Alex Shi

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Alex Shi, also known as Alex Shit is from Naperville.

The volume of his voice has a positive correlation with the number of beers he's already had.

Decibels = 50 + 4.5b

This is of course only applicable before b(beers) is greater than 15.

He contracts a British accent while drunk.