Connie Meade

The Legend of Kanye

"I love omegle"

"I can see your hoo-hah!"

"Have you ever done purple dick?"

May in fact be Kanye

Describes her pus-filled wound as "pussy"

Is capable of getting drunk off only 2 drinks, and gone by 4

Will only wear one outfit in a day

Her full name is Constance which was turned into Constipated by grade-school bullies

Legendary story teller (creative writing major)

Proud Unitarian Universalist

Some say when she dies she'll rise from her own ashes like a phoenix