Patrick Thomas "DC" Kirschenheiter

This page does not exist, or so Mr. Kirschenheiter would have you believe.

Patrick or "DC" or simply "Pat", is, in fact, the last sane man on earth. He is a friend to all living things and despite his love of the intellectual pursuits, passion for achieving a peaceful Utopian brotherhood of of man, he still remains a bad enough dude to rescue the president.

In addition to possessing the strength of one-thousand and twelve men, it is speculated by ancient and mysterious cults that "DC" is, in fact, a demigod, although this has yet to be confirmed.

He's fun to be around on Flunk Day and REALLY likes Physics.