Dan Pers

Used to have a cat named Mr. Purs, but it pooped everywhere and is gone now. Dan Pers was once mislabeled as a 'drill billy,' but is now generally regarded as a 'chill billy.' Dan Pers quit drinking for lent the year of 2008. One time, Dan got punched in the face while dressed as a pumpkin. Dan is known for rolling with a posse of lovely, klassy women who all fawn over him. Even though he has graduated he is still here. Although he was president of TKE for a bit he is often mistaken for a Sigma Chi with compare and contrast essay.

"Dan Pers is a hungover chipmunk,"- Adam Soto