Elder Basement

If Furrow is the armpit of campus, then Elder Basement (aka the Bat/Rat Cave) is the campus's taint. Mold grows everywhere. Maybe radon does too, if radon can be said to "grow" (though the chemists among us will note that it does not).

2008-2009

The Elder Basement is now home to the most awesome people you'll probably never meet. Why? Because it's a frickin' basement, and we're just that awesome. Not like we're hostile or anything. The robot butler might freak you out but he's harmless, really.

2007-2008

"The Elder Basement is a place of easy access. From the windows." - Austin Mobley

The Basement is a commune inhabited by superhott stone(d) cold foxes. It is home to many, yet only four really live there.

2006-2007

There are some good things about living there. For instance, it is moderately cool in temperature during Spring Term, and there are art shows, it provides a good amount of privacy since no one wants to go down there, and often smells bad. In its current existence it has been adopted for the purposes of Experimental Art, whose art shows have caused great joy and sorrow.