Caleb loves playing Magic: The Gathering. He's good at it.
He also has insomnia and is always awake. That's ok though cause he gets to play more Magic and watch Ancient Aliens with Improv Club. If he is sleeping let him sleep. Wake him up and I will be mad. Very mad. Don't wake the boy.
"Yote Man" (like Yeet Man, but having already been yeeted)
"Take me Dobby"
To Jaki Herrmann: "MOTHER!"