<br />
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9. Athletic events have been cancelled day-of in the past<br />
<br />
10. Weather forecast gives no indication of date because it is decided upon way before and they will not move it at the last minute<---------weather forecast for Wednesday is rainy, easier access to the mudpit?<br />
<br />
11. Unlikely to be close to or past May 10th because a current planner caught a lot of shit for it last year<br />
<br />
Make of this what you will. The first viable date for Flunk day is this Wednesday.<br />
<br />
Coltan Parker's Ass spotted hanging out the shotgun window of a blue subaru impreza as it drove by SMC. The numbers 04 were on his left cheek and 26 on his right. It may be a sign, or simply a deceptive trick. Who's to say?<br />
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pirate flag spotted in one of betas windows. Do they know something we don't? <------ no they just like getting drunk and talking about booty<br />
<br />
The shirts are out for pick up tonight?!?! <br />
<br />
Flunk Day Snapchat filter has yet to be approved (needs 2 days for approval), so it's not today. <-------this makes zero fucking sense? so maybe the planners sent it ago 2 days ago? <--- Can confirm it was only sent today!! <br />
<br />
Johnny Banham. Spanish Study master. Has been spotted not doing his homework. Flunk day confirmed. <----- True I'm looking at him right now. FAKE NEWS<br />
<br />
Justin Dad cut his hair. Flunk day so confirmed. FAKE NEWS<br />
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Angry Ginger Driscol has been calm for a week. A sign of flunk. FAKE NEWS<br />
<br />
Andrew Salami extends Big Pink deadline from 8:00 Wednesday morning to 4:00 Thursday afternoon...does he know drunken flunkers will be too preoccupied to sign up tomorrow morning?!?!<br />
<br />
8:58 PM There is NO WAY flunk day is tomorrow? There is someone important (ethicist?) staying on campus for the rest of the week? <---------Might be staying at a hotel (also they're a knox alum??)<br />
<br />
9:00 PM Would flunk day be held the same week as Greek week? Possibly not? <--------can someone confirm if Flunk day has been held during Greek week in the past? (the school would not want to possibly relate it to heavy drinking)<------but the flunk day planners might ;)<br />
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Craig Southern seen shitting in the mud pit and cackling wildly with an eye patch over his left eye and a parrot flying around his head. <---------CONFIRMED!<br />
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IMPORTANT: Andrew insisted on keeping his door closed this morning in the campus life office-last minute flunk preparations???? ALSO: he said last week he was worried that the shirts might not come in time, and they only got here today..........FLUNK FLUNK FLUNK!!!!<br />
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SUSPICIOUS THINGS SIGHTED IN HOTEL PARKING LOTS- FLUNK DAY SPIRITS HAVE SENT UNMARKED VANS AND A BEAUTIFUL OPOSSUM TO US<------can anyone confirm this w/ trucks in walmart parking lot?-----> USE A TIME STAMP and pics or it didn't happen!<br />
<br />
10.52 PM This just in. Vlad is drinking at the bars celebrating that "he got a job in NYC" could this just be a lie to drink before the night? P.S: he never casually goes out to the bars on Tuesdays for a drink. <--------wouldn't he be working or organizing and making sure everything is perfect if it was flunk day tomorrow?<-------#FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED #DRINKWITHTHEPLANNERS<br />
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11:11 PM Zangers were spotted at Walmart picking up alcohol word is that they know flunk day is tomorrow. Flunk day Confirmed. <-----Did they forget that they graduated?<---Definitely not flunk day then<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ON.... FLUNK CONFIRMED<br />
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12:18 AM Raub-Sellew RA spotted mudpit-digging activity. Campus Safety spotted at the Quads loading dock. Do we need more evidence?<br />
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12:19 am all is quiet..... too quiet🤔<br />
<br />
9: 45 AM Walked to the wrong class because too hungover. We will just have to wait for the flunk to arrive I guess.<br />
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9:00 PM THE FRIARS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!! JUST IN TIME FOR A TOMORROW FLUNK???<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 27th==<br />
<br />
There's a dining etiquette dinner tonight, so there's NO WAY it could be today. <- This is planned way after flunk day<br />
<br />
Craig mentioned how it could be the end of April. MAYBE <- He doesnt know when flunk day is<br />
Casual Labor has been called in to work at 6am to set up <--- casual labor doesn't do set up maintenance does<br />
<br />
Sharon Clayton overheard discussing the potential for her staff to work on Flunk Day if they need to escape into a bit of normality. While the working may not happen, the flunking may be today.<br />
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5:55pm pirates spotted in Galesburg pillaging liquor stores in preparation for the flunk!<br />
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6:58pm the softball game scheduled for tomorrow doesn't appear on the Midwest conference site or the Robert Morris softball schedule. It appears only on knox's schedule.. <------- CONFIRMED!!!! FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW! <----asked a softball player, CONFIRM CONFIRMED <br />
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8:28 supposed Track and Field meet with Drake NOT on Drake's schedule <--------FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED<----they were supposed to, coach just decided they didn't need to <- False, they didnt make it to the finals<br />
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9: 11 PM There is a speaker on campus tomorrow so it can't be tomorrow <- FALSE<br />
10:08 PM Confirmed from a trustworthy faculty member that Flunk is not Monday. Can't be next week due to scheduled baseball games and conference golf tournament. Barring a second consecutive week 8 Flunk day, it IS in fact TOMORROW! You heard it here first...<br />
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10:55 PM if no one shows up to class tomorrow can we make our own flunk day? <----- there's one every year...<br />
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11:42 PM Junior jumpstart is today. No chance, people. <---------doesn't matter<br />
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12:01 am planners were seen at cherry street drinking. Friar emails are out. It's flunk day tomorrow guys. Get turnt!<br />
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12:04 am people heard yelling "IT'S FLUNK DAYYYY!!"<br />
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Student development VP Anne overheard asking Senate President Tevin if Senate was "still" meeting tonight. Is it because she wants senators to rest up before the big day? Are we sure a Friday Flunk isn't in our future?<br />
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==Friday, April 28th==<br />
Flunk Day 2014<br />
<br />
"it's never on a Friday"<br />
"it can't be Friday"<br />
<br />
AnSo Senior Research Due so probably not this day<---How is this proof of any kind? Work is due every day <----FALSE. AnSo senior research professors are known for their kind hearts and great minds and would NEVER schedule something inappropriately. This isn't just homework it's a senior research that took over the course of an entire year.<br />
<br />
A Friday Flunk will be a clusterfuck. Don't let it happen. Or let it!!!!!<br />
<br />
==Saturday, April 29th==<br />
Flunk Day 2015<br />
<br />
A Saturday flunk is NOT out of the question guys....THINK ABOUT IT<br />
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10:00 pm: Craig Southern and Koreen Kerfoot seen in the Campus Life Office. Impending Flunk plans? What else is there to discuss so late at night?<br />
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==Sunday, April 30th==<br />
2:30PM ANDREW SALEMI SEEN ENTERING THE DARK CAMPUS LIFE OFFICE?? WHY WOULD HE BE HERE ON A WEEKEND UNLESS IT WAS THE FLUNK TOMORROW?? <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!<br />
DIG THE MUDPIT!!!<br />
Thar be a flunkday on the horizon!! Flunk ho!!<br />
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11:52pm tomorrow its gonna be may #flunkday<br />
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==Monday, May 1st==<br />
Andrew Salemi looked too calm. Must be a Monday flunk. #confirmed<br />
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Flunk Day 2013<br />
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Vlad P reportedly cancelled a Skype interview with a very lucrative company for this day, rescheduling it for an earlier date...could he be preparing to not interview while trashed?<br />
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Peter Bailey spotted telling AIPEF group that if he could participate in their flunk day predictions he would put $50 dollars on this day...*hint hint*<br />
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Not much on the calendar today. THIS COULD BE HUGE!<br />
<br />
CRAIG FLINCHED WHEN WE SAID MAY 1ST. IT COULD BE THIS DAY <------Craig does not know!<br />
<br />
Craig has one child. MAY 1ST?<br />
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Grace Neubauer '16's grad school in Germany is closed today, do they have knowledge of the Flunk?!?!?<br />
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An anagram of Andrew Salemi's name is "Alarmed News I" and I is the roman numeral for 1!!!!!!! FLUNK CONFIRMED <br />
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Education Department Secretary, Barbara, was overheard telling a student that an email is sent to staff asking for volunteers on the flunk approximately one week before the flunk. As of last Weds., no email was sent. Could the Flunk be this week?!?!?!?<br />
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TKE and BETA are throwing a block party on Saturday? TOGETHER? These two frats were the biggest rivals 4 years ago and would not even talk to each other. Look at how far we've come. I think it's a sign from the flunk gods <-----Monday Flunk confirmed<br />
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ELEANOR KAHN SAID IT'S MONDAY<-------- PROOF???<br />
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THE KNOX FOX CLAIMS TO NOT KNOW WHEN IT IS???? THE MASCOT SHOULD HAVE THIS INFORMATION???? IS FLUNK DAY EVEN REAL?!?!?<br />
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BASEBALL GAME RESCHEDULED FOR MONDAY AND APPEARS ON BOTH OUR SCHEDULE AND THE IC SCHEDULE.... SO FLUNK DAY IS NOT MONDAY!!!! <-------confirmed looks like we are looking at a week 8 flunk day again.... <------ I don't think the planners take reschedules into account, do they???<br />
<br />
National Couple Appreciation Day is observed on May 1st. Is there anything more romantic than flunk day?!?! FLUNK CONFIRMED <----- FLUNK IN LOVE<br />
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Faculty Meeting is Monday! = DEFINITELY NOT GONNA HAPPEN TODAY <----- I feel like this could be rescheduled pretty easily <-------- faculty member here, it possibly could, but there's so much to vote on, it would set us back too much. Flunk Days probably never going to be on a Faculty Meeting day. <---- shoutout to whatever faculty member that is keeping up with the wikifire. you are a hero.<br />
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[2:00 pm] FLUNK DAY PREDICTOR SENT OUT BY OFFICIAL KNOX EMAIL? Is this a sign?? <----- All the results say tomorrow...do they ''literally'' mean tomorrow?????? <---- Yes, bc it was sent out at 2:00 pm. 2. May 2. #CONFIRMED <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!<br />
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THE Knox College Facebook page released a video that is 52 seconds long. 52...5-2...May 2nd...FLUNK CONFIRMED!<br />
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'''Flunk Day Waltz'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Christmas Waltz)<br />
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Frosted beer bottles<br />
Friars yelling outside<br />
Squirrels mating in the tree<br />
<br />
Flunk Day's on its way<br />
It's filled with things<br />
Things for you and for me<br />
<br />
'''Chorus''':<br />
It's that time of year<br />
When the world falls in Flunk<br />
Every song you hear seems to say<br />
"Happy Flunk Day,<br />
May your Flunkiest dreams come true"<br />
<br />
And this song of mine<br />
In three quarter time<br />
Wishes you and yours<br />
Happy Flunk Day, too<br />
<br />
Repeat Chorus<br />
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==Tuesday, May 2nd==<br />
Milk Route and Baseball today. Not a Flunk!!! <----- Milk Route does NOT stop the Flunk. The English department has already said that it will just be the week after.<br />
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[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."<br />
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Startled squirrels dropped berries from a tree in the CFA art bowl, forming the number "2". Flunk day #confirmed??????<br />
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The Knox Fox Facebook has harassing seniors for flunk day information?!?!? Is this all a trick??????? Why doesn't the fox know??? The Fox is not a senior CONFIRMED. <br />
FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED.<br />
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The Hustle Fitness class is today, and that CANNOT be rescheduled. DEFINITELY not today. <----- Confirmed!!!!<br />
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Joanne's Fabric says that "a lot of people have been buying feathers tonight" <---- For pirate captain hats for flunk tomorrow??????<br />
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May 2nd is Scurvy Awareness Day. Seriously, people! Scurvy is the greatest enemy for a pirate at sea. MAY 2ND FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!<br />
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Achem Class hoping for today ( one less lab) ayyeee!'<br />
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Knox College Campus Alert system was tested and everyone received a phone call or a voicemail and 10:07 AM. Is campus safety trying to make sure that the alert system works so we are easily notified it's flunk day?<br />
<br />
THE lawns are being mowed. Is the Flunk upon us?!?!?!<br />
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The hole by Old Main has been filled in! The construction site is still a mess, but the hole is gone, which they probably wouldn't want to still have on Flunk Day. Could this mean we're ready to Flunk?<br />
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'''Flunk Day's Here'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Jingle Bells)<br />
<br />
Running through the Quads<br />
And banging on a pan<br />
Thank you Flunk Day Gods<br />
I'm your biggest fan<br />
I'm the Flunk Day King<br />
Yes this day's so tight<br />
And I just cannot help but sing<br />
This Flunking song tonight<br />
<br />
'''Chorus''':<br />
Oh, Flunk Day's here, Flunk Day's here<br />
Flunk Day's here today<br />
Oh, what fun it is to Flunk<br />
And Flunk the day away<br />
''Repeat''<br />
<br />
A day or two ago<br />
I thought I heard a Flunk<br />
But it was just a scare<br />
Though I had gotten drunk<br />
But now lay in the grass<br />
Because the email's here<br />
So let's please raise a Flunk Day glass<br />
And pass Deb Babe a beer<br />
<br />
Chorus x 2<br />
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==Wednesday, May 3rd==<br />
Confirmed Flunk Day<br />
Custodial Intel<br />
TRAILERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED!!! <----- pics or it didn't happen!!<br />
<br />
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.<br />
Seems like everyone wants it to be this day. Any reason why it's not???<br />
<br />
The alma mater has 3 verses. MAY 3RD FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!<br />
<br />
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS DAY FOR THE FLUNKK???<br />
<br />
Not much on the Campus Events email for Wednesday...could it be?<br />
<br />
Its finally sunny outside! Perhaps a gift and prelude from the Flunk Gods?????<br />
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Richard Stout's ECON 303 class just got cancelled for Wednesday and Thursday (Thursday class obviously had to be cancelled so we could recuperate from all that flunking.) FLUNK CONFIRMED.<br />
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Baseball tho????? Or does it not matter????? (PROBABLY NOT)<br />
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Fritz Klein, AKA Abraham Lincoln all dressed up, is FREE this day!!!!!!!!! THE FLUNK IS REAL! <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!! <---- you sure this is the right guy, though? He's also free Thursday and a few days next week. <--- this isn't the right guy, the real Flunk Lincoln is Randy Duncan and he doesn't have a website<br />
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I took a nap this afternoon, and Deb Southern came to me in a dream. She spoke not a word, but held up three fingers. I asked her what it meant, but all she did was shake her head and laugh. Can anyone trained in dream interpretation tell me what this means?<br />
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DOES ANYONE HAVE A 4-11 ON ROGER TAYLOR????????<br />
<br />
Word has it Terrie Saline is convinced flunk day is tomorrow, May 3rd, 2017, according to several of her student employees. As she is a topdog Knox administrator, I think this should be taken seriously.<br />
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IT'S TOMORROW! Trailers have been spotted in the Best Western parking lot! <---- pics, y'all. <--- timestamp, etc. C'mon people!<br />
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<br />
Flunk Day: a Haiku<br />
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />
please be tomorrow<br />
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Alumnus from afar: We're feeling flunkyyyyyyyyy<br />
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1:58AM: Has anyone spotted any flunkness yet?<br />
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'''Away in a Dorm Room'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Away in a Manger before a Flunk Day nap)<br />
<br />
Away in a dorm room, top bunk for a bed,<br />
The little young freshman laid down her drunk head.<br />
<br />
Flunk Gods in the sky look down where she lay,<br />
The little young freshman napping on Flunk Day.<br />
<br />
The Smashmouth is playing, the freshman awakes,<br />
But little drunk freshman no crying she makes.<br />
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I love Thee, oh Flunk Day, I can’t tell a lie<br />
Tomorrow you’ll be gone, and I’ll sadly sigh.<br />
<br />
Be near me, oh Flunk Day, I ask Thee to stay<br />
Close by me forever, and love me, I pray.<br />
<br />
Bless all the dear freshmen in thy tender care,<br />
Oh, thank you for hearing my sweet Flunk Day prayer.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, May 4th==<br />
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WEDNESDAY 4:05PM PAINT BALL COMPANY BUS SEEN DROPPING OFF A KNOX STUDENT HOLDING A CLIPBOARD. http://imgur.com/a/JD5kl ...FLUNK DAY FUCKING CONFIRMED <----- There's a student who plays paintball for a team that's name matches that bus — probably just dropping her off! NOT a sign.<br />
<br />
Custodian Intel that THIS IS THE DAY!! <---confirmed by multiple sources<--- details plzzzz... Marvin said it was today and he hasn't been wrong in 5 years<br />
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There has been a email circulating around (apparently sent to the Knox College ITS or the information technology services)<--- somebody confirm if this is real (highly unlikely that this "released" email is real) <br />
<br />
could be. maybe. ponder on it<br />
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It's this day Lincoln fest is May 6th, the only other viable date would be May 8th and that is too close to Lincoln fest. Unless, it's a week 8 flunk again. <---- Would they even consider doing 2 big events 1 day apart?? If it's not this week it must be week 8....<br />
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There is a conference game [[https://www.knox.edu/calendar/date/05/04/2017 1] [http://prairiefire.knox.edu/schedule.aspx?path=mgolf 2]] for the Golf Team on this day, so it can't today.<----- Golf isn't really a real sport anyways and the flunk only waits for real athletes.<------CONFIRMED<-----FALSE flunk day gives no fucks about any athletes (anyone that plays golf is also an athelete, wikifire is not for value judgement or personal opinions, only #facts about flunk day being #confirmed)<----#golfisahobby ****LITERALLY CANNOT TRUST ANYONE IN ATHLETICS, they think they have the in but fact they're being lied to<br />
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Biochem 301 test gets pushed for Monday if Today.... what can I say.!<br />
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Professor Eric Dickens confirms a Thursday flunkday by stating " I can 100% gurantee flunkday is Thursday, trust me"<br />
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Smashmouth was formed in 1994. 4. MAY 4TH FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!<br />
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May 4th. May the fourth be with you this flunk day. Space pirates. #FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED<br />
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One guy checked out a DVD from the library on Monday. The DVD would normally have a due date of three days later, so Thursday. However, the due date reads 'Friday," suggesting the library is closed on Thursday for Flunk Day. #FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED <---- library worker here, chances are good that the due date is Friday at 1am, which would still be Thursday, as the library is open until 1am (if that makes any sense)<br />
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Deb Southern seen charging radios in her office on Wednesday, could be today. Also when I was able to get in to a custodial closet (in CFA) they have charging stations all set up for the radios. COULD BE TODAY<br />
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LAWNS ARE BEING MOWN. SUSPICIOUS <--- 2 days in a row. #HIGHLYSUSPICIOUS #FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED <br />
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Someone told me that her friend that works in admissions told her that there are no tours scheduled on this day. Can someone confirm??? <- Confirmed! They even got moved <br />
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http://imgur.com/LawcAaO Andrew SALAMI spotted getting in the flunk spirit #ahoymatey #FLUNKTOMORROW <----- GOOD WORK!!!! I expect this from ALL of you<br />
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Custodian who was scheduled for a late night shift in Seymour said they saw an 'F' written on Diane's calendar for today<br />
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Scheduled a meeting with Bradley Gregory (Director of Building Services, he would know when flunk day is) for Thursday at 10 to talk about a summer job. "Thursday's not good, please pick another day and time."... he knows...<br />
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Flunk Day Confirmed! Knox email #HACKED.<br />
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Andrew Salemi sent an email about buying Flunk Day shirts if you missed the online order. It says you can stop by everyday until Flunk Day to buy some. If Flunk Day's today, why would he do this with only a day of notice? OR is the man trying to throw us for a loop? TIME WILL TELL<br />
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About three days ago a worker, won't say the name, was cleaning in Diane's office and saw that Flunk Day was written on the calendar in her office. #GETREADYTOFLUNK<br />
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THERE'S A ROCK CLIMBING WALL AT THE HOLIDAY INN, COMFIRMED <--- Proof? With citations please. <---- seriously, pics or it didn't happen!!!<--- sorry I don't know how to lod pics on here, but I have them ;) <---upload them on imgur and share a link! OR post it in one of the Knox facebook groups! <br />
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Got an email from the head of the ANSO dept. who wrote to say class is cancelled if Flunk is tomorrow. Could of said this about any day but chose this one! (proof: http://imgur.com/a/4XUSY) <--- THEY KNOW<br />
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Overheard Naomi Morishita say that she skipped physical therapy to get her flunk alcohol stash!!!<br />
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[8:22] **PLEASE USE TIME STAMPS FROM NOW ON PLEASE!**<br />
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8:43 trailer with Rockwall at country inn<br />
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9:08 rumors circulating that planners have #CONFIRMED tomorrow as the one and only flunk. Choose to believe it or not, but choose wisely. <br />
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https://ibb.co/nnga0k Link to pic<br />
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'''Hark the Herald Friars Sing'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)<br />
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Hark the herald Friars sing<br />
“Glory to this Flunk morning<br />
It’s today, so let’s get wild<br />
Come outside in Flunk Day style”<br />
Joyful, all ye first-years rise<br />
Hear our humble friar cries<br />
With Deb Southern we proclaim:<br />
“Flunk is here this joyful day”<br />
Hark! The herald Friars sing<br />
“Glory to this Flunk morning!”<br />
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Honestly god bless whoever is writing these songs <---- bless you, reader <3 the OP<br />
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[10:00] Flunk Day is confirmed!!! Trucks spotted at the Country Inn! [http://imgur.com/JHj5t2T] <--- OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!! <--- can someone else go there and send another picture to confirm???<br />
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[10:34] But YOU GUYS the Seymour Library Book Giveaway is today...there's NO WAY it could be Flunk Day. That CANNOT be rescheduled. <-----lol are you fr? you're probably NOT a sarcastic person, eh<br />
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[11:02] Spotted the entire Knox College Campus at Walmart<br />
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[11:30] B. Smol seen wearing a pirate's hat. #CONFIRMED<br />
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[12:26] Campus Safety seen at the quickie getting 40's and dutches. <---- LAST MINUTE FLUNK PREPARATION???? <--- FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED<br />
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SPOTTED: Rich Stout stocking up on his flunk day stash at Hy-vee on Main. FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!<br />
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[1:04] things around campus are a little too quiet.....<br />
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[4:50] whilst running around two freshman discover a warning saying founders is closed till midnight. Later they try and get into Taylor but it is locked...<br />
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[5:35] TRUCKS SPOTTED AND MOVING IN FROM AUX GYM ITS FLUNK DAY PEOPLE<br />
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==Sunday, May 7th==<br />
Rally's birthday (a member of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]]). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it. <br />
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==Monday, May 8th==<br />
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==Tuesday, May 9th==<br />
It's gonna be the 9th. [[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong. <---false, he has been wrong for many years in a row now. (Sorry JPow)<br />
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The 9th is free STD testing day! What better way to celebrate THE FLUNK!<br />
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==Wednesday, May 10th==<br />
Flunk Day 2016<br />
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JPow's birthday, what better way to celebrate Flunktacularly?<br />
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==Thursday, May 11th==<br />
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Vir Das, distinguished Alumni comedian with a new special on Neflix, temporarily had his tour website updated with a flunk message! I took a screenshot: [http://imgur.com/a/Dcxc6] <---And now it's been taken off...could he have been pulling a prank on us??<br />
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==Tuesday, September 19th==<br />
It's gotta be on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And you thought last year's flunk day was late. <br />
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[[Category:Flunk Day]]</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Flunk_Day_2017&diff=30629Flunk Day 20172017-05-03T17:49:22Z<p>Goose: /* Thursday, May 4th */</p>
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<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the fallacies; <br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
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Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
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Join us.<br />
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(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
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==That Flunk Though...==<br />
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!<br />
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==Friday, August 12th==<br />
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[[T-Amott]] confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy<br />
This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE<br />
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[[Scott Roberts]] also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.<br />
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[img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNycdfFEgBc/maxresdefault.jpg"<br />
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==Tuesday, November 8th==<br />
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW<br />
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==Tuesday, Febuary 28th==<br />
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game??? <br />
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11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED<br />
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==Friday, March 3rd==<br />
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at [[Cherry Street]] WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. <br />
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12:22AM - Brothers of [[FIGI]] sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???<br />
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==Saturday, March 4th==<br />
9:00PM Brothers of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]] hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of [[TKE]] as well as members of [[Sigma Nu]] and [[Sigma Chi]]. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets??? <br />
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------------> CONFIRMED<br />
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Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE<br />
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==Wednesday, March 8th== <br />
Alumnus (alumnum?) [[Matt Sugai]] kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that they are not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???<br />
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==Tuesday, March 14th==<br />
~5:00 PM - [http://imgur.com/qg6dVdA] <br />
The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil? <br />
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11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.<br />
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9:05 PM [[Teresa Amott]] spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????<br />
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==Thursday, March 16th==<br />
1:27 AM [[Scott Roberts]] (landlord of the [[yellows]]) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.<br />
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==Monday, March 20th==<br />
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This was the first day of spring. [[Theresa Amott]] was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.<br />
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==Tuesday, March 21st==<br />
8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day. <br />
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PICTURE CONFIRMATION [http://imgur.com/a/Qxmno] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.<br />
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==Wednesday, March 22nd==<br />
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FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!<br />
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==Thursday, March 23rd==<br />
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KEG IN THE [[QUADS]]!<br />
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Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???<br />
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REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is [[Teresa Amott]] possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [http://imgur.com/6PGZpXJ] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES <br />
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==Monday, March 27th==<br />
Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!<br />
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4:53PM - [[Mark Holmes]] encourages his Open Studio students to 'dig' through their notes from past years to create an artist statement. Does he want us to dig something else??? Only time will tell.<br />
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==Tuesday, March 28th==<br />
12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???<br />
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7:21PM Two members of TKS overheard in founders planning the flunk day issue!???!! Seems kind of soon doesn't it???? <---what will tks DIG up this year??<br />
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10:46AM - [[Peter Bailey]] is wearing a tie with geckos on it. His lizard is showing, this means we're getting close.<br />
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==Thursday, March 30th==<br />
3:42PM - [[Emma Lister]] caught wearing skull and cross-bone earrings. She's definitely a pirate. <---- not like we haven't know this though <--- GOD BLESS EMMA LISTER <br />
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3:55PM - Members of videocorp seen taking a strange shot of [[Ben Smolinski]] looking confused and taking his shirt off in the sculpture studio in The Whitcomb Art Center. When asked what this strange video was about, they were bound to resist giving an answer. [[Tristian Yi]], flunk day planner??? [[Joe Connors]], internal conspiracist??? We need more information to confirm!!!!!! <br />
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==Friday, March 31st==<br />
Word has it there will be a ceremonial ground breaking tonight. <br />
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==Monday, April 3rd==<br />
This will be the day. This is it.<br />
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PREDICT FLUNK DAY STARTS TODAY. 11:30am to 12:30pm, 5:30 to 6:30pm in front on the Caf. Come through and earn prizes!<br />
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^^^ umm... flunk day planners definitely on the wikifire right here trying to throw us off course!! <----- confirmed<br />
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==Tuesday, April 4th==<br />
11:54AM - 3 cuties seen wielding a single shovel in a very specific formation through the quads.....we know what's coming.<br />
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==Wednesday, April 5th==<br />
12:00AM - The mud pit gasps their first, glorious breath of the season.<br />
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==Thursday, April 6th==<br />
Andrew Salemi sends out email inviting students for free ice cream and board games. Obviously overflow from Flunk Day supplies. Possibly the first ever Flunk Day on a Friday and an Admitted Students Day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 9th==<br />
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SPOTTED: Pepsi stand east of Gizmo patio. Leftover from Prairie Fire Fest- keeping it out for an early flunk???<br />
Trash cans still lining area outside Gizmo patio. Easier access for an early flunk.<br />
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==Monday, April 10th==<br />
12:37AM - Still no word on who's a [[friar]] yet... Is Flunk Day even happening this year??? Who is a planner??? HOW DO WE NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION YET???????????<br />
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I GOT A FACULTY EMAIL that talks about organizing the soft ball team. I say two weeks tops. They don't need more time than that to organize. A reminder email will be sent out the day of/before. I will get this one too!!! <---- god bless this person<br />
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Coms Office Releases THIS ARTICLE ABOUT PREDICTING FLUNK DAY https://www.knox.edu/news/a-pocket-guide-to-predicting-flunk-day -----> They seem a little TOO insistent that they don't know when it is. I think they know.<br />
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!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGGEEEEEEEE! Also check out Peter Bailey's prediction ......<br />
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==Tuesday, April 11th==<br />
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Where is the "flunk day is a privilege" email??? Deb Southern wyd<br />
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==Wednesday, April 12th==<br />
Williston Hall seems to be awfully loud tonight. Do the quiet ones know something?<br />
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Sam Duffy changed her profile picture to a Flunk Day throwback. She's on the inside... trust me.<br />
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Looks like the planners are going in for a late flunk again this year:<br />
Evidence: <br />
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1. No Flunk Day email has been sent out yet. NONE. NADA. The email is sent out pretty early in the term<br />
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2. Do any seniors know if they are friars yet? NO scares in the quads (yet! wait for it, Freshies) <br />
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3. The mud pit is DRY, even though I heard that some Sig Chi and SNu had top secret agenda paperwork piling up in their basements regarding some flunkin' important matters<br />
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4. Grass has not been mowed....Can someone find out when the grass is scheduled to be mowed next?<br />
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5. Flunk Day T-shirts are not sold yet (Did UB forget that we are not stupid and that FLUNK is to happen few weeks after they start selling the t-shirts???)<br />
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Flunk Spirit *R.I.P.*<br />
*ALL around campus there is a shortage of drunk people. Wake up and take a shot ya tokers, the Flunk might be closer than you think.*<br />
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==Thursday, April 13th==<br />
Direct source from planners, it's today🍆🍆🍆 ---> CONFIRMED<br />
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6:46 PM Fiji blasting music and playing basketball. Have their Alumni told them the date of the flunk? <----Conspiracy<br />
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"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like flunk day all the time." -Anonymous<br />
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==Sunday, April 16th==<br />
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[11:00pm] Y'ALL we all need to STEP IT UP and start hyping up the FLUNK!!!! I can't sustain the wiki fire by myself.....flunk day is about TEAMWORK! LET'S DO THIS. That being said it's definitely tomorrow <--- CONFIRMED < ----------- COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. IT IS SO DEAD IM EMBARRASSED<br />
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==Monday, April 17th==<br />
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The Freshman were all given Flunk Day Survival Info from their RAs before last Monday. Any day now is officially open to being Flunk Day. <br />
Let the predictions flow like a ship at sea. AAAAARRRRRGH! IT's GAME ON! ---> CONFIRMED. [2:10 pm] Talked to a freshman in my class and she said her suite had the Flunk Day talk last week. Another freshman told me they had theirs two weekends ago.<br />
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Admitted Students Days are over. Where's the email, Deb???<br />
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[9:18 pm] Email from Andrew Salemi announcing that Flunk Day shirts can be ordered online NOW! (what happened to tabling ppl? truly a lost art) This is not a drill.<br />
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==Tuesday, April 18th==<br />
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Taiko Drum circle was moved from this day to sunday.....could it be?<br />
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Merchandise email is out!!! the time is near.... any day now<br />
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also...who are our planners???? would help bunches <-- they are shadows in the dark a.k.a we will never know<br />
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[10:56 am] Deb Southern has sent the email. Flunk season has begun. <-----CONFIRMED!<br />
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TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA OUR DEB BABE HAS SENT THE FLUNK EMAIL!<br />
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==Wednesday, April 19th==<br />
Probably not this day seeing as it is the Almost There Fair for Seniors to pick up their caps and gowns (and also donate money to the school).<br />
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It's B.G.'s birthday...could the planners be trying to combine to drunk catastrophe's into one day to minimize damage? Seems likely.<br />
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[3:10 pm] SPOTTED: TKS editors [[Rachel Landman]] and [[Erika Riley]] carrying newspapers down hallway of Seymour. They went in the campus life office. Could be the Flunk Day issue???<----FALSE TKS does NOT know when flunk day is, they just make an issue earlier in the term so they can print it on the day when they find out just like everyone else. <-------True only 4 people know when Flunk day is: New campus life person that has replaced Travis, 2 flunk day planners from UB, and one school person (T Amott) <---- False. Many more than 4 people know. Admissions so they don't schedule tours. Deb Southern and other people in OSD. Campus Safety so they can be prepares to try (ha!) to stop the mud pit. The administration is ripe with information. <----True. TKS isn't the admin, but they definitely print in advance and give the issue to Campus Life.<br />
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==Thursday, April 20th==<br />
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Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?<br />
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Could this be the first 4/20 Flunk? Rumor has it one of the secret planners is a hard core stoner...<br />
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a 4/20 flunk day could be huge!! there are mostly club meetings but no big events so it is a big possibility. at least it would be a good day to scare the freshies for the first time!<br />
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Does anyone know if they're a friar yet??!?!?! NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!<br />
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Lots of people posting on facebook today about Smashmouth. Could this finally be our year?<br />
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==Friday, April 21st==<br />
Everyone knows it's an established rule that flunk day is never on a Friday, but riddle me this- do pirates follow the rules?<br />
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You could take photos with fruit in the caf today. Basically flunk day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 23==<br />
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Vlad spotted on campus.<br />
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Vlad was also spotted drinking heavily with senior [[Riya Tiwari]] Saturday night. His direct quotes "let the flunk season begin!!!!" <br />
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Senior [[Riya Tiwari]] has posted her flunk jug. ------>THIS COULD BE HUGE<br />
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SPOTTED ON CAMPUS MOVING STUFF BACK AND FORTH!!! <---- What kind of stuff? Details, ''PLEASE''! <----- A bag full of human skulls and 5 torches!!!<br />
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'''FLUNK DAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED!!''' Koreen is at the Gizmo, after hours!!<br />
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The Pirates beat the Yankees today, so we're DEFINITELY flunking tomorrow<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ARE ON!!!!! <------time stamp? (Smh, freshman?) Mailroom lights are always on unless you are speaking of the office part inside<br />
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==Monday, April 24th==<br />
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Today there's a NYTimes journalist coming to campus and the new Parke Ethicist-in-Residence thing is happening. Big enough to stop the Flunk? Maybe not. <----- ethicist is here all week as it's a residency, flunk day is still a possibility. <---- and she's an alum, so she's familiar with flunk day! maybe that's why they chose her???<br />
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First scare of the season!!!<br />
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Janitorial got 6 large boxes of floor cleaner. Prep for post-Flunk clean-up? #Confirmed<br />
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People who ordered shirts- have they arrived yet??? PLS RESPOND <--- I haven't heard anything!<br />
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There's construction happening on the east side of Old Main and there's a big hole in the ground. Maybe Flunk Day won't happen until that's done? I don't think it's out of the question, but it seems like a bad idea to have a bunch of drunk people running around with that. I'm sure Facilities knows when Flunk Day is.<br />
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Members of Union Board have received their shirts at their weekly meeting. We could be flunkin' any day now, all is fair from here on!<-----confirmed <br />
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Staff members will get their flunk day shirts on Wednesday? So it couldn't be on Tuesday <br />
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10: 55 PM Fijis are shouting. This should be normal behavior except they're shouting "flunk day!!!!" do they know something?<br />
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==Tuesday, April 25th==<br />
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T. Amott canceled the fundraising event for Merrit and moved it to next monday -------->>>> confirmed<br />
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Previous Flunk Day planner has leaked that THIS IS THE DAY <------ CONFIRMED #COLTRON <------no patience for fake news, pics or it didn't happen<br />
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Dean Behling spotted landing a nollie kickflip down down the steps of the gizmo pattio. SHE IS FEELING THE FLUNK <---------- CONFIRMED. SHE ALSO LANDED A VARIAL OFF OF THE ALUMNI HALL FRONT STEPS.<br />
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huddled group of freshman overheard muttering about how they "...just wish flunk day would be done already" as they cast wary eyes around looking for snooping seniors, who might wake them up a tad early again, just to fuck with them.<br />
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FLUNK DAY APPAREL IS IN<br />
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Overheard a librarian explaining Flunk Day to a student worker. She thinks it's going to be an early Flunk.<br />
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Everyone knows we've been rooting for a Smashmouth flunk for the past few years. According to the band's website, there are no shows booked between April 22 and May 13. Could it be that they're making a stop in The Burg between shows????????<br />
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"All Star" by Smashmouth was playing in the mailroom this morning...sign of the flunk?? Do they know something we don't?<br />
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Andrew Salemi extends signup deadline for Big Pink Volleyball. Does it mean anything?????<br />
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==Wednesday, April 26th==<br />
FLUNK DAY FRIAR INFO STILL NOT SENT OUT. SURPRISE FLUNK FOR ALL??<br />
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Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction?<br />
⬆️ Same for his Econ 303 syllabus.<br />
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HEAR, HEAR MY FELLOW KNOXIES:<br />
Evidence shows that this day VERY CLEARLY can be the long awaited, the most drunk, flunk day of the century.<br />
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Now, What evidence do I have you might say?<br />
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1. T Amott Cancelled her fancy reception for Tuesday, preparing for the Flunk?<br />
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2. There is supposed to be a track and field meet in Des Moines, but this IS NOT happening<br />
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3. Greek Week has something scheduled for each day of the week, except this one. It is "wear jeans" day. Knowing that Greek week is organized by people in Campus Life, the same offices where our FLUNK <br />
DAY is planned DID THEY HINT NOT TO PUT ANY EVENT UP THIS DAY BECAUSE WE'RE FLUNKIN'?<br />
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4. It is the day after AnSo Senior Research Draft is due<-------------AnSo professors would reward you for such an effort with flunk, wouldn't they? <------#AnSotheory<br />
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Suspicious trucks at econo lodge and mall parking lot?? Flunk day confirmed???<br />
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"Just saw this at a computer that was left logged in at the library, I logged out but got some good insight, this sorority girl knows her shit" :<br />
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5. UB has not gotten their shirts yet, which always happens before the day<br />
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6. Two confirmed planners, the UB advisor, and a suspected planner were at Walmart on a SUNDAY/today (cannot be part of normal UB business, therefore 100% Flunk related)<br />
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7. The shirts are in but still need to be distributed to people that ordered them. Shirts are likely to be distributed across multiple days (unconfirmed and possibly misunderstood) <-- The can put them in mailboxes day-of<br />
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8.Unconfirmed but someone says the purple shirts are not in (for staff day-of) <-----staff members get their shirts on Wednesday? Can someone confirm?<br />
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9. Athletic events have been cancelled day-of in the past<br />
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10. Weather forecast gives no indication of date because it is decided upon way before and they will not move it at the last minute<---------weather forecast for Wednesday is rainy, easier access to the mudpit?<br />
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11. Unlikely to be close to or past May 10th because a current planner caught a lot of shit for it last year<br />
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Make of this what you will. The first viable date for Flunk day is this Wednesday.<br />
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Coltan Parker's Ass spotted hanging out the shotgun window of a blue subaru impreza as it drove by SMC. The numbers 04 were on his left cheek and 26 on his right. It may be a sign, or simply a deceptive trick. Who's to say?<br />
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pirate flag spotted in one of betas windows. Do they know something we don't? <------ no they just like getting drunk and talking about booty<br />
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The shirts are out for pick up tonight?!?! <br />
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Flunk Day Snapchat filter has yet to be approved (needs 2 days for approval), so it's not today. <-------this makes zero fucking sense? so maybe the planners sent it ago 2 days ago? <--- Can confirm it was only sent today!! <br />
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Johnny Banham. Spanish Study master. Has been spotted not doing his homework. Flunk day confirmed. <----- True I'm looking at him right now. FAKE NEWS<br />
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Justin Dad cut his hair. Flunk day so confirmed. FAKE NEWS<br />
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Angry Ginger Driscol has been calm for a week. A sign of flunk. FAKE NEWS<br />
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Andrew Salami extends Big Pink deadline from 8:00 Wednesday morning to 4:00 Thursday afternoon...does he know drunken flunkers will be too preoccupied to sign up tomorrow morning?!?!<br />
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8:58 PM There is NO WAY flunk day is tomorrow? There is someone important (ethicist?) staying on campus for the rest of the week? <---------Might be staying at a hotel (also they're a knox alum??)<br />
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9:00 PM Would flunk day be held the same week as Greek week? Possibly not? <--------can someone confirm if Flunk day has been held during Greek week in the past? (the school would not want to possibly relate it to heavy drinking)<------but the flunk day planners might ;)<br />
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Craig Southern seen shitting in the mud pit and cackling wildly with an eye patch over his left eye and a parrot flying around his head. <---------CONFIRMED!<br />
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IMPORTANT: Andrew insisted on keeping his door closed this morning in the campus life office-last minute flunk preparations???? ALSO: he said last week he was worried that the shirts might not come in time, and they only got here today..........FLUNK FLUNK FLUNK!!!!<br />
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SUSPICIOUS THINGS SIGHTED IN HOTEL PARKING LOTS- FLUNK DAY SPIRITS HAVE SENT UNMARKED VANS AND A BEAUTIFUL OPOSSUM TO US<------can anyone confirm this w/ trucks in walmart parking lot?-----> USE A TIME STAMP and pics or it didn't happen!<br />
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10.52 PM This just in. Vlad is drinking at the bars celebrating that "he got a job in NYC" could this just be a lie to drink before the night? P.S: he never casually goes out to the bars on Tuesdays for a drink. <--------wouldn't he be working or organizing and making sure everything is perfect if it was flunk day tomorrow?<-------#FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED #DRINKWITHTHEPLANNERS<br />
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11:11 PM Zangers were spotted at Walmart picking up alcohol word is that they know flunk day is tomorrow. Flunk day Confirmed. <-----Did they forget that they graduated?<---Definitely not flunk day then<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ON.... FLUNK CONFIRMED<br />
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12:18 AM Raub-Sellew RA spotted mudpit-digging activity. Campus Safety spotted at the Quads loading dock. Do we need more evidence?<br />
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12:19 am all is quiet..... too quiet🤔<br />
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9: 45 AM Walked to the wrong class because too hungover. We will just have to wait for the flunk to arrive I guess.<br />
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9:00 PM THE FRIARS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!! JUST IN TIME FOR A TOMORROW FLUNK???<br />
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==Thursday, April 27th==<br />
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There's a dining etiquette dinner tonight, so there's NO WAY it could be today. <- This is planned way after flunk day<br />
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Craig mentioned how it could be the end of April. MAYBE <- He doesnt know when flunk day is<br />
Casual Labor has been called in to work at 6am to set up <--- casual labor doesn't do set up maintenance does<br />
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Sharon Clayton overheard discussing the potential for her staff to work on Flunk Day if they need to escape into a bit of normality. While the working may not happen, the flunking may be today.<br />
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5:55pm pirates spotted in Galesburg pillaging liquor stores in preparation for the flunk!<br />
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6:58pm the softball game scheduled for tomorrow doesn't appear on the Midwest conference site or the Robert Morris softball schedule. It appears only on knox's schedule.. <------- CONFIRMED!!!! FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW! <----asked a softball player, CONFIRM CONFIRMED <br />
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8:28 supposed Track and Field meet with Drake NOT on Drake's schedule <--------FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED<----they were supposed to, coach just decided they didn't need to <- False, they didnt make it to the finals<br />
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9: 11 PM There is a speaker on campus tomorrow so it can't be tomorrow <- FALSE<br />
10:08 PM Confirmed from a trustworthy faculty member that Flunk is not Monday. Can't be next week due to scheduled baseball games and conference golf tournament. Barring a second consecutive week 8 Flunk day, it IS in fact TOMORROW! You heard it here first...<br />
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10:55 PM if no one shows up to class tomorrow can we make our own flunk day? <----- there's one every year...<br />
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11:42 PM Junior jumpstart is today. No chance, people. <---------doesn't matter<br />
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12:01 am planners were seen at cherry street drinking. Friar emails are out. It's flunk day tomorrow guys. Get turnt!<br />
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12:04 am people heard yelling "IT'S FLUNK DAYYYY!!"<br />
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Student development VP Anne overheard asking Senate President Tevin if Senate was "still" meeting tonight. Is it because she wants senators to rest up before the big day? Are we sure a Friday Flunk isn't in our future?<br />
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==Friday, April 28th==<br />
Flunk Day 2014<br />
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"it's never on a Friday"<br />
"it can't be Friday"<br />
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AnSo Senior Research Due so probably not this day<---How is this proof of any kind? Work is due every day <----FALSE. AnSo senior research professors are known for their kind hearts and great minds and would NEVER schedule something inappropriately. This isn't just homework it's a senior research that took over the course of an entire year.<br />
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A Friday Flunk will be a clusterfuck. Don't let it happen. Or let it!!!!!<br />
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==Saturday, April 29th==<br />
Flunk Day 2015<br />
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A Saturday flunk is NOT out of the question guys....THINK ABOUT IT<br />
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10:00 pm: Craig Southern and Koreen Kerfoot seen in the Campus Life Office. Impending Flunk plans? What else is there to discuss so late at night?<br />
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==Sunday, April 30th==<br />
2:30PM ANDREW SALEMI SEEN ENTERING THE DARK CAMPUS LIFE OFFICE?? WHY WOULD HE BE HERE ON A WEEKEND UNLESS IT WAS THE FLUNK TOMORROW?? <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!<br />
DIG THE MUDPIT!!!<br />
Thar be a flunkday on the horizon!! Flunk ho!!<br />
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11:52pm tomorrow its gonna be may #flunkday<br />
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==Monday, May 1st==<br />
Andrew Salemi looked too calm. Must be a Monday flunk. #confirmed<br />
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Flunk Day 2013<br />
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Vlad P reportedly cancelled a Skype interview with a very lucrative company for this day, rescheduling it for an earlier date...could he be preparing to not interview while trashed?<br />
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Peter Bailey spotted telling AIPEF group that if he could participate in their flunk day predictions he would put $50 dollars on this day...*hint hint*<br />
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Not much on the calendar today. THIS COULD BE HUGE!<br />
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CRAIG FLINCHED WHEN WE SAID MAY 1ST. IT COULD BE THIS DAY <------Craig does not know!<br />
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Craig has one child. MAY 1ST?<br />
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Grace Neubauer '16's grad school in Germany is closed today, do they have knowledge of the Flunk?!?!?<br />
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An anagram of Andrew Salemi's name is "Alarmed News I" and I is the roman numeral for 1!!!!!!! FLUNK CONFIRMED <br />
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Education Department Secretary, Barbara, was overheard telling a student that an email is sent to staff asking for volunteers on the flunk approximately one week before the flunk. As of last Weds., no email was sent. Could the Flunk be this week?!?!?!?<br />
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TKE and BETA are throwing a block party on Saturday? TOGETHER? These two frats were the biggest rivals 4 years ago and would not even talk to each other. Look at how far we've come. I think it's a sign from the flunk gods <-----Monday Flunk confirmed<br />
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ELEANOR KAHN SAID IT'S MONDAY<-------- PROOF???<br />
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THE KNOX FOX CLAIMS TO NOT KNOW WHEN IT IS???? THE MASCOT SHOULD HAVE THIS INFORMATION???? IS FLUNK DAY EVEN REAL?!?!?<br />
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BASEBALL GAME RESCHEDULED FOR MONDAY AND APPEARS ON BOTH OUR SCHEDULE AND THE IC SCHEDULE.... SO FLUNK DAY IS NOT MONDAY!!!! <-------confirmed looks like we are looking at a week 8 flunk day again.... <------ I don't think the planners take reschedules into account, do they???<br />
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National Couple Appreciation Day is observed on May 1st. Is there anything more romantic than flunk day?!?! FLUNK CONFIRMED <----- FLUNK IN LOVE<br />
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Faculty Meeting is Monday! = DEFINITELY NOT GONNA HAPPEN TODAY <----- I feel like this could be rescheduled pretty easily <-------- faculty member here, it possibly could, but there's so much to vote on, it would set us back too much. Flunk Days probably never going to be on a Faculty Meeting day. <---- shoutout to whatever faculty member that is keeping up with the wikifire. you are a hero.<br />
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[2:00 pm] FLUNK DAY PREDICTOR SENT OUT BY OFFICIAL KNOX EMAIL? Is this a sign?? <----- All the results say tomorrow...do they ''literally'' mean tomorrow?????? <---- Yes, bc it was sent out at 2:00 pm. 2. May 2. #CONFIRMED <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!<br />
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THE Knox College Facebook page released a video that is 52 seconds long. 52...5-2...May 2nd...FLUNK CONFIRMED!<br />
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'''Flunk Day Waltz'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Christmas Waltz)<br />
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Frosted beer bottles<br />
Friars yelling outside<br />
Squirrels mating in the tree<br />
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Flunk Day's on its way<br />
It's filled with things<br />
Things for you and for me<br />
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'''Chorus''':<br />
It's that time of year<br />
When the world falls in Flunk<br />
Every song you hear seems to say<br />
"Happy Flunk Day,<br />
May your Flunkiest dreams come true"<br />
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And this song of mine<br />
In three quarter time<br />
Wishes you and yours<br />
Happy Flunk Day, too<br />
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Repeat Chorus<br />
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==Tuesday, May 2nd==<br />
Milk Route and Baseball today. Not a Flunk!!! <----- Milk Route does NOT stop the Flunk. The English department has already said that it will just be the week after.<br />
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[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."<br />
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Startled squirrels dropped berries from a tree in the CFA art bowl, forming the number "2". Flunk day #confirmed??????<br />
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The Knox Fox Facebook has harassing seniors for flunk day information?!?!? Is this all a trick??????? Why doesn't the fox know??? The Fox is not a senior CONFIRMED. <br />
FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED.<br />
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The Hustle Fitness class is today, and that CANNOT be rescheduled. DEFINITELY not today. <----- Confirmed!!!!<br />
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Joanne's Fabric says that "a lot of people have been buying feathers tonight" <---- For pirate captain hats for flunk tomorrow??????<br />
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May 2nd is Scurvy Awareness Day. Seriously, people! Scurvy is the greatest enemy for a pirate at sea. MAY 2ND FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!<br />
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Achem Class hoping for today ( one less lab) ayyeee!'<br />
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Knox College Campus Alert system was tested and everyone received a phone call or a voicemail and 10:07 AM. Is campus safety trying to make sure that the alert system works so we are easily notified it's flunk day?<br />
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THE lawns are being mowed. Is the Flunk upon us?!?!?!<br />
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The hole by Old Main has been filled in! The construction site is still a mess, but the hole is gone, which they probably wouldn't want to still have on Flunk Day. Could this mean we're ready to Flunk?<br />
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'''Flunk Day's Here'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Jingle Bells)<br />
<br />
Running through the Quads<br />
And banging on a pan<br />
Thank you Flunk Day Gods<br />
I'm your biggest fan<br />
I'm the Flunk Day King<br />
Yes this day's so tight<br />
And I just cannot help but sing<br />
This Flunking song tonight<br />
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'''Chorus''':<br />
Oh, Flunk Day's here, Flunk Day's here<br />
Flunk Day's here today<br />
Oh, what fun it is to Flunk<br />
And Flunk the day away<br />
''Repeat''<br />
<br />
A day or two ago<br />
I thought I heard a Flunk<br />
But it was just a scare<br />
Though I had gotten drunk<br />
But now lay in the grass<br />
Because the email's here<br />
So let's please raise a Flunk Day glass<br />
And pass Deb Babe a beer<br />
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Chorus x 2<br />
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==Wednesday, May 3rd==<br />
Confirmed Flunk Day<br />
Custodial Intel<br />
TRAILERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED!!! <----- pics or it didn't happen!!<br />
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Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.<br />
Seems like everyone wants it to be this day. Any reason why it's not???<br />
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The alma mater has 3 verses. MAY 3RD FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!<br />
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS DAY FOR THE FLUNKK???<br />
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Not much on the Campus Events email for Wednesday...could it be?<br />
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Its finally sunny outside! Perhaps a gift and prelude from the Flunk Gods?????<br />
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Richard Stout's ECON 303 class just got cancelled for Wednesday and Thursday (Thursday class obviously had to be cancelled so we could recuperate from all that flunking.) FLUNK CONFIRMED.<br />
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Baseball tho????? Or does it not matter????? (PROBABLY NOT)<br />
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Fritz Klein, AKA Abraham Lincoln all dressed up, is FREE this day!!!!!!!!! THE FLUNK IS REAL! <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!! <---- you sure this is the right guy, though? He's also free Thursday and a few days next week.<br />
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I took a nap this afternoon, and Deb Southern came to me in a dream. She spoke not a word, but held up three fingers. I asked her what it meant, but all she did was shake her head and laugh. Can anyone trained in dream interpretation tell me what this means?<br />
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DOES ANYONE HAVE A 4-11 ON ROGER TAYLOR????????<br />
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Word has it Terrie Saline is convinced flunk day is tomorrow, May 3rd, 2017, according to several of her student employees. As she is a topdog Knox administrator, I think this should be taken seriously.<br />
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IT'S TOMORROW! Trailers have been spotted in the Best Western parking lot! <---- pics, y'all. <--- timestamp, etc. C'mon people!<br />
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Flunk Day: a Haiku<br />
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />
please be tomorrow<br />
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Alumnus from afar: We're feeling flunkyyyyyyyyy<br />
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1:58AM: Has anyone spotted any flunkness yet?<br />
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'''Away in a Dorm Room'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Away in a Manger before a Flunk Day nap)<br />
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Away in a dorm room, top bunk for a bed,<br />
The little young freshman laid down her drunk head.<br />
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Flunk Gods in the sky look down where she lay,<br />
The little young freshman napping on Flunk Day.<br />
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The Smashmouth is playing, the freshman awakes,<br />
But little drunk freshman no crying she makes.<br />
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I love Thee, oh Flunk Day, I can’t tell a lie<br />
Tomorrow you’ll be gone, and I’ll sadly sigh.<br />
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Be near me, oh Flunk Day, I ask Thee to stay<br />
Close by me forever, and love me, I pray.<br />
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Bless all the dear freshmen in thy tender care,<br />
Oh, thank you for hearing my sweet Flunk Day prayer.<br />
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==Thursday, May 4th==<br />
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Custodian Intel that THIS IS THE DAY!! <---confirmed by multiple sources<--- details plzzzz...<br />
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There has been a email circulating around (apparently sent to the Knox College ITS or the information technology services)<--- somebody confirm if this is real (highly unlikely that this "released" email is real) <br />
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could be. maybe. ponder on it<br />
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It's this day Lincoln fest is May 6th, the only other viable date would be May 8th and that is too close to Lincoln fest. Unless, it's a week 8 flunk again. <---- Would they even consider doing 2 big events 1 day apart?? If it's not this week it must be week 8....<br />
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There is a conference game [[https://www.knox.edu/calendar/date/05/04/2017 1] [http://prairiefire.knox.edu/schedule.aspx?path=mgolf 2]] for the Golf Team on this day, so it can't today.<----- Golf isn't really a real sport anyways and the flunk only waits for real athletes.<------CONFIRMED<-----FALSE flunk day gives no fucks about any athletes (anyone that plays golf is also an athelete, wikifire is not for value judgement or personal opinions, only #facts about flunk day being #confirmed)<----#golfisahobby ****LITERALLY CANNOT TRUST ANYONE IN ATHLETICS, they think they have the in but fact they're being lied to<br />
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Biochem 301 test gets pushed for Monday if Today.... what can I say.!<br />
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Professor Eric Dickens confirms a Thursday flunkday by stating " I can 100% gurantee flunkday is Thursday, trust me"<br />
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Smashmouth was formed in 1994. 4. MAY 4TH FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!<br />
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May 4th. May the fourth be with you this flunk day. Space pirates. #FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED<br />
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One guy checked out a DVD from the library on Monday. The DVD would normally have a due date of three days later, so Thursday. However, the due date reads 'Friday," suggesting the library is closed on Thursday for Flunk Day. #FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED <---- library worker here, chances are good that the due date is Friday at 1am, which would still be Thursday, as the library is open until 1am (if that makes any sense)<br />
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Deb Southern seen charging radios in her office on Wednesday, could be today. Also when I was able to get in to a custodial closet (in CFA) they have charging stations all set up for the radios. COULD BE TODAY<br />
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LAWNS ARE BEING MOWN. SUSPICIOUS<br />
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Someone told me that her friend that works in admissions told her that there are no tours scheduled on this day. Can someone confirm???<br />
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http://imgur.com/LawcAaO Andrew SALAMI spotted getting in the flunk spirit #ahoymatey #FLUNKTOMORROW <----- GOOD WORK!!!! I expect this from ALL of you<br />
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Custodian who was scheduled for a late night shift in Seymour said they saw an 'F' written on Diane's calendar for today<br />
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Scheduled a meeting with Bradley Gregory (Director of Building Services, he would know when flunk day is) for Thursday at 10 to talk about a summer job. "Thursday's not good, please pick another day and time."... he knows...<br />
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==Sunday, May 7th==<br />
Rally's birthday (a member of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]]). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it. <br />
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==Tuesday, May 9th==<br />
It's gonna be the 9th. [[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong. <---false, he has been wrong for many years in a row now. (Sorry JPow)<br />
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The 9th is free STD testing day! What better way to celebrate THE FLUNK!<br />
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==Wednesday, May 10th==<br />
Flunk Day 2016<br />
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JPow's birthday, what better way to celebrate Flunktacularly?<br />
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==Thursday, May 11th==<br />
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Vir Das, distinguished Alumni comedian with a new special on Neflix, temporarily had his tour website updated with a flunk message! I took a screenshot: [http://imgur.com/a/Dcxc6]<br />
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==Tuesday, September 19th==<br />
It's gotta be on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And you thought last year's flunk day was late. <br />
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[[Category:Flunk Day]]</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Flunk_Day_2017&diff=30621Flunk Day 20172017-05-03T16:30:12Z<p>Goose: /* Thursday, May 4th */</p>
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<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the fallacies; <br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
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Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
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Join us.<br />
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(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
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==That Flunk Though...==<br />
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!<br />
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==Friday, August 12th==<br />
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[[T-Amott]] confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy<br />
This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE<br />
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[[Scott Roberts]] also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.<br />
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[img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNycdfFEgBc/maxresdefault.jpg"<br />
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==Tuesday, November 8th==<br />
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW<br />
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==Tuesday, Febuary 28th==<br />
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game??? <br />
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11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED<br />
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==Friday, March 3rd==<br />
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at [[Cherry Street]] WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. <br />
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12:22AM - Brothers of [[FIGI]] sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???<br />
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==Saturday, March 4th==<br />
9:00PM Brothers of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]] hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of [[TKE]] as well as members of [[Sigma Nu]] and [[Sigma Chi]]. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets??? <br />
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------------> CONFIRMED<br />
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Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE<br />
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==Wednesday, March 8th== <br />
Alumnus (alumnum?) [[Matt Sugai]] kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that they are not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???<br />
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==Tuesday, March 14th==<br />
~5:00 PM - [http://imgur.com/qg6dVdA] <br />
The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil? <br />
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11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.<br />
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9:05 PM [[Teresa Amott]] spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????<br />
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==Thursday, March 16th==<br />
1:27 AM [[Scott Roberts]] (landlord of the [[yellows]]) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.<br />
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==Monday, March 20th==<br />
<br />
This was the first day of spring. [[Theresa Amott]] was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.<br />
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==Tuesday, March 21st==<br />
8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day. <br />
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PICTURE CONFIRMATION [http://imgur.com/a/Qxmno] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.<br />
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==Wednesday, March 22nd==<br />
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FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!<br />
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==Thursday, March 23rd==<br />
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KEG IN THE [[QUADS]]!<br />
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Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???<br />
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REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is [[Teresa Amott]] possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [http://imgur.com/6PGZpXJ] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES <br />
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==Monday, March 27th==<br />
Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!<br />
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4:53PM - [[Mark Holmes]] encourages his Open Studio students to 'dig' through their notes from past years to create an artist statement. Does he want us to dig something else??? Only time will tell.<br />
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==Tuesday, March 28th==<br />
12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???<br />
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7:21PM Two members of TKS overheard in founders planning the flunk day issue!???!! Seems kind of soon doesn't it???? <---what will tks DIG up this year??<br />
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10:46AM - [[Peter Bailey]] is wearing a tie with geckos on it. His lizard is showing, this means we're getting close.<br />
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==Thursday, March 30th==<br />
3:42PM - [[Emma Lister]] caught wearing skull and cross-bone earrings. She's definitely a pirate. <---- not like we haven't know this though <--- GOD BLESS EMMA LISTER <br />
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3:55PM - Members of videocorp seen taking a strange shot of [[Ben Smolinski]] looking confused and taking his shirt off in the sculpture studio in The Whitcomb Art Center. When asked what this strange video was about, they were bound to resist giving an answer. [[Tristian Yi]], flunk day planner??? [[Joe Connors]], internal conspiracist??? We need more information to confirm!!!!!! <br />
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==Friday, March 31st==<br />
Word has it there will be a ceremonial ground breaking tonight. <br />
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==Monday, April 3rd==<br />
This will be the day. This is it.<br />
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PREDICT FLUNK DAY STARTS TODAY. 11:30am to 12:30pm, 5:30 to 6:30pm in front on the Caf. Come through and earn prizes!<br />
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^^^ umm... flunk day planners definitely on the wikifire right here trying to throw us off course!! <----- confirmed<br />
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==Tuesday, April 4th==<br />
11:54AM - 3 cuties seen wielding a single shovel in a very specific formation through the quads.....we know what's coming.<br />
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==Wednesday, April 5th==<br />
12:00AM - The mud pit gasps their first, glorious breath of the season.<br />
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==Thursday, April 6th==<br />
Andrew Salemi sends out email inviting students for free ice cream and board games. Obviously overflow from Flunk Day supplies. Possibly the first ever Flunk Day on a Friday and an Admitted Students Day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 9th==<br />
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SPOTTED: Pepsi stand east of Gizmo patio. Leftover from Prairie Fire Fest- keeping it out for an early flunk???<br />
Trash cans still lining area outside Gizmo patio. Easier access for an early flunk.<br />
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==Monday, April 10th==<br />
12:37AM - Still no word on who's a [[friar]] yet... Is Flunk Day even happening this year??? Who is a planner??? HOW DO WE NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION YET???????????<br />
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I GOT A FACULTY EMAIL that talks about organizing the soft ball team. I say two weeks tops. They don't need more time than that to organize. A reminder email will be sent out the day of/before. I will get this one too!!! <---- god bless this person<br />
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Coms Office Releases THIS ARTICLE ABOUT PREDICTING FLUNK DAY https://www.knox.edu/news/a-pocket-guide-to-predicting-flunk-day -----> They seem a little TOO insistent that they don't know when it is. I think they know.<br />
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!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGGEEEEEEEE! Also check out Peter Bailey's prediction ......<br />
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==Tuesday, April 11th==<br />
<br />
Where is the "flunk day is a privilege" email??? Deb Southern wyd<br />
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==Wednesday, April 12th==<br />
Williston Hall seems to be awfully loud tonight. Do the quiet ones know something?<br />
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Sam Duffy changed her profile picture to a Flunk Day throwback. She's on the inside... trust me.<br />
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Looks like the planners are going in for a late flunk again this year:<br />
Evidence: <br />
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1. No Flunk Day email has been sent out yet. NONE. NADA. The email is sent out pretty early in the term<br />
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2. Do any seniors know if they are friars yet? NO scares in the quads (yet! wait for it, Freshies) <br />
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3. The mud pit is DRY, even though I heard that some Sig Chi and SNu had top secret agenda paperwork piling up in their basements regarding some flunkin' important matters<br />
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4. Grass has not been mowed....Can someone find out when the grass is scheduled to be mowed next?<br />
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5. Flunk Day T-shirts are not sold yet (Did UB forget that we are not stupid and that FLUNK is to happen few weeks after they start selling the t-shirts???)<br />
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Flunk Spirit *R.I.P.*<br />
*ALL around campus there is a shortage of drunk people. Wake up and take a shot ya tokers, the Flunk might be closer than you think.*<br />
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==Thursday, April 13th==<br />
Direct source from planners, it's today🍆🍆🍆 ---> CONFIRMED<br />
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6:46 PM Fiji blasting music and playing basketball. Have their Alumni told them the date of the flunk? <----Conspiracy<br />
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"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like flunk day all the time." -Anonymous<br />
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==Sunday, April 16th==<br />
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[11:00pm] Y'ALL we all need to STEP IT UP and start hyping up the FLUNK!!!! I can't sustain the wiki fire by myself.....flunk day is about TEAMWORK! LET'S DO THIS. That being said it's definitely tomorrow <--- CONFIRMED < ----------- COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. IT IS SO DEAD IM EMBARRASSED<br />
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==Monday, April 17th==<br />
<br />
The Freshman were all given Flunk Day Survival Info from their RAs before last Monday. Any day now is officially open to being Flunk Day. <br />
Let the predictions flow like a ship at sea. AAAAARRRRRGH! IT's GAME ON! ---> CONFIRMED. [2:10 pm] Talked to a freshman in my class and she said her suite had the Flunk Day talk last week. Another freshman told me they had theirs two weekends ago.<br />
<br />
Admitted Students Days are over. Where's the email, Deb???<br />
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[9:18 pm] Email from Andrew Salemi announcing that Flunk Day shirts can be ordered online NOW! (what happened to tabling ppl? truly a lost art) This is not a drill.<br />
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==Tuesday, April 18th==<br />
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Taiko Drum circle was moved from this day to sunday.....could it be?<br />
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Merchandise email is out!!! the time is near.... any day now<br />
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also...who are our planners???? would help bunches <-- they are shadows in the dark a.k.a we will never know<br />
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[10:56 am] Deb Southern has sent the email. Flunk season has begun. <-----CONFIRMED!<br />
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TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA OUR DEB BABE HAS SENT THE FLUNK EMAIL!<br />
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==Wednesday, April 19th==<br />
Probably not this day seeing as it is the Almost There Fair for Seniors to pick up their caps and gowns (and also donate money to the school).<br />
<br />
It's B.G.'s birthday...could the planners be trying to combine to drunk catastrophe's into one day to minimize damage? Seems likely.<br />
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[3:10 pm] SPOTTED: TKS editors [[Rachel Landman]] and [[Erika Riley]] carrying newspapers down hallway of Seymour. They went in the campus life office. Could be the Flunk Day issue???<----FALSE TKS does NOT know when flunk day is, they just make an issue earlier in the term so they can print it on the day when they find out just like everyone else. <-------True only 4 people know when Flunk day is: New campus life person that has replaced Travis, 2 flunk day planners from UB, and one school person (T Amott) <---- False. Many more than 4 people know. Admissions so they don't schedule tours. Deb Southern and other people in OSD. Campus Safety so they can be prepares to try (ha!) to stop the mud pit. The administration is ripe with information. <----True. TKS isn't the admin, but they definitely print in advance and give the issue to Campus Life.<br />
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==Thursday, April 20th==<br />
<br />
Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?<br />
<br />
Could this be the first 4/20 Flunk? Rumor has it one of the secret planners is a hard core stoner...<br />
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a 4/20 flunk day could be huge!! there are mostly club meetings but no big events so it is a big possibility. at least it would be a good day to scare the freshies for the first time!<br />
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Does anyone know if they're a friar yet??!?!?! NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!<br />
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Lots of people posting on facebook today about Smashmouth. Could this finally be our year?<br />
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==Friday, April 21st==<br />
Everyone knows it's an established rule that flunk day is never on a Friday, but riddle me this- do pirates follow the rules?<br />
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You could take photos with fruit in the caf today. Basically flunk day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 23==<br />
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Vlad spotted on campus.<br />
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Vlad was also spotted drinking heavily with senior [[Riya Tiwari]] Saturday night. His direct quotes "let the flunk season begin!!!!" <br />
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Senior [[Riya Tiwari]] has posted her flunk jug. ------>THIS COULD BE HUGE<br />
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SPOTTED ON CAMPUS MOVING STUFF BACK AND FORTH!!! <---- What kind of stuff? Details, ''PLEASE''! <----- A bag full of human skulls and 5 torches!!!<br />
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'''FLUNK DAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED!!''' Koreen is at the Gizmo, after hours!!<br />
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The Pirates beat the Yankees today, so we're DEFINITELY flunking tomorrow<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ARE ON!!!!! <------time stamp? (Smh, freshman?) Mailroom lights are always on unless you are speaking of the office part inside<br />
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==Monday, April 24th==<br />
<br />
Today there's a NYTimes journalist coming to campus and the new Parke Ethicist-in-Residence thing is happening. Big enough to stop the Flunk? Maybe not. <----- ethicist is here all week as it's a residency, flunk day is still a possibility. <---- and she's an alum, so she's familiar with flunk day! maybe that's why they chose her???<br />
<br />
First scare of the season!!!<br />
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Janitorial got 6 large boxes of floor cleaner. Prep for post-Flunk clean-up? #Confirmed<br />
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People who ordered shirts- have they arrived yet??? PLS RESPOND <--- I haven't heard anything!<br />
<br />
There's construction happening on the east side of Old Main and there's a big hole in the ground. Maybe Flunk Day won't happen until that's done? I don't think it's out of the question, but it seems like a bad idea to have a bunch of drunk people running around with that. I'm sure Facilities knows when Flunk Day is.<br />
<br />
Members of Union Board have received their shirts at their weekly meeting. We could be flunkin' any day now, all is fair from here on!<-----confirmed <br />
<br />
Staff members will get their flunk day shirts on Wednesday? So it couldn't be on Tuesday <br />
<br />
10: 55 PM Fijis are shouting. This should be normal behavior except they're shouting "flunk day!!!!" do they know something?<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 25th==<br />
<br />
T. Amott canceled the fundraising event for Merrit and moved it to next monday -------->>>> confirmed<br />
<br />
Previous Flunk Day planner has leaked that THIS IS THE DAY <------ CONFIRMED #COLTRON <------no patience for fake news, pics or it didn't happen<br />
<br />
Dean Behling spotted landing a nollie kickflip down down the steps of the gizmo pattio. SHE IS FEELING THE FLUNK <---------- CONFIRMED. SHE ALSO LANDED A VARIAL OFF OF THE ALUMNI HALL FRONT STEPS.<br />
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huddled group of freshman overheard muttering about how they "...just wish flunk day would be done already" as they cast wary eyes around looking for snooping seniors, who might wake them up a tad early again, just to fuck with them.<br />
<br />
FLUNK DAY APPAREL IS IN<br />
<br />
Overheard a librarian explaining Flunk Day to a student worker. She thinks it's going to be an early Flunk.<br />
<br />
Everyone knows we've been rooting for a Smashmouth flunk for the past few years. According to the band's website, there are no shows booked between April 22 and May 13. Could it be that they're making a stop in The Burg between shows????????<br />
<br />
"All Star" by Smashmouth was playing in the mailroom this morning...sign of the flunk?? Do they know something we don't?<br />
<br />
Andrew Salemi extends signup deadline for Big Pink Volleyball. Does it mean anything?????<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 26th==<br />
FLUNK DAY FRIAR INFO STILL NOT SENT OUT. SURPRISE FLUNK FOR ALL??<br />
<br />
Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction?<br />
⬆️ Same for his Econ 303 syllabus.<br />
<br />
HEAR, HEAR MY FELLOW KNOXIES:<br />
Evidence shows that this day VERY CLEARLY can be the long awaited, the most drunk, flunk day of the century.<br />
<br />
Now, What evidence do I have you might say?<br />
<br />
1. T Amott Cancelled her fancy reception for Tuesday, preparing for the Flunk?<br />
<br />
2. There is supposed to be a track and field meet in Des Moines, but this IS NOT happening<br />
<br />
3. Greek Week has something scheduled for each day of the week, except this one. It is "wear jeans" day. Knowing that Greek week is organized by people in Campus Life, the same offices where our FLUNK <br />
DAY is planned DID THEY HINT NOT TO PUT ANY EVENT UP THIS DAY BECAUSE WE'RE FLUNKIN'?<br />
<br />
4. It is the day after AnSo Senior Research Draft is due<-------------AnSo professors would reward you for such an effort with flunk, wouldn't they? <------#AnSotheory<br />
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Suspicious trucks at econo lodge and mall parking lot?? Flunk day confirmed???<br />
<br />
"Just saw this at a computer that was left logged in at the library, I logged out but got some good insight, this sorority girl knows her shit" :<br />
<br />
5. UB has not gotten their shirts yet, which always happens before the day<br />
<br />
6. Two confirmed planners, the UB advisor, and a suspected planner were at Walmart on a SUNDAY/today (cannot be part of normal UB business, therefore 100% Flunk related)<br />
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7. The shirts are in but still need to be distributed to people that ordered them. Shirts are likely to be distributed across multiple days (unconfirmed and possibly misunderstood) <-- The can put them in mailboxes day-of<br />
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8.Unconfirmed but someone says the purple shirts are not in (for staff day-of) <-----staff members get their shirts on Wednesday? Can someone confirm?<br />
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9. Athletic events have been cancelled day-of in the past<br />
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10. Weather forecast gives no indication of date because it is decided upon way before and they will not move it at the last minute<---------weather forecast for Wednesday is rainy, easier access to the mudpit?<br />
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11. Unlikely to be close to or past May 10th because a current planner caught a lot of shit for it last year<br />
<br />
Make of this what you will. The first viable date for Flunk day is this Wednesday.<br />
<br />
Coltan Parker's Ass spotted hanging out the shotgun window of a blue subaru impreza as it drove by SMC. The numbers 04 were on his left cheek and 26 on his right. It may be a sign, or simply a deceptive trick. Who's to say?<br />
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pirate flag spotted in one of betas windows. Do they know something we don't? <------ no they just like getting drunk and talking about booty<br />
<br />
The shirts are out for pick up tonight?!?! <br />
<br />
Flunk Day Snapchat filter has yet to be approved (needs 2 days for approval), so it's not today. <-------this makes zero fucking sense? so maybe the planners sent it ago 2 days ago? <--- Can confirm it was only sent today!! <br />
<br />
Johnny Banham. Spanish Study master. Has been spotted not doing his homework. Flunk day confirmed. <----- True I'm looking at him right now. FAKE NEWS<br />
<br />
Justin Dad cut his hair. Flunk day so confirmed. FAKE NEWS<br />
<br />
Angry Ginger Driscol has been calm for a week. A sign of flunk. FAKE NEWS<br />
<br />
Andrew Salami extends Big Pink deadline from 8:00 Wednesday morning to 4:00 Thursday afternoon...does he know drunken flunkers will be too preoccupied to sign up tomorrow morning?!?!<br />
<br />
8:58 PM There is NO WAY flunk day is tomorrow? There is someone important (ethicist?) staying on campus for the rest of the week? <---------Might be staying at a hotel (also they're a knox alum??)<br />
<br />
9:00 PM Would flunk day be held the same week as Greek week? Possibly not? <--------can someone confirm if Flunk day has been held during Greek week in the past? (the school would not want to possibly relate it to heavy drinking)<------but the flunk day planners might ;)<br />
<br />
Craig Southern seen shitting in the mud pit and cackling wildly with an eye patch over his left eye and a parrot flying around his head. <---------CONFIRMED!<br />
<br />
IMPORTANT: Andrew insisted on keeping his door closed this morning in the campus life office-last minute flunk preparations???? ALSO: he said last week he was worried that the shirts might not come in time, and they only got here today..........FLUNK FLUNK FLUNK!!!!<br />
<br />
SUSPICIOUS THINGS SIGHTED IN HOTEL PARKING LOTS- FLUNK DAY SPIRITS HAVE SENT UNMARKED VANS AND A BEAUTIFUL OPOSSUM TO US<------can anyone confirm this w/ trucks in walmart parking lot?-----> USE A TIME STAMP and pics or it didn't happen!<br />
<br />
10.52 PM This just in. Vlad is drinking at the bars celebrating that "he got a job in NYC" could this just be a lie to drink before the night? P.S: he never casually goes out to the bars on Tuesdays for a drink. <--------wouldn't he be working or organizing and making sure everything is perfect if it was flunk day tomorrow?<-------#FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED #DRINKWITHTHEPLANNERS<br />
<br />
11:11 PM Zangers were spotted at Walmart picking up alcohol word is that they know flunk day is tomorrow. Flunk day Confirmed. <-----Did they forget that they graduated?<---Definitely not flunk day then<br />
<br />
MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ON.... FLUNK CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
12:18 AM Raub-Sellew RA spotted mudpit-digging activity. Campus Safety spotted at the Quads loading dock. Do we need more evidence?<br />
<br />
12:19 am all is quiet..... too quiet🤔<br />
<br />
9: 45 AM Walked to the wrong class because too hungover. We will just have to wait for the flunk to arrive I guess.<br />
<br />
9:00 PM THE FRIARS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!! JUST IN TIME FOR A TOMORROW FLUNK???<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 27th==<br />
<br />
There's a dining etiquette dinner tonight, so there's NO WAY it could be today. <- This is planned way after flunk day<br />
<br />
Craig mentioned how it could be the end of April. MAYBE <- He doesnt know when flunk day is<br />
Casual Labor has been called in to work at 6am to set up <--- casual labor doesn't do set up maintenance does<br />
<br />
Sharon Clayton overheard discussing the potential for her staff to work on Flunk Day if they need to escape into a bit of normality. While the working may not happen, the flunking may be today.<br />
<br />
5:55pm pirates spotted in Galesburg pillaging liquor stores in preparation for the flunk!<br />
<br />
6:58pm the softball game scheduled for tomorrow doesn't appear on the Midwest conference site or the Robert Morris softball schedule. It appears only on knox's schedule.. <------- CONFIRMED!!!! FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW! <----asked a softball player, CONFIRM CONFIRMED <br />
<br />
8:28 supposed Track and Field meet with Drake NOT on Drake's schedule <--------FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED<----they were supposed to, coach just decided they didn't need to <- False, they didnt make it to the finals<br />
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9: 11 PM There is a speaker on campus tomorrow so it can't be tomorrow <- FALSE<br />
10:08 PM Confirmed from a trustworthy faculty member that Flunk is not Monday. Can't be next week due to scheduled baseball games and conference golf tournament. Barring a second consecutive week 8 Flunk day, it IS in fact TOMORROW! You heard it here first...<br />
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10:55 PM if no one shows up to class tomorrow can we make our own flunk day? <----- there's one every year...<br />
<br />
11:42 PM Junior jumpstart is today. No chance, people. <---------doesn't matter<br />
<br />
12:01 am planners were seen at cherry street drinking. Friar emails are out. It's flunk day tomorrow guys. Get turnt!<br />
<br />
12:04 am people heard yelling "IT'S FLUNK DAYYYY!!"<br />
<br />
Student development VP Anne overheard asking Senate President Tevin if Senate was "still" meeting tonight. Is it because she wants senators to rest up before the big day? Are we sure a Friday Flunk isn't in our future?<br />
<br />
==Friday, April 28th==<br />
Flunk Day 2014<br />
<br />
"it's never on a Friday"<br />
"it can't be Friday"<br />
<br />
AnSo Senior Research Due so probably not this day<---How is this proof of any kind? Work is due every day <----FALSE. AnSo senior research professors are known for their kind hearts and great minds and would NEVER schedule something inappropriately. This isn't just homework it's a senior research that took over the course of an entire year.<br />
<br />
A Friday Flunk will be a clusterfuck. Don't let it happen. Or let it!!!!!<br />
<br />
==Saturday, April 29th==<br />
Flunk Day 2015<br />
<br />
A Saturday flunk is NOT out of the question guys....THINK ABOUT IT<br />
<br />
10:00 pm: Craig Southern and Koreen Kerfoot seen in the Campus Life Office. Impending Flunk plans? What else is there to discuss so late at night?<br />
<br />
==Sunday, April 30th==<br />
2:30PM ANDREW SALEMI SEEN ENTERING THE DARK CAMPUS LIFE OFFICE?? WHY WOULD HE BE HERE ON A WEEKEND UNLESS IT WAS THE FLUNK TOMORROW?? <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!<br />
DIG THE MUDPIT!!!<br />
Thar be a flunkday on the horizon!! Flunk ho!!<br />
<br />
11:52pm tomorrow its gonna be may #flunkday<br />
<br />
==Monday, May 1st==<br />
Andrew Salemi looked too calm. Must be a Monday flunk. #confirmed<br />
<br />
Flunk Day 2013<br />
<br />
Vlad P reportedly cancelled a Skype interview with a very lucrative company for this day, rescheduling it for an earlier date...could he be preparing to not interview while trashed?<br />
<br />
Peter Bailey spotted telling AIPEF group that if he could participate in their flunk day predictions he would put $50 dollars on this day...*hint hint*<br />
<br />
Not much on the calendar today. THIS COULD BE HUGE!<br />
<br />
CRAIG FLINCHED WHEN WE SAID MAY 1ST. IT COULD BE THIS DAY <------Craig does not know!<br />
<br />
Craig has one child. MAY 1ST?<br />
<br />
Grace Neubauer '16's grad school in Germany is closed today, do they have knowledge of the Flunk?!?!?<br />
<br />
An anagram of Andrew Salemi's name is "Alarmed News I" and I is the roman numeral for 1!!!!!!! FLUNK CONFIRMED <br />
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Education Department Secretary, Barbara, was overheard telling a student that an email is sent to staff asking for volunteers on the flunk approximately one week before the flunk. As of last Weds., no email was sent. Could the Flunk be this week?!?!?!?<br />
<br />
TKE and BETA are throwing a block party on Saturday? TOGETHER? These two frats were the biggest rivals 4 years ago and would not even talk to each other. Look at how far we've come. I think it's a sign from the flunk gods <-----Monday Flunk confirmed<br />
<br />
ELEANOR KAHN SAID IT'S MONDAY<-------- PROOF???<br />
<br />
THE KNOX FOX CLAIMS TO NOT KNOW WHEN IT IS???? THE MASCOT SHOULD HAVE THIS INFORMATION???? IS FLUNK DAY EVEN REAL?!?!?<br />
<br />
BASEBALL GAME RESCHEDULED FOR MONDAY AND APPEARS ON BOTH OUR SCHEDULE AND THE IC SCHEDULE.... SO FLUNK DAY IS NOT MONDAY!!!! <-------confirmed looks like we are looking at a week 8 flunk day again.... <------ I don't think the planners take reschedules into account, do they???<br />
<br />
National Couple Appreciation Day is observed on May 1st. Is there anything more romantic than flunk day?!?! FLUNK CONFIRMED <----- FLUNK IN LOVE<br />
<br />
Faculty Meeting is Monday! = DEFINITELY NOT GONNA HAPPEN TODAY <----- I feel like this could be rescheduled pretty easily <-------- faculty member here, it possibly could, but there's so much to vote on, it would set us back too much. Flunk Days probably never going to be on a Faculty Meeting day. <---- shoutout to whatever faculty member that is keeping up with the wikifire. you are a hero.<br />
<br />
[2:00 pm] FLUNK DAY PREDICTOR SENT OUT BY OFFICIAL KNOX EMAIL? Is this a sign?? <----- All the results say tomorrow...do they ''literally'' mean tomorrow?????? <---- Yes, bc it was sent out at 2:00 pm. 2. May 2. #CONFIRMED <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!<br />
<br />
THE Knox College Facebook page released a video that is 52 seconds long. 52...5-2...May 2nd...FLUNK CONFIRMED!<br />
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<br />
'''Flunk Day Waltz'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Christmas Waltz)<br />
<br />
Frosted beer bottles<br />
Friars yelling outside<br />
Squirrels mating in the tree<br />
<br />
Flunk Day's on its way<br />
It's filled with things<br />
Things for you and for me<br />
<br />
'''Chorus''':<br />
It's that time of year<br />
When the world falls in Flunk<br />
Every song you hear seems to say<br />
"Happy Flunk Day,<br />
May your Flunkiest dreams come true"<br />
<br />
And this song of mine<br />
In three quarter time<br />
Wishes you and yours<br />
Happy Flunk Day, too<br />
<br />
Repeat Chorus<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, May 2nd==<br />
Milk Route and Baseball today. Not a Flunk!!! <----- Milk Route does NOT stop the Flunk. The English department has already said that it will just be the week after.<br />
<br />
[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."<br />
<br />
Startled squirrels dropped berries from a tree in the CFA art bowl, forming the number "2". Flunk day #confirmed??????<br />
<br />
The Knox Fox Facebook has harassing seniors for flunk day information?!?!? Is this all a trick??????? Why doesn't the fox know??? The Fox is not a senior CONFIRMED. <br />
FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED.<br />
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The Hustle Fitness class is today, and that CANNOT be rescheduled. DEFINITELY not today. <----- Confirmed!!!!<br />
<br />
Joanne's Fabric says that "a lot of people have been buying feathers tonight" <---- For pirate captain hats for flunk tomorrow??????<br />
<br />
May 2nd is Scurvy Awareness Day. Seriously, people! Scurvy is the greatest enemy for a pirate at sea. MAY 2ND FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!<br />
<br />
Achem Class hoping for today ( one less lab) ayyeee!'<br />
<br />
Knox College Campus Alert system was tested and everyone received a phone call or a voicemail and 10:07 AM. Is campus safety trying to make sure that the alert system works so we are easily notified it's flunk day?<br />
<br />
THE lawns are being mowed. Is the Flunk upon us?!?!?!<br />
<br />
The hole by Old Main has been filled in! The construction site is still a mess, but the hole is gone, which they probably wouldn't want to still have on Flunk Day. Could this mean we're ready to Flunk?<br />
<br />
'''Flunk Day's Here'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Jingle Bells)<br />
<br />
Running through the Quads<br />
And banging on a pan<br />
Thank you Flunk Day Gods<br />
I'm your biggest fan<br />
I'm the Flunk Day King<br />
Yes this day's so tight<br />
And I just cannot help but sing<br />
This Flunking song tonight<br />
<br />
'''Chorus''':<br />
Oh, Flunk Day's here, Flunk Day's here<br />
Flunk Day's here today<br />
Oh, what fun it is to Flunk<br />
And Flunk the day away<br />
''Repeat''<br />
<br />
A day or two ago<br />
I thought I heard a Flunk<br />
But it was just a scare<br />
Though I had gotten drunk<br />
But now lay in the grass<br />
Because the email's here<br />
So let's please raise a Flunk Day glass<br />
And pass Deb Babe a beer<br />
<br />
Chorus x 2<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, May 3rd==<br />
Confirmed Flunk Day<br />
Custodial Intel<br />
TRAILERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED!!! <----- pics or it didn't happen!!<br />
<br />
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.<br />
Seems like everyone wants it to be this day. Any reason why it's not???<br />
<br />
The alma mater has 3 verses. MAY 3RD FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!<br />
<br />
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS DAY FOR THE FLUNKK???<br />
<br />
Not much on the Campus Events email for Wednesday...could it be?<br />
<br />
Its finally sunny outside! Perhaps a gift and prelude from the Flunk Gods?????<br />
<br />
Richard Stout's ECON 303 class just got cancelled for Wednesday and Thursday (Thursday class obviously had to be cancelled so we could recuperate from all that flunking.) FLUNK CONFIRMED.<br />
<br />
Baseball tho????? Or does it not matter????? (PROBABLY NOT)<br />
<br />
Fritz Klein, AKA Abraham Lincoln all dressed up, is FREE this day!!!!!!!!! THE FLUNK IS REAL! <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!! <---- you sure this is the right guy, though? He's also free Thursday and a few days next week.<br />
<br />
I took a nap this afternoon, and Deb Southern came to me in a dream. She spoke not a word, but held up three fingers. I asked her what it meant, but all she did was shake her head and laugh. Can anyone trained in dream interpretation tell me what this means?<br />
<br />
DOES ANYONE HAVE A 4-11 ON ROGER TAYLOR????????<br />
<br />
Word has it Terrie Saline is convinced flunk day is tomorrow, May 3rd, 2017, according to several of her student employees. As she is a topdog Knox administrator, I think this should be taken seriously.<br />
<br />
IT'S TOMORROW! Trailers have been spotted in the Best Western parking lot! <---- pics, y'all. <--- timestamp, etc. C'mon people!<br />
<br />
<br />
Flunk Day: a Haiku<br />
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />
please be tomorrow<br />
<br />
Alumnus from afar: We're feeling flunkyyyyyyyyy<br />
<br />
1:58AM: Has anyone spotted any flunkness yet?<br />
<br />
Away in a Dorm Room<br />
(Sing to the tune of Away in a Manger before a Flunk Day nap)<br />
<br />
Away in a dorm room, top bunk for a bed,<br />
The little young freshman laid down her drunk head.<br />
<br />
Flunk Gods in the sky look down where she lay,<br />
The little young freshman napping on Flunk Day.<br />
<br />
The Smashmouth is playing, the freshman awakes,<br />
But little drunk freshman no crying she makes.<br />
<br />
I love Thee, oh Flunk Day, I can’t tell a lie<br />
Tomorrow you’ll be gone, and I’ll sadly sigh.<br />
<br />
Be near me, oh Flunk Day, I ask Thee to stay<br />
Close by me forever, and love me, I pray.<br />
<br />
Bless all the dear freshmen in thy tender care,<br />
Oh, thank you for hearing my sweet Flunk Day prayer.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, May 4th==<br />
<br />
Custodian Intel that THIS IS THE DAY!! <---confirmed by multiple sources<--- details plzzzz...<br />
<br />
There has been a email circulating around (apparently sent to the Knox College ITS or the information technology services)<--- somebody confirm if this is real (highly unlikely that this "released" email is real) <br />
<br />
could be. maybe. ponder on it<br />
<br />
It's this day Lincoln fest is May 6th, the only other viable date would be May 8th and that is too close to Lincoln fest. Unless, it's a week 8 flunk again. <---- Would they even consider doing 2 big events 1 day apart?? If it's not this week it must be week 8....<br />
<br />
There is a conference game [[https://www.knox.edu/calendar/date/05/04/2017 1] [http://prairiefire.knox.edu/schedule.aspx?path=mgolf 2]] for the Golf Team on this day, so it can't today.<----- Golf isn't really a real sport anyways and the flunk only waits for real athletes.<------CONFIRMED<-----FALSE flunk day gives no fucks about any athletes (anyone that plays golf is also an athelete, wikifire is not for value judgement or personal opinions, only #facts about flunk day being #confirmed)<----#golfisahobby<br />
<br />
Biochem 301 test gets pushed for Monday if Today.... what can I say.!<br />
<br />
Professor Eric Dickens confirms a Thursday flunkday by stating " I can 100% gurantee flunkday is Thursday, trust me"<br />
<br />
Smashmouth was formed in 1994. 4. MAY 4TH FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!<br />
<br />
May 4th. May the fourth be with you this flunk day. Space pirates. #FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED<br />
<br />
One guy checked out a DVD from the library on Monday. The DVD would normally have a due date of three days later, so Thursday. However, the due date reads 'Friday," suggesting the library is closed on Thursday for Flunk Day. #FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED <---- library worker here, chances are good that the due date is Friday at 1am, which would still be Thursday, as the library is open until 1am (if that makes any sense)<br />
<br />
Deb Southern seen charging radios in her office on Wednesday, could be today. Also when I was able to get in to a custodial closet (in CFA) they have charging stations all set up for the radios. COULD BE TODAY<br />
<br />
LAWNS ARE BEING MOWN. SUSPICIOUS<br />
<br />
==Sunday, May 7th==<br />
Rally's birthday (a member of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]]). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it. <br />
<br />
==Monday, May 8th==<br />
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==Tuesday, May 9th==<br />
It's gonna be the 9th. [[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong. <---false, he has been wrong for many years in a row now. (Sorry JPow)<br />
<br />
The 9th is free STD testing day! What better way to celebrate THE FLUNK!<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, May 10th==<br />
Flunk Day 2016<br />
<br />
JPow's birthday, what better way to celebrate Flunktacularly?<br />
<br />
==Thursday, May 11th==<br />
<br />
Vir Das, distinguished Alumni comedian with a new special on Neflix, temporarily had his tour website updated with a flunk message! I took a screenshot: [http://imgur.com/a/Dcxc6]<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, September 19th==<br />
It's gotta be on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And you thought last year's flunk day was late. <br />
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[[Category:Flunk Day]]</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Flunk_Day_2017&diff=30619Flunk Day 20172017-05-03T13:52:42Z<p>Goose: /* Thursday, May 4th */</p>
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<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the fallacies; <br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
<br />
<br />
(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
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==That Flunk Though...==<br />
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!<br />
<br />
==Friday, August 12th==<br />
<br />
[[T-Amott]] confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy<br />
This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE<br />
<br />
[[Scott Roberts]] also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.<br />
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[img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNycdfFEgBc/maxresdefault.jpg"<br />
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==Tuesday, November 8th==<br />
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW<br />
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==Tuesday, Febuary 28th==<br />
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game??? <br />
<br />
11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED<br />
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==Friday, March 3rd==<br />
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at [[Cherry Street]] WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. <br />
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12:22AM - Brothers of [[FIGI]] sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???<br />
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==Saturday, March 4th==<br />
9:00PM Brothers of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]] hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of [[TKE]] as well as members of [[Sigma Nu]] and [[Sigma Chi]]. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets??? <br />
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------------> CONFIRMED<br />
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Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE<br />
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==Wednesday, March 8th== <br />
Alumnus (alumnum?) [[Matt Sugai]] kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that they are not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???<br />
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==Tuesday, March 14th==<br />
~5:00 PM - [http://imgur.com/qg6dVdA] <br />
The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil? <br />
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11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.<br />
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9:05 PM [[Teresa Amott]] spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????<br />
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==Thursday, March 16th==<br />
1:27 AM [[Scott Roberts]] (landlord of the [[yellows]]) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.<br />
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==Monday, March 20th==<br />
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This was the first day of spring. [[Theresa Amott]] was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.<br />
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==Tuesday, March 21st==<br />
8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day. <br />
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PICTURE CONFIRMATION [http://imgur.com/a/Qxmno] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.<br />
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==Wednesday, March 22nd==<br />
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FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!<br />
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==Thursday, March 23rd==<br />
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KEG IN THE [[QUADS]]!<br />
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Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???<br />
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REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is [[Teresa Amott]] possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [http://imgur.com/6PGZpXJ] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES <br />
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==Monday, March 27th==<br />
Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!<br />
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4:53PM - [[Mark Holmes]] encourages his Open Studio students to 'dig' through their notes from past years to create an artist statement. Does he want us to dig something else??? Only time will tell.<br />
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==Tuesday, March 28th==<br />
12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???<br />
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7:21PM Two members of TKS overheard in founders planning the flunk day issue!???!! Seems kind of soon doesn't it???? <---what will tks DIG up this year??<br />
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10:46AM - [[Peter Bailey]] is wearing a tie with geckos on it. His lizard is showing, this means we're getting close.<br />
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==Thursday, March 30th==<br />
3:42PM - [[Emma Lister]] caught wearing skull and cross-bone earrings. She's definitely a pirate. <---- not like we haven't know this though <--- GOD BLESS EMMA LISTER <br />
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3:55PM - Members of videocorp seen taking a strange shot of [[Ben Smolinski]] looking confused and taking his shirt off in the sculpture studio in The Whitcomb Art Center. When asked what this strange video was about, they were bound to resist giving an answer. [[Tristian Yi]], flunk day planner??? [[Joe Connors]], internal conspiracist??? We need more information to confirm!!!!!! <br />
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==Friday, March 31st==<br />
Word has it there will be a ceremonial ground breaking tonight. <br />
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==Monday, April 3rd==<br />
This will be the day. This is it.<br />
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PREDICT FLUNK DAY STARTS TODAY. 11:30am to 12:30pm, 5:30 to 6:30pm in front on the Caf. Come through and earn prizes!<br />
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^^^ umm... flunk day planners definitely on the wikifire right here trying to throw us off course!! <----- confirmed<br />
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==Tuesday, April 4th==<br />
11:54AM - 3 cuties seen wielding a single shovel in a very specific formation through the quads.....we know what's coming.<br />
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==Wednesday, April 5th==<br />
12:00AM - The mud pit gasps their first, glorious breath of the season.<br />
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==Thursday, April 6th==<br />
Andrew Salemi sends out email inviting students for free ice cream and board games. Obviously overflow from Flunk Day supplies. Possibly the first ever Flunk Day on a Friday and an Admitted Students Day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 9th==<br />
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SPOTTED: Pepsi stand east of Gizmo patio. Leftover from Prairie Fire Fest- keeping it out for an early flunk???<br />
Trash cans still lining area outside Gizmo patio. Easier access for an early flunk.<br />
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==Monday, April 10th==<br />
12:37AM - Still no word on who's a [[friar]] yet... Is Flunk Day even happening this year??? Who is a planner??? HOW DO WE NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION YET???????????<br />
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I GOT A FACULTY EMAIL that talks about organizing the soft ball team. I say two weeks tops. They don't need more time than that to organize. A reminder email will be sent out the day of/before. I will get this one too!!! <---- god bless this person<br />
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Coms Office Releases THIS ARTICLE ABOUT PREDICTING FLUNK DAY https://www.knox.edu/news/a-pocket-guide-to-predicting-flunk-day -----> They seem a little TOO insistent that they don't know when it is. I think they know.<br />
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!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGGEEEEEEEE! Also check out Peter Bailey's prediction ......<br />
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==Tuesday, April 11th==<br />
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Where is the "flunk day is a privilege" email??? Deb Southern wyd<br />
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==Wednesday, April 12th==<br />
Williston Hall seems to be awfully loud tonight. Do the quiet ones know something?<br />
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Sam Duffy changed her profile picture to a Flunk Day throwback. She's on the inside... trust me.<br />
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Looks like the planners are going in for a late flunk again this year:<br />
Evidence: <br />
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1. No Flunk Day email has been sent out yet. NONE. NADA. The email is sent out pretty early in the term<br />
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2. Do any seniors know if they are friars yet? NO scares in the quads (yet! wait for it, Freshies) <br />
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3. The mud pit is DRY, even though I heard that some Sig Chi and SNu had top secret agenda paperwork piling up in their basements regarding some flunkin' important matters<br />
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4. Grass has not been mowed....Can someone find out when the grass is scheduled to be mowed next?<br />
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5. Flunk Day T-shirts are not sold yet (Did UB forget that we are not stupid and that FLUNK is to happen few weeks after they start selling the t-shirts???)<br />
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Flunk Spirit *R.I.P.*<br />
*ALL around campus there is a shortage of drunk people. Wake up and take a shot ya tokers, the Flunk might be closer than you think.*<br />
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==Thursday, April 13th==<br />
Direct source from planners, it's today🍆🍆🍆 ---> CONFIRMED<br />
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6:46 PM Fiji blasting music and playing basketball. Have their Alumni told them the date of the flunk? <----Conspiracy<br />
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"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like flunk day all the time." -Anonymous<br />
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==Sunday, April 16th==<br />
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[11:00pm] Y'ALL we all need to STEP IT UP and start hyping up the FLUNK!!!! I can't sustain the wiki fire by myself.....flunk day is about TEAMWORK! LET'S DO THIS. That being said it's definitely tomorrow <--- CONFIRMED < ----------- COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. IT IS SO DEAD IM EMBARRASSED<br />
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==Monday, April 17th==<br />
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The Freshman were all given Flunk Day Survival Info from their RAs before last Monday. Any day now is officially open to being Flunk Day. <br />
Let the predictions flow like a ship at sea. AAAAARRRRRGH! IT's GAME ON! ---> CONFIRMED. [2:10 pm] Talked to a freshman in my class and she said her suite had the Flunk Day talk last week. Another freshman told me they had theirs two weekends ago.<br />
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Admitted Students Days are over. Where's the email, Deb???<br />
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[9:18 pm] Email from Andrew Salemi announcing that Flunk Day shirts can be ordered online NOW! (what happened to tabling ppl? truly a lost art) This is not a drill.<br />
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==Tuesday, April 18th==<br />
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Taiko Drum circle was moved from this day to sunday.....could it be?<br />
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Merchandise email is out!!! the time is near.... any day now<br />
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also...who are our planners???? would help bunches <-- they are shadows in the dark a.k.a we will never know<br />
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[10:56 am] Deb Southern has sent the email. Flunk season has begun. <-----CONFIRMED!<br />
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TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA OUR DEB BABE HAS SENT THE FLUNK EMAIL!<br />
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==Wednesday, April 19th==<br />
Probably not this day seeing as it is the Almost There Fair for Seniors to pick up their caps and gowns (and also donate money to the school).<br />
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It's B.G.'s birthday...could the planners be trying to combine to drunk catastrophe's into one day to minimize damage? Seems likely.<br />
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[3:10 pm] SPOTTED: TKS editors [[Rachel Landman]] and [[Erika Riley]] carrying newspapers down hallway of Seymour. They went in the campus life office. Could be the Flunk Day issue???<----FALSE TKS does NOT know when flunk day is, they just make an issue earlier in the term so they can print it on the day when they find out just like everyone else. <-------True only 4 people know when Flunk day is: New campus life person that has replaced Travis, 2 flunk day planners from UB, and one school person (T Amott) <---- False. Many more than 4 people know. Admissions so they don't schedule tours. Deb Southern and other people in OSD. Campus Safety so they can be prepares to try (ha!) to stop the mud pit. The administration is ripe with information. <----True. TKS isn't the admin, but they definitely print in advance and give the issue to Campus Life.<br />
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==Thursday, April 20th==<br />
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Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?<br />
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Could this be the first 4/20 Flunk? Rumor has it one of the secret planners is a hard core stoner...<br />
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a 4/20 flunk day could be huge!! there are mostly club meetings but no big events so it is a big possibility. at least it would be a good day to scare the freshies for the first time!<br />
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Does anyone know if they're a friar yet??!?!?! NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!<br />
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Lots of people posting on facebook today about Smashmouth. Could this finally be our year?<br />
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==Friday, April 21st==<br />
Everyone knows it's an established rule that flunk day is never on a Friday, but riddle me this- do pirates follow the rules?<br />
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You could take photos with fruit in the caf today. Basically flunk day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 23==<br />
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Vlad spotted on campus.<br />
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Vlad was also spotted drinking heavily with senior [[Riya Tiwari]] Saturday night. His direct quotes "let the flunk season begin!!!!" <br />
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Senior [[Riya Tiwari]] has posted her flunk jug. ------>THIS COULD BE HUGE<br />
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SPOTTED ON CAMPUS MOVING STUFF BACK AND FORTH!!! <---- What kind of stuff? Details, ''PLEASE''! <----- A bag full of human skulls and 5 torches!!!<br />
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'''FLUNK DAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED!!''' Koreen is at the Gizmo, after hours!!<br />
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The Pirates beat the Yankees today, so we're DEFINITELY flunking tomorrow<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ARE ON!!!!! <------time stamp? (Smh, freshman?) Mailroom lights are always on unless you are speaking of the office part inside<br />
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==Monday, April 24th==<br />
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Today there's a NYTimes journalist coming to campus and the new Parke Ethicist-in-Residence thing is happening. Big enough to stop the Flunk? Maybe not. <----- ethicist is here all week as it's a residency, flunk day is still a possibility. <---- and she's an alum, so she's familiar with flunk day! maybe that's why they chose her???<br />
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First scare of the season!!!<br />
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Janitorial got 6 large boxes of floor cleaner. Prep for post-Flunk clean-up? #Confirmed<br />
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People who ordered shirts- have they arrived yet??? PLS RESPOND <--- I haven't heard anything!<br />
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There's construction happening on the east side of Old Main and there's a big hole in the ground. Maybe Flunk Day won't happen until that's done? I don't think it's out of the question, but it seems like a bad idea to have a bunch of drunk people running around with that. I'm sure Facilities knows when Flunk Day is.<br />
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Members of Union Board have received their shirts at their weekly meeting. We could be flunkin' any day now, all is fair from here on!<-----confirmed <br />
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Staff members will get their flunk day shirts on Wednesday? So it couldn't be on Tuesday <br />
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10: 55 PM Fijis are shouting. This should be normal behavior except they're shouting "flunk day!!!!" do they know something?<br />
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==Tuesday, April 25th==<br />
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T. Amott canceled the fundraising event for Merrit and moved it to next monday -------->>>> confirmed<br />
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Previous Flunk Day planner has leaked that THIS IS THE DAY <------ CONFIRMED #COLTRON <------no patience for fake news, pics or it didn't happen<br />
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Dean Behling spotted landing a nollie kickflip down down the steps of the gizmo pattio. SHE IS FEELING THE FLUNK <---------- CONFIRMED. SHE ALSO LANDED A VARIAL OFF OF THE ALUMNI HALL FRONT STEPS.<br />
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huddled group of freshman overheard muttering about how they "...just wish flunk day would be done already" as they cast wary eyes around looking for snooping seniors, who might wake them up a tad early again, just to fuck with them.<br />
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FLUNK DAY APPAREL IS IN<br />
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Overheard a librarian explaining Flunk Day to a student worker. She thinks it's going to be an early Flunk.<br />
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Everyone knows we've been rooting for a Smashmouth flunk for the past few years. According to the band's website, there are no shows booked between April 22 and May 13. Could it be that they're making a stop in The Burg between shows????????<br />
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"All Star" by Smashmouth was playing in the mailroom this morning...sign of the flunk?? Do they know something we don't?<br />
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Andrew Salemi extends signup deadline for Big Pink Volleyball. Does it mean anything?????<br />
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==Wednesday, April 26th==<br />
FLUNK DAY FRIAR INFO STILL NOT SENT OUT. SURPRISE FLUNK FOR ALL??<br />
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Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction?<br />
⬆️ Same for his Econ 303 syllabus.<br />
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HEAR, HEAR MY FELLOW KNOXIES:<br />
Evidence shows that this day VERY CLEARLY can be the long awaited, the most drunk, flunk day of the century.<br />
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Now, What evidence do I have you might say?<br />
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1. T Amott Cancelled her fancy reception for Tuesday, preparing for the Flunk?<br />
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2. There is supposed to be a track and field meet in Des Moines, but this IS NOT happening<br />
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3. Greek Week has something scheduled for each day of the week, except this one. It is "wear jeans" day. Knowing that Greek week is organized by people in Campus Life, the same offices where our FLUNK <br />
DAY is planned DID THEY HINT NOT TO PUT ANY EVENT UP THIS DAY BECAUSE WE'RE FLUNKIN'?<br />
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4. It is the day after AnSo Senior Research Draft is due<-------------AnSo professors would reward you for such an effort with flunk, wouldn't they? <------#AnSotheory<br />
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Suspicious trucks at econo lodge and mall parking lot?? Flunk day confirmed???<br />
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"Just saw this at a computer that was left logged in at the library, I logged out but got some good insight, this sorority girl knows her shit" :<br />
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5. UB has not gotten their shirts yet, which always happens before the day<br />
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6. Two confirmed planners, the UB advisor, and a suspected planner were at Walmart on a SUNDAY/today (cannot be part of normal UB business, therefore 100% Flunk related)<br />
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7. The shirts are in but still need to be distributed to people that ordered them. Shirts are likely to be distributed across multiple days (unconfirmed and possibly misunderstood) <-- The can put them in mailboxes day-of<br />
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8.Unconfirmed but someone says the purple shirts are not in (for staff day-of) <-----staff members get their shirts on Wednesday? Can someone confirm?<br />
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9. Athletic events have been cancelled day-of in the past<br />
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10. Weather forecast gives no indication of date because it is decided upon way before and they will not move it at the last minute<---------weather forecast for Wednesday is rainy, easier access to the mudpit?<br />
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11. Unlikely to be close to or past May 10th because a current planner caught a lot of shit for it last year<br />
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Make of this what you will. The first viable date for Flunk day is this Wednesday.<br />
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Coltan Parker's Ass spotted hanging out the shotgun window of a blue subaru impreza as it drove by SMC. The numbers 04 were on his left cheek and 26 on his right. It may be a sign, or simply a deceptive trick. Who's to say?<br />
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pirate flag spotted in one of betas windows. Do they know something we don't? <------ no they just like getting drunk and talking about booty<br />
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The shirts are out for pick up tonight?!?! <br />
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Flunk Day Snapchat filter has yet to be approved (needs 2 days for approval), so it's not today. <-------this makes zero fucking sense? so maybe the planners sent it ago 2 days ago? <--- Can confirm it was only sent today!! <br />
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Johnny Banham. Spanish Study master. Has been spotted not doing his homework. Flunk day confirmed. <----- True I'm looking at him right now. FAKE NEWS<br />
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Justin Dad cut his hair. Flunk day so confirmed. FAKE NEWS<br />
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Angry Ginger Driscol has been calm for a week. A sign of flunk. FAKE NEWS<br />
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Andrew Salami extends Big Pink deadline from 8:00 Wednesday morning to 4:00 Thursday afternoon...does he know drunken flunkers will be too preoccupied to sign up tomorrow morning?!?!<br />
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8:58 PM There is NO WAY flunk day is tomorrow? There is someone important (ethicist?) staying on campus for the rest of the week? <---------Might be staying at a hotel (also they're a knox alum??)<br />
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9:00 PM Would flunk day be held the same week as Greek week? Possibly not? <--------can someone confirm if Flunk day has been held during Greek week in the past? (the school would not want to possibly relate it to heavy drinking)<------but the flunk day planners might ;)<br />
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Craig Southern seen shitting in the mud pit and cackling wildly with an eye patch over his left eye and a parrot flying around his head. <---------CONFIRMED!<br />
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IMPORTANT: Andrew insisted on keeping his door closed this morning in the campus life office-last minute flunk preparations???? ALSO: he said last week he was worried that the shirts might not come in time, and they only got here today..........FLUNK FLUNK FLUNK!!!!<br />
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SUSPICIOUS THINGS SIGHTED IN HOTEL PARKING LOTS- FLUNK DAY SPIRITS HAVE SENT UNMARKED VANS AND A BEAUTIFUL OPOSSUM TO US<------can anyone confirm this w/ trucks in walmart parking lot?-----> USE A TIME STAMP and pics or it didn't happen!<br />
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10.52 PM This just in. Vlad is drinking at the bars celebrating that "he got a job in NYC" could this just be a lie to drink before the night? P.S: he never casually goes out to the bars on Tuesdays for a drink. <--------wouldn't he be working or organizing and making sure everything is perfect if it was flunk day tomorrow?<-------#FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED #DRINKWITHTHEPLANNERS<br />
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11:11 PM Zangers were spotted at Walmart picking up alcohol word is that they know flunk day is tomorrow. Flunk day Confirmed. <-----Did they forget that they graduated?<---Definitely not flunk day then<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ON.... FLUNK CONFIRMED<br />
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12:18 AM Raub-Sellew RA spotted mudpit-digging activity. Campus Safety spotted at the Quads loading dock. Do we need more evidence?<br />
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12:19 am all is quiet..... too quiet🤔<br />
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9: 45 AM Walked to the wrong class because too hungover. We will just have to wait for the flunk to arrive I guess.<br />
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9:00 PM THE FRIARS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!! JUST IN TIME FOR A TOMORROW FLUNK???<br />
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==Thursday, April 27th==<br />
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There's a dining etiquette dinner tonight, so there's NO WAY it could be today. <- This is planned way after flunk day<br />
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Craig mentioned how it could be the end of April. MAYBE <- He doesnt know when flunk day is<br />
Casual Labor has been called in to work at 6am to set up <--- casual labor doesn't do set up maintenance does<br />
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Sharon Clayton overheard discussing the potential for her staff to work on Flunk Day if they need to escape into a bit of normality. While the working may not happen, the flunking may be today.<br />
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5:55pm pirates spotted in Galesburg pillaging liquor stores in preparation for the flunk!<br />
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6:58pm the softball game scheduled for tomorrow doesn't appear on the Midwest conference site or the Robert Morris softball schedule. It appears only on knox's schedule.. <------- CONFIRMED!!!! FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW! <----asked a softball player, CONFIRM CONFIRMED <br />
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8:28 supposed Track and Field meet with Drake NOT on Drake's schedule <--------FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED<----they were supposed to, coach just decided they didn't need to <- False, they didnt make it to the finals<br />
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9: 11 PM There is a speaker on campus tomorrow so it can't be tomorrow <- FALSE<br />
10:08 PM Confirmed from a trustworthy faculty member that Flunk is not Monday. Can't be next week due to scheduled baseball games and conference golf tournament. Barring a second consecutive week 8 Flunk day, it IS in fact TOMORROW! You heard it here first...<br />
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10:55 PM if no one shows up to class tomorrow can we make our own flunk day? <----- there's one every year...<br />
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11:42 PM Junior jumpstart is today. No chance, people. <---------doesn't matter<br />
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12:01 am planners were seen at cherry street drinking. Friar emails are out. It's flunk day tomorrow guys. Get turnt!<br />
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12:04 am people heard yelling "IT'S FLUNK DAYYYY!!"<br />
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Student development VP Anne overheard asking Senate President Tevin if Senate was "still" meeting tonight. Is it because she wants senators to rest up before the big day? Are we sure a Friday Flunk isn't in our future?<br />
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==Friday, April 28th==<br />
Flunk Day 2014<br />
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"it's never on a Friday"<br />
"it can't be Friday"<br />
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AnSo Senior Research Due so probably not this day<---How is this proof of any kind? Work is due every day <----FALSE. AnSo senior research professors are known for their kind hearts and great minds and would NEVER schedule something inappropriately. This isn't just homework it's a senior research that took over the course of an entire year.<br />
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A Friday Flunk will be a clusterfuck. Don't let it happen. Or let it!!!!!<br />
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==Saturday, April 29th==<br />
Flunk Day 2015<br />
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A Saturday flunk is NOT out of the question guys....THINK ABOUT IT<br />
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10:00 pm: Craig Southern and Koreen Kerfoot seen in the Campus Life Office. Impending Flunk plans? What else is there to discuss so late at night?<br />
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==Sunday, April 30th==<br />
2:30PM ANDREW SALEMI SEEN ENTERING THE DARK CAMPUS LIFE OFFICE?? WHY WOULD HE BE HERE ON A WEEKEND UNLESS IT WAS THE FLUNK TOMORROW?? <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!<br />
DIG THE MUDPIT!!!<br />
Thar be a flunkday on the horizon!! Flunk ho!!<br />
<br />
11:52pm tomorrow its gonna be may #flunkday<br />
<br />
==Monday, May 1st==<br />
Andrew Salemi looked too calm. Must be a Monday flunk. #confirmed<br />
<br />
Flunk Day 2013<br />
<br />
Vlad P reportedly cancelled a Skype interview with a very lucrative company for this day, rescheduling it for an earlier date...could he be preparing to not interview while trashed?<br />
<br />
Peter Bailey spotted telling AIPEF group that if he could participate in their flunk day predictions he would put $50 dollars on this day...*hint hint*<br />
<br />
Not much on the calendar today. THIS COULD BE HUGE!<br />
<br />
CRAIG FLINCHED WHEN WE SAID MAY 1ST. IT COULD BE THIS DAY <------Craig does not know!<br />
<br />
Craig has one child. MAY 1ST?<br />
<br />
Grace Neubauer '16's grad school in Germany is closed today, do they have knowledge of the Flunk?!?!?<br />
<br />
An anagram of Andrew Salemi's name is "Alarmed News I" and I is the roman numeral for 1!!!!!!! FLUNK CONFIRMED <br />
<br />
Education Department Secretary, Barbara, was overheard telling a student that an email is sent to staff asking for volunteers on the flunk approximately one week before the flunk. As of last Weds., no email was sent. Could the Flunk be this week?!?!?!?<br />
<br />
TKE and BETA are throwing a block party on Saturday? TOGETHER? These two frats were the biggest rivals 4 years ago and would not even talk to each other. Look at how far we've come. I think it's a sign from the flunk gods <-----Monday Flunk confirmed<br />
<br />
ELEANOR KAHN SAID IT'S MONDAY<-------- PROOF???<br />
<br />
THE KNOX FOX CLAIMS TO NOT KNOW WHEN IT IS???? THE MASCOT SHOULD HAVE THIS INFORMATION???? IS FLUNK DAY EVEN REAL?!?!?<br />
<br />
BASEBALL GAME RESCHEDULED FOR MONDAY AND APPEARS ON BOTH OUR SCHEDULE AND THE IC SCHEDULE.... SO FLUNK DAY IS NOT MONDAY!!!! <-------confirmed looks like we are looking at a week 8 flunk day again.... <------ I don't think the planners take reschedules into account, do they???<br />
<br />
National Couple Appreciation Day is observed on May 1st. Is there anything more romantic than flunk day?!?! FLUNK CONFIRMED <----- FLUNK IN LOVE<br />
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Faculty Meeting is Monday! = DEFINITELY NOT GONNA HAPPEN TODAY <----- I feel like this could be rescheduled pretty easily <-------- faculty member here, it possibly could, but there's so much to vote on, it would set us back too much. Flunk Days probably never going to be on a Faculty Meeting day. <---- shoutout to whatever faculty member that is keeping up with the wikifire. you are a hero.<br />
<br />
[2:00 pm] FLUNK DAY PREDICTOR SENT OUT BY OFFICIAL KNOX EMAIL? Is this a sign?? <----- All the results say tomorrow...do they ''literally'' mean tomorrow?????? <---- Yes, bc it was sent out at 2:00 pm. 2. May 2. #CONFIRMED <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!<br />
<br />
THE Knox College Facebook page released a video that is 52 seconds long. 52...5-2...May 2nd...FLUNK CONFIRMED!<br />
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<br />
'''Flunk Day Waltz'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Christmas Waltz)<br />
<br />
Frosted beer bottles<br />
Friars yelling outside<br />
Squirrels mating in the tree<br />
<br />
Flunk Day's on its way<br />
It's filled with things<br />
Things for you and for me<br />
<br />
'''Chorus''':<br />
It's that time of year<br />
When the world falls in Flunk<br />
Every song you hear seems to say<br />
"Happy Flunk Day,<br />
May your Flunkiest dreams come true"<br />
<br />
And this song of mine<br />
In three quarter time<br />
Wishes you and yours<br />
Happy Flunk Day, too<br />
<br />
Repeat Chorus<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, May 2nd==<br />
Milk Route and Baseball today. Not a Flunk!!! <----- Milk Route does NOT stop the Flunk. The English department has already said that it will just be the week after.<br />
<br />
[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."<br />
<br />
Startled squirrels dropped berries from a tree in the CFA art bowl, forming the number "2". Flunk day #confirmed??????<br />
<br />
The Knox Fox Facebook has harassing seniors for flunk day information?!?!? Is this all a trick??????? Why doesn't the fox know??? The Fox is not a senior CONFIRMED. <br />
FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED.<br />
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The Hustle Fitness class is today, and that CANNOT be rescheduled. DEFINITELY not today. <----- Confirmed!!!!<br />
<br />
Joanne's Fabric says that "a lot of people have been buying feathers tonight" <---- For pirate captain hats for flunk tomorrow??????<br />
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May 2nd is Scurvy Awareness Day. Seriously, people! Scurvy is the greatest enemy for a pirate at sea. MAY 2ND FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!<br />
<br />
Achem Class hoping for today ( one less lab) ayyeee!'<br />
<br />
Knox College Campus Alert system was tested and everyone received a phone call or a voicemail and 10:07 AM. Is campus safety trying to make sure that the alert system works so we are easily notified it's flunk day?<br />
<br />
THE lawns are being mowed. Is the Flunk upon us?!?!?!<br />
<br />
The hole by Old Main has been filled in! The construction site is still a mess, but the hole is gone, which they probably wouldn't want to still have on Flunk Day. Could this mean we're ready to Flunk?<br />
<br />
'''Flunk Day's Here'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Jingle Bells)<br />
<br />
Running through the Quads<br />
And banging on a pan<br />
Thank you Flunk Day Gods<br />
I'm your biggest fan<br />
I'm the Flunk Day King<br />
Yes this day's so tight<br />
And I just cannot help but sing<br />
This Flunking song tonight<br />
<br />
'''Chorus''':<br />
Oh, Flunk Day's here, Flunk Day's here<br />
Flunk Day's here today<br />
Oh, what fun it is to Flunk<br />
And Flunk the day away<br />
''Repeat''<br />
<br />
A day or two ago<br />
I thought I heard a Flunk<br />
But it was just a scare<br />
Though I had gotten drunk<br />
But now lay in the grass<br />
Because the email's here<br />
So let's please raise a Flunk Day glass<br />
And pass Deb Babe a beer<br />
<br />
Chorus x 2<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, May 3rd==<br />
Confirmed Flunk Day<br />
Custodial Intel<br />
TRAILERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED!!! <----- pics or it didn't happen!!<br />
<br />
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.<br />
Seems like everyone wants it to be this day. Any reason why it's not???<br />
<br />
The alma mater has 3 verses. MAY 3RD FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!<br />
<br />
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS DAY FOR THE FLUNKK???<br />
<br />
Not much on the Campus Events email for Wednesday...could it be?<br />
<br />
Its finally sunny outside! Perhaps a gift and prelude from the Flunk Gods?????<br />
<br />
Richard Stout's ECON 303 class just got cancelled for Wednesday and Thursday (Thursday class obviously had to be cancelled so we could recuperate from all that flunking.) FLUNK CONFIRMED.<br />
<br />
Baseball tho????? Or does it not matter????? (PROBABLY NOT)<br />
<br />
Fritz Klein, AKA Abraham Lincoln all dressed up, is FREE this day!!!!!!!!! THE FLUNK IS REAL! <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!! <---- you sure this is the right guy, though? He's also free Thursday and a few days next week.<br />
<br />
I took a nap this afternoon, and Deb Southern came to me in a dream. She spoke not a word, but held up three fingers. I asked her what it meant, but all she did was shake her head and laugh. Can anyone trained in dream interpretation tell me what this means?<br />
<br />
DOES ANYONE HAVE A 4-11 ON ROGER TAYLOR????????<br />
<br />
Word has it Terrie Saline is convinced flunk day is tomorrow, May 3rd, 2017, according to several of her student employees. As she is a topdog Knox administrator, I think this should be taken seriously.<br />
<br />
IT'S TOMORROW! Trailers have been spotted in the Best Western parking lot! <---- pics, y'all. <--- timestamp, etc. C'mon people!<br />
<br />
<br />
Flunk Day: a Haiku<br />
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />
please be tomorrow<br />
<br />
Alumnus from afar: We're feeling flunkyyyyyyyyy<br />
<br />
1:58AM: Has anyone spotted any flunkness yet?<br />
<br />
==Thursday, May 4th==<br />
<br />
Custodian Intel that THIS IS THE DAY!! <---confirmed by multiple sources<--- details plzzzz...<br />
<br />
There has been a email circulating around (apparently sent to the Knox College ITS or the information technology services)<--- somebody confirm if this is real (highly unlikely that this "released" email is real) <br />
<br />
could be. maybe. ponder on it<br />
<br />
It's this day Lincoln fest is May 6th, the only other viable date would be May 8th and that is too close to Lincoln fest. Unless, it's a week 8 flunk again. <---- Would they even consider doing 2 big events 1 day apart?? If it's not this week it must be week 8....<br />
<br />
There is a conference game [[https://www.knox.edu/calendar/date/05/04/2017 1] [http://prairiefire.knox.edu/schedule.aspx?path=mgolf 2]] for the Golf Team on this day, so it can't today.<----- Golf isn't really a real sport anyways and the flunk only waits for real athletes.<------CONFIRMED<-----FALSE flunk day gives no fucks about any athletes (anyone that plays golf is also an athelete, wikifire is not for value judgement or personal opinions, only #facts about flunk day being #confirmed)<----#golfisahobby<br />
<br />
Biochem 301 test gets pushed for Monday if Today.... what can I say.!<br />
<br />
Professor Eric Dickens confirms a Thursday flunkday by stating " I can 100% gurantee flunkday is Thursday, trust me"<br />
<br />
Smashmouth was formed in 1994. 4. MAY 4TH FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!<br />
<br />
May 4th. May the fourth be with you this flunk day. Space pirates. #FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED<br />
<br />
One guy checked out a DVD from the library on Monday. The DVD would normally have a due date of three days later, so Thursday. However, the due date reads 'Friday," suggesting the library is closed on Thursday for Flunk Day. #FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED <---- library worker here, chances are good that the due date is Friday at 1am, which would still be Thursday, as the library is open until 1am (if that makes any sense)<br />
<br />
Deb Southern seen charging radios in her office on Wednesday, could be today. Also when I was able to get in to a custodial closet (in CFA) they have charging stations all set up for the radios. COULD BE TODAY<br />
<br />
==Sunday, May 7th==<br />
Rally's birthday (a member of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]]). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it. <br />
<br />
==Monday, May 8th==<br />
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==Tuesday, May 9th==<br />
It's gonna be the 9th. [[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong. <---false, he has been wrong for many years in a row now. (Sorry JPow)<br />
<br />
The 9th is free STD testing day! What better way to celebrate THE FLUNK!<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, May 10th==<br />
Flunk Day 2016<br />
<br />
JPow's birthday, what better way to celebrate Flunktacularly?<br />
<br />
==Thursday, May 11th==<br />
<br />
Vir Das, distinguished Alumni comedian with a new special on Neflix, temporarily had his tour website updated with a flunk message! I took a screenshot: [http://imgur.com/a/Dcxc6]<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, September 19th==<br />
It's gotta be on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And you thought last year's flunk day was late. <br />
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[[Category:Flunk Day]]</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Flunk_Day_2017&diff=30618Flunk Day 20172017-05-03T12:23:43Z<p>Goose: /* Thursday, May 4th */</p>
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<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the fallacies; <br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
<br />
<br />
(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
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==That Flunk Though...==<br />
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!<br />
<br />
==Friday, August 12th==<br />
<br />
[[T-Amott]] confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy<br />
This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE<br />
<br />
[[Scott Roberts]] also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.<br />
<br />
[img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNycdfFEgBc/maxresdefault.jpg"<br />
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==Tuesday, November 8th==<br />
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW<br />
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==Tuesday, Febuary 28th==<br />
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game??? <br />
<br />
11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
==Friday, March 3rd==<br />
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at [[Cherry Street]] WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. <br />
<br />
12:22AM - Brothers of [[FIGI]] sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???<br />
<br />
==Saturday, March 4th==<br />
9:00PM Brothers of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]] hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of [[TKE]] as well as members of [[Sigma Nu]] and [[Sigma Chi]]. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets??? <br />
<br />
------------> CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, March 8th== <br />
Alumnus (alumnum?) [[Matt Sugai]] kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that they are not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 14th==<br />
~5:00 PM - [http://imgur.com/qg6dVdA] <br />
The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil? <br />
<br />
11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.<br />
<br />
9:05 PM [[Teresa Amott]] spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????<br />
<br />
==Thursday, March 16th==<br />
1:27 AM [[Scott Roberts]] (landlord of the [[yellows]]) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.<br />
<br />
==Monday, March 20th==<br />
<br />
This was the first day of spring. [[Theresa Amott]] was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 21st==<br />
8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day. <br />
<br />
PICTURE CONFIRMATION [http://imgur.com/a/Qxmno] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, March 22nd==<br />
<br />
FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!<br />
<br />
==Thursday, March 23rd==<br />
<br />
KEG IN THE [[QUADS]]!<br />
<br />
Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???<br />
<br />
<br />
REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is [[Teresa Amott]] possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [http://imgur.com/6PGZpXJ] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES <br />
<br />
==Monday, March 27th==<br />
Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!<br />
<br />
4:53PM - [[Mark Holmes]] encourages his Open Studio students to 'dig' through their notes from past years to create an artist statement. Does he want us to dig something else??? Only time will tell.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 28th==<br />
12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???<br />
<br />
7:21PM Two members of TKS overheard in founders planning the flunk day issue!???!! Seems kind of soon doesn't it???? <---what will tks DIG up this year??<br />
<br />
10:46AM - [[Peter Bailey]] is wearing a tie with geckos on it. His lizard is showing, this means we're getting close.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, March 30th==<br />
3:42PM - [[Emma Lister]] caught wearing skull and cross-bone earrings. She's definitely a pirate. <---- not like we haven't know this though <--- GOD BLESS EMMA LISTER <br />
<br />
3:55PM - Members of videocorp seen taking a strange shot of [[Ben Smolinski]] looking confused and taking his shirt off in the sculpture studio in The Whitcomb Art Center. When asked what this strange video was about, they were bound to resist giving an answer. [[Tristian Yi]], flunk day planner??? [[Joe Connors]], internal conspiracist??? We need more information to confirm!!!!!! <br />
<br />
==Friday, March 31st==<br />
Word has it there will be a ceremonial ground breaking tonight. <br />
<br />
==Monday, April 3rd==<br />
This will be the day. This is it.<br />
<br />
PREDICT FLUNK DAY STARTS TODAY. 11:30am to 12:30pm, 5:30 to 6:30pm in front on the Caf. Come through and earn prizes!<br />
<br />
^^^ umm... flunk day planners definitely on the wikifire right here trying to throw us off course!! <----- confirmed<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 4th==<br />
11:54AM - 3 cuties seen wielding a single shovel in a very specific formation through the quads.....we know what's coming.<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 5th==<br />
12:00AM - The mud pit gasps their first, glorious breath of the season.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 6th==<br />
Andrew Salemi sends out email inviting students for free ice cream and board games. Obviously overflow from Flunk Day supplies. Possibly the first ever Flunk Day on a Friday and an Admitted Students Day.<br />
<br />
==Sunday, April 9th==<br />
<br />
SPOTTED: Pepsi stand east of Gizmo patio. Leftover from Prairie Fire Fest- keeping it out for an early flunk???<br />
Trash cans still lining area outside Gizmo patio. Easier access for an early flunk.<br />
<br />
==Monday, April 10th==<br />
12:37AM - Still no word on who's a [[friar]] yet... Is Flunk Day even happening this year??? Who is a planner??? HOW DO WE NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION YET???????????<br />
<br />
I GOT A FACULTY EMAIL that talks about organizing the soft ball team. I say two weeks tops. They don't need more time than that to organize. A reminder email will be sent out the day of/before. I will get this one too!!! <---- god bless this person<br />
<br />
Coms Office Releases THIS ARTICLE ABOUT PREDICTING FLUNK DAY https://www.knox.edu/news/a-pocket-guide-to-predicting-flunk-day -----> They seem a little TOO insistent that they don't know when it is. I think they know.<br />
<br />
!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGGEEEEEEEE! Also check out Peter Bailey's prediction ......<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 11th==<br />
<br />
Where is the "flunk day is a privilege" email??? Deb Southern wyd<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 12th==<br />
Williston Hall seems to be awfully loud tonight. Do the quiet ones know something?<br />
<br />
Sam Duffy changed her profile picture to a Flunk Day throwback. She's on the inside... trust me.<br />
<br />
Looks like the planners are going in for a late flunk again this year:<br />
Evidence: <br />
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1. No Flunk Day email has been sent out yet. NONE. NADA. The email is sent out pretty early in the term<br />
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2. Do any seniors know if they are friars yet? NO scares in the quads (yet! wait for it, Freshies) <br />
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3. The mud pit is DRY, even though I heard that some Sig Chi and SNu had top secret agenda paperwork piling up in their basements regarding some flunkin' important matters<br />
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4. Grass has not been mowed....Can someone find out when the grass is scheduled to be mowed next?<br />
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5. Flunk Day T-shirts are not sold yet (Did UB forget that we are not stupid and that FLUNK is to happen few weeks after they start selling the t-shirts???)<br />
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Flunk Spirit *R.I.P.*<br />
*ALL around campus there is a shortage of drunk people. Wake up and take a shot ya tokers, the Flunk might be closer than you think.*<br />
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==Thursday, April 13th==<br />
Direct source from planners, it's today🍆🍆🍆 ---> CONFIRMED<br />
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6:46 PM Fiji blasting music and playing basketball. Have their Alumni told them the date of the flunk? <----Conspiracy<br />
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"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like flunk day all the time." -Anonymous<br />
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==Sunday, April 16th==<br />
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[11:00pm] Y'ALL we all need to STEP IT UP and start hyping up the FLUNK!!!! I can't sustain the wiki fire by myself.....flunk day is about TEAMWORK! LET'S DO THIS. That being said it's definitely tomorrow <--- CONFIRMED < ----------- COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. IT IS SO DEAD IM EMBARRASSED<br />
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==Monday, April 17th==<br />
<br />
The Freshman were all given Flunk Day Survival Info from their RAs before last Monday. Any day now is officially open to being Flunk Day. <br />
Let the predictions flow like a ship at sea. AAAAARRRRRGH! IT's GAME ON! ---> CONFIRMED. [2:10 pm] Talked to a freshman in my class and she said her suite had the Flunk Day talk last week. Another freshman told me they had theirs two weekends ago.<br />
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Admitted Students Days are over. Where's the email, Deb???<br />
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[9:18 pm] Email from Andrew Salemi announcing that Flunk Day shirts can be ordered online NOW! (what happened to tabling ppl? truly a lost art) This is not a drill.<br />
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==Tuesday, April 18th==<br />
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Taiko Drum circle was moved from this day to sunday.....could it be?<br />
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Merchandise email is out!!! the time is near.... any day now<br />
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also...who are our planners???? would help bunches <-- they are shadows in the dark a.k.a we will never know<br />
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[10:56 am] Deb Southern has sent the email. Flunk season has begun. <-----CONFIRMED!<br />
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TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA OUR DEB BABE HAS SENT THE FLUNK EMAIL!<br />
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==Wednesday, April 19th==<br />
Probably not this day seeing as it is the Almost There Fair for Seniors to pick up their caps and gowns (and also donate money to the school).<br />
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It's B.G.'s birthday...could the planners be trying to combine to drunk catastrophe's into one day to minimize damage? Seems likely.<br />
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[3:10 pm] SPOTTED: TKS editors [[Rachel Landman]] and [[Erika Riley]] carrying newspapers down hallway of Seymour. They went in the campus life office. Could be the Flunk Day issue???<----FALSE TKS does NOT know when flunk day is, they just make an issue earlier in the term so they can print it on the day when they find out just like everyone else. <-------True only 4 people know when Flunk day is: New campus life person that has replaced Travis, 2 flunk day planners from UB, and one school person (T Amott) <---- False. Many more than 4 people know. Admissions so they don't schedule tours. Deb Southern and other people in OSD. Campus Safety so they can be prepares to try (ha!) to stop the mud pit. The administration is ripe with information. <----True. TKS isn't the admin, but they definitely print in advance and give the issue to Campus Life.<br />
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==Thursday, April 20th==<br />
<br />
Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?<br />
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Could this be the first 4/20 Flunk? Rumor has it one of the secret planners is a hard core stoner...<br />
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a 4/20 flunk day could be huge!! there are mostly club meetings but no big events so it is a big possibility. at least it would be a good day to scare the freshies for the first time!<br />
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Does anyone know if they're a friar yet??!?!?! NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!<br />
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Lots of people posting on facebook today about Smashmouth. Could this finally be our year?<br />
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==Friday, April 21st==<br />
Everyone knows it's an established rule that flunk day is never on a Friday, but riddle me this- do pirates follow the rules?<br />
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You could take photos with fruit in the caf today. Basically flunk day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 23==<br />
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Vlad spotted on campus.<br />
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Vlad was also spotted drinking heavily with senior [[Riya Tiwari]] Saturday night. His direct quotes "let the flunk season begin!!!!" <br />
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Senior [[Riya Tiwari]] has posted her flunk jug. ------>THIS COULD BE HUGE<br />
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SPOTTED ON CAMPUS MOVING STUFF BACK AND FORTH!!! <---- What kind of stuff? Details, ''PLEASE''! <----- A bag full of human skulls and 5 torches!!!<br />
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'''FLUNK DAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED!!''' Koreen is at the Gizmo, after hours!!<br />
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The Pirates beat the Yankees today, so we're DEFINITELY flunking tomorrow<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ARE ON!!!!! <------time stamp? (Smh, freshman?) Mailroom lights are always on unless you are speaking of the office part inside<br />
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==Monday, April 24th==<br />
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Today there's a NYTimes journalist coming to campus and the new Parke Ethicist-in-Residence thing is happening. Big enough to stop the Flunk? Maybe not. <----- ethicist is here all week as it's a residency, flunk day is still a possibility. <---- and she's an alum, so she's familiar with flunk day! maybe that's why they chose her???<br />
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First scare of the season!!!<br />
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Janitorial got 6 large boxes of floor cleaner. Prep for post-Flunk clean-up? #Confirmed<br />
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People who ordered shirts- have they arrived yet??? PLS RESPOND <--- I haven't heard anything!<br />
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There's construction happening on the east side of Old Main and there's a big hole in the ground. Maybe Flunk Day won't happen until that's done? I don't think it's out of the question, but it seems like a bad idea to have a bunch of drunk people running around with that. I'm sure Facilities knows when Flunk Day is.<br />
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Members of Union Board have received their shirts at their weekly meeting. We could be flunkin' any day now, all is fair from here on!<-----confirmed <br />
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Staff members will get their flunk day shirts on Wednesday? So it couldn't be on Tuesday <br />
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10: 55 PM Fijis are shouting. This should be normal behavior except they're shouting "flunk day!!!!" do they know something?<br />
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==Tuesday, April 25th==<br />
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T. Amott canceled the fundraising event for Merrit and moved it to next monday -------->>>> confirmed<br />
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Previous Flunk Day planner has leaked that THIS IS THE DAY <------ CONFIRMED #COLTRON <------no patience for fake news, pics or it didn't happen<br />
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Dean Behling spotted landing a nollie kickflip down down the steps of the gizmo pattio. SHE IS FEELING THE FLUNK <---------- CONFIRMED. SHE ALSO LANDED A VARIAL OFF OF THE ALUMNI HALL FRONT STEPS.<br />
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huddled group of freshman overheard muttering about how they "...just wish flunk day would be done already" as they cast wary eyes around looking for snooping seniors, who might wake them up a tad early again, just to fuck with them.<br />
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FLUNK DAY APPAREL IS IN<br />
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Overheard a librarian explaining Flunk Day to a student worker. She thinks it's going to be an early Flunk.<br />
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Everyone knows we've been rooting for a Smashmouth flunk for the past few years. According to the band's website, there are no shows booked between April 22 and May 13. Could it be that they're making a stop in The Burg between shows????????<br />
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"All Star" by Smashmouth was playing in the mailroom this morning...sign of the flunk?? Do they know something we don't?<br />
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Andrew Salemi extends signup deadline for Big Pink Volleyball. Does it mean anything?????<br />
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==Wednesday, April 26th==<br />
FLUNK DAY FRIAR INFO STILL NOT SENT OUT. SURPRISE FLUNK FOR ALL??<br />
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Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction?<br />
⬆️ Same for his Econ 303 syllabus.<br />
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HEAR, HEAR MY FELLOW KNOXIES:<br />
Evidence shows that this day VERY CLEARLY can be the long awaited, the most drunk, flunk day of the century.<br />
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Now, What evidence do I have you might say?<br />
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1. T Amott Cancelled her fancy reception for Tuesday, preparing for the Flunk?<br />
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2. There is supposed to be a track and field meet in Des Moines, but this IS NOT happening<br />
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3. Greek Week has something scheduled for each day of the week, except this one. It is "wear jeans" day. Knowing that Greek week is organized by people in Campus Life, the same offices where our FLUNK <br />
DAY is planned DID THEY HINT NOT TO PUT ANY EVENT UP THIS DAY BECAUSE WE'RE FLUNKIN'?<br />
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4. It is the day after AnSo Senior Research Draft is due<-------------AnSo professors would reward you for such an effort with flunk, wouldn't they? <------#AnSotheory<br />
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Suspicious trucks at econo lodge and mall parking lot?? Flunk day confirmed???<br />
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"Just saw this at a computer that was left logged in at the library, I logged out but got some good insight, this sorority girl knows her shit" :<br />
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5. UB has not gotten their shirts yet, which always happens before the day<br />
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6. Two confirmed planners, the UB advisor, and a suspected planner were at Walmart on a SUNDAY/today (cannot be part of normal UB business, therefore 100% Flunk related)<br />
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7. The shirts are in but still need to be distributed to people that ordered them. Shirts are likely to be distributed across multiple days (unconfirmed and possibly misunderstood) <-- The can put them in mailboxes day-of<br />
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8.Unconfirmed but someone says the purple shirts are not in (for staff day-of) <-----staff members get their shirts on Wednesday? Can someone confirm?<br />
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9. Athletic events have been cancelled day-of in the past<br />
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10. Weather forecast gives no indication of date because it is decided upon way before and they will not move it at the last minute<---------weather forecast for Wednesday is rainy, easier access to the mudpit?<br />
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11. Unlikely to be close to or past May 10th because a current planner caught a lot of shit for it last year<br />
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Make of this what you will. The first viable date for Flunk day is this Wednesday.<br />
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Coltan Parker's Ass spotted hanging out the shotgun window of a blue subaru impreza as it drove by SMC. The numbers 04 were on his left cheek and 26 on his right. It may be a sign, or simply a deceptive trick. Who's to say?<br />
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pirate flag spotted in one of betas windows. Do they know something we don't? <------ no they just like getting drunk and talking about booty<br />
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The shirts are out for pick up tonight?!?! <br />
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Flunk Day Snapchat filter has yet to be approved (needs 2 days for approval), so it's not today. <-------this makes zero fucking sense? so maybe the planners sent it ago 2 days ago? <--- Can confirm it was only sent today!! <br />
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Johnny Banham. Spanish Study master. Has been spotted not doing his homework. Flunk day confirmed. <----- True I'm looking at him right now. FAKE NEWS<br />
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Justin Dad cut his hair. Flunk day so confirmed. FAKE NEWS<br />
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Angry Ginger Driscol has been calm for a week. A sign of flunk. FAKE NEWS<br />
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Andrew Salami extends Big Pink deadline from 8:00 Wednesday morning to 4:00 Thursday afternoon...does he know drunken flunkers will be too preoccupied to sign up tomorrow morning?!?!<br />
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8:58 PM There is NO WAY flunk day is tomorrow? There is someone important (ethicist?) staying on campus for the rest of the week? <---------Might be staying at a hotel (also they're a knox alum??)<br />
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9:00 PM Would flunk day be held the same week as Greek week? Possibly not? <--------can someone confirm if Flunk day has been held during Greek week in the past? (the school would not want to possibly relate it to heavy drinking)<------but the flunk day planners might ;)<br />
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Craig Southern seen shitting in the mud pit and cackling wildly with an eye patch over his left eye and a parrot flying around his head. <---------CONFIRMED!<br />
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IMPORTANT: Andrew insisted on keeping his door closed this morning in the campus life office-last minute flunk preparations???? ALSO: he said last week he was worried that the shirts might not come in time, and they only got here today..........FLUNK FLUNK FLUNK!!!!<br />
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SUSPICIOUS THINGS SIGHTED IN HOTEL PARKING LOTS- FLUNK DAY SPIRITS HAVE SENT UNMARKED VANS AND A BEAUTIFUL OPOSSUM TO US<------can anyone confirm this w/ trucks in walmart parking lot?-----> USE A TIME STAMP and pics or it didn't happen!<br />
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10.52 PM This just in. Vlad is drinking at the bars celebrating that "he got a job in NYC" could this just be a lie to drink before the night? P.S: he never casually goes out to the bars on Tuesdays for a drink. <--------wouldn't he be working or organizing and making sure everything is perfect if it was flunk day tomorrow?<-------#FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED #DRINKWITHTHEPLANNERS<br />
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11:11 PM Zangers were spotted at Walmart picking up alcohol word is that they know flunk day is tomorrow. Flunk day Confirmed. <-----Did they forget that they graduated?<---Definitely not flunk day then<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ON.... FLUNK CONFIRMED<br />
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12:18 AM Raub-Sellew RA spotted mudpit-digging activity. Campus Safety spotted at the Quads loading dock. Do we need more evidence?<br />
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12:19 am all is quiet..... too quiet🤔<br />
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9: 45 AM Walked to the wrong class because too hungover. We will just have to wait for the flunk to arrive I guess.<br />
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9:00 PM THE FRIARS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!! JUST IN TIME FOR A TOMORROW FLUNK???<br />
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==Thursday, April 27th==<br />
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There's a dining etiquette dinner tonight, so there's NO WAY it could be today. <- This is planned way after flunk day<br />
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Craig mentioned how it could be the end of April. MAYBE <- He doesnt know when flunk day is<br />
Casual Labor has been called in to work at 6am to set up <--- casual labor doesn't do set up maintenance does<br />
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Sharon Clayton overheard discussing the potential for her staff to work on Flunk Day if they need to escape into a bit of normality. While the working may not happen, the flunking may be today.<br />
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5:55pm pirates spotted in Galesburg pillaging liquor stores in preparation for the flunk!<br />
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6:58pm the softball game scheduled for tomorrow doesn't appear on the Midwest conference site or the Robert Morris softball schedule. It appears only on knox's schedule.. <------- CONFIRMED!!!! FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW! <----asked a softball player, CONFIRM CONFIRMED <br />
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8:28 supposed Track and Field meet with Drake NOT on Drake's schedule <--------FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED<----they were supposed to, coach just decided they didn't need to <- False, they didnt make it to the finals<br />
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9: 11 PM There is a speaker on campus tomorrow so it can't be tomorrow <- FALSE<br />
10:08 PM Confirmed from a trustworthy faculty member that Flunk is not Monday. Can't be next week due to scheduled baseball games and conference golf tournament. Barring a second consecutive week 8 Flunk day, it IS in fact TOMORROW! You heard it here first...<br />
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10:55 PM if no one shows up to class tomorrow can we make our own flunk day? <----- there's one every year...<br />
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11:42 PM Junior jumpstart is today. No chance, people. <---------doesn't matter<br />
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12:01 am planners were seen at cherry street drinking. Friar emails are out. It's flunk day tomorrow guys. Get turnt!<br />
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12:04 am people heard yelling "IT'S FLUNK DAYYYY!!"<br />
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Student development VP Anne overheard asking Senate President Tevin if Senate was "still" meeting tonight. Is it because she wants senators to rest up before the big day? Are we sure a Friday Flunk isn't in our future?<br />
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==Friday, April 28th==<br />
Flunk Day 2014<br />
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"it's never on a Friday"<br />
"it can't be Friday"<br />
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AnSo Senior Research Due so probably not this day<---How is this proof of any kind? Work is due every day <----FALSE. AnSo senior research professors are known for their kind hearts and great minds and would NEVER schedule something inappropriately. This isn't just homework it's a senior research that took over the course of an entire year.<br />
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A Friday Flunk will be a clusterfuck. Don't let it happen. Or let it!!!!!<br />
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==Saturday, April 29th==<br />
Flunk Day 2015<br />
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A Saturday flunk is NOT out of the question guys....THINK ABOUT IT<br />
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10:00 pm: Craig Southern and Koreen Kerfoot seen in the Campus Life Office. Impending Flunk plans? What else is there to discuss so late at night?<br />
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==Sunday, April 30th==<br />
2:30PM ANDREW SALEMI SEEN ENTERING THE DARK CAMPUS LIFE OFFICE?? WHY WOULD HE BE HERE ON A WEEKEND UNLESS IT WAS THE FLUNK TOMORROW?? <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!<br />
DIG THE MUDPIT!!!<br />
Thar be a flunkday on the horizon!! Flunk ho!!<br />
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11:52pm tomorrow its gonna be may #flunkday<br />
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==Monday, May 1st==<br />
Andrew Salemi looked too calm. Must be a Monday flunk. #confirmed<br />
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Flunk Day 2013<br />
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Vlad P reportedly cancelled a Skype interview with a very lucrative company for this day, rescheduling it for an earlier date...could he be preparing to not interview while trashed?<br />
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Peter Bailey spotted telling AIPEF group that if he could participate in their flunk day predictions he would put $50 dollars on this day...*hint hint*<br />
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Not much on the calendar today. THIS COULD BE HUGE!<br />
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CRAIG FLINCHED WHEN WE SAID MAY 1ST. IT COULD BE THIS DAY <------Craig does not know!<br />
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Craig has one child. MAY 1ST?<br />
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Grace Neubauer '16's grad school in Germany is closed today, do they have knowledge of the Flunk?!?!?<br />
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An anagram of Andrew Salemi's name is "Alarmed News I" and I is the roman numeral for 1!!!!!!! FLUNK CONFIRMED <br />
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Education Department Secretary, Barbara, was overheard telling a student that an email is sent to staff asking for volunteers on the flunk approximately one week before the flunk. As of last Weds., no email was sent. Could the Flunk be this week?!?!?!?<br />
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TKE and BETA are throwing a block party on Saturday? TOGETHER? These two frats were the biggest rivals 4 years ago and would not even talk to each other. Look at how far we've come. I think it's a sign from the flunk gods <-----Monday Flunk confirmed<br />
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ELEANOR KAHN SAID IT'S MONDAY<-------- PROOF???<br />
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THE KNOX FOX CLAIMS TO NOT KNOW WHEN IT IS???? THE MASCOT SHOULD HAVE THIS INFORMATION???? IS FLUNK DAY EVEN REAL?!?!?<br />
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BASEBALL GAME RESCHEDULED FOR MONDAY AND APPEARS ON BOTH OUR SCHEDULE AND THE IC SCHEDULE.... SO FLUNK DAY IS NOT MONDAY!!!! <-------confirmed looks like we are looking at a week 8 flunk day again.... <------ I don't think the planners take reschedules into account, do they???<br />
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National Couple Appreciation Day is observed on May 1st. Is there anything more romantic than flunk day?!?! FLUNK CONFIRMED <----- FLUNK IN LOVE<br />
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Faculty Meeting is Monday! = DEFINITELY NOT GONNA HAPPEN TODAY <----- I feel like this could be rescheduled pretty easily <-------- faculty member here, it possibly could, but there's so much to vote on, it would set us back too much. Flunk Days probably never going to be on a Faculty Meeting day. <---- shoutout to whatever faculty member that is keeping up with the wikifire. you are a hero.<br />
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[2:00 pm] FLUNK DAY PREDICTOR SENT OUT BY OFFICIAL KNOX EMAIL? Is this a sign?? <----- All the results say tomorrow...do they ''literally'' mean tomorrow?????? <---- Yes, bc it was sent out at 2:00 pm. 2. May 2. #CONFIRMED <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!<br />
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THE Knox College Facebook page released a video that is 52 seconds long. 52...5-2...May 2nd...FLUNK CONFIRMED!<br />
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'''Flunk Day Waltz'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Christmas Waltz)<br />
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Frosted beer bottles<br />
Friars yelling outside<br />
Squirrels mating in the tree<br />
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Flunk Day's on its way<br />
It's filled with things<br />
Things for you and for me<br />
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'''Chorus''':<br />
It's that time of year<br />
When the world falls in Flunk<br />
Every song you hear seems to say<br />
"Happy Flunk Day,<br />
May your Flunkiest dreams come true"<br />
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And this song of mine<br />
In three quarter time<br />
Wishes you and yours<br />
Happy Flunk Day, too<br />
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Repeat Chorus<br />
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==Tuesday, May 2nd==<br />
Milk Route and Baseball today. Not a Flunk!!! <----- Milk Route does NOT stop the Flunk. The English department has already said that it will just be the week after.<br />
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[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."<br />
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Startled squirrels dropped berries from a tree in the CFA art bowl, forming the number "2". Flunk day #confirmed??????<br />
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The Knox Fox Facebook has harassing seniors for flunk day information?!?!? Is this all a trick??????? Why doesn't the fox know??? The Fox is not a senior CONFIRMED. <br />
FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED.<br />
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The Hustle Fitness class is today, and that CANNOT be rescheduled. DEFINITELY not today. <----- Confirmed!!!!<br />
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Joanne's Fabric says that "a lot of people have been buying feathers tonight" <---- For pirate captain hats for flunk tomorrow??????<br />
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May 2nd is Scurvy Awareness Day. Seriously, people! Scurvy is the greatest enemy for a pirate at sea. MAY 2ND FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!<br />
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Achem Class hoping for today ( one less lab) ayyeee!'<br />
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Knox College Campus Alert system was tested and everyone received a phone call or a voicemail and 10:07 AM. Is campus safety trying to make sure that the alert system works so we are easily notified it's flunk day?<br />
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THE lawns are being mowed. Is the Flunk upon us?!?!?!<br />
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The hole by Old Main has been filled in! The construction site is still a mess, but the hole is gone, which they probably wouldn't want to still have on Flunk Day. Could this mean we're ready to Flunk?<br />
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'''Flunk Day's Here'''<br />
(Sing to the tune of Jingle Bells)<br />
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Running through the Quads<br />
And banging on a pan<br />
Thank you Flunk Day Gods<br />
I'm your biggest fan<br />
I'm the Flunk Day King<br />
Yes this day's so tight<br />
And I just cannot help but sing<br />
This Flunking song tonight<br />
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'''Chorus''':<br />
Oh, Flunk Day's here, Flunk Day's here<br />
Flunk Day's here today<br />
Oh, what fun it is to Flunk<br />
And Flunk the day away<br />
''Repeat''<br />
<br />
A day or two ago<br />
I thought I heard a Flunk<br />
But it was just a scare<br />
Though I had gotten drunk<br />
But now lay in the grass<br />
Because the email's here<br />
So let's please raise a Flunk Day glass<br />
And pass Deb Babe a beer<br />
<br />
Chorus x 2<br />
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==Wednesday, May 3rd==<br />
Confirmed Flunk Day<br />
Custodial Intel<br />
TRAILERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED!!! <----- pics or it didn't happen!!<br />
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Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.<br />
Seems like everyone wants it to be this day. Any reason why it's not???<br />
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The alma mater has 3 verses. MAY 3RD FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!<br />
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS DAY FOR THE FLUNKK???<br />
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Not much on the Campus Events email for Wednesday...could it be?<br />
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Its finally sunny outside! Perhaps a gift and prelude from the Flunk Gods?????<br />
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Richard Stout's ECON 303 class just got cancelled for Wednesday and Thursday (Thursday class obviously had to be cancelled so we could recuperate from all that flunking.) FLUNK CONFIRMED.<br />
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Baseball tho????? Or does it not matter????? (PROBABLY NOT)<br />
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Fritz Klein, AKA Abraham Lincoln all dressed up, is FREE this day!!!!!!!!! THE FLUNK IS REAL! <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!! <---- you sure this is the right guy, though? He's also free Thursday and a few days next week.<br />
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I took a nap this afternoon, and Deb Southern came to me in a dream. She spoke not a word, but held up three fingers. I asked her what it meant, but all she did was shake her head and laugh. Can anyone trained in dream interpretation tell me what this means?<br />
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DOES ANYONE HAVE A 4-11 ON ROGER TAYLOR????????<br />
<br />
Word has it Terrie Saline is convinced flunk day is tomorrow, May 3rd, 2017, according to several of her student employees. As she is a topdog Knox administrator, I think this should be taken seriously.<br />
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IT'S TOMORROW! Trailers have been spotted in the Best Western parking lot! <---- pics, y'all. <--- timestamp, etc. C'mon people!<br />
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Flunk Day: a Haiku<br />
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />
please be tomorrow<br />
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Alumnus from afar: We're feeling flunkyyyyyyyyy<br />
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1:58AM: Has anyone spotted any flunkness yet?<br />
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==Thursday, May 4th==<br />
<br />
Custodian Intel that THIS IS THE DAY!! <---confirmed by multiple sources<--- details plzzzz...<br />
<br />
There has been a email circulating around (apparently sent to the Knox College ITS or the information technology services)<--- somebody confirm if this is real (highly unlikely that this "released" email is real) <br />
<br />
could be. maybe. ponder on it<br />
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It's this day Lincoln fest is May 6th, the only other viable date would be May 8th and that is too close to Lincoln fest. Unless, it's a week 8 flunk again. <---- Would they even consider doing 2 big events 1 day apart?? If it's not this week it must be week 8....<br />
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There is a conference game [[https://www.knox.edu/calendar/date/05/04/2017 1] [http://prairiefire.knox.edu/schedule.aspx?path=mgolf 2]] for the Golf Team on this day, so it can't today.<----- Golf isn't really a real sport anyways and the flunk only waits for real athletes.<------CONFIRMED<-----FALSE flunk day gives no fucks about any athletes (anyone that plays golf is also an athelete, wikifire is not for value judgement or personal opinions, only #facts about flunk day being #confirmed)<----#golfisahobby<br />
<br />
Biochem 301 test gets pushed for Monday if Today.... what can I say.!<br />
<br />
Professor Eric Dickens confirms a Thursday flunkday by stating " I can 100% gurantee flunkday is Thursday, trust me"<br />
<br />
Smashmouth was formed in 1994. 4. MAY 4TH FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!<br />
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May 4th. May the fourth be with you this flunk day. Space pirates. #FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED<br />
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One guy checked out a DVD from the library on Monday. The DVD would normally have a due date of three days later, so Thursday. However, the due date reads 'Friday," suggesting the library is closed on Thursday for Flunk Day. #FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED <---- library worker here, chances are good that the due date is Friday at 1am, which would still be Thursday, as the library is open until 1am (if that makes any sense)<br />
<br />
Deb Southern seen charing radios in her office on Wednesday, could be today. Also when I was able to get in to a custodial closet (in CFA)they have charging stations all set up for the radios. COULD BE TODAY<br />
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==Sunday, May 7th==<br />
Rally's birthday (a member of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]]). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it. <br />
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==Monday, May 8th==<br />
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==Tuesday, May 9th==<br />
It's gonna be the 9th. [[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong. <---false, he has been wrong for many years in a row now. (Sorry JPow)<br />
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The 9th is free STD testing day! What better way to celebrate THE FLUNK!<br />
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==Wednesday, May 10th==<br />
Flunk Day 2016<br />
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JPow's birthday, what better way to celebrate Flunktacularly?<br />
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==Thursday, May 11th==<br />
<br />
Vir Das, distinguished Alumni comedian with a new special on Neflix, temporarily had his tour website updated with a flunk message! I took a screenshot: [http://imgur.com/a/Dcxc6]<br />
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==Tuesday, September 19th==<br />
It's gotta be on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And you thought last year's flunk day was late. <br />
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[[Category:Flunk Day]]</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Hannah_Lee&diff=30589Hannah Lee2017-05-03T01:16:06Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>not to be confused with Hana Lee a former Improver. Hannah is a current improver, she kicks tush and is one of the most innocent people you are ever likely to meet on campus. Don't underestimate her, shell play coy and shy but then rise to the top.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Flunk_Day_2017&diff=30399Flunk Day 20172017-04-26T01:07:15Z<p>Goose: /* Monday, May 1st */</p>
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<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the fallacies; <br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
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Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
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(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
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==That Flunk Though...==<br />
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!<br />
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==Friday, August 12th==<br />
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[[T-Amott]] confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy<br />
This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE<br />
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[[Scott Roberts]] also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.<br />
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[img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNycdfFEgBc/maxresdefault.jpg"<br />
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==Tuesday, November 8th==<br />
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW<br />
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==Tuesday, Febuary 28th==<br />
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game??? <br />
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11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED<br />
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==Friday, March 3rd==<br />
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at [[Cherry Street]] WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. <br />
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12:22AM - Brothers of [[FIGI]] sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???<br />
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==Saturday, March 4th==<br />
9:00PM Brothers of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]] hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of [[TKE]] as well as members of [[Sigma Nu]] and [[Sigma Chi]]. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets??? <br />
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------------> CONFIRMED<br />
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Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE<br />
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==Wednesday, March 8th== <br />
Alumnus (alumnum?) [[Matt Sugai]] kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that they are not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???<br />
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==Tuesday, March 14th==<br />
~5:00 PM - [http://imgur.com/qg6dVdA] <br />
The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil? <br />
<br />
11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.<br />
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9:05 PM [[Teresa Amott]] spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????<br />
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==Thursday, March 16th==<br />
1:27 AM [[Scott Roberts]] (landlord of the [[yellows]]) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.<br />
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==Monday, March 20th==<br />
<br />
This was the first day of spring. [[Theresa Amott]] was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.<br />
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==Tuesday, March 21st==<br />
8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day. <br />
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PICTURE CONFIRMATION [http://imgur.com/a/Qxmno] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.<br />
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==Wednesday, March 22nd==<br />
<br />
FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!<br />
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==Thursday, March 23rd==<br />
<br />
KEG IN THE [[QUADS]]!<br />
<br />
Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???<br />
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<br />
REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is [[Teresa Amott]] possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [http://imgur.com/6PGZpXJ] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES <br />
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==Monday, March 27th==<br />
Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!<br />
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4:53PM - [[Mark Holmes]] encourages his Open Studio students to 'dig' through their notes from past years to create an artist statement. Does he want us to dig something else??? Only time will tell.<br />
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==Tuesday, March 28th==<br />
12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???<br />
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7:21PM Two members of TKS overheard in founders planning the flunk day issue!???!! Seems kind of soon doesn't it???? <---what will tks DIG up this year??<br />
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10:46AM - [[Peter Bailey]] is wearing a tie with geckos on it. His lizard is showing, this means we're getting close.<br />
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==Thursday, March 30th==<br />
3:42PM - [[Emma Lister]] caught wearing skull and cross-bone earrings. She's definitely a pirate. <---- not like we haven't know this though <--- GOD BLESS EMMA LISTER <br />
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3:55PM - Members of videocorp seen taking a strange shot of [[Ben Smolinski]] looking confused and taking his shirt off in the sculpture studio in The Whitcomb Art Center. When asked what this strange video was about, they were bound to resist giving an answer. [[Tristian Yi]], flunk day planner??? [[Joe Connors]], internal conspiracist??? We need more information to confirm!!!!!! <br />
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==Friday, March 31st==<br />
Word has it there will be a ceremonial ground breaking tonight. <br />
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==Monday, April 3rd==<br />
This will be the day. This is it.<br />
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PREDICT FLUNK DAY STARTS TODAY. 11:30am to 12:30pm, 5:30 to 6:30pm in front on the Caf. Come through and earn prizes!<br />
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^^^ umm... flunk day planners definitely on the wikifire right here trying to throw us off course!! <----- confirmed<br />
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==Tuesday, April 4th==<br />
11:54AM - 3 cuties seen wielding a single shovel in a very specific formation through the quads.....we know what's coming.<br />
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==Wednesday, April 5th==<br />
12:00AM - The mud pit gasps their first, glorious breath of the season.<br />
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==Thursday, April 6th==<br />
Andrew Salemi sends out email inviting students for free ice cream and board games. Obviously overflow from Flunk Day supplies. Possibly the first ever Flunk Day on a Friday and an Admitted Students Day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 9th==<br />
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SPOTTED: Pepsi stand east of Gizmo patio. Leftover from Prairie Fire Fest- keeping it out for an early flunk???<br />
Trash cans still lining area outside Gizmo patio. Easier access for an early flunk.<br />
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==Monday, April 10th==<br />
12:37AM - Still no word on who's a [[friar]] yet... Is Flunk Day even happening this year??? Who is a planner??? HOW DO WE NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION YET???????????<br />
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I GOT A FACULTY EMAIL that talks about organizing the soft ball team. I say two weeks tops. They don't need more time than that to organize. A reminder email will be sent out the day of/before. I will get this one too!!! <---- god bless this person<br />
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Coms Office Releases THIS ARTICLE ABOUT PREDICTING FLUNK DAY https://www.knox.edu/news/a-pocket-guide-to-predicting-flunk-day -----> They seem a little TOO insistent that they don't know when it is. I think they know.<br />
<br />
!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGGEEEEEEEE! Also check out Peter Bailey's prediction ......<br />
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==Tuesday, April 11th==<br />
<br />
Where is the "flunk day is a privilege" email??? Deb Southern wyd<br />
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==Wednesday, April 12th==<br />
Williston Hall seems to be awfully loud tonight. Do the quiet ones know something?<br />
<br />
Sam Duffy changed her profile picture to a Flunk Day throwback. She's on the inside... trust me.<br />
<br />
Looks like the planners are going in for a late flunk again this year:<br />
Evidence: <br />
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1. No Flunk Day email has been sent out yet. NONE. NADA. The email is sent out pretty early in the term<br />
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2. Do any seniors know if they are friars yet? NO scares in the quads (yet! wait for it, Freshies) <br />
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3. The mud pit is DRY, even though I heard that some Sig Chi and SNu had top secret agenda paperwork piling up in their basements regarding some flunkin' important matters<br />
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4. Grass has not been mowed....Can someone find out when the grass is scheduled to be mowed next?<br />
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5. Flunk Day T-shirts are not sold yet (Did UB forget that we are not stupid and that FLUNK is to happen few weeks after they start selling the t-shirts???)<br />
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Flunk Spirit *R.I.P.*<br />
*ALL around campus there is a shortage of drunk people. Wake up and take a shot ya tokers, the Flunk might be closer than you think.*<br />
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==Thursday, April 13th==<br />
Direct source from planners, it's today🍆🍆🍆 ---> CONFIRMED<br />
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6:46 PM Fiji blasting music and playing basketball. Have their Alumni told them the date of the flunk? <----Conspiracy<br />
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"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like flunk day all the time." -Anonymous<br />
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==Sunday, April 16th==<br />
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[11:00pm] Y'ALL we all need to STEP IT UP and start hyping up the FLUNK!!!! I can't sustain the wiki fire by myself.....flunk day is about TEAMWORK! LET'S DO THIS. That being said it's definitely tomorrow <--- CONFIRMED < ----------- COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. IT IS SO DEAD IM EMBARRASSED<br />
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==Monday, April 17th==<br />
<br />
The Freshman were all given Flunk Day Survival Info from their RAs before last Monday. Any day now is officially open to being Flunk Day. <br />
Let the predictions flow like a ship at sea. AAAAARRRRRGH! IT's GAME ON! ---> CONFIRMED. [2:10 pm] Talked to a freshman in my class and she said her suite had the Flunk Day talk last week. Another freshman told me they had theirs two weekends ago.<br />
<br />
Admitted Students Days are over. Where's the email, Deb???<br />
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[9:18 pm] Email from Andrew Salemi announcing that Flunk Day shirts can be ordered online NOW! (what happened to tabling ppl? truly a lost art) This is not a drill.<br />
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==Tuesday, April 18th==<br />
<br />
Taiko Drum circle was moved from this day to sunday.....could it be?<br />
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Merchandise email is out!!! the time is near.... any day now<br />
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also...who are our planners???? would help bunches <-- they are shadows in the dark a.k.a we will never know<br />
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[10:56 am] Deb Southern has sent the email. Flunk season has begun. <-----CONFIRMED!<br />
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TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA OUR DEB BABE HAS SENT THE FLUNK EMAIL!<br />
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==Wednesday, April 19th==<br />
Probably not this day seeing as it is the Almost There Fair for Seniors to pick up their caps and gowns (and also donate money to the school).<br />
<br />
It's B.G.'s birthday...could the planners be trying to combine to drunk catastrophe's into one day to minimize damage? Seems likely.<br />
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[3:10 pm] SPOTTED: TKS editors [[Rachel Landman]] and [[Erika Riley]] carrying newspapers down hallway of Seymour. They went in the campus life office. Could be the Flunk Day issue???<----FALSE TKS does NOT know when flunk day is, they just make an issue earlier in the term so they can print it on the day when they find out just like everyone else. <-------True only 4 people know when Flunk day is: New campus life person that has replaced Travis, 2 flunk day planners from UB, and one school person (T Amott) <---- False. Many more than 4 people know. Admissions so they don't schedule tours. Deb Southern and other people in OSD. Campus Safety so they can be prepares to try (ha!) to stop the mud pit. The administration is ripe with information. <----True. TKS isn't the admin, but they definitely print in advance and give the issue to Campus Life.<br />
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==Thursday, April 20th==<br />
<br />
Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?<br />
<br />
Could this be the first 4/20 Flunk? Rumor has it one of the secret planners is a hard core stoner...<br />
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a 4/20 flunk day could be huge!! there are mostly club meetings but no big events so it is a big possibility. at least it would be a good day to scare the freshies for the first time!<br />
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Does anyone know if they're a friar yet??!?!?! NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!<br />
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Lots of people posting on facebook today about Smashmouth. Could this finally be our year?<br />
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==Friday, April 21st==<br />
Everyone knows it's an established rule that flunk day is never on a Friday, but riddle me this- do pirates follow the rules?<br />
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You could take photos with fruit in the caf today. Basically flunk day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 23==<br />
<br />
Vlad spotted on campus.<br />
<br />
Vlad was also spotted drinking heavily on Saturday night. His direct quotes "let the flunk season begin!!!!" *takes a shot* <br />
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SPOTTED ON CAMPUS MOVING STUFF BACK AND FORTH!!! <---- What kind of stuff? Details, ''PLEASE''! <----- A bag full of human skulls and 5 torches!!!<br />
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'''FLUNK DAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED!!''' Koreen is at the Gizmo, after hours!!<br />
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The Pirates beat the Yankees today, so we're DEFINITELY flunking tomorrow<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ARE ON!!!!! <------time stamp? (Smh, freshman?) Mailroom lights are always on unless you are speaking of the office part inside<br />
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==Monday, April 24th==<br />
<br />
Today there's a NYTimes journalist coming to campus and the new Parke Ethicist-in-Residence thing is happening. Big enough to stop the Flunk? Maybe not. <----- ethicist is here all week as it's a residency, flunk day is still a possibility. <---- and she's an alum, so she's familiar with flunk day! maybe that's why they chose her???<br />
<br />
First scare of the season!!!<br />
<br />
Janitorial got 6 large boxes of floor cleaner. Prep for post-Flunk clean-up? #Confirmed<br />
<br />
People who ordered shirts- have they arrived yet??? PLS RESPOND <--- I haven't heard anything!<br />
<br />
There's construction happening on the east side of Old Main and there's a big hole in the ground. Maybe Flunk Day won't happen until that's done? I don't think it's out of the question, but it seems like a bad idea to have a bunch of drunk people running around with that. I'm sure Facilities knows when Flunk Day is.<br />
<br />
Members of Union Board have received their shirts at their weekly meeting. We could be flunkin' any day now, all is fair from here on!<-----confirmed <br />
<br />
Staff members will get their flunk day shirts on Wednesday? So it couldn't be on Tuesday <br />
<br />
10: 55 PM Fijis are shouting. This should be normal behavior except they're shouting "flunk day!!!!" do they know something?<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 25th==<br />
<br />
T. Amott canceled the fundraising event for Merrit and moved it to next monday -------->>>> confirmed<br />
<br />
Previous Flunk Day planner has leaked that THIS IS THE DAY <------ CONFIRMED #COLTRON <------no patience for fake news, pics or it didn't happen<br />
<br />
Dean Behling spotted landing a nollie kickflip down down the steps of the gizmo pattio. SHE IS FEELING THE FLUNK <---------- CONFIRMED. SHE ALSO LANDED A VARIAL OFF OF THE ALUMNI HALL FRONT STEPS.<br />
<br />
huddled group of freshman overheard muttering about how they "...just wish flunk day would be done already" as they cast wary eyes around looking for snooping seniors, who might wake them up a tad early again, just to fuck with them.<br />
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FLUNK DAY APPAREL IS IN<br />
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Overheard a librarian explaining Flunk Day to a student worker. She thinks it's going to be an early Flunk.<br />
<br />
Everyone knows we've been rooting for a Smashmouth flunk for the past few years. According to the band's website, there are no shows booked between April 22 and May 13. Could it be that they're making a stop in The Burg between shows????????<br />
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"All Star" by Smashmouth was playing in the mailroom this morning...sign of the flunk?? Do they know something we don't?<br />
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==Wednesday, April 26th==<br />
FLUNK DAY FRIAR INFO STILL NOT SENT OUT. SURPRISE FLUNK FOR ALL??<br />
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Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction?<br />
⬆️ Same for his Econ 303 syllabus.<br />
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HEAR, HEAR MY FELLOW KNOXIES:<br />
Evidence shows that this day VERY CLEARLY can be the long awaited, the most drunk, flunk day of the century.<br />
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Now, What evidence do I have you might say?<br />
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1. T Amott Cancelled her fancy reception for Tuesday, preparing for the Flunk?<br />
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2. There is supposed to be a track and field meet in Des Moines, but this IS NOT happening<br />
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3. Greek Week has something scheduled for each day of the week, except this one. It is "wear jeans" day. Knowing that Greek week is organized by people in Campus Life, the same offices where our FLUNK <br />
DAY is planned DID THEY HINT NOT TO PUT ANY EVENT UP THIS DAY BECAUSE WE'RE FLUNKIN'?<br />
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4. It is the day after AnSo Senior Research Draft is due<-------------AnSo professors would reward you for such an effort with flunk, wouldn't they? <------#AnSotheory<br />
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"Just saw this at a computer that was left logged in at the library, I logged out but got some good insight, this sorority girl knows her shit" :<br />
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5. UB has not gotten their shirts yet, which always happens before the day<br />
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6. Two confirmed planners, the UB advisor, and a suspected planner were at Walmart on a SUNDAY/today (cannot be part of normal UB business, therefore 100% Flunk related)<br />
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7. The shirts are in but still need to be distributed to people that ordered them. Shirts are likely to be distributed across multiple days (unconfirmed and possibly misunderstood) <-- The can put them in mailboxes day-of<br />
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8.Unconfirmed but someone says the purple shirts are not in (for staff day-of) <-----staff members get their shirts on Wednesday? Can someone confirm?<br />
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9. Athletic events have been cancelled day-of in the past<br />
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10. Weather forecast gives no indication of date because it is decided upon way before and they will not move it at the last minute<---------weather forecast for Wednesday is rainy, easier access to the mudpit?<br />
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11. Unlikely to be close to or past May 10th because a current planner caught a lot of shit for it last year<br />
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Make of this what you will. The first viable date for Flunk day is this Wednesday.<br />
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Coltan Parker's Ass spotted hanging out the shotgun window of a blue subaru impreza as it drove by SMC. The numbers 04 were on his left cheek and 26 on his right. It may be a sign, or simply a deceptive trick. Who's to say?<br />
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pirate flag spotted in one of betas windows. Do they know something we don't? <------ no they just like getting drunk and talking about booty<br />
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The shirts are out for pick up tonight?!?! <br />
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Flunk Day Snapchat filter has yet to be approved (needs 2 days for approval), so it's not today. <-------this makes zero fucking sense? so maybe the planners sent it ago 2 days ago?<br />
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Johnny Banham. Spanish Study master. Has been spotted not doing his homework. Flunk day confirmed. <----- True I'm looking at him right now.<br />
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Justin Dad cut his hair. Flunk day so confirmed.<br />
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==Thursday, April 27th==<br />
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There's a dining etiquette dinner tonight, so there's NO WAY it could be today.<br />
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Craig mentioned how it could be the end of April. MAYBE<br />
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==Friday, April 28th==<br />
Flunk Day 2014<br />
==Saturday, April 29th==<br />
Flunk Day 2015<br />
==Monday, May 1st==<br />
Andrew Salemi looked too calm. Must be a Monday flunk. #confirmed<br />
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Flunk Day 2013<br />
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Vlad P reportedly cancelled a Skype interview with a very lucrative company for this day, rescheduling it for an earlier date...could he be preparing to not interview while trashed?<br />
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Peter Bailey spotted telling AIPEF group that if he could participate in their flunk day predictions he would put $50 dollars on this day...*hint hint*<br />
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Not much on the calendar today. THIS COULD BE HUGE!<br />
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CRAIG FLINCHED WHEN WE SAID MAY 1ST. IT COULD BE THIS DAY <------Craig does not know!<br />
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Craig has one child. MAY 1ST?<br />
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==Tuesday, May 2nd==<br />
[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."<br />
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==Wednesday, May 3rd==<br />
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.<br />
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==Thursday, May 4th==<br />
could be. maybe. ponder on it<br />
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==Sunday, May 7th==<br />
Rally's birthday (a member of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]]). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it. <br />
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==Monday, May 8th==<br />
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Not much on the calendar today either...<br />
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==Tuesday, May 9th==<br />
It's gonna be the 9th. [[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong. <---false, he has been wrong for many years in a row now. (Sorry JPow)<br />
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==Wednesday, May 10th==<br />
Flunk Day 2016<br />
==Thursday, May 11th==<br />
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==Tuesday, September 19th==<br />
It's gotta be on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And you thought last year's flunk day was late. <br />
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[[Category:Flunk Day]]</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Flunk_Day_2017&diff=30393Flunk Day 20172017-04-26T00:55:37Z<p>Goose: /* Thursday, April 27th */</p>
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<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the fallacies; <br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
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Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
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Join us.<br />
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(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
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==That Flunk Though...==<br />
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!<br />
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==Friday, August 12th==<br />
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[[T-Amott]] confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy<br />
This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE<br />
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[[Scott Roberts]] also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.<br />
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[img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNycdfFEgBc/maxresdefault.jpg"<br />
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==Tuesday, November 8th==<br />
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW<br />
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==Tuesday, Febuary 28th==<br />
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game??? <br />
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11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED<br />
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==Friday, March 3rd==<br />
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at [[Cherry Street]] WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. <br />
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12:22AM - Brothers of [[FIGI]] sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???<br />
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==Saturday, March 4th==<br />
9:00PM Brothers of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]] hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of [[TKE]] as well as members of [[Sigma Nu]] and [[Sigma Chi]]. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets??? <br />
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------------> CONFIRMED<br />
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Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE<br />
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==Wednesday, March 8th== <br />
Alumnus (alumnum?) [[Matt Sugai]] kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that they are not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???<br />
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==Tuesday, March 14th==<br />
~5:00 PM - [http://imgur.com/qg6dVdA] <br />
The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil? <br />
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11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.<br />
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9:05 PM [[Teresa Amott]] spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????<br />
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==Thursday, March 16th==<br />
1:27 AM [[Scott Roberts]] (landlord of the [[yellows]]) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.<br />
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==Monday, March 20th==<br />
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This was the first day of spring. [[Theresa Amott]] was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.<br />
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==Tuesday, March 21st==<br />
8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day. <br />
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PICTURE CONFIRMATION [http://imgur.com/a/Qxmno] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.<br />
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==Wednesday, March 22nd==<br />
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FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!<br />
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==Thursday, March 23rd==<br />
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KEG IN THE [[QUADS]]!<br />
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Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???<br />
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REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is [[Teresa Amott]] possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [http://imgur.com/6PGZpXJ] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES <br />
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==Monday, March 27th==<br />
Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!<br />
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4:53PM - [[Mark Holmes]] encourages his Open Studio students to 'dig' through their notes from past years to create an artist statement. Does he want us to dig something else??? Only time will tell.<br />
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==Tuesday, March 28th==<br />
12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???<br />
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7:21PM Two members of TKS overheard in founders planning the flunk day issue!???!! Seems kind of soon doesn't it???? <---what will tks DIG up this year??<br />
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10:46AM - [[Peter Bailey]] is wearing a tie with geckos on it. His lizard is showing, this means we're getting close.<br />
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==Thursday, March 30th==<br />
3:42PM - [[Emma Lister]] caught wearing skull and cross-bone earrings. She's definitely a pirate. <---- not like we haven't know this though <--- GOD BLESS EMMA LISTER <br />
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3:55PM - Members of videocorp seen taking a strange shot of [[Ben Smolinski]] looking confused and taking his shirt off in the sculpture studio in The Whitcomb Art Center. When asked what this strange video was about, they were bound to resist giving an answer. [[Tristian Yi]], flunk day planner??? [[Joe Connors]], internal conspiracist??? We need more information to confirm!!!!!! <br />
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==Friday, March 31st==<br />
Word has it there will be a ceremonial ground breaking tonight. <br />
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==Monday, April 3rd==<br />
This will be the day. This is it.<br />
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PREDICT FLUNK DAY STARTS TODAY. 11:30am to 12:30pm, 5:30 to 6:30pm in front on the Caf. Come through and earn prizes!<br />
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^^^ umm... flunk day planners definitely on the wikifire right here trying to throw us off course!! <----- confirmed<br />
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==Tuesday, April 4th==<br />
11:54AM - 3 cuties seen wielding a single shovel in a very specific formation through the quads.....we know what's coming.<br />
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==Wednesday, April 5th==<br />
12:00AM - The mud pit gasps their first, glorious breath of the season.<br />
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==Thursday, April 6th==<br />
Andrew Salemi sends out email inviting students for free ice cream and board games. Obviously overflow from Flunk Day supplies. Possibly the first ever Flunk Day on a Friday and an Admitted Students Day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 9th==<br />
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SPOTTED: Pepsi stand east of Gizmo patio. Leftover from Prairie Fire Fest- keeping it out for an early flunk???<br />
Trash cans still lining area outside Gizmo patio. Easier access for an early flunk.<br />
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==Monday, April 10th==<br />
12:37AM - Still no word on who's a [[friar]] yet... Is Flunk Day even happening this year??? Who is a planner??? HOW DO WE NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION YET???????????<br />
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I GOT A FACULTY EMAIL that talks about organizing the soft ball team. I say two weeks tops. They don't need more time than that to organize. A reminder email will be sent out the day of/before. I will get this one too!!! <---- god bless this person<br />
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Coms Office Releases THIS ARTICLE ABOUT PREDICTING FLUNK DAY https://www.knox.edu/news/a-pocket-guide-to-predicting-flunk-day -----> They seem a little TOO insistent that they don't know when it is. I think they know.<br />
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!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGGEEEEEEEE! Also check out Peter Bailey's prediction ......<br />
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==Tuesday, April 11th==<br />
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Where is the "flunk day is a privilege" email??? Deb Southern wyd<br />
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==Wednesday, April 12th==<br />
Williston Hall seems to be awfully loud tonight. Do the quiet ones know something?<br />
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Sam Duffy changed her profile picture to a Flunk Day throwback. She's on the inside... trust me.<br />
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Looks like the planners are going in for a late flunk again this year:<br />
Evidence: <br />
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1. No Flunk Day email has been sent out yet. NONE. NADA. The email is sent out pretty early in the term<br />
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2. Do any seniors know if they are friars yet? NO scares in the quads (yet! wait for it, Freshies) <br />
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3. The mud pit is DRY, even though I heard that some Sig Chi and SNu had top secret agenda paperwork piling up in their basements regarding some flunkin' important matters<br />
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4. Grass has not been mowed....Can someone find out when the grass is scheduled to be mowed next?<br />
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5. Flunk Day T-shirts are not sold yet (Did UB forget that we are not stupid and that FLUNK is to happen few weeks after they start selling the t-shirts???)<br />
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Flunk Spirit *R.I.P.*<br />
*ALL around campus there is a shortage of drunk people. Wake up and take a shot ya tokers, the Flunk might be closer than you think.*<br />
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==Thursday, April 13th==<br />
Direct source from planners, it's today🍆🍆🍆 ---> CONFIRMED<br />
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6:46 PM Fiji blasting music and playing basketball. Have their Alumni told them the date of the flunk? <----Conspiracy<br />
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"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like flunk day all the time." -Anonymous<br />
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==Sunday, April 16th==<br />
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[11:00pm] Y'ALL we all need to STEP IT UP and start hyping up the FLUNK!!!! I can't sustain the wiki fire by myself.....flunk day is about TEAMWORK! LET'S DO THIS. That being said it's definitely tomorrow <--- CONFIRMED < ----------- COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. IT IS SO DEAD IM EMBARRASSED<br />
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==Monday, April 17th==<br />
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The Freshman were all given Flunk Day Survival Info from their RAs before last Monday. Any day now is officially open to being Flunk Day. <br />
Let the predictions flow like a ship at sea. AAAAARRRRRGH! IT's GAME ON! ---> CONFIRMED. [2:10 pm] Talked to a freshman in my class and she said her suite had the Flunk Day talk last week. Another freshman told me they had theirs two weekends ago.<br />
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Admitted Students Days are over. Where's the email, Deb???<br />
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[9:18 pm] Email from Andrew Salemi announcing that Flunk Day shirts can be ordered online NOW! (what happened to tabling ppl? truly a lost art) This is not a drill.<br />
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==Tuesday, April 18th==<br />
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Taiko Drum circle was moved from this day to sunday.....could it be?<br />
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Merchandise email is out!!! the time is near.... any day now<br />
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also...who are our planners???? would help bunches <-- they are shadows in the dark a.k.a we will never know<br />
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[10:56 am] Deb Southern has sent the email. Flunk season has begun. <-----CONFIRMED!<br />
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TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA OUR DEB BABE HAS SENT THE FLUNK EMAIL!<br />
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==Wednesday, April 19th==<br />
Probably not this day seeing as it is the Almost There Fair for Seniors to pick up their caps and gowns (and also donate money to the school).<br />
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It's B.G.'s birthday...could the planners be trying to combine to drunk catastrophe's into one day to minimize damage? Seems likely.<br />
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[3:10 pm] SPOTTED: TKS editors [[Rachel Landman]] and [[Erika Riley]] carrying newspapers down hallway of Seymour. They went in the campus life office. Could be the Flunk Day issue???<----FALSE TKS does NOT know when flunk day is, they just make an issue earlier in the term so they can print it on the day when they find out just like everyone else. <-------True only 4 people know when Flunk day is: New campus life person that has replaced Travis, 2 flunk day planners from UB, and one school person (T Amott) <---- False. Many more than 4 people know. Admissions so they don't schedule tours. Deb Southern and other people in OSD. Campus Safety so they can be prepares to try (ha!) to stop the mud pit. The administration is ripe with information. <----True. TKS isn't the admin, but they definitely print in advance and give the issue to Campus Life.<br />
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==Thursday, April 20th==<br />
<br />
Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?<br />
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Could this be the first 4/20 Flunk? Rumor has it one of the secret planners is a hard core stoner...<br />
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a 4/20 flunk day could be huge!! there are mostly club meetings but no big events so it is a big possibility. at least it would be a good day to scare the freshies for the first time!<br />
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Does anyone know if they're a friar yet??!?!?! NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!<br />
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Lots of people posting on facebook today about Smashmouth. Could this finally be our year?<br />
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==Friday, April 21st==<br />
Everyone knows it's an established rule that flunk day is never on a Friday, but riddle me this- do pirates follow the rules?<br />
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You could take photos with fruit in the caf today. Basically flunk day.<br />
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==Sunday, April 23==<br />
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Vlad spotted on campus.<br />
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Vlad was also spotted drinking heavily on Saturday night. His direct quotes "let the flunk season begin!!!!" *takes a shot* <br />
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SPOTTED ON CAMPUS MOVING STUFF BACK AND FORTH!!! <---- What kind of stuff? Details, ''PLEASE''! <----- A bag full of human skulls and 5 torches!!!<br />
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'''FLUNK DAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED!!''' Koreen is at the Gizmo, after hours!!<br />
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The Pirates beat the Yankees today, so we're DEFINITELY flunking tomorrow<br />
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MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ARE ON!!!!! <------time stamp? (Smh, freshman?) Mailroom lights are always on unless you are speaking of the office part inside<br />
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==Monday, April 24th==<br />
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Today there's a NYTimes journalist coming to campus and the new Parke Ethicist-in-Residence thing is happening. Big enough to stop the Flunk? Maybe not. <----- ethicist is here all week as it's a residency, flunk day is still a possibility. <---- and she's an alum, so she's familiar with flunk day! maybe that's why they chose her???<br />
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First scare of the season!!!<br />
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Janitorial got 6 large boxes of floor cleaner. Prep for post-Flunk clean-up? #Confirmed<br />
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People who ordered shirts- have they arrived yet??? PLS RESPOND <--- I haven't heard anything!<br />
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There's construction happening on the east side of Old Main and there's a big hole in the ground. Maybe Flunk Day won't happen until that's done? I don't think it's out of the question, but it seems like a bad idea to have a bunch of drunk people running around with that. I'm sure Facilities knows when Flunk Day is.<br />
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Members of Union Board have received their shirts at their weekly meeting. We could be flunkin' any day now, all is fair from here on!<-----confirmed <br />
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Staff members will get their flunk day shirts on Wednesday? So it couldn't be on Tuesday <br />
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10: 55 PM Fijis are shouting. This should be normal behavior except they're shouting "flunk day!!!!" do they know something?<br />
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==Tuesday, April 25th==<br />
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T. Amott canceled the fundraising event for Merrit and moved it to next monday -------->>>> confirmed<br />
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Previous Flunk Day planner has leaked that THIS IS THE DAY <------ CONFIRMED #COLTRON <------no patience for fake news, pics or it didn't happen<br />
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Dean Behling spotted landing a nollie kickflip down down the steps of the gizmo pattio. SHE IS FEELING THE FLUNK <---------- CONFIRMED. SHE ALSO LANDED A VARIAL OFF OF THE ALUMNI HALL FRONT STEPS.<br />
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huddled group of freshman overheard muttering about how they "...just wish flunk day would be done already" as they cast wary eyes around looking for snooping seniors, who might wake them up a tad early again, just to fuck with them.<br />
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FLUNK DAY APPAREL IS IN<br />
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Overheard a librarian explaining Flunk Day to a student worker. She thinks it's going to be an early Flunk.<br />
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Everyone knows we've been rooting for a Smashmouth flunk for the past few years. According to the band's website, there are no shows booked between April 22 and May 13. Could it be that they're making a stop in The Burg between shows????????<br />
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"All Star" by Smashmouth was playing in the mailroom this morning...sign of the flunk?? Do they know something we don't?<br />
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==Wednesday, April 26th==<br />
FLUNK DAY FRIAR INFO STILL NOT SENT OUT. SURPRISE FLUNK FOR ALL??<br />
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Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction?<br />
⬆️ Same for his Econ 303 syllabus.<br />
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HEAR, HEAR MY FELLOW KNOXIES:<br />
Evidence shows that this day VERY CLEARLY can be the long awaited, the most drunk, flunk day of the century.<br />
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Now, What evidence do I have you might say?<br />
<br />
1. T Amott Cancelled her fancy reception for Tuesday, preparing for the Flunk?<br />
<br />
2. There is supposed to be a track and field meet in Des Moines, but this IS NOT happening<br />
<br />
3. Greek Week has something scheduled for each day of the week, except this one. It is "wear jeans" day. Knowing that Greek week is organized by people in Campus Life, the same offices where our FLUNK <br />
DAY is planned DID THEY HINT NOT TO PUT ANY EVENT UP THIS DAY BECAUSE WE'RE FLUNKIN'?<br />
<br />
4. It is the day after AnSo Senior Research Draft is due<-------------AnSo professors would reward you for such an effort with flunk, wouldn't they? <------#AnSotheory<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
"Just saw this at a computer that was left logged in at the library, I logged out but got some good insight, this sorority girl knows her shit" :<br />
<br />
5. UB has not gotten their shirts yet, which always happens before the day<br />
<br />
6. Two confirmed planners, the UB advisor, and a suspected planner were at Walmart on a SUNDAY/today (cannot be part of normal UB business, therefore 100% Flunk related)<br />
<br />
7. The shirts are in but still need to be distributed to people that ordered them. Shirts are likely to be distributed across multiple days (unconfirmed and possibly misunderstood) <-- The can put them in mailboxes day-of<br />
<br />
8.Unconfirmed but someone says the purple shirts are not in (for staff day-of) <-----staff members get their shirts on Wednesday? Can someone confirm?<br />
<br />
9. Athletic events have been cancelled day-of in the past<br />
<br />
10. Weather forecast gives no indication of date because it is decided upon way before and they will not move it at the last minute<---------weather forecast for Wednesday is rainy, easier access to the mudpit?<br />
<br />
11. Unlikely to be close to or past May 10th because a current planner caught a lot of shit for it last year<br />
<br />
Make of this what you will. The first viable date for Flunk day is this Wednesday.<br />
<br />
Coltan Parker's Ass spotted hanging out the shotgun window of a blue subaru impreza as it drove by SMC. The numbers 04 were on his left cheek and 26 on his right. It may be a sign, or simply a deceptive trick. Who's to say?<br />
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pirate flag spotted in one of betas windows. Do they know something we don't? <------ no they just like getting drunk and talking about booty<br />
<br />
The shirts are out for pick up tonight?!?! Flunkday is tomorrow guys!!!<br />
<br />
Flunk Day Snapchat filter has yet to be approved (needs 2 days for approval), so it's not today.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 27th==<br />
<br />
There's a dining etiquette dinner tonight, so there's NO WAY it could be today.<br />
<br />
Craig mentioned how it could be the end of April. MAYBE<br />
<br />
==Friday, April 28th==<br />
Flunk Day 2014<br />
==Saturday, April 29th==<br />
Flunk Day 2015<br />
==Monday, May 1st==<br />
Andrew Salemi looked too calm. Must be a Monday flunk. #confirmed<br />
<br />
Flunk Day 2013<br />
<br />
Vlad P reportedly cancelled a Skype interview with a very lucrative company for this day, rescheduling it for an earlier date...could he be preparing to not interview while trashed?<br />
<br />
Peter Bailey spotted telling AIPEF group that if he could participate in their flunk day predictions he would put $50 dollars on this day...*hint hint*<br />
<br />
Not much on the calendar today. THIS COULD BE HUGE!<br />
<br />
CRAIG FLINCHED WHEN WE SAID MAY 1ST. IT COULD BE THIS DAY<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, May 2nd==<br />
[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, May 3rd==<br />
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, May 4th==<br />
could be. maybe. ponder on it<br />
<br />
==Sunday, May 7th==<br />
Rally's birthday (a member of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]]). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it. <br />
<br />
==Monday, May 8th==<br />
<br />
Not much on the calendar today either...<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, May 9th==<br />
It's gonna be the 9th. [[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong. <---false, he has been wrong for many years in a row now. (Sorry JPow)<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, May 10th==<br />
Flunk Day 2016<br />
==Thursday, May 11th==<br />
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==Tuesday, September 19th==<br />
It's gotta be on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And you thought last year's flunk day was late. <br />
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[[Category:Flunk Day]]</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Flunk_Day_2017&diff=30392Flunk Day 20172017-04-26T00:53:58Z<p>Goose: /* Monday, May 1st */</p>
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<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the fallacies; <br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
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(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
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==That Flunk Though...==<br />
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!<br />
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==Friday, August 12th==<br />
<br />
[[T-Amott]] confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy<br />
This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE<br />
<br />
[[Scott Roberts]] also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.<br />
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[img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNycdfFEgBc/maxresdefault.jpg"<br />
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==Tuesday, November 8th==<br />
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW<br />
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==Tuesday, Febuary 28th==<br />
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game??? <br />
<br />
11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
==Friday, March 3rd==<br />
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at [[Cherry Street]] WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. <br />
<br />
12:22AM - Brothers of [[FIGI]] sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???<br />
<br />
==Saturday, March 4th==<br />
9:00PM Brothers of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]] hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of [[TKE]] as well as members of [[Sigma Nu]] and [[Sigma Chi]]. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets??? <br />
<br />
------------> CONFIRMED<br />
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Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, March 8th== <br />
Alumnus (alumnum?) [[Matt Sugai]] kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that they are not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 14th==<br />
~5:00 PM - [http://imgur.com/qg6dVdA] <br />
The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil? <br />
<br />
11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.<br />
<br />
9:05 PM [[Teresa Amott]] spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????<br />
<br />
==Thursday, March 16th==<br />
1:27 AM [[Scott Roberts]] (landlord of the [[yellows]]) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.<br />
<br />
==Monday, March 20th==<br />
<br />
This was the first day of spring. [[Theresa Amott]] was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 21st==<br />
8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day. <br />
<br />
PICTURE CONFIRMATION [http://imgur.com/a/Qxmno] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, March 22nd==<br />
<br />
FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!<br />
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==Thursday, March 23rd==<br />
<br />
KEG IN THE [[QUADS]]!<br />
<br />
Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???<br />
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<br />
REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is [[Teresa Amott]] possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [http://imgur.com/6PGZpXJ] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES <br />
<br />
==Monday, March 27th==<br />
Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!<br />
<br />
4:53PM - [[Mark Holmes]] encourages his Open Studio students to 'dig' through their notes from past years to create an artist statement. Does he want us to dig something else??? Only time will tell.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 28th==<br />
12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???<br />
<br />
7:21PM Two members of TKS overheard in founders planning the flunk day issue!???!! Seems kind of soon doesn't it???? <---what will tks DIG up this year??<br />
<br />
10:46AM - [[Peter Bailey]] is wearing a tie with geckos on it. His lizard is showing, this means we're getting close.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, March 30th==<br />
3:42PM - [[Emma Lister]] caught wearing skull and cross-bone earrings. She's definitely a pirate. <---- not like we haven't know this though <--- GOD BLESS EMMA LISTER <br />
<br />
3:55PM - Members of videocorp seen taking a strange shot of [[Ben Smolinski]] looking confused and taking his shirt off in the sculpture studio in The Whitcomb Art Center. When asked what this strange video was about, they were bound to resist giving an answer. [[Tristian Yi]], flunk day planner??? [[Joe Connors]], internal conspiracist??? We need more information to confirm!!!!!! <br />
<br />
==Friday, March 31st==<br />
Word has it there will be a ceremonial ground breaking tonight. <br />
<br />
==Monday, April 3rd==<br />
This will be the day. This is it.<br />
<br />
PREDICT FLUNK DAY STARTS TODAY. 11:30am to 12:30pm, 5:30 to 6:30pm in front on the Caf. Come through and earn prizes!<br />
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^^^ umm... flunk day planners definitely on the wikifire right here trying to throw us off course!! <----- confirmed<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 4th==<br />
11:54AM - 3 cuties seen wielding a single shovel in a very specific formation through the quads.....we know what's coming.<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 5th==<br />
12:00AM - The mud pit gasps their first, glorious breath of the season.<br />
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==Thursday, April 6th==<br />
Andrew Salemi sends out email inviting students for free ice cream and board games. Obviously overflow from Flunk Day supplies. Possibly the first ever Flunk Day on a Friday and an Admitted Students Day.<br />
<br />
==Sunday, April 9th==<br />
<br />
SPOTTED: Pepsi stand east of Gizmo patio. Leftover from Prairie Fire Fest- keeping it out for an early flunk???<br />
Trash cans still lining area outside Gizmo patio. Easier access for an early flunk.<br />
<br />
==Monday, April 10th==<br />
12:37AM - Still no word on who's a [[friar]] yet... Is Flunk Day even happening this year??? Who is a planner??? HOW DO WE NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION YET???????????<br />
<br />
I GOT A FACULTY EMAIL that talks about organizing the soft ball team. I say two weeks tops. They don't need more time than that to organize. A reminder email will be sent out the day of/before. I will get this one too!!! <---- god bless this person<br />
<br />
Coms Office Releases THIS ARTICLE ABOUT PREDICTING FLUNK DAY https://www.knox.edu/news/a-pocket-guide-to-predicting-flunk-day -----> They seem a little TOO insistent that they don't know when it is. I think they know.<br />
<br />
!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGGEEEEEEEE! Also check out Peter Bailey's prediction ......<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 11th==<br />
<br />
Where is the "flunk day is a privilege" email??? Deb Southern wyd<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 12th==<br />
Williston Hall seems to be awfully loud tonight. Do the quiet ones know something?<br />
<br />
Sam Duffy changed her profile picture to a Flunk Day throwback. She's on the inside... trust me.<br />
<br />
Looks like the planners are going in for a late flunk again this year:<br />
Evidence: <br />
<br />
1. No Flunk Day email has been sent out yet. NONE. NADA. The email is sent out pretty early in the term<br />
<br />
2. Do any seniors know if they are friars yet? NO scares in the quads (yet! wait for it, Freshies) <br />
<br />
3. The mud pit is DRY, even though I heard that some Sig Chi and SNu had top secret agenda paperwork piling up in their basements regarding some flunkin' important matters<br />
<br />
4. Grass has not been mowed....Can someone find out when the grass is scheduled to be mowed next?<br />
<br />
5. Flunk Day T-shirts are not sold yet (Did UB forget that we are not stupid and that FLUNK is to happen few weeks after they start selling the t-shirts???)<br />
<br />
Flunk Spirit *R.I.P.*<br />
*ALL around campus there is a shortage of drunk people. Wake up and take a shot ya tokers, the Flunk might be closer than you think.*<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 13th==<br />
Direct source from planners, it's today🍆🍆🍆 ---> CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
6:46 PM Fiji blasting music and playing basketball. Have their Alumni told them the date of the flunk? <----Conspiracy<br />
<br />
"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like flunk day all the time." -Anonymous<br />
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==Sunday, April 16th==<br />
<br />
[11:00pm] Y'ALL we all need to STEP IT UP and start hyping up the FLUNK!!!! I can't sustain the wiki fire by myself.....flunk day is about TEAMWORK! LET'S DO THIS. That being said it's definitely tomorrow <--- CONFIRMED < ----------- COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. IT IS SO DEAD IM EMBARRASSED<br />
<br />
==Monday, April 17th==<br />
<br />
The Freshman were all given Flunk Day Survival Info from their RAs before last Monday. Any day now is officially open to being Flunk Day. <br />
Let the predictions flow like a ship at sea. AAAAARRRRRGH! IT's GAME ON! ---> CONFIRMED. [2:10 pm] Talked to a freshman in my class and she said her suite had the Flunk Day talk last week. Another freshman told me they had theirs two weekends ago.<br />
<br />
Admitted Students Days are over. Where's the email, Deb???<br />
<br />
[9:18 pm] Email from Andrew Salemi announcing that Flunk Day shirts can be ordered online NOW! (what happened to tabling ppl? truly a lost art) This is not a drill.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 18th==<br />
<br />
Taiko Drum circle was moved from this day to sunday.....could it be?<br />
<br />
Merchandise email is out!!! the time is near.... any day now<br />
<br />
also...who are our planners???? would help bunches <-- they are shadows in the dark a.k.a we will never know<br />
<br />
[10:56 am] Deb Southern has sent the email. Flunk season has begun. <-----CONFIRMED!<br />
<br />
TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA OUR DEB BABE HAS SENT THE FLUNK EMAIL!<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 19th==<br />
Probably not this day seeing as it is the Almost There Fair for Seniors to pick up their caps and gowns (and also donate money to the school).<br />
<br />
It's B.G.'s birthday...could the planners be trying to combine to drunk catastrophe's into one day to minimize damage? Seems likely.<br />
<br />
[3:10 pm] SPOTTED: TKS editors [[Rachel Landman]] and [[Erika Riley]] carrying newspapers down hallway of Seymour. They went in the campus life office. Could be the Flunk Day issue???<----FALSE TKS does NOT know when flunk day is, they just make an issue earlier in the term so they can print it on the day when they find out just like everyone else. <-------True only 4 people know when Flunk day is: New campus life person that has replaced Travis, 2 flunk day planners from UB, and one school person (T Amott) <---- False. Many more than 4 people know. Admissions so they don't schedule tours. Deb Southern and other people in OSD. Campus Safety so they can be prepares to try (ha!) to stop the mud pit. The administration is ripe with information. <----True. TKS isn't the admin, but they definitely print in advance and give the issue to Campus Life.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 20th==<br />
<br />
Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?<br />
<br />
Could this be the first 4/20 Flunk? Rumor has it one of the secret planners is a hard core stoner...<br />
<br />
a 4/20 flunk day could be huge!! there are mostly club meetings but no big events so it is a big possibility. at least it would be a good day to scare the freshies for the first time!<br />
<br />
Does anyone know if they're a friar yet??!?!?! NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!<br />
<br />
Lots of people posting on facebook today about Smashmouth. Could this finally be our year?<br />
<br />
==Friday, April 21st==<br />
Everyone knows it's an established rule that flunk day is never on a Friday, but riddle me this- do pirates follow the rules?<br />
<br />
You could take photos with fruit in the caf today. Basically flunk day.<br />
<br />
==Sunday, April 23==<br />
<br />
Vlad spotted on campus.<br />
<br />
Vlad was also spotted drinking heavily on Saturday night. His direct quotes "let the flunk season begin!!!!" *takes a shot* <br />
<br />
SPOTTED ON CAMPUS MOVING STUFF BACK AND FORTH!!! <---- What kind of stuff? Details, ''PLEASE''! <----- A bag full of human skulls and 5 torches!!!<br />
<br />
'''FLUNK DAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED!!''' Koreen is at the Gizmo, after hours!!<br />
<br />
The Pirates beat the Yankees today, so we're DEFINITELY flunking tomorrow<br />
<br />
MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ARE ON!!!!! <------time stamp? (Smh, freshman?) Mailroom lights are always on unless you are speaking of the office part inside<br />
<br />
==Monday, April 24th==<br />
<br />
Today there's a NYTimes journalist coming to campus and the new Parke Ethicist-in-Residence thing is happening. Big enough to stop the Flunk? Maybe not. <----- ethicist is here all week as it's a residency, flunk day is still a possibility. <---- and she's an alum, so she's familiar with flunk day! maybe that's why they chose her???<br />
<br />
First scare of the season!!!<br />
<br />
Janitorial got 6 large boxes of floor cleaner. Prep for post-Flunk clean-up? #Confirmed<br />
<br />
People who ordered shirts- have they arrived yet??? PLS RESPOND <--- I haven't heard anything!<br />
<br />
There's construction happening on the east side of Old Main and there's a big hole in the ground. Maybe Flunk Day won't happen until that's done? I don't think it's out of the question, but it seems like a bad idea to have a bunch of drunk people running around with that. I'm sure Facilities knows when Flunk Day is.<br />
<br />
Members of Union Board have received their shirts at their weekly meeting. We could be flunkin' any day now, all is fair from here on!<-----confirmed <br />
<br />
Staff members will get their flunk day shirts on Wednesday? So it couldn't be on Tuesday <br />
<br />
10: 55 PM Fijis are shouting. This should be normal behavior except they're shouting "flunk day!!!!" do they know something?<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 25th==<br />
<br />
T. Amott canceled the fundraising event for Merrit and moved it to next monday -------->>>> confirmed<br />
<br />
Previous Flunk Day planner has leaked that THIS IS THE DAY <------ CONFIRMED #COLTRON <------no patience for fake news, pics or it didn't happen<br />
<br />
Dean Behling spotted landing a nollie kickflip down down the steps of the gizmo pattio. SHE IS FEELING THE FLUNK <---------- CONFIRMED. SHE ALSO LANDED A VARIAL OFF OF THE ALUMNI HALL FRONT STEPS.<br />
<br />
huddled group of freshman overheard muttering about how they "...just wish flunk day would be done already" as they cast wary eyes around looking for snooping seniors, who might wake them up a tad early again, just to fuck with them.<br />
<br />
FLUNK DAY APPAREL IS IN<br />
<br />
Overheard a librarian explaining Flunk Day to a student worker. She thinks it's going to be an early Flunk.<br />
<br />
Everyone knows we've been rooting for a Smashmouth flunk for the past few years. According to the band's website, there are no shows booked between April 22 and May 13. Could it be that they're making a stop in The Burg between shows????????<br />
<br />
"All Star" by Smashmouth was playing in the mailroom this morning...sign of the flunk?? Do they know something we don't?<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 26th==<br />
FLUNK DAY FRIAR INFO STILL NOT SENT OUT. SURPRISE FLUNK FOR ALL??<br />
<br />
Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction?<br />
⬆️ Same for his Econ 303 syllabus.<br />
<br />
HEAR, HEAR MY FELLOW KNOXIES:<br />
Evidence shows that this day VERY CLEARLY can be the long awaited, the most drunk, flunk day of the century.<br />
<br />
Now, What evidence do I have you might say?<br />
<br />
1. T Amott Cancelled her fancy reception for Tuesday, preparing for the Flunk?<br />
<br />
2. There is supposed to be a track and field meet in Des Moines, but this IS NOT happening<br />
<br />
3. Greek Week has something scheduled for each day of the week, except this one. It is "wear jeans" day. Knowing that Greek week is organized by people in Campus Life, the same offices where our FLUNK <br />
DAY is planned DID THEY HINT NOT TO PUT ANY EVENT UP THIS DAY BECAUSE WE'RE FLUNKIN'?<br />
<br />
4. It is the day after AnSo Senior Research Draft is due<-------------AnSo professors would reward you for such an effort with flunk, wouldn't they? <------#AnSotheory<br />
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<br />
<br />
<br />
"Just saw this at a computer that was left logged in at the library, I logged out but got some good insight, this sorority girl knows her shit" :<br />
<br />
5. UB has not gotten their shirts yet, which always happens before the day<br />
<br />
6. Two confirmed planners, the UB advisor, and a suspected planner were at Walmart on a SUNDAY/today (cannot be part of normal UB business, therefore 100% Flunk related)<br />
<br />
7. The shirts are in but still need to be distributed to people that ordered them. Shirts are likely to be distributed across multiple days (unconfirmed and possibly misunderstood) <-- The can put them in mailboxes day-of<br />
<br />
8.Unconfirmed but someone says the purple shirts are not in (for staff day-of) <-----staff members get their shirts on Wednesday? Can someone confirm?<br />
<br />
9. Athletic events have been cancelled day-of in the past<br />
<br />
10. Weather forecast gives no indication of date because it is decided upon way before and they will not move it at the last minute<---------weather forecast for Wednesday is rainy, easier access to the mudpit?<br />
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11. Unlikely to be close to or past May 10th because a current planner caught a lot of shit for it last year<br />
<br />
Make of this what you will. The first viable date for Flunk day is this Wednesday.<br />
<br />
Coltan Parker's Ass spotted hanging out the shotgun window of a blue subaru impreza as it drove by SMC. The numbers 04 were on his left cheek and 26 on his right. It may be a sign, or simply a deceptive trick. Who's to say?<br />
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pirate flag spotted in one of betas windows. Do they know something we don't? <------ no they just like getting drunk and talking about booty<br />
<br />
The shirts are out for pick up tonight?!?! Flunkday is tomorrow guys!!!<br />
<br />
Flunk Day Snapchat filter has yet to be approved (needs 2 days for approval), so it's not today.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 27th==<br />
<br />
There's a dining etiquette dinner tonight, so there's NO WAY it could be today.<br />
<br />
==Friday, April 28th==<br />
Flunk Day 2014<br />
==Saturday, April 29th==<br />
Flunk Day 2015<br />
==Monday, May 1st==<br />
Andrew Salemi looked too calm. Must be a Monday flunk. #confirmed<br />
<br />
Flunk Day 2013<br />
<br />
Vlad P reportedly cancelled a Skype interview with a very lucrative company for this day, rescheduling it for an earlier date...could he be preparing to not interview while trashed?<br />
<br />
Peter Bailey spotted telling AIPEF group that if he could participate in their flunk day predictions he would put $50 dollars on this day...*hint hint*<br />
<br />
Not much on the calendar today. THIS COULD BE HUGE!<br />
<br />
CRAIG FLINCHED WHEN WE SAID MAY 1ST. IT COULD BE THIS DAY<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, May 2nd==<br />
[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, May 3rd==<br />
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, May 4th==<br />
could be. maybe. ponder on it<br />
<br />
==Sunday, May 7th==<br />
Rally's birthday (a member of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]]). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it. <br />
<br />
==Monday, May 8th==<br />
<br />
Not much on the calendar today either...<br />
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==Tuesday, May 9th==<br />
It's gonna be the 9th. [[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong. <---false, he has been wrong for many years in a row now. (Sorry JPow)<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, May 10th==<br />
Flunk Day 2016<br />
==Thursday, May 11th==<br />
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==Tuesday, September 19th==<br />
It's gotta be on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And you thought last year's flunk day was late. <br />
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[[Category:Flunk Day]]</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Flunk_Day_2017&diff=30390Flunk Day 20172017-04-26T00:51:00Z<p>Goose: /* Thursday, May 4th */</p>
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<div>The hype, the hope, and the hurt,<br />
the facts and the fallacies; <br />
when will you grab your <br />
6 foot [[bong]]? <br />
When should you buy your <br />
[[PBR]]? <br />
Have you spotted [[Teresa Amott]] <br />
without her human skin? <br />
Tell us about the unicorn <br />
that galloped through the [[quad]]. <br />
Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum,<br />
grab a shovel and dig<br />
dig <br />
d i g <br />
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Join us.<br />
Hear the [[friars]]. <br />
Join us with pots and pans <br />
and heart and hype.<br />
<br />
Join us.<br />
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(don't forget to hydrate.)<br />
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==That Flunk Though...==<br />
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!<br />
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==Friday, August 12th==<br />
<br />
[[T-Amott]] confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy<br />
This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE<br />
<br />
[[Scott Roberts]] also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.<br />
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[img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNycdfFEgBc/maxresdefault.jpg"<br />
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==Tuesday, November 8th==<br />
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW<br />
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==Tuesday, Febuary 28th==<br />
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game??? <br />
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11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED<br />
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==Friday, March 3rd==<br />
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at [[Cherry Street]] WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. <br />
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12:22AM - Brothers of [[FIGI]] sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???<br />
<br />
==Saturday, March 4th==<br />
9:00PM Brothers of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]] hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of [[TKE]] as well as members of [[Sigma Nu]] and [[Sigma Chi]]. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets??? <br />
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------------> CONFIRMED<br />
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Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE<br />
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==Wednesday, March 8th== <br />
Alumnus (alumnum?) [[Matt Sugai]] kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that they are not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 14th==<br />
~5:00 PM - [http://imgur.com/qg6dVdA] <br />
The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil? <br />
<br />
11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.<br />
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9:05 PM [[Teresa Amott]] spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????<br />
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==Thursday, March 16th==<br />
1:27 AM [[Scott Roberts]] (landlord of the [[yellows]]) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.<br />
<br />
==Monday, March 20th==<br />
<br />
This was the first day of spring. [[Theresa Amott]] was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 21st==<br />
8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day. <br />
<br />
PICTURE CONFIRMATION [http://imgur.com/a/Qxmno] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, March 22nd==<br />
<br />
FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!<br />
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==Thursday, March 23rd==<br />
<br />
KEG IN THE [[QUADS]]!<br />
<br />
Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???<br />
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<br />
REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is [[Teresa Amott]] possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [http://imgur.com/6PGZpXJ] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES <br />
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==Monday, March 27th==<br />
Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!<br />
<br />
4:53PM - [[Mark Holmes]] encourages his Open Studio students to 'dig' through their notes from past years to create an artist statement. Does he want us to dig something else??? Only time will tell.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, March 28th==<br />
12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???<br />
<br />
7:21PM Two members of TKS overheard in founders planning the flunk day issue!???!! Seems kind of soon doesn't it???? <---what will tks DIG up this year??<br />
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10:46AM - [[Peter Bailey]] is wearing a tie with geckos on it. His lizard is showing, this means we're getting close.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, March 30th==<br />
3:42PM - [[Emma Lister]] caught wearing skull and cross-bone earrings. She's definitely a pirate. <---- not like we haven't know this though <--- GOD BLESS EMMA LISTER <br />
<br />
3:55PM - Members of videocorp seen taking a strange shot of [[Ben Smolinski]] looking confused and taking his shirt off in the sculpture studio in The Whitcomb Art Center. When asked what this strange video was about, they were bound to resist giving an answer. [[Tristian Yi]], flunk day planner??? [[Joe Connors]], internal conspiracist??? We need more information to confirm!!!!!! <br />
<br />
==Friday, March 31st==<br />
Word has it there will be a ceremonial ground breaking tonight. <br />
<br />
==Monday, April 3rd==<br />
This will be the day. This is it.<br />
<br />
PREDICT FLUNK DAY STARTS TODAY. 11:30am to 12:30pm, 5:30 to 6:30pm in front on the Caf. Come through and earn prizes!<br />
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^^^ umm... flunk day planners definitely on the wikifire right here trying to throw us off course!! <----- confirmed<br />
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==Tuesday, April 4th==<br />
11:54AM - 3 cuties seen wielding a single shovel in a very specific formation through the quads.....we know what's coming.<br />
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==Wednesday, April 5th==<br />
12:00AM - The mud pit gasps their first, glorious breath of the season.<br />
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==Thursday, April 6th==<br />
Andrew Salemi sends out email inviting students for free ice cream and board games. Obviously overflow from Flunk Day supplies. Possibly the first ever Flunk Day on a Friday and an Admitted Students Day.<br />
<br />
==Sunday, April 9th==<br />
<br />
SPOTTED: Pepsi stand east of Gizmo patio. Leftover from Prairie Fire Fest- keeping it out for an early flunk???<br />
Trash cans still lining area outside Gizmo patio. Easier access for an early flunk.<br />
<br />
==Monday, April 10th==<br />
12:37AM - Still no word on who's a [[friar]] yet... Is Flunk Day even happening this year??? Who is a planner??? HOW DO WE NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION YET???????????<br />
<br />
I GOT A FACULTY EMAIL that talks about organizing the soft ball team. I say two weeks tops. They don't need more time than that to organize. A reminder email will be sent out the day of/before. I will get this one too!!! <---- god bless this person<br />
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Coms Office Releases THIS ARTICLE ABOUT PREDICTING FLUNK DAY https://www.knox.edu/news/a-pocket-guide-to-predicting-flunk-day -----> They seem a little TOO insistent that they don't know when it is. I think they know.<br />
<br />
!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGGEEEEEEEE! Also check out Peter Bailey's prediction ......<br />
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==Tuesday, April 11th==<br />
<br />
Where is the "flunk day is a privilege" email??? Deb Southern wyd<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 12th==<br />
Williston Hall seems to be awfully loud tonight. Do the quiet ones know something?<br />
<br />
Sam Duffy changed her profile picture to a Flunk Day throwback. She's on the inside... trust me.<br />
<br />
Looks like the planners are going in for a late flunk again this year:<br />
Evidence: <br />
<br />
1. No Flunk Day email has been sent out yet. NONE. NADA. The email is sent out pretty early in the term<br />
<br />
2. Do any seniors know if they are friars yet? NO scares in the quads (yet! wait for it, Freshies) <br />
<br />
3. The mud pit is DRY, even though I heard that some Sig Chi and SNu had top secret agenda paperwork piling up in their basements regarding some flunkin' important matters<br />
<br />
4. Grass has not been mowed....Can someone find out when the grass is scheduled to be mowed next?<br />
<br />
5. Flunk Day T-shirts are not sold yet (Did UB forget that we are not stupid and that FLUNK is to happen few weeks after they start selling the t-shirts???)<br />
<br />
Flunk Spirit *R.I.P.*<br />
*ALL around campus there is a shortage of drunk people. Wake up and take a shot ya tokers, the Flunk might be closer than you think.*<br />
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==Thursday, April 13th==<br />
Direct source from planners, it's today🍆🍆🍆 ---> CONFIRMED<br />
<br />
6:46 PM Fiji blasting music and playing basketball. Have their Alumni told them the date of the flunk? <----Conspiracy<br />
<br />
"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like flunk day all the time." -Anonymous<br />
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==Sunday, April 16th==<br />
<br />
[11:00pm] Y'ALL we all need to STEP IT UP and start hyping up the FLUNK!!!! I can't sustain the wiki fire by myself.....flunk day is about TEAMWORK! LET'S DO THIS. That being said it's definitely tomorrow <--- CONFIRMED < ----------- COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. IT IS SO DEAD IM EMBARRASSED<br />
<br />
==Monday, April 17th==<br />
<br />
The Freshman were all given Flunk Day Survival Info from their RAs before last Monday. Any day now is officially open to being Flunk Day. <br />
Let the predictions flow like a ship at sea. AAAAARRRRRGH! IT's GAME ON! ---> CONFIRMED. [2:10 pm] Talked to a freshman in my class and she said her suite had the Flunk Day talk last week. Another freshman told me they had theirs two weekends ago.<br />
<br />
Admitted Students Days are over. Where's the email, Deb???<br />
<br />
[9:18 pm] Email from Andrew Salemi announcing that Flunk Day shirts can be ordered online NOW! (what happened to tabling ppl? truly a lost art) This is not a drill.<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 18th==<br />
<br />
Taiko Drum circle was moved from this day to sunday.....could it be?<br />
<br />
Merchandise email is out!!! the time is near.... any day now<br />
<br />
also...who are our planners???? would help bunches <-- they are shadows in the dark a.k.a we will never know<br />
<br />
[10:56 am] Deb Southern has sent the email. Flunk season has begun. <-----CONFIRMED!<br />
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TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA OUR DEB BABE HAS SENT THE FLUNK EMAIL!<br />
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==Wednesday, April 19th==<br />
Probably not this day seeing as it is the Almost There Fair for Seniors to pick up their caps and gowns (and also donate money to the school).<br />
<br />
It's B.G.'s birthday...could the planners be trying to combine to drunk catastrophe's into one day to minimize damage? Seems likely.<br />
<br />
[3:10 pm] SPOTTED: TKS editors [[Rachel Landman]] and [[Erika Riley]] carrying newspapers down hallway of Seymour. They went in the campus life office. Could be the Flunk Day issue???<----FALSE TKS does NOT know when flunk day is, they just make an issue earlier in the term so they can print it on the day when they find out just like everyone else. <-------True only 4 people know when Flunk day is: New campus life person that has replaced Travis, 2 flunk day planners from UB, and one school person (T Amott) <---- False. Many more than 4 people know. Admissions so they don't schedule tours. Deb Southern and other people in OSD. Campus Safety so they can be prepares to try (ha!) to stop the mud pit. The administration is ripe with information. <----True. TKS isn't the admin, but they definitely print in advance and give the issue to Campus Life.<br />
<br />
==Thursday, April 20th==<br />
<br />
Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?<br />
<br />
Could this be the first 4/20 Flunk? Rumor has it one of the secret planners is a hard core stoner...<br />
<br />
a 4/20 flunk day could be huge!! there are mostly club meetings but no big events so it is a big possibility. at least it would be a good day to scare the freshies for the first time!<br />
<br />
Does anyone know if they're a friar yet??!?!?! NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING!!!<br />
<br />
Lots of people posting on facebook today about Smashmouth. Could this finally be our year?<br />
<br />
==Friday, April 21st==<br />
Everyone knows it's an established rule that flunk day is never on a Friday, but riddle me this- do pirates follow the rules?<br />
<br />
You could take photos with fruit in the caf today. Basically flunk day.<br />
<br />
==Sunday, April 23==<br />
<br />
Vlad spotted on campus.<br />
<br />
Vlad was also spotted drinking heavily on Saturday night. His direct quotes "let the flunk season begin!!!!" *takes a shot* <br />
<br />
SPOTTED ON CAMPUS MOVING STUFF BACK AND FORTH!!! <---- What kind of stuff? Details, ''PLEASE''! <----- A bag full of human skulls and 5 torches!!!<br />
<br />
'''FLUNK DAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED!!''' Koreen is at the Gizmo, after hours!!<br />
<br />
The Pirates beat the Yankees today, so we're DEFINITELY flunking tomorrow<br />
<br />
MAIL ROOM LIGHTS ARE ON!!!!! <------time stamp? (Smh, freshman?) Mailroom lights are always on unless you are speaking of the office part inside<br />
<br />
==Monday, April 24th==<br />
<br />
Today there's a NYTimes journalist coming to campus and the new Parke Ethicist-in-Residence thing is happening. Big enough to stop the Flunk? Maybe not. <----- ethicist is here all week as it's a residency, flunk day is still a possibility. <---- and she's an alum, so she's familiar with flunk day! maybe that's why they chose her???<br />
<br />
First scare of the season!!!<br />
<br />
Janitorial got 6 large boxes of floor cleaner. Prep for post-Flunk clean-up? #Confirmed<br />
<br />
People who ordered shirts- have they arrived yet??? PLS RESPOND <--- I haven't heard anything!<br />
<br />
There's construction happening on the east side of Old Main and there's a big hole in the ground. Maybe Flunk Day won't happen until that's done? I don't think it's out of the question, but it seems like a bad idea to have a bunch of drunk people running around with that. I'm sure Facilities knows when Flunk Day is.<br />
<br />
Members of Union Board have received their shirts at their weekly meeting. We could be flunkin' any day now, all is fair from here on!<-----confirmed <br />
<br />
Staff members will get their flunk day shirts on Wednesday? So it couldn't be on Tuesday <br />
<br />
10: 55 PM Fijis are shouting. This should be normal behavior except they're shouting "flunk day!!!!" do they know something?<br />
<br />
==Tuesday, April 25th==<br />
<br />
T. Amott canceled the fundraising event for Merrit and moved it to next monday -------->>>> confirmed<br />
<br />
Previous Flunk Day planner has leaked that THIS IS THE DAY <------ CONFIRMED #COLTRON <------no patience for fake news, pics or it didn't happen<br />
<br />
Dean Behling spotted landing a nollie kickflip down down the steps of the gizmo pattio. SHE IS FEELING THE FLUNK <---------- CONFIRMED. SHE ALSO LANDED A VARIAL OFF OF THE ALUMNI HALL FRONT STEPS.<br />
<br />
huddled group of freshman overheard muttering about how they "...just wish flunk day would be done already" as they cast wary eyes around looking for snooping seniors, who might wake them up a tad early again, just to fuck with them.<br />
<br />
FLUNK DAY APPAREL IS IN<br />
<br />
Overheard a librarian explaining Flunk Day to a student worker. She thinks it's going to be an early Flunk.<br />
<br />
Everyone knows we've been rooting for a Smashmouth flunk for the past few years. According to the band's website, there are no shows booked between April 22 and May 13. Could it be that they're making a stop in The Burg between shows????????<br />
<br />
"All Star" by Smashmouth was playing in the mailroom this morning...sign of the flunk?? Do they know something we don't?<br />
<br />
==Wednesday, April 26th==<br />
FLUNK DAY FRIAR INFO STILL NOT SENT OUT. SURPRISE FLUNK FOR ALL??<br />
<br />
Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction?<br />
⬆️ Same for his Econ 303 syllabus.<br />
<br />
HEAR, HEAR MY FELLOW KNOXIES:<br />
Evidence shows that this day VERY CLEARLY can be the long awaited, the most drunk, flunk day of the century.<br />
<br />
Now, What evidence do I have you might say?<br />
<br />
1. T Amott Cancelled her fancy reception for Tuesday, preparing for the Flunk?<br />
<br />
2. There is supposed to be a track and field meet in Des Moines, but this IS NOT happening<br />
<br />
3. Greek Week has something scheduled for each day of the week, except this one. It is "wear jeans" day. Knowing that Greek week is organized by people in Campus Life, the same offices where our FLUNK <br />
DAY is planned DID THEY HINT NOT TO PUT ANY EVENT UP THIS DAY BECAUSE WE'RE FLUNKIN'?<br />
<br />
4. It is the day after AnSo Senior Research Draft is due<-------------AnSo professors would reward you for such an effort with flunk, wouldn't they? <------#AnSotheory<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
"Just saw this at a computer that was left logged in at the library, I logged out but got some good insight, this sorority girl knows her shit" :<br />
<br />
5. UB has not gotten their shirts yet, which always happens before the day<br />
<br />
6. Two confirmed planners, the UB advisor, and a suspected planner were at Walmart on a SUNDAY/today (cannot be part of normal UB business, therefore 100% Flunk related)<br />
<br />
7. The shirts are in but still need to be distributed to people that ordered them. Shirts are likely to be distributed across multiple days (unconfirmed and possibly misunderstood) <-- The can put them in mailboxes day-of<br />
<br />
8.Unconfirmed but someone says the purple shirts are not in (for staff day-of) <-----staff members get their shirts on Wednesday? Can someone confirm?<br />
<br />
9. Athletic events have been cancelled day-of in the past<br />
<br />
10. Weather forecast gives no indication of date because it is decided upon way before and they will not move it at the last minute<---------weather forecast for Wednesday is rainy, easier access to the mudpit?<br />
<br />
11. Unlikely to be close to or past May 10th because a current planner caught a lot of shit for it last year<br />
<br />
Make of this what you will. The first viable date for Flunk day is this Wednesday.<br />
<br />
Coltan Parker's Ass spotted hanging out the shotgun window of a blue subaru impreza as it drove by SMC. The numbers 04 were on his left cheek and 26 on his right. It may be a sign, or simply a deceptive trick. Who's to say?<br />
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pirate flag spotted in one of betas windows. Do they know something we don't? <------ no they just like getting drunk and talking about booty<br />
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The shirts are out for pick up tonight?!?! Flunkday is tomorrow guys!!!<br />
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==Thursday, April 27th==<br />
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There's a dining etiquette dinner tonight, so there's NO WAY it could be today.<br />
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==Friday, April 28th==<br />
Flunk Day 2014<br />
==Saturday, April 29th==<br />
Flunk Day 2015<br />
==Monday, May 1st==<br />
Andrew Salemi looked too calm. Must be a Monday flunk. #confirmed<br />
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Flunk Day 2013<br />
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Vlad P reportedly cancelled a Skype interview with a very lucrative company for this day, rescheduling it for an earlier date...could he be preparing to not interview while trashed?<br />
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Peter Bailey spotted telling AIPEF group that if he could participate in their flunk day predictions he would put $50 dollars on this day...*hint hint*<br />
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Not much on the calendar today. THIS COULD BE HUGE!<br />
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==Tuesday, May 2nd==<br />
[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."<br />
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==Wednesday, May 3rd==<br />
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.<br />
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==Thursday, May 4th==<br />
could be. maybe. ponder on it<br />
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==Sunday, May 7th==<br />
Rally's birthday (a member of [[Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick]]). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it. <br />
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==Monday, May 8th==<br />
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Not much on the calendar today either...<br />
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==Tuesday, May 9th==<br />
It's gonna be the 9th. [[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong. <---false, he has been wrong for many years in a row now. (Sorry JPow)<br />
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==Wednesday, May 10th==<br />
Flunk Day 2016<br />
==Thursday, May 11th==<br />
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==Tuesday, September 19th==<br />
It's gotta be on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And you thought last year's flunk day was late. <br />
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[[Category:Flunk Day]]</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Joel_Willison&diff=30260Joel Willison2017-04-06T02:58:52Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>Ultimate Frisbee is a co-ed club sport at Knox College. Currently, the club is named the Knox College River Rats/Mary Todds. They have competed in tournaments throughout the Midwest and compete in the Central Plains Section of the Great Lakes Region of the USAU College Series. <br />
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== Beginnings ==<br />
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Knox Ultimate was founded by students Rob Clark and Ned Early, in 1992.<br />
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== Dingos ==<br />
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Eschewing the school's offical Prarie Fire mascot, The Dingos was chosen as the original name of the team, and they sported a Wile E. Coyote-ish standing dingo as their mascot. This name lasted until 2001, when it was reappropriated for the Alumni Team (a group of alums, spouses and friends who play in the annual Natalie Verazano tournament). The team rarely competed in tournaments at this time.<br />
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== Casual Mexican Dining ==<br />
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After a team discussion in 2001, the team name was put to a vote and was subsequently changed to "Casual Mexican Dining". <br />
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===Etymology===<br />
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The name comes from a tournament trip in 2000, when team members drove by a laundromat with a cardboard sign in the window reading "CASUAL MEXICAN DINING". The team stopped to investigate, went to the back of the laundromat, and found a small room with a picnic table and a place settings - a tiny restaurant. The team name remained until 2005.<br />
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===Regionals Appearance===<br />
The team began to compete more actively in UPA sanctioned tournaments as well as the UPA College Series - the offical sectional and regional competions that determine 16 teams to compete in the UPA College Championships (akin to the NCAA's "Final Four"). In the 2003 season, Knox defeated Notre Dame (amongst other teams) to win a bid in the Central Plains for the first time in school history. They competed against teams from Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, and went 2-2, with the University of Illinois and Ohio State winning the two bids to the Nationals.<br />
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* The team was known for a large number of [[TKE]] players, notably [[Ben Martin]], founder of the current chapter of TKE and former Dingo/CMD team captain.<br />
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== Xonk ==<br />
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In 2005, the team again voted to change their name, this time choosing the onamatopoetic "Xonk" (Knox backwards, obviously). The team has seen a significant number of its players affiliate themselves with the [[Sigma Chi]] Fraternity since its inception, notably [[Nate Pierce]], a founder of the school's chapter.<br />
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== Baberham ==<br />
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In 2010, the club changed its name once again, now sporting the moniker "Baberham", which appears to bizarrely reference Knox's Abraham Lincoln connection(s) as well as its reputation for taking advantage of free expression. <br />
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The 2010-2011 Ultimate season was considered one of the most successful Knox sports seasons of all time. Lead by a group of talented seniors, the smoking hot freshman gave Knox a new and improved look both on and off the field. Grandpa Tim showed off his dashing speed and wooed one particular Frisbee girl with his j-biebs haircut. Another one of the fearless leaders was Caroline The Womanicorn Coatney who uses her gazelle-like grace to swoop across the field like the wind over the Arizona desert, (she is a mythical creature, reborn once every ten thousand years inside of a falcon's egg which she breaks out of using her tiny horn). Dave Currysauce Kurian gave the team the majority of its ethnicity. Often mistaken for a shadow, some have believed he is capable of flight. Liz Thomas, also known as "Strips Quickly," completed this fabulous foursome. Don't let being the Sigma Chi Sweetheart fool you, she was a feisty pixie on the field. <br />
As much as the seniors will be missed, which isn't very much, the youth of the team will provide a bright and sunny future. Some have already dubbed the Ultimate class of 2014 "the most naturally talented group Knox has ever seen" in addition to "the most gorgeous bunch of people everrrrr." The freshman class consists of talent from all around the US, from Wisconsin (Go Shorewood!!) to Idaho and all those states in between. By the end of their four years, it can be assured that Knox will have its first ever national championship.<br />
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The following is an email sent out my Brann Gallagher during the end of the 2010-2011 Ultimate frisbee year. It is perhaps the most epic email ever sent out to announce a scrimmage.<br />
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"Ultimate Players and all other inhabitants of Knox College!<br />
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Let it be known that its seems almost a fortnight has nearly pasted since we have engaged in a full squad scrimmage to determine the champion team of ultimate (at least for that day). For the stoic individuals who have continued to show up to practice,well then-- continue to wield your metaphorical ax of effort and continue to enjoy the smoking of earth's bounty, (oh and continue to show up to practice).<br />
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We must continue to battle against the relentless onslaught brought by the slothful, whose lethargy threatens us and collects like an infection that bangs against the doors of our glorious ultimate field. Step forward-- everyone! May both God and the spirits of the founders watch over you as you embark on your honorable duty. The duty to come to scrimmage today. It shall not be bemoaned! We will begin with ample training and preparation in the art of disc throwing at four hours past the zenith and begin our eminent battle in recreation at four and half hours past..<br />
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.aka we start scrimmaging at 4:30 see you there"<br />
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== 2016: Knox Makes its First Nationals Appearance ==<br />
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In the spring of 2016, the men's ultimate team changed their name and species to River Rats. Inspired by their increased sense of determination, hunger, and love for long road trips, the Rats attended High Tide tournament in North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina over Spring Break in order to prepare for the upcoming grind that was to be their season. Though the team came away with an 8-1 record, they were prouder to preserve Knox's reputation as the "Harvard of the Midwest" in their newfound rivalry with Yale University. The rivalry was ignited on the second day of pool play, when Dan Perez, the notorious disc thief and 3-Meat Panini extraordinaire, stole a Yale "Superfly" disc before getting caught and reprimanded. Jeremy Gogoel attempted to defuse the tensions by acting very blase about the theft, but the opposition was angry, and rattled. Knox no doubt went on to win the game and a beautiful ivy league rivalry was formed.<br />
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The River Rats went on to take third at Illinois Invite before winning the Illinois Conference Championships. The clinching victory secured them the number one seed coming out of the Illinois Section heading into the weekend of Regionals two weeks later. This was the first time that Knox had won their section in three years, when the 2013 Baberham team went on to win second place in the Regional tournament. <br />
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On May 1st, 2016, the River Rats defeated Valparaiso University, the 4th nationally ranked D-III team, to clinch a bid to Nationals. The 2016 event, which pits the top 16 teams against each other in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, will be Knox's first appearance at the National Championship.<br />
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The Rats Will Never Stop Eating.<br />
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Harper Garvey, I love you so much. Bing-Bong<br />
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== Nationals ==<br />
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The Knox River Rats floated their way down to their first nationals via large and small waterways to arrive in NC on May 20th, 2016. Throughout 3 days of competitive play they scratched and nibbled their way to a 5th place finish, Losing only to Lewis & Clark and the eventual champions Georgia College. <br />
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Only time will tell if the Rats or Pussies will make an equally grimy return journey in the 2017 season, but the future seems bright with such stars as Neil "The Ferret" "I Love Evanescence" Banerji as their new Team Manager.<br />
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== Natalie Veneziano Winter White Out Tournament ==<br />
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Each winter, Knox holds an indoor tournament across the gym's four courts, playing one game at a time. The tournament is named for Natalie Veneziano, a former Knox Ultimate player who recently passed away from cancer. At the tournament, a ceremony is held thanking the teams, remembering Natalie, and awarding the Rob Clark Award to the alumni who best displayed the spirit of Ultimate Frisbee and contributed it to the club. It has been awarded once to a non-alumni: in 2004, [[Jeremy Karlin]] (husband of professor [[Monica Berlin]] and long-time team tutor, competitor, and friend for the team). The mixed Knox A team won the tournament in 2014, 2016, and 2017.<br />
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== References ==<br />
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* http://www.knox.edu/x4208.xml ''Knox Website news article'']<br />
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[[Category:Clubs]]</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Quiver&diff=30258Quiver2017-04-05T20:13:42Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>''Quiver'' is the title of Knox's collection of online magazines, which currently include [[The Third Level]] (science fiction and fantasy), [[Wynken, Blynken, and Nod]] (children's literature), and [[Diminished Capacity]] (humor). The webzines provide the campus with an outlet for genre fiction, poetry, and art, and each is named after a famous alumni author. As of 2013, Quiver is a printed publication.<br />
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== History ==<br />
''Quiver'' came into being at the behest of [[Robin Metz]], who proposed science fiction and children's literature webzines to [[Emalene Clark]] in Spring 2006. The first issues of [[The Third Level]] and [[Wynken, Blynken, and Nod]] were released in Fall 2006.<br />
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It is important to note that Quiver does NOT fall under the autonomy of [[BIP]], as most other campus publications do (such as [[Catch]] and [[TKS]]). This gives it an unprecedented amount of self-jurisdiction. <br />
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== Links ==<br />
[http://quiver.knox.edu ''Quiver'']<br />
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P.S. This is all old, Quiver is no longer online. Submit to Quiver</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Joel_Willison&diff=30257Joel Willison2017-04-05T20:12:04Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>Part of the class of 2020. Sort of counts as an international student, he was born in Evanston, Illinois. But moved to Kenya when he was 6, and the Kampala, Uganda when he was 7. Lived in Uganda for the remainder of his school life. No longer calls Uganda home as his parents now live in Shanghai. Is the youngest of 5.<br />
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Joel isn't dumb though he may seem dumb.<br />
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He is an adopted resident of raub-sellew 2<br />
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<div>Part of the class of 2020. Sort of counts as an international student, he was born in Evanston Illinois. But moved to Kenya when he was 6, and the Kampala, Uganda when he was 7. Lived in Uganda for the remainder of his school life. No longer calls Uganda home as his parents now live in Shanghai. Is the youngest of 5.<br />
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Joel isn't dumb though he may seem dumb.<br />
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He is an adopted resident of raub-sellew 2<br />
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<div>Jaki ( pronounced jacky) is a trio mentor. she is a current improviser and usually has a smile on her face. jokes. nah really though she does, its like always there. its scary honestly. She weirdly good at hide-and-go seek even though she always wants to laugh when people come close. Fun fact: her full name is Olivia Jaklyn Herrmann</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Hannah_Lee&diff=30254Hannah Lee2017-04-05T20:04:37Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>not to be confused with Hana Lee a former Improver. Hannah is a current improver, she kicks tush and is one of the most innocent people you are ever likely to meet on campus.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=T.C.K&diff=30145T.C.K2017-02-28T05:32:55Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>T.C.K stands for Third Culture Kid (the Kid part really doesn't apply but thats the term so oh well). These people are the bomb. So a T.C.K. is someone who was born somewhere and then raised somewhere else, usually overseas. An example is someone being born in America but then growing up in London or Ghana. They don't fit in their home culture cause they're seen as "different" and they don't fit in their host country cause they're seen as an expat. These peeps create a "third culture" because they have to. Now these peeps are amazing. When growing up they usually had a rotating group of friends so if you encounter a T.C.K then don't be surprised if it takes a while to see the REAL them. T.C.K's had friends usually from embassies or large corporations and thus the friends would basically leave every two years like clockwork.<br />
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Some T.C.K. characteristics:<br />
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Being either REALLY good at goodbyes or REALLY bad at goodbyes. They've done it a LOT<br />
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They know their way around traveling. they've had to travel a LOT and thus.<br />
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Have personal favorite airports. It's weird, but ask but they have a personal favorite, mines Heathrow.<br />
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know their way around airports. They know the secrets.<br />
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Usually don't take bullshit. Because their friends left basically every two years they really want to get to know people really well and dont really want all that small talk BS.<br />
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Either really extroverted or really introverted. as discussed in the previous point. they had to find some way to cope. they may have a mix of both. everyones different.<br />
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They've got their whole life story memorized for when you inevitably ask them " so where's home"<br />
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They've got whack ass stories. sit down as talk to them, they'll probably share the stories they love.<br />
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They probably have no idea about some American stuff. I know it took me a while to get used to the whole other side of the road thing.<br />
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again, T.C.K.'s are the bomb, they're some of the most down to earth and fun people to meet. They probably are the people around Knox that arent even sure if they should have been in international orientation or count as an international student.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Nothing&diff=30135Nothing2017-01-20T07:09:12Z<p>Goose: Created page with "*nothing*"</p>
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<div>*nothing*</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=T.C.K&diff=30130T.C.K2016-12-20T13:56:25Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>T.C.K stands for Third Culture Kid (the Kid part really doesn't apply but thats the term so oh well). These people are the bomb. So a T.C.K. is someone who was born somewhere and then raised somewhere else, usually overseas. An example is someone being born in America but then growing up in London or Ghana. They don't fit in their home culture cause their seen as "different" and they dont fit in their host country cause they're seen as an expat. These peeps create a "third culture" because they have to. Now these peeps are amazing. When growing up they usually had a rotating group of friends so if you encounter a T.C.K then don't be surprised if it takes a while to see the REAL them. T.C.K's had friends usually from embassies or large corporations and thus the friends would basically leave every two years like clockwork.<br />
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Some T.C.K. characteristics:<br />
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Being either REALLY good at goodbyes or REALLY bad at goodbyes. They've done it a LOT<br />
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They know their way around traveling. they've had to travel a LOT and thus.<br />
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Have personal favorite airports. It's weird, but ask but they have a personal favorite, mines Heathrow.<br />
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and know their way around airports. They know the secrets.<br />
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Usually don't take bullshit. Because their friends left basically every two years they really want to get to know people really well and dont really want all that small talk BS.<br />
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Either really extroverted or really introverted. as discussed in the previous point. they had to find some way to cope. they may have a mix of both. everyones different.<br />
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They've got their whole life story memorized for when you inevitably ask them " so where's home"<br />
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They've got whack ass stories. sit down as talk to them, they'll probably share the stories they love.<br />
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They probably have no idea about some American stuff. I know it took me a while to get used to the whole other side of the road thing.<br />
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again, T.C.K.'s are the bomb, they're some of the most down to earth and fun people to meet. They probably are the people around Knox that arent even sure if they should have been in international orientation or count as an international student.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=T.C.K&diff=30129T.C.K2016-12-19T21:10:57Z<p>Goose: Created page with "T.C.K stands for Third Culture Kid (the Kid part really doesn't apply but thats the term so oh well). These people are the bomb. So a T.C.K. is someone who was born somewhere ..."</p>
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<div>T.C.K stands for Third Culture Kid (the Kid part really doesn't apply but thats the term so oh well). These people are the bomb. So a T.C.K. is someone who was born somewhere and then raised somewhere else, usually overseas. An example is someone being born in America but then growing up in London or Ghana. They don't fit in their home culture cause their seen as "different" and they dont fit in their host country cause they're seen as an expat. These peeps create a "third culture" because they have to. Now these peeps are amazing. When growing up they usually had a rotating group of friends so if you encounter a T.C.K then don't be surprised if it takes a while to see the REAL them. T.C.K's had friends usually from embassies or large corporations and thus the friends would basically leave every two years like clockwork.<br />
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Some T.C.K. characteristics:<br />
Being either REALLY good at goodbyes or REALLY bad at goodbyes. They've done it a LOT<br />
They know their way around traveling. they've had to travel a LOT and thus.<br />
Have personal favorite airports. It's weird, but ask but they have a personal favorite, mines Heathrow.<br />
and know their way around airports. They know the secrets.<br />
Usually don't take bullshit. Because their friends left basically every two years they really want to get to know people really well and dont really want all that small talk BS.<br />
Either really extroverted or really introverted. as discussed in the previous point. they had to find some way to cope. they may have a mix of both. everyones different.<br />
They've got their whole life story memorized for when you inevitably ask them " so where's home"<br />
They've got whack ass stories. sit down as talk to them, they'll probably share the stories they love.<br />
They probably have no idea about some American stuff. I know it took me a while to get used to the whole other side of the road thing.<br />
--[[User:Goose|Goose]] ([[User talk:Goose|talk]]) 13:10, 19 December 2016 (PST)<br />
again, T.C.K.'s are the bomb, they're some of the most down to earth and fun people to meet. They probably are the people around Knox that arent even sure if they should have been in international orientation or count as an international student.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=R.I.P&diff=30118R.I.P2016-12-11T13:57:19Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>R.I.P. to the 3,440 articles on The Wiki Fire that have been deleted/lost/gone to a better place for no reason that I know of.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=R.I.P&diff=30117R.I.P2016-12-11T13:55:55Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>R.I.P. to the 3,440 articles on The Wiki Fire that have been deleted/have been lost/ gone to a better place for no reason that I know off.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=R.I.P&diff=30116R.I.P2016-12-11T13:55:23Z<p>Goose: Created page with "R.I.P. to the 3,440 articles on The Wiki Fire that have been deleted/have been lost/ gone to a better place for no reason that I know."</p>
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<div>R.I.P. to the 3,440 articles on The Wiki Fire that have been deleted/have been lost/ gone to a better place for no reason that I know.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=C.C.O.W&diff=30115C.C.O.W2016-12-08T09:10:30Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>A term that was taught in orientation to the class of 2020. It is an abbreviation of what needs to happen in consensual sex. Clear. Coherent. Ongoing. Willing. The class of 2020 however now uses it for ANYTHING. it's become, as they say, a "meme for their year". According to other Knox classes knowledge of consensual sex has never been so integrated into Knox life.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Knox_fox&diff=30114Knox fox2016-12-07T04:58:44Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>Knox Knox Knox fox fox fox. Knox fox foxy fox foxy fox fox.<br />
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The new Mascot for Knox, It's name is Blaze. So far no-one has truly blazed it with Blaze. but the year is young.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Anime&diff=30113Anime2016-12-07T04:54:16Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>Japanese animation. Anime often deals with more mature subject matters and content than traditional American kid-oriented cartoons, but still fits into basic genres of action and comedy. Some examples of anime can be seen on Cartoon Network's [[adult swim]], but the best can be [[torrented]] (except for at [[Knox]], there the [[Computer Center]] has turned off all file-sharing).<br />
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Anime is a major media for [[Sigma Nu]]. A pair of Sigma Nu's have gone so far as to create a stoner-parody episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Walking_as_a_way_of_Knowing&diff=30112Walking as a way of Knowing2016-12-07T04:26:47Z<p>Goose: Created page with "A kick-ass Freshman Preceptorial taught by Stuart Allison, seriously if you're a freshman, take this FP. It's a class about walking. You're homework is to take 2 30 minute..."</p>
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<div>A kick-ass Freshman Preceptorial taught by [[Stuart Allison]], seriously if you're a freshman, take this FP. It's a class about walking. You're homework is to take 2 30 minute walks a week. It's a great way to be introduced to the town but make sure you're walking with someone else when its late at night.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=ENG_208&diff=30111ENG 2082016-12-07T04:20:44Z<p>Goose: Created page with "A seminar on contemporary poetry writing. Discussion of published writers and student work, plus conferences."</p>
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<div>A seminar on contemporary poetry writing. Discussion of published writers and student work, plus conferences.</div>Goosehttp://thewikifire.org/index.php?title=Ford_Center_for_the_Fine_Arts&diff=30110Ford Center for the Fine Arts2016-12-07T04:19:08Z<p>Goose: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Cfa_fitz-IMG_1439.jpg|thumb|500px|right|The west side of the Center for Fine Arts. Photo by Andy Fitz.]]<br />
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The Center for Fine Arts houses the [[Department of Theatre and Dance]], all art studios, the music wing (which supports the [[Knox College Choir]] and [[Knox Jazz Ensemble]], among other things), the [[Admissions]] office, and the [[Financial Aid Office]]. You can usually find [[prospies]] wandering about aimlessly, looking at the [[art]] on display and curious as to what being in [[college]] is like. <br />
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pssstt... you CAN get onto the roof. but i aint gonna show you how.</div>Goose