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==Rumors & Scares==
 
==Rumors & Scares==
  
==Monday, Apr 21===
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===Monday, Apr 21===
 
Rumors point to Monday as a good candidate date. This is corroborated by the fact that the 21st is now tomorrow, and everyone knows that Flunk Day is tomorrow.
 
Rumors point to Monday as a good candidate date. This is corroborated by the fact that the 21st is now tomorrow, and everyone knows that Flunk Day is tomorrow.
  
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Still, it might be worth it to throw off [[Ashcroft]] protests.
 
Still, it might be worth it to throw off [[Ashcroft]] protests.
  
==Tuesday, Apr 22==
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===Tuesday, Apr 22===
 
This date is likely for two reasons: first, the fact that it's Earth Day and the administration might want to disrupt festivities so that [[KARES|independently organized club events]] don't make the college's [[half-assed]] official [[sustainability]] efforts look bad.
 
This date is likely for two reasons: first, the fact that it's Earth Day and the administration might want to disrupt festivities so that [[KARES|independently organized club events]] don't make the college's [[half-assed]] official [[sustainability]] efforts look bad.
  
 
Second, the John-Ashcroft-is-a Hoax theory states that actually [[John Ashcoft]] was never coming at all, and that it was simply a massive hoax to throw people off the track of Flunk Day. Then again, they totally wouldn't have [http://www.knox.edu/x20087.xml|advertised it to the public on the website]. But it would certainly explain why no [[senate]] funds were used to bring him and why such a big name came to Knox.
 
Second, the John-Ashcroft-is-a Hoax theory states that actually [[John Ashcoft]] was never coming at all, and that it was simply a massive hoax to throw people off the track of Flunk Day. Then again, they totally wouldn't have [http://www.knox.edu/x20087.xml|advertised it to the public on the website]. But it would certainly explain why no [[senate]] funds were used to bring him and why such a big name came to Knox.
  
==Wednesday, Apr 23==
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===Wednesday, Apr 23===
 
Pretty much everyone thinks it's Wednesday. It ''would'' be a good way to work off stress from john Ashcroft, and the weather prognosis is the best this week. But flunk day was probably planned long before weather reports came out.
 
Pretty much everyone thinks it's Wednesday. It ''would'' be a good way to work off stress from john Ashcroft, and the weather prognosis is the best this week. But flunk day was probably planned long before weather reports came out.
  
==Thursday, Apr 24==
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===Thursday, Apr 24===
 
[[Nick Kalmus]] thinks so.
 
[[Nick Kalmus]] thinks so.
  
==Friday, Apr 25==
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===Friday, Apr 25===
 
Well, it's never been on a friday yet...
 
Well, it's never been on a friday yet...
  
 
[[Category:Flunk Day]]
 
[[Category:Flunk Day]]

Revision as of 19:16, 20 April 2008

Flunk Day 2008 is tomorrow.

Rumors & Scares

Monday, Apr 21

Rumors point to Monday as a good candidate date. This is corroborated by the fact that the 21st is now tomorrow, and everyone knows that Flunk Day is tomorrow.

However, one has to wonder whether the administration is really going to put flunk day right after 4/20.

Still, it might be worth it to throw off Ashcroft protests.

Tuesday, Apr 22

This date is likely for two reasons: first, the fact that it's Earth Day and the administration might want to disrupt festivities so that independently organized club events don't make the college's half-assed official sustainability efforts look bad.

Second, the John-Ashcroft-is-a Hoax theory states that actually John Ashcoft was never coming at all, and that it was simply a massive hoax to throw people off the track of Flunk Day. Then again, they totally wouldn't have it to the public on the website. But it would certainly explain why no senate funds were used to bring him and why such a big name came to Knox.

Wednesday, Apr 23

Pretty much everyone thinks it's Wednesday. It would be a good way to work off stress from john Ashcroft, and the weather prognosis is the best this week. But flunk day was probably planned long before weather reports came out.

Thursday, Apr 24

Nick Kalmus thinks so.

Friday, Apr 25

Well, it's never been on a friday yet...