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| − | + | You're a mean one, Ms. Amott, | |
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| + | You really are a heel! | ||
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| + | You're as cuddly as a cactus, | ||
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| + | You're as charming as an eel, Ms. Amott. | ||
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| + | You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! | ||
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| + | You're a monster, Ms. Amott. | ||
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| + | Your heart's an empty hole! | ||
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| + | Your brain is full of spiders, | ||
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| + | You've got garlic in your soul, Ms. Amott. | ||
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| + | I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! | ||
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| + | You're a vile one, Ms. Amott. | ||
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| + | You have termites in your smile! | ||
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| + | You have all the tender sweetness | ||
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| + | Of a seasick crocodile, Ms. Amott. | ||
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| + | Given the choice between the two of you | ||
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| + | I'd take the seasick crocodile! | ||
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| + | You're a foul one, Ms. Amott. | ||
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| + | You're a nasty wasty skunk! | ||
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| + | Your heart is full of unwashed socks, | ||
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| + | Your soul is full of gunk, Ms. Amott. | ||
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| + | The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: | ||
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| + | "Stink! Stank! Stunk!" | ||
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| + | You're a rotter, Ms. Amott. | ||
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| + | You're the queen of sinful sots! | ||
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| + | Your heart's a dead tomato splotched | ||
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| + | With moldy purple spots, Ms. Amott. | ||
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| + | Your soul is an appalling dump heap | ||
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| + | Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable | ||
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| + | Mangled up in tangled up knots! | ||
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| + | You nauseate me, Ms. Amott, | ||
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| + | With a nauseous super "naus!" | ||
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| + | You're a crooked dirty jockey, | ||
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| + | And you drive a crooked horse, Ms. Amott. | ||
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| + | You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich | ||
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| + | With arsenic sauce! | ||
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| + | (Teresa Amott is the 19th President of Knox College.) | ||
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