Wisconsin

Wisconsin is a state made of cheese. It has happy cows, unlike California, which only claims to have happy cows. These cows produce happy things like cheese and cheese curds, which squeak when you chew them (not to be confused with the cheddar curds in the Gizmo, which do not squeak and are heavily deep fried).

People from Wisconsin are called cheeseheads, and the state is commonly referred to as "Wiscanada"

If you are unfortunate enough to be pulled over for speeding in Wisconsin while driving with Illinois plates, they will clean you out.

Famous people from Wisconsin include the following:

• Harry Houdini
• Georgia O'Keeffe
• Frank Lloyd Wright
• Liberace
• Thornton Wilder
• William H. Rehnquist
• Orson Welles
• Laura Ingalls Wilder
• The Green Bay Packers