Anti-Philosophy Club

Anti-Philosophy Club is a system of clicks and beeps. It exists (and some years ceases to exist, only to rise again) as a club, and periodically gets real money from Student Senate. Mostly, APC exists as Knox's enema.

Grounation

APC was founded some time between 1997 and 1998 when splittists in the Philosophy Club decided that they were bored, and wanted a club with a freer flow of ideas, even if those ideas were irrelevant bullshit. Few records were kept of its foundation, so no one really knows who started it. Likely suspects are Keiran McCarthy -- currently a Law student at Duke University in Raleigh, NC -- and Ryan England -- ?. Both were Knox class of '01.

Club activities have, from the beginning, tended less toward the strictly rational and discourse oriented, and more toward the visceral, irrational, and visionary ("drugs"). Not typical to western philosophical discourse, importance is often placed on physical interaction as a means to mental insight or inspiration.

Post-Bunkism

Post-Bunkism, a school of thought and discourse intimately bound up with the club's founding impetus, is made up. It posits two dialectically prior, hypothetical schools of discourse:

1. Truthism: debaters attempt to present arguments that approach, or represent faithfully, the objective truth.

2. Bunkism: debaters attempt to present arguments that dissemble and obfuscate the truth, "equivocate the greater argument as the lesser argument", or just outright lie, while seeming like a faithful representation of the truth,

Post-Bunkism assumes that arguments cannot refer to some discrete or objective truth, ad thereby cannot obfuscate the truth to a greater or lesser degree. Post-Bunkism basically says "philosophical discourse is full of bunk, and as such, we're going to play Red Rover as a meaningful philosophical statement." Mostly, Post-Bunkism, like Post-Modernism, is a term that no one understands, but that can be used all over the place to sound like you're right. In this way, claiming that such-and-such an argument "is supported by Post-Bunkism" can be seen as an Appeal to Authority.

Not surprisingly, most Anti-Philosophy Club members are also just irreverent Philosophy majors.

Club Rules

1. Everyone must have a title. Make them up, whatever. An exception here is that the women have to have the title "Secretary".

2. The objective of the club is to make big plans, talk about a lot of things, and then not actually do them. In this way, the APC is like every other club.

3. There is no mission statement. This allows the club to be completely freeform. Once, during the '00-'01 year, Union Board threatened to cut the funding for the club if the club didn't produce a mission statement. See the above statement concerning "clicks and beeps".

4. Each year APC must have a t-shirt. If at all possible, though strictly forbidden by student senate's rule concerning legitimate usage of school funds, use student senate money to pay for them.

Debates

Knox has been, in the past, a crucible for great debaters. The first Anti-Philosophy Club Debates were held around 2001. In a typical philosophical debate, the two debaters present arguments, and discuss those arguments ad nausium. In an APC debate, the two debaters present arguments, then don boxing gloves, and box until one of them is right.

History

Throughout the club's history, activities have trended from the absurd to the mundane; actively pranking campus, to awkward discussions about how to dissolve the club, and then reform again in the next room so that we could ditch that one girl.

1999-2003

Often referred to as the Classical Period, notable yarns include:

• Thanks to a loophole found in the student senate constitution concerning student referenda, the president of APC attempted an overthrow of Student Senate. Keiran would install himself as Emperor, other APC loyals as his ministers, and then completely abolish Student Senate. This plan was thwarted by an emergency, overnight meeting of the Deans.

• The "Existential Angst Releasitorium" is planned as a catharsis carnival. Features would include a kiddie pool full of pudding, and a "box the Dean" boxing ring.

• The first APC Debates were held.

• One of the members had a very sympathetic hamster, named God. God died while at Knox. The APC organized a public funeral for God. After lying in state, God was presented for a viewing and wake at the Gizmo. Then, pall bearers, singing "There is a Balm in Gilead", transported God to a small plot on the South side of the caf. There, God was placed in a modest grave, with a pile of food for the afterlife, and pennies on her eyes. We'll miss you, God.

• A formal budget is proposed, including funds for APC's first speaker, and a mechanical bull. Author, Radical, and former Highlander School Trustee, Frank Adams was the APC's first guest speaker. Also, UB stole our idea for a mechanical bull, and rented one for flunk day. They are sneaky.

2003-2005

• APC used Student Senate funds to purchase both a gorilla costume, and a banana costume. The gorilla/banana dialectic makes an appearance at many college functions.

Present Day

Have you guys even tried?