Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick
Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick -- a real chapter of a real fraternity founded in Yellows 8.
Their beginnings head all the way back to the summer of 2016 when they solidified their core values: -Drinking 40s -Chanting -Dropping it low at Cherry Street -Memes -Breakfast -Radical love and kindness -Spookiness
Dirty Dan (Basketball Shorts) Donnie (D w/ the B) Micky (Mick the Legend) Oswald (Ozzie/Oz) Rally (Rallison)
Their annual formal YELLOWS ROSE is held in winter term and involves a wine and cheese ceremony of civility, drinking from the goblet of brotherhood, and leading a flag waving parade around the yellows at midnight.
- ASSDICK IS AN INDEPENDENT FRAT THAT HAS NO INTENTIONS OF OFFENDING OR REFERENCING OTHER FRATERNITIES OR SORORITIES***