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Matt Lawton was a member of the [[class of 2008]] from [[Portland, Oregon]].  He was pretty cool, but then he took a leave of absence for [[2006-2007]] and subsequently transferred to a school in [[Oregon]]. He left [[Galesburg]] in early April.  His goodbye party involved [[drama]].
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Matt Lawton was a member of the [[class of 2008]] from [[Portland, Oregon]] and is widely considered to be a [[hot piece of ass]]. He was also a member of the [[Honor Board]].  He took a leave of absence for [[2006-2007]] and subsequently transferred to a school in [[Oregon]]. He left [[Galesburg]] in early April.
  
[[Jesus]] doesn't want him for a sunbeam.
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He once had sex with Yoda, and out of Yoda's vagina popped around thirty Jedi.  One of them was Mace Windu.
  
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Latest revision as of 10:38, 27 November 2007

Matt Lawton was a member of the class of 2008 from Portland, Oregon and is widely considered to be a hot piece of ass. He was also a member of the Honor Board. He took a leave of absence for 2006-2007 and subsequently transferred to a school in Oregon. He left Galesburg in early April.

He once had sex with Yoda, and out of Yoda's vagina popped around thirty Jedi. One of them was Mace Windu.