270 W. Tompkins
The house between Jazz House and Tompkins. It has been a theme house in the past, though in the 2007-2008 school year, as per the temporary discontinuation of theme housing, it did not have an official theme. In the 2010-2011 year, no group applied for special interest housing in 270 W. Tompkins, and the inhabitants formed SMF House. Represent.
Several rooms have what appear to be bloodstains or shitstains on the carpets. How they got there - nobody knows.
 Past and Present Themes
- Harambee House - pre-Habitat House
- Habitat House - pre-2007
- Naked House (Unofficial) - 2007-2008
- Steak House - 2008-2009
- Tree House - 2009-2010
- SMF House (Unofficial) - 2010-2011 SMF FTW.
- Gingerbread House - 2011-2012
- French House - 2014-2015
- ??? - 2015-2016
- French House - 2016-2017
- Culinary House - 2017-2018
- Harry Potter House - 2018-