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Senior Sam Tatum is overhead saying that 'Sean Kingston' will be performing at Flunk day 2018 | Senior Sam Tatum is overhead saying that 'Sean Kingston' will be performing at Flunk day 2018 | ||
− | Alumni [[Riya Tiwari]] tweeted hinting | + | Alumni [[Riya Tiwari]] tweeted hinting this is flunk day. Does she know something we don’t?. <——tweet confirmed. To trust the alumni or to not? <— They could be doing alumni scares<—-mind blowing idea: ALUMNI SCARES <——————————-HOW high are you right now? |
Possible evidence against: retirement party (drunk kids flying around might disrupt peace), alumni lunch panel (organized by career center i think which means it might have been in the works for a while), softball game that may or may not exist (no one wants to risk drunk students on the field), and the 30th is a Monday. Any of this enough to prohibit flunk? | Possible evidence against: retirement party (drunk kids flying around might disrupt peace), alumni lunch panel (organized by career center i think which means it might have been in the works for a while), softball game that may or may not exist (no one wants to risk drunk students on the field), and the 30th is a Monday. Any of this enough to prohibit flunk? | ||
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[6:03AM] No email. Go back to bed. | [6:03AM] No email. Go back to bed. | ||
− | [6:15] Freshman Brooklyn | + | [6:15] Freshman Brooklyn Demming throws water balloons at friars. <--- repeat after me. DO NOT THROW THINGS AT FRIARS. <--- lol if you know a freshmen please educate them on the joy of flunk, they are going to be embarrassed about this by the time they ar seniors. <---- FIRST YEARS CHILL <--- Have some respect freshmen, it is much harder to wake up every day to create the hype than it is for you to hear us yelling for 45 seconds (WHICH HAS HAPPENED ONLY 4 TIMES if I may point out). <--- Oh NO not WATER BALLOONS. That's, like, the WORST THING anyone could be subject to! <---- ?????????????????????????? |
==Wednesday May 2== | ==Wednesday May 2== | ||
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Prof. Robert Smith suspects it will be this date. | Prof. Robert Smith suspects it will be this date. | ||
− | Can't be today, there is an alum, Erin Daugherty, hosting office hours with students! <-- super weak reason for today to not be flunk day imo | + | Can't be today, there is an alum, Erin Daugherty, hosting office hours with students! <-- super weak reason for today to not be flunk day imo |
FLUNK DAY PUB NIGHTS FOR CHICAGO AND COLORADO ARE TUESDAY NIGHT! ARE THEY PRE-GAMING FOR A WEDNESDAY FLUNK???? THIS COULD BE *HUGE* | FLUNK DAY PUB NIGHTS FOR CHICAGO AND COLORADO ARE TUESDAY NIGHT! ARE THEY PRE-GAMING FOR A WEDNESDAY FLUNK???? THIS COULD BE *HUGE* | ||
− | Our calendar says Baseball @ Robert Morris at 6 pm, their schedule says 7 pm; WHICH ONE IS IT <---------- Flunk conspiracy?? <---------- Baseball game doesn't show up on Robert Morris's schedule | + | Our calendar says Baseball @ Robert Morris at 6 pm, their schedule says 7 pm; WHICH ONE IS IT <---------- Flunk conspiracy?? <---------- Baseball game doesn't show up on Robert Morris's schedule |
[4/30 @ 10PM] Went to the quickie and The Rock was working, he told me that he talked to the guys who bring the bouncy houses and stuff to campus and they told him it's Wednesday. Flunk Day Confirmed. <------- THE ROCK KNOWS ALL. THE ROCK KNOWS ALL. FLUNK DAY IS CONFIRMED BABY GIRL. | [4/30 @ 10PM] Went to the quickie and The Rock was working, he told me that he talked to the guys who bring the bouncy houses and stuff to campus and they told him it's Wednesday. Flunk Day Confirmed. <------- THE ROCK KNOWS ALL. THE ROCK KNOWS ALL. FLUNK DAY IS CONFIRMED BABY GIRL. | ||
− | + | ''Twas the TRUE night before Flunk Day'' | |
When good children lay | When good children lay | ||
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because today, my friends, is a day to flunk! | because today, my friends, is a day to flunk! | ||
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− | [11:02am] Unless baseball gets cancelled this is super unlikely | + | [11:02am] Unless baseball gets cancelled this is super unlikely |
− | Baseball game is happening. Looks like Week 8. | + | Baseball game is happening. Looks like Week 8. |
Flunk Day 2007 happened on May 8th: “The baseball team has an away game May 8 against Grinnell College that has been rescheduled twice already. (This could be for or against. Basically, if someone says, "It can't be Flunk Day Tuesday because the baseball team has a game," you can respond that it was already rescheduled twice so it could still be Flunk Day because they rescheduled it and may not have been able to avoid it.)” <- This was taken from the Flunk Fay 2007 page! Soo Flunk day today??? <--- They are not allowed to reschedule on Flunk Day. Administration makes sure that they do not. | Flunk Day 2007 happened on May 8th: “The baseball team has an away game May 8 against Grinnell College that has been rescheduled twice already. (This could be for or against. Basically, if someone says, "It can't be Flunk Day Tuesday because the baseball team has a game," you can respond that it was already rescheduled twice so it could still be Flunk Day because they rescheduled it and may not have been able to avoid it.)” <- This was taken from the Flunk Fay 2007 page! Soo Flunk day today??? <--- They are not allowed to reschedule on Flunk Day. Administration makes sure that they do not. | ||
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==Thursday May 3== | ==Thursday May 3== | ||
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Can't be today, there is an alum, Erin Daugherty, hosting a workshop! <-- How on Earth could this influence the Flunk day date? This is an extremely weak reason. Nothing is sacred. | Can't be today, there is an alum, Erin Daugherty, hosting a workshop! <-- How on Earth could this influence the Flunk day date? This is an extremely weak reason. Nothing is sacred. | ||
− | Chem 399 seminar is schedule on this date. Does it matter? <---- Seems unlikely. But luckily it's Tuesday so it doesn't matter anyway! | + | Chem 399 seminar is schedule on this date. Does it matter? <---- Seems unlikely. But luckily it's Tuesday so it doesn't matter anyway! |
==Friday May 4== | ==Friday May 4== | ||
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ATTENTION: News from the Office of Communications—Megan Scott, who knows the exact date of Flunk Day, was overheard saying that historically Knox Flunks occur during later weeks (ironic due to the Very Late Flunk Blow-Up of 2016). She dropped the suggestion of Week 8. GUYS, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | ATTENTION: News from the Office of Communications—Megan Scott, who knows the exact date of Flunk Day, was overheard saying that historically Knox Flunks occur during later weeks (ironic due to the Very Late Flunk Blow-Up of 2016). She dropped the suggestion of Week 8. GUYS, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | ||
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==Tuesday May 8== | ==Tuesday May 8== | ||
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I will be the first to say, this will be the FLUNK. | I will be the first to say, this will be the FLUNK. | ||
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==Wednesday May 9== | ==Wednesday May 9== |