Dean of Students
"It began with the forging of the Faculty Committees. Three were given to the Students, inexperienced, youngest and most gullible of all beings. Seven to the Professors, great teachers and researchers of the academic halls. And nine, nine committee assignments were gifted to the race of Administrators, who above all else desire power. For within these committee assignments was bound the strength and the will to govern the College. But they were all of them deceived, for another committee assignment was made. Deep in the land of Old Main, in the Files of the Office of Student Development, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master committee assignment, and into this assignment he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all student life.
One Dean to rule them all..."