Abolition of Queues of 1908

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Whereas, schoolboys tend to only consume one item of nutriment from the prepared section in the Knox Luncheonette, we find it senseless and brash to form a line waiting to be served by such an establishment. From the date of September 26th, 1908 forward, no such queue will ever form in said cafetorium. Schoolboys will instead frolic about, munching on the various offers that our gracious chef has prepared.