The Legend of Kanye
"I love omegle"
"I can see your hoo-hah!"
"Have you ever done purple dick?"
May in fact be Kanye
Describes her pus-filled wound as "pussy"
Is capable of getting drunk off only 2 drinks, and gone by 4
Will only wear one outfit in a day
Her full name is Constance which was turned into Constipated by grade-school bullies
Legendary story teller (creative writing major)
Proud Unitarian Universalist
Some say when she dies she'll rise from her own ashes like a phoenix