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| − | == April 27th == | + | == |
| − | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? <--- Helmut does a very good job with the resources that he has
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| | + | '''Flunk Day Sonnet CLXXV''' |
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| − | Last year Lincoln Fest was Friday and Saturday. This year it's only Saturday. Why did they not plan for another two-day event? the did!! A Friday Flunk Day with a super awesome musical group is kicking off the weekend festivities!
| + | The WikiFire is moving at a trickle, |
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| − | I know Flunk Day is never on a Friday.. but we have had two emails from Jill about it being on a Friday..<--obviously she is trolling. <--- How do you know? Xavier used to do the same thing.
| + | The Flunk Day Twitter is updating slow, |
| − | ---False! Tony Gant retold tales of the single Friday Flunk he's experienced. Apparently students looked just as awful on Monday as the usual post-flunk day. But it HAS happened. <-- Please, God, no... Let it not be on this Friday. Not this one.<----Oh god yes let it be friday!
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| − | this is my guess. I doubt they'd do Monday or Tuesday (even if they have "enough days" to clean up before Teresa's thing)... if not it will be like the last week of term. gross.
| + | Anticipation has paralyzed, crippled, |
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| − | It is called 'The Final Flunk' for a reason right?... Final chance to make it a Friday, Final as in right before final exams, just final... <--- THE PERFECT PLAN. Make it on a Friday, prove that we will all just get fucked up all weekend, cancel flunk forever when the school is destroyed. THIS COULD BE HUGE(LY DISAPPOINTING). <-- CONFIRMED
| + | Flunk Day, please come tomorrow. |
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| − | I just made an appointment with Jil for tomorrow afternoon. I don't think it will be tomorrow, guys. <--- Insignificant meetings can be rescheduled. <-- I told her I could meet this afternoon, Friday, or next Monday. She chose Friday. I really don't think she would choose to schedule a meeting then if she would just need to reschedule it later. <-- She schedule an appointment with me last year on Flunk day... don't put too much weight into the meeting.
| + | The Mud Pit has been dug and watered, |
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| − | The Pool is closed tonight and tomorrow, why? FLUNK DAY
| + | No matter what Knox says it endorses. |
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| − | Regina was spotted this afternoon with a few others loading large suspicious covered boxes into seymour. Tomorrow will be flunk day. <----The quickie also received a shipment of alcohol today this could be it. <-- The Quckie will receive alcohol shipments as long as there are Knox students to drink it, read: always, plus right now all the seniors are unemployed and depressed and drinking even more than usual. <---That may be true but that in conjunction with other flunkish goings ons could point to flunk day.
| + | Many mornings our hopes have been slaughtered, |
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| − | 5:27 PM flunk day e-mails have me confused... to flunk or not to flunk?!?? <- always flunk <- flunk fridays <- everyone flunks on friday <- so FLUNK FRIDAY?!?!?!?? <-- People would die.
| + | For we believe the Wiki’s uncited sources. |
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| − | 5:51 PM there are installation events EVERY DAY next week, so if it's going to be within the next week AT ALL, this would be the day <--- The installation events don't start until May 3. Do your research.
| + | We wait, in anticipatory stupor, deprived of power, |
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| − | 6:07 PM There are a bunch of trucks at that hotel again, they're all white... sign??
| + | Knowledgeless, hands tied in games of Planners, |
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| − | 6:51 I babysit for my professor and they canceled babysitting for tomorrow. perhaps the kiddos are sick with flunk fever???!
| + | For clues we scour, in dorm rooms cower, |
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| − | 7:55 PM had to ask the caf ladies a question, walked into the kitchen and surprised them I guess, was immediately hurried out of one area because I wasn't supposed to see some things they were doing... flunk food?!?? <----Confirmed, ive tasted some of our food, I dont want to know what they do to some of it
| + | As Friars conspire to make drunken clamor. |
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| − | 8:30 PM WHITE TRUCK SEEN DRIVING PAST GDH <-CONFIRMED
| + | Waiting for the Final Flunk’s foot to drop, |
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| − | 8:43 PM I stopped giving a fuck. <-which is what the planners want, if you stop caring it's more of a surprise <---but it wouldn't be flunk day without the thrill of the hunt and the anticipation. Flunk day has to be a day where its not too expected so its a surprise but only after lots of good scares and midnight trips to the mailroom. <----Hahahahaha, you say this like Flunk Day has rules.
| + | Into the Mud Pit’s glittery slop. |
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| − | 8:49 PM caf ladies still guarding the kitchen.
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| − | 9:19 PM not enough people think flunk day's tomorrow to man the wikifire. sadness.
| + | == April 27th == |
| | + | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? <--- Helmut does a very good job with the resources that he has |
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| − | 9:35 PM [http://images.wikia.com/spongebobandfriendsadventures/images/7/76/Darth_Vader.jpg I find your lack of faith disturbing] <- liz? <- maybe. <- CONFIRMED <- woodyard? <- yup. <- geeky reference, that should have been obvious <- confirmed.
| + | Last year Lincoln Fest was Friday and Saturday. This year it's only Saturday. Why did they not plan for another two-day event? the did!! A Friday Flunk Day with a super awesome musical group is kicking off the weekend festivities! |
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| − | 9:40 Ed professors saying that tomorrow is flunk day.
| + | I know Flunk Day is never on a Friday.. but we have had two emails from Jill about it being on a Friday..<--obviously she is trolling. <--- How do you know? Xavier used to do the same thing. |
| | + | ---False! Tony Gant retold tales of the single Friday Flunk he's experienced. Apparently students looked just as awful on Monday as the usual post-flunk day. But it HAS happened. <-- Please, God, no... Let it not be on this Friday. Not this one.<----Oh god yes let it be friday! |
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| − | 9:42 Jil Gates seen moving white boxes in her office!....or is she just flunking with us? <-- you guys gotta follow these things up with pics. <--- She would have seen me. Trust me I'm in Founders I seen her! <- I don't trust anyone with poor grammar <- CONFIRMED
| + | this is my guess. I doubt they'd do Monday or Tuesday (even if they have "enough days" to clean up before Teresa's thing)... if not it will be like the last week of term. gross. |
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| − | 10:01 PM Like-A-Little is down; must be Flunk Day. <- thank god (if there was one)<--Psyche! LAL is up and running. Let the passive-aggressive flirting and bitching resume.
| + | It is called 'The Final Flunk' for a reason right?... Final chance to make it a Friday, Final as in right before final exams, just final... <--- THE PERFECT PLAN. Make it on a Friday, prove that we will all just get fucked up all weekend, cancel flunk forever when the school is destroyed. THIS COULD BE HUGE(LY DISAPPOINTING). |
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| − | 10:21 PM all 3 of my professors think flunk day is tomorrow.
| + | I just made an appointment with Jil for tomorrow afternoon. I don't think it will be tomorrow, guys. <--- Insignificant meetings can be rescheduled. |
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| − | 10:23 PM mailroom windows are covered BEETCHEZZZ <- they weren't covered earlier, just asked a friend who works there. <--I WANT PICTURES PLEASE <- seconded. <--just walk there and see for yourself. <-- Confirmed, I live in Seymour I just checked. <- [http://cdn.homebrewtalk.com/attachments/f19/55487d1333502071-do-you-think-star-san-can-cure-jock-itch-untitled-280x280-.jpg not sure if trolling] but too lazy to go check for myself. pics please? <-- Fine, for the sake of you other Flunk Day enthusiasts I will abandon my studies and take a photo. BRB. [https://mail.knox.edu/service/home/~/?auth=co&id=3178&part=1] <- ERROR 404. if trolling, nicely done. if an actual error, I applaud you for trying, and thank you kind sir. <-- or lady. http://thewikifire.org/images/b/b8/Photo_on_2012-04-26_at_22.50.jpg <-- Mailroom windows covered proof
| + | The Pool is closed tonight and tomorrow, why? FLUNK DAY |
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| − | 10:25 PM quickie guy thinks flunk day is tomorrow, he's stocking the shelves at the moment
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| − | 10:38 PM once upon a time there was this paper due... and then it was flunk day. the student lived happily ever after...
| + | Regina was spotted this afternoon with a few others loading large suspicious covered boxes into seymour. Tomorrow will be flunk day. <----The quickie also received a shipment of alcohol today this could be it. <-- The Quckie will receive alcohol shipments as long as there are Knox students to drink it, read: always, plus right now all the seniors are unemployed and depressed and drinking even more than usual. |
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| − | 10:41 PM if it's not flunk day tomorrow, I'm blasting Nicki Minaj at 5 am from my surround sound in protest. sorry Hamblin. cue "you a stupid hoe..." (stupid of course referencing the universe for the the lack of flunk day) <- DO IT <- oh geez. <- LIZ. NO. <- no liz. <- [http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50552_373059924590_3412244_n.jpg BUT MOOOOOOM] <-this would actually be entertaining, but only if a scare wakes me up first. <- deal. <-- Oh, God.
| + | == April 30th == |
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| − | 10:58 PM jil gates seen walking around campus, why u no sleep jil?!?? <---Little known fact: instead of sleeping, Jill Gates gets all her energy from slaying vampires. <- those aren't vampires those are hipster kids
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| − | no updates on the Flunk Day's twitter page...something smells flunky..
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| − | 11:03 PM my pet party rock thinks it's flunk day. <-- THIS COULD BE HUGE
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| − | THERE'S AN EQUESTRIAN CLUB MEETING TOMORROW, NOT FLUNK DAY <- not important enough to matter, sorry bro<----SHIT NOT THE HORSES, CONFIRMED <-- HORSES TRUMP ALL. Know this. <- [http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/292/160/7e2.gif Horses are all that matters] <----CONFIRMED BROHOOF
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| − | 11:07 PM There's too many administrators on campus this late and too much campus safety activity for a normal quiet thursday night... something feels flunky
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| − | 11:11 PM GUYS what if Human vs. Zombies (which is tomorrow) a flunk day rouse!!! emails hint at friday flunk day and zombie lincoln. and it was canceled last friday...hmm a rainy day if we all recall. but tomorrow's not! FLUNK DAY"S TOMORROW. <-- I've been thinking the same thing, but it seems too good to be true <--- Jil's e-mails also mentioned seven headless zombies/horsemen and zombie DNA in the mudpit <- [http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/xm_008_IanMcKellen.jpg magneto's hat tip to this post, flunk day's tomorrow]
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| − | JIL SEEN CARRYING THE FRIAR TSHIRTS IN BOXES <---------- PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN BITCH. <---how do you know why was in the boxes
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| − | http://thewikifire.org/images/b/b8/Photo_on_2012-04-26_at_22.50.jpg <-- Mailroom windows covered confirmed/proof. Deleted once after linking...
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| − | Flunk tomorrow? Then they'd only have one big cleanup to deal with after Lincoln Fest! <---shhhhh let us have this happy <----- .......what even? <- flunk day tomorrow would make it EASIER since they'd only have to clean up ONCE. flunk day tomorrow: 1 <------ I think that's what this person originally meant
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| − | 11:34 PM 2 SEMIS JUST DROVE BY OLD MAIN/GDH, big unmarked white ones!!!!
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| − | Jil Gates Told us it was tomorrow all along. Beyond hinting it could be a Friday. Let's go Da Vinci Code on this. April 17th Flunk Day email quote: "SEVEN headless horsemen (or Zombies) run by your suite window." April 25th quote: "The final flunk will last SEVEN years before the peace and quiet returns." & "the SEVEN impossibly fun plagues of the Final Flunk." Okay first off didn't Egypt have 10 plagues in the old testament? Why did Jil Gates choose SEVEN then? And several times? Maybe because 7 is on her mind? Because of the 27th???? Maybe she was trying to give us a hint. BOMBSHELL.
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| − | Of course the only other number was a 5 so she could have also been trying to hint 5/7, May 7th <--- Or she might be hinting at week 7, next week <---- May 7th is installation week when all the alums and trustees will be here. there are events every night to show off the school and student's achievements, it has to be before that week.
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| − | ZOMBIE HAM! <--- ALLUDED TO!
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| − | 11:45 PM- Girls screaming in Hamblin. <---Same shit as always.
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| − | 12:00 am I'm tired of hearing about all the suspicious trucks, obviously it means nothing if they are seen every night (especially if you aren't even going to post pics) I"m not trying to be a debbie downer on the Flunk spirit, I personally love all the anticipation and chit-chat, but let's just calm down on the trucks a little bit <--- also, semi trucks do not make a difference. The Flunk equipment will not be in a fucking semi truck. <-- THIS
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| − | It's Friday, Friday, Gotta get down on Friday... <- [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA flunk friday] <-- Even better/worse than Friday, Hot Girls We've Got Problems Too, We're Just Like You, Except We're Hot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
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| − | Woo, another scare! <-- there's not going to be another scare. 80% of why we seniors did the scares was because a part of us WISHED it was the Real Deal. We're just as disappointed as undersclassmen that it hasn't happened yet. <----THANK YOU FOR ADMITTING THIS RATHER THAN SAYING WE'RE JUST WHINING. <-- You're welcome. Also, if there had been no scares, waking up on the actual day would be much less anticlimactic. Trust me. <--- Also, stop whining. For real. We all had to go through it and it's a tradition and someday you will enjoy it. <----It isn't every year that there's a huge event like installation to deal with planning around though, so it makes everything more confusing and frustrating this year.
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| − | 12:32 - What is this a flunk day group therapy session? <---THIS COULD BE HUGE < "Hi! My name is Abraham Lincoln, and I thought Flunk Day was today..." <--- "Hi Abraham!"
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| − | Tomorrow would be TOO COLD for Flunk Day. We're all gonna day. Final Flunk, bitches. <- [http://pichars.org/store/1416_original_CKBN5. oh no! whatever shall we do?!?] <- CONFIRMED
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| − | 12:45 AM FLUNK FLUNK? who's there? ACTIVITY IN THE MAIL ROOM! <--- Pics or video or it didn't happen. ;.; <- if i was a normal rich hipster kid I'd have loved to have done so, as it is, my track phone was unable to do so, so you'll just have to trust me or go take a video for me <--- Yeah, security was just taking down the newspaper on the mailroom windows.
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| − | 12:56 AM just finished piecing together my flunk day ensemble, soo ready for the next few hours. also, jil gates was just walking back to her place, a bit late, huh? FLUNK DAY!!
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| − | No seniors reported missing yet...
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| − | 1:08 AM student 0 was infected. from here the zombie virus will only spread (no it's not an STD, it's airborne, beware) <- my roommate must be patient 0, she's really sick
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| − | 1:16 AM activity on the loading dock, flunk preparations?!? <-- Be more specific. <- maintenance-looking guys (maybe caf worker dudes, whatever) were loading boxes of stuff in from a white truck...? <-- pics or it didn't happen <-- HONOR CODE, BITCHES, YOU HAVE TO TRUST US <-- Okay but...I'll admit it: when there were scares planned, we seniors would purposely create hype on the Wikifire. Now that none of us are playing around anymore, it would take a pretty sick person to post stuff that isn't true. I think we should stop demanding pics for every little thing. <- They took down the covers in the mail room <- i mean, who WOULDN'T just believe everything they read on the internet?!? seriously... <-- I can see the loading dock from my room, there's nothing there. <- this was posted at 1:16, I doubt there still would be people there <-- one senior does not speak for the rest of us! WE WILL SCARE UNTIL THE END. <-what this guy said, but also what another post said- upperclassmen are JUST as upset when it ISN'T flunk day as the freshmen are, if not more so since we've been through this before. who said only underclassmen can honestly post on the wikifire?!? obviously every post by an upperclassmen is a troll.
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| − | 1:45 AM- Police by Borzello
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| − | 1:50 AM- Hushed flunk-sounding conversation overheard among seniors, they immediately departed. WHERE ARE THE SENIORS PEOPLE!? <--- Planning a scare of course. Those flunkers.
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| − | 1:52 AM flunk or death, in honor of Chris Overton.
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| − | 2:02 AM I got a fever, and the only cure is [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060929191502/snl/images/6/66/More_cowbell.gif flunk day] <- HAHAHAHAHA just woke up my roommate laughing, thanks for that :-)
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| − | 2:37 PM White Loading Truck with the word VOICES just drove past tompkins.
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| − | Nope. Fun waiting with you folks though. See you after installation to flunk it up! <----Why does no one understand it can't be after the installation? The week of May 7th is installation week filled with events to show off our school to alumni and trustees. They can't have it then and they can't have it after that week because Flunk Season is over by Week 9 and 10.
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| − | You taste these tears. [http://oi49.tinypic.com/34ozou0.jpg Taste my sad, Union Board]
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| − | == April 30th PREPARE TO FLUNK== | |
| | HAS TO BE FLUNK DAY. | | HAS TO BE FLUNK DAY. |
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| − | TWO FLUNK DAY PLANNERS SEEN IN THE RODGE LODGE WITH LARGE COLORED PAPER SHEETS. THEY LOCKED THE DOOR TO THE ROOM IN THE BACK. THIS IS HUGE! <-- Time? Can anyone confirm? <--- CONFIRMED Jack and Kaitlyn walked out of the craft room at 9pm with posters (I was there)
| + | If flunk day is this week it would be Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. There's a home baseball game on Monday (today) so that makes it unlikely (it is confirmed on Eureka's schedule) Tuesday looks pretty promising with not very many events on the calendar, and Wednesday there are more home baseball games so, again, unlikely (yes I'm aware coaches don't know when flunk day is and that the schedule is made before flunk day is planned, but the planners know what the athletic schedules are and stay away from having flunk day on the day of a home sporting event, it would likely be a very poor situation for both teams and their coaches) In other words, if Flunk Day is not on Tuesday, it looks like we will have to wait another week. |
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| − | Baseball game canceled, jazz performance canceled, Teresa Amott's Midwestern mud-bath: CONFIRMED.
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| − | If flunk day is this week it would be Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. There's a home baseball game on Monday (today) so that makes it unlikely (it is confirmed on Eureka's schedule) Tuesday looks pretty promising with not very many events on the calendar, and Wednesday there are more home baseball games so, again, unlikely (yes I'm aware coaches don't know when flunk day is and that the schedule is made before flunk day is planned, but the planners know what the athletic schedules are and stay away from having flunk day on the day of a home sporting event, it would likely be a very poor situation for both teams and their coaches) In other words, if Flunk Day is not on Tuesday, it looks like we will have to wait another week. <---GAMES WERE CANCELLED | |
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| | Vince Rug, senior, has made this his new prediction. | | Vince Rug, senior, has made this his new prediction. |
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| − | Vince Rug, senior, does not know anything. <---There is a high probability that he is a secret planner. Also, he is in charge of the twitter page. <-- Second part is absolutely false, sorry 'bout it. <- [https://forums.playfire.com/_proxy/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi595.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt40%2Fofx360%2F47721c5a_79dd_3aa60.jpg&hmac=b769522379bed205992eef225bd75fad seriously?!?]
| + | Red Room interviews are on the 30th. I mean, the CTL probably doesn't know when Flunk Day is, but it seems like a somewhat serious event.<---FALSE not a serious event at all, and no way was it scheduled early enough to get on the list. They'd just reschedule. <---Not serious? Don't mess with Red Room. They can send the dancing Red Room box after you. |
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| − | Red Room interviews are on the 30th. I mean, the CTL probably doesn't know when Flunk Day is, but it seems like a somewhat serious event.<---FALSE not a serious event at all, and no way was it scheduled early enough to get on the list. They'd just reschedule. <---Not serious? Don't mess with Red Room. They can send the dancing Red Room box after you. <----Laura Bush said that last year Red Room interviews had to be rescheduled because of Flunk Day. Obviously that means today IS Flunk Day! | |
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| − | Even though there are baseball games, the Eureka head coach is a Knox alum (he graduated in 09?) and he loovveeesss flunk day. He could totally be in on it.<---Confirmed Clarkey is pretty cool.<-----CONFIRMED Game against Eureka on Monday cancelled.<--CANCELED GAME THIS IS HUGE!
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| − | The main stage dance show has 4.5 hours worth of tech rehearsal this day and it cannot be cancelled. Better not be Flunk Day. <--- Flunk Day does not conform to the needs of mortals.. <--- Flunk Day 2009 was held during the main stage dress rehearsal. It was difficult for the dancers, but they trudged through.
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| − | Flunk Day why you gotta play hard to get? Two can play that game. Bring. It. On. http://i.imgur.com/vpsmi.gif
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| − | Flunk Day newspapers have been printed. <--- proof? <--- Does it matter? TKS doesn't know when Flunk Day is. <--- The newspapers have been printed for a month. And TKS doesn't know when Flunk Day is. <--- Obviously, since flunk day was supposed to be last wednesday. <- TKS prints the papers at the beginning of spring term so they're always ready for flunk day <-- Confirmed, we made it the first week back. But it's a really cool issue.
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| − | According to the calendar, the Stix Hooper with the Galesburg Jazz Quintet was cancelled. Because they heard it would be Flunk Day? <------ Prof. Nikki Malley has confirmed that they did NOT cancel due to flunk day. No one who planned the event knows when the day is.
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| − | IT'S FLUNK DAY TODAY OR TOMORROW. Proof: custodian lady in seymour was bored and started a conversation, casually mentioned how all the flunk day food was here except for the fruit and buns... saw her like an hour later again and she said, and I quote, "enough fruit came in this morning to fill Noah's ark," and insisted that flunk day would have to be Monday or Tuesday based on the timing of the fruit arrival and the calendar of events for the installation PREPARE TO FLUNK!!! <- confirmed by caf ladies (I work at the caf) <- DOUBLE CONFIRMED. I ASKED THE NICE CAF LADY WHO SWIPES US IN (BETTY WHITE?)<--- Carolyn, also known as the woman I want to adopt me <--I thought her name was Carlyne. <-- def carlyne. she already adopted me so i would know.
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| − | Drove back from Peoria, 4 white semi trucks were in front of me on the Galesburg exit and went to the hotel by the highway. prepare to FLUNK.
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| − | HEY UNION BOARD, FLUNK DAY'S TOMORROW, [http://i.imgur.com/uMLfO.gif RIGHT?!?]
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| − | It is supposed to be stormy and cold Monday and Tuesday. Awesome.<----Don't know where you get your weather from, but personally I don't consider 70 degrees cold... http://i.imgur.com/6fb6i.jpg <- if it's rainy [http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/4db77_ORIG-look_at_all_the_fucks_i_give.jpg oh well] <- [http://www.troll.me/images/annoying-facebook-girl/omg-its-raining-post-facebook-status-about-it.jpg confirmed]
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| − | Townhouses are on fire. It's the final flunk. http://i.imgur.com/LSmz0.jpg <----- CONFIRMED, everything in Galesburg is starting to spontaneously combust. it must be the final flunk tomorrow!!
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| − | things are getting MUDDY!!
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| − | My roommate's fortune from her fortune cookie: http://i.imgur.com/NBax5.jpg FLUNK DAY!
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| − | Flunk day for the Alumni was held in Chicago on Friday April 27th. Maybe they knew already :O
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| − | 1:57 PM Kaitlyn and Jack spotted walking to the Union Board office. Routine meeting...OR FLUNK????
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| − | 5:45 PM: I saw Kaitlyn Duling in the caf and she was very polite to me. Flunk Day is tomorrow! <--Kaitlyn is always nice!
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| − | 6:41 PM quickie guy hopes its tomorrow, but admits he doesn't know for sure.
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| − | 6:48 PM Velociraptors were sighted near 74. flunk?!? <- CONFIRMED!!!! they always gather the night before flunk day. <-- I ate dinner with the head raptor, and he told me that he hopes tomorrow is Flunk Day.
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| − | 6:57 PM Jil Gates spotted in her office <- confirmed
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| − | 6:59 PM Midterm moved back due to strong likelihood of flunk day!!! this is it guys!!!!!!!! <- CONFIRMED <- double confirmed, thank god
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| − | 7:00 PM Professor who shall not be named (seriously, they'll be mad if they found out) thinks it's flunk day tomorrow because the installation events posters suggest it is this week (and early, so tomorrow)
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| − | As a senior, we do not have a scare planned for tomorrow. Let's work together and find those FD clues tonight <-confirmed <-- And that's what Flunk Day is all about!
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| − | 7:06 PM Cheryl (mail room lady now that Niel retired) spotted in the mail room!!!! <- CONFIRMED!! <- her name is Sherrill.
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| − | 7:09 PM it feels like flunk day <- it felt like that in the caf too <- confirmed
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| − | 7:13 PM Jil is still in her office!! FLUNK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- that doesn't mean it's flunk day <- why else would she CHOOSE to work on a Sunday night when she lives on campus and works 5 days a week?!? it's just too strange <- I talked to Jil a few weeks ago, and she was saying she wouldn't be around much this weekend, so this does seem suspicious. <--Why is it so weird that she's in her office? I live on campus and ostensibly only have school 5 days a week, but I definitely end up in SMC on the weekends.
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| − | 7:14PM TWO TRUCKS JUST DROVE BY!!! <-pics or it didn't happen <- they drove by, sorry for not chasing them down in the rain with my camera.
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| − | 7:15PM fire alarm in exec, could they be testing all the fire alarms for the big day??
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| − | 7:17PM hyvee worker said they've seen several professors and a TON of knox students today. that's all the proof I needed
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| − | Last year we found out by calling the golf club to see if they had a big group reservation for the next day... anyone feel like doing that?
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| − | 7:22 PM a bunch of seniors just walked into post lobby with their purchases (alcohol), maybe friars?? <-- Friars don't know yet.
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| − | 7:34PM weather looks good tomorrow!!! it's supposed to be bad the rest of the week, flunk day better be tomorrow! <- confirmed
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| − | 7:39 PM a bunch of trucks were parked by the gym earlier today and two men were walking around campus, i bet they were looking at the layout of campus and the field house for setting stuff up tomorrow <- confirmed, I saw them and thought the same thing
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| − | 7:44 PM caf worker leaving her shift said she was mad she wasn't going to be here tomorrow because "I like to watch you guys," i asked her what she meant and she just smiled and shook her head and left. FLUNK DAY!!!!!!
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| − | 7:50PM knock knock. who's there? FLUNK DAY!
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| − | 7:51 pm hey guys i'm pretty positive flunk day is tomorrow, my dad is an alum who is coming into town for the inauguration events and he got an e-mail a week ago I guess (i just found out about it now, figures) saying to come in tomorrow or wednesday because the students had a "large campus event" monday < screen cap? this could be HUGE
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| − | 7:58 PM maintenance guy just said he thought flunk day was tomorrow!!! woohoo!!!!
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| − | 8:01PM too many scares are planned this week, I doubt flunk day is before inauguration <- its early enough that it won't matter <- no, it isn't. events start this week <- it's DEFINITELY still early enough, flunk day tomorrow will give them time to clean up properly before her big day <- to wait till after would mean to wait till May 11th. Too close to finals
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| − | The legends say that Flunk Day is not dead. Instead, it will return to Knox in a time of dire need. So, Flunk Day is tomorrow. <- confirmed
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| − | 8:21PM Midterm monday is the day we all deserve, but not the one we need right now. FLUNK DAY!!! (also, suspicious activity in seymour, but who knows it could just be normal activity. whatever)
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| − | 8:27PM I NEED IT TO BE FLUNK DAY TOMORROW. THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS. <- generally people should not believe everything they see on the internet (especially anything "wiki"), but THIS IS SO TRUE. FLUNK DAY FLUNK DAY FLUNK DAY <-confirmed
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| − | 8:30 Jill Gates spotted going back into office. She heard us talking about Flunk Day and gave us a knowing look. Caf lights are on and people are doing things inside. Bookstore lights also on. My god, this could be huge.
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| − | 8:44 p.m.: I have written two sentences of a 10-page paper due tomorrow. If Flunk Day is not tomorrow, I am going to die.
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| − | 8:46 pm is it flunk day yet????
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| − | 8:59 pm Went on a desperate C-Store info-gathering mission. No one could confirm that Flunk Day is tomorrow. Curses. <-this also means they couldn't deny it!!
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| − | 9:02 PM After all this rain the mud pit should be easy, anyone got a shovel?
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| − | 9:00 pm Red sky at night, sailor's delight. When sailors delight in the midwest, it's obviously a flunk day omen. -overheard from J.O.
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| − | ^^these two posts don't make sense timing-wise. THE END IS NEAR!!! <- [http://i.imgur.com/EfXfu.png proof the end is near]
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| − | 9:12 PM there's a scare planned, but I think the scare will turn into the real thing. it's like a scare within a scare... --> FLUNKCEPTION. We need to go deeper. <-that's what she said < poor girl. Anyway, who planned the scare? <- don't worry about it, just know that there is one
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| − | 9:27 PM I'm almost done with all my homework. This NEVER happens. clearly tommorrow is flunk day
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| − | 9:34PM MAIL ROOM ACTIVITY! (no I didn't take a stupid picture, enough people live in that building with better cameras that if one is even necessary someone can go take one) lights on and people talking. nothing in my box though (yet!)
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| − | 9:45pm The song I karaoke'd to last Flunk Day came on Pandora. Sign from holy spirit of velociraptors? <- [http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1242Holy_Shit535.jpg confirmed]
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| − | 9:50PM Regina spotted walking down to Rodge Lodge, upon questioning she said she was "looking forward to tomorrow." <--Confirmed. <--Double confirmed. <--She looked nervous and was in a hurry. Where did she need to be at 10 pm?? <-- Come on, seriously? <- nice try troll! if this were true, it wouldn't be flunk day, which is what you KNEW when you posted it, so IT MUST BE FLUNK DAY BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISN'T REAL!!
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| − | 10:31 PM Asked Magic Eight Ball if it is Flunk Day tomorrow. "It is certain" was the reply. <- probably the best evidence yet <- confirmed
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| − | 10:38 PM: any photos of the suspicious mailroom activity?<---- went down there took a pic there was nada going on. cross my flunking heart.
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| − | 10:38 PM Regina is missing in action!
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| − | 10:36pm -- FLUNK THINGS SPOTTED IN THE SHADOWS OF HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS PARKING LOT!!! WE GOTS PHOTO PROOF [http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh297/brandon1303/2AJD05Balls.jpg] <--- CONFIRMED! <-- HOLY FLUNK <-- I think that's for livestock <-- NO FOOL THATS FOR FLUNKIN!!!!!!! << double confirmed <-- guys, those are balls. <-- all the confrims.
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| − | 10:40 pm DUDES WHERE IS JACK? We have to keep an eye on this shit.
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| − | LIL LARA saw the planners in rodge lodge craft room. FLUNK DAY!? <-- why they gon' set theyselves up in the goddamn craft room? fools.
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| − | 10:43PM [http://www.thehockeyshow.org/main/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sherlock1.jpg WHERE ARE THE FLUNK DAY PLANNERS?!?!?]
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| − | Zak Khan, one of the Green Oaks Program Assistants, put up a facebook status about it being Flunk Day tomorrow. The Green Oaks people do their best to find out when it's Flunk Day at least the night before! Do they know something???? <--- lolz nice try they know nothing <-- Zak Kahn didn't even know anything when he was at Knox, let alone now...
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| − | 10:48 p.m. Me: Is it Flunk Day tomorrow? Internet magic 8 ball: It seems unlikely. Me: Should I write my paper? Internet magic 8 ball: My sources say no. THE INTERNET IS CONFUSED. Flunk Day is tomorrow.
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| − | 10:49 PM: Me: is it flunk day tomorrow. Maggie: Yeah man.<--CONFIRMED! I heard it from Miss Maggie's lips myself! <---DOUBLE CONFIRMED Miss Maggie got some big lips.<----TRIPLE CONFIRMED Did you see that cleavage at Dan Deacon DAYUMM She can drink my Arizona whenever she want!
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| − | 11:03 Regina Reported missing from her suite
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| − | 11:04 PM: Just spotted Jack putting his kangaroo to bed.. AN HOUR EARLIER THAN USUAL.. resting him up for flunk day?!?!?! [[http://i49.tinypic.com/nmlpq0.jpg]]
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| − | 11:09 PM: Charlie Gorney is good friends with Katie Wrenn who is more than good friends with Vince Rug who is probably a secret Flunk Day planner...SOMEBODY FIND CHARLIE GORNEY. < Charlie doesn't know when Flunk Day is. I just asked him. << confirmed. Charlie has no idea. < Wow, man. Really desperate, aren't you? <- Why would Charlie know? He's a sophomore. << If you ask him he'll say that he's a junior. < Blasphemy. He's an apophomore. <<<<< drunk already?
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| − | 11:37 PM Myth: Flunk Day is really just a myth.
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| − | 11:45PM [http://i.imgur.com/VMYrJ.jpg flunk.]
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| − | Get out the shovels. Dig the fucking mud pit. Somebody's gotta grow a pair and do it!!<------DO IT YOURSELF THEN AND STOP FUCKING BITCHING ABOUT IT
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| − | 11:53 PM EHHRMAGERRRHHDD FLEEERRRRHHHNNNKKK DEEERRRRHHHHHH<------CONFIRMED??????? <-double confirmed.
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| − | 11:56 PM HAWAIIAN SHIRT IS ON. FLUNK DAY IS ON.
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| − | 12:01 AM These updates are flunking stupid. Def not Flunk day tomorrow.<--- Confirmed. Updates are shitty and circlejerky. No real information provided. 2/10. Would not read again.
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| − | 12:02 AM Those who are non-believers say its not flunk day. They will not survive the final flunk.
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| − | 12:10 a.m. The Gizmo workers are abusing the speakers claiming it's Flunk Day. They are hurting the hearts of people writing papers.
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| − | 12:16 The Rapture is coming.
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| − | 12:22 Routine mail room check: no signs of activity. However, it has been confirmed that, were a student to hide in the alcove by the elevator shaft, a Flunk Day planner coming down the stairs may not see him or her. This could be huge. <---Good to know!:)<-- It's only midnight...
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| − | 12:31 AM The Gizmo workers just announced that tomorrow is Flunk Day. They are delusional and know nothing. Do not be fooled. <<< OMG D'ANGELO STOP IT YOU ARE RUINING MY BUZZ
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| − | 12:41 What is the status of students that are abroad?
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| − | 12:45 AM if there was a god, I'd pray for flunk day.
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| − | 12:48 AM Pouring rain has begun. Will it let up? Has flunk day been pushed back? Only time will tell. <--apparently there's no rain for later in the day so we might be good. but the mudpit is like watering itself right now so if this isn't taken advantage of I GIVE UP - Stop complaining about the mudpit. Have you checked it? It's fine. <--- I don't think this was a complaint about the mudpit. Whoever posted this was just saying by having rain the mudpit is taking care of itself and that it would require less work to water if it is indeed flunk day. <--yeah that's exactly what I was saying, sorry it was taken the wrong way
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| − | 12:55 AM Pirates of the Caribbean almost over <--- That means the rum is about gone, can't be flunk day if the rum is gone :(<--- Or are we at World's end?!?!
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| − | 1:14 AM [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120313150151/mlp/images/6/66/Pinkie_with_crystal_ball_6_S2E20.png traveling fortune teller told me today is flunk day]
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| − | 1:22 AM Sam Martone is losing his shit. Today must be Flunk Day. Also, Sam Martone reading about himself will only cause him to lose his shit even more, perpetuating an ego-driven cycle of shit-losing, resulting in the conclusion that Flunk Day is, indeed, today. Because Flunk Day revolves around Sam Martone, and vice-versa. <-- Sam Martone probably wrote this. Yeah?
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| − | 1:42 AM Waking up to no flunk day is like waking up to a world where Katniss and Peeta aren't together. <-- That would pretty much suck, that would mean you'd be waking up to a world of reapings and hunger games, cause they didn't get together till the very end. <-see this shit Union Board??!? THIS is why flunk day HAS to be today, people are losing their minds. <-- confirmed, i have misplaced mine
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| − | 1:57 a.m. We walked by those wooden doors in Seymour that close off Ferris Lounge entrance at 1:10 a.m. and they were shut and locked. THOSE DOORS ARE NOW OPEN AND THAT HALL HAS LIGHTS ON. <--- Same thing happened last week. Whatever.
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| − | 1:59 a.m. Three seniors are camped out on the stairwell over the Union Board office. If anyone goes in, they'll see. <-- having to walk by them is freaking me out, they're really intense. <---I don't know who these seniors are, but I love you.
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| − | I was one of the above seniors. At 12:09 we witnessed Jack Moore walk into the UB office. We watched the office until 2:00 AM and he had still not emerged. The lights in the office remained off for the entire 2 hours. <== Could he have snuck out???? <--- no, unless there is more than one door to the office. But I'm pretty sure there isn't.
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| − | 2:17 am: Let me just say, I am way better at checking the wikifire for updates than I am at doing my homework. And I'm betting I'm not alone here... <-- CONFIRMED! I have no clue how to speak chinese like i'll have to for tomorrow!
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| − | 2:20AM: No flunk day mail yet. Boo. There is still hope, though!
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| − | 2:24AM: Jack Moore's apartment lights are off....Is he still in the UB office?
| + | Even though there are baseball games, the Eureka head coach is a Knox alum (he graduated in 09?) and he loovveeesss flunk day. He could totally be in on it.<---Confirmed Clarkey is pretty cool. |
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| − | 2:25am-Some UB members are supposed to be going to bradley for a UB training session on Tuesday! Who are the UB members going? Kaitlyn, Jack Regina and Jil? <--Someone find out.
| + | The main stage dance show has 4.5 hours worth of tech rehearsal this day and it cannot be cancelled. Better not be Flunk Day. <--- Flunk Day does not conform to the needs of mortals.. |
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| − | 2:26 am: Any mailroom action? Anybody? http://cinemagr.am/show/5424768
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| − | 2:30 a.m. Is this a normal amount of lights for the kitchen? [[File:Photo.jpg]] <--- Yes it's been like that every night for about a week now. Maybe longer.
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| − | 2:51 a.m. White truck with "The Voice" on the side in blue font spotted driving past Fiji. Does that name mean anything to anyone? An act or anything? <----- ISN'T THAT A TV SHOW? THIS COULD BE HUGE! <---- http://www.nbc.com/the-voice/ <---That truck has been in Galesburg for a week... <=== Need Evidence! Perhaps auditions being held in Galesburg?<--- "2:37 PM White Loading Truck with the word VOICES just drove past tompkins." (April 27th, thewikifire.org)
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| − | 3:56 a.m Above image is photoshopped, he has no shadow, also the arm looks off.<----CONFIRMED (I can tell by the pixels)
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| − | 4:01 am: He is clearly hovering above the ground like a Flunk Fairy. I AM ALREADY DRUNK. IS ANYONE AWAKE????
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| − | 4:03 am: seen around seymour... http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4m2qWEpw1qhy6c9o2_r1_500.gif
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| − | 4:30 am: dude in founders says, "It's terrible to have to study on Flunk Day..." I don't know if he's flunkin with me... | |
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| − | 5:07 am: At long last, a guy walked toward Seymour with a package and an awkward gait. Many cars drift the streets. We remain paperless and unstuffed. The yellow fog rubs its back upon the window panes. Our sore throats squeak in unison, "If I could talk, I said I would talk, but I wouldn't." Come on, Eileen. | |
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| − | 5:35 am: No email. No activity. No Flunk. Today is gonna suck. <------ CONFIRMED!!
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| − | 8:04 AM: LOL can't believe that anyone thought it would be today. Tuesday or Wednesday mofos :) <--- you dont know when it will be and neither do any of us. <----Also, you should not go to this school if you're going to be that big of a dick about when you think flunk day will be.
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| − | 10:32 am: Guys. Flunk Day doesn't exist. It's never going to happen.
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| − | 11:10 am: GOD DAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
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| − | 11:31 AM: Flunk day is more of a burden than something to look forward to now. Everyone has too much work to do and schedules are getting tighter. <---CONFIRMED. No longer even looking forward to it, just want it to be over with...
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| − | --[[User:Chriscoh4|Chriscoh4]] 21:28, 30 April 2012 (CDT)
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| − | == May 1st FLUNK ALL THE THINGS!!!==
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| − | All the activities that are planned, for whenever the Flunking thing is, better be Flunking worth it.
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| − | FRESHMEN NEED TO STOP BITCHING ABOUT JOKES ON THE WIKIFIRE. This isn't supposed to be a legitimate source of information. One day, when you are a senior, you will understand.<---Probably not a senior.<---Confirmed
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| − | Follow me on this my young'ns: lights on in the mailroom--->only important if it is where the mail is STUFFED. How the hell are they supposed to see where to put our goodies otherwise? Lights on in the caf and in the backroom of the caf<--- ALWAYS ON
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| − | Before you post about something HUGE, take a look around when it's not HUGE and see what is ordinary to find out when it's extraordinary. Friggen noobs are killing me.
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| − | Haymarket Riot-themed flunk. <--I always think this says "Haymitch" #hungergames lolz
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| | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. |
| | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day |
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| | Well this is probably Flunk Day. | | Well this is probably Flunk Day. |
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| − | Dress rehearsal for main stage dance show. Not Flunk Day. <--As someone who's been in a Spring mainstage show, rehearsals have zero effect on Flunk Day. We had to show up my freshman year for rehearsal anyways. <- pretty sure "dancers" aren't on the list of people they plan flunk day around.<--they probably won't flunk with the show, since it's part of the installation, but I bet they don't give a flunk about rehearsals. <- the dance show doesn't matter (former planner here, alumni '07) <-- To calm the masses, as well as myself, about dance rehearsal. "If Flunk Day is Tuesday we will cancel our dress for that day. In its place we will do two runs on Wednesday. Call at 4pm with a go time of 4:30pm. We will then take an hour break and do another run at approx. 7:30pm." | + | Dress rehearsal for main stage dance show. Not Flunk Day. <--As someone who's been in a Spring mainstage show, rehearsals have zero effect on Flunk Day. We had to show up my freshman year for rehearsal anyways. |
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| − | This is what sucks. April 30 isn't going to be Flunk Day, then everyone will get riled up for today to be Flunk Day. This will be about the sixth time the campus and the wikifire page have gone insane trying to predict it. Then this will also not be Flunk Day, and we will have to wait until after the installation. Sucks. <----- THIS SUPER SUCKS!! CONFIRMED =/
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| − | it's today. this is gonna be bonkers.
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| − | Ugh. It should have been the 30th. <- UPVOTE <- CONFIRMED <--- When does the narwhal bacon?? <-- Please, don't. <- MIDNIGHT. thank god people understand...
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| − | Guise. May 1st is May Day.. MAYDAY. FINAL FLUNK. WORLD ENDING.
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| − | It's all connected...
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| − | An official from the NCAA is visiting on this day. This has been planned for quite some time. I say, no flunk. Womp womp <--- He's not meeting with students. This doesn't really mean much.
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| − | if its not flunk day today, there might be riots
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| − | 4:07 PM VELAC-A-RAPTARS HEARD ON SENIOR BOOZE RUN!!!!!!!!!
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| − | IT'S TODAY OR IT'S NEVER AND I WOULD BET ALL MY MONEY (WHICH IS NOT A LOT) THAT IT IS NEVER. <- EXACTLY WHAT ALL OF CAMPUS FEELS LIKE (INCLUDING FACULTY AND STAFF. WTF)
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| − | 5:00 PM Saw Jil Gates in Seymour, asked her when FLUNK DAY was, she said yesterday. great sadness. <-- that's a little suspicious...because Flunk Day is ALWAYS tomorrow...ya know? <-- She says that every day.
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| − | 5:59 PM CONFIRMING THE ABOVE: Saw Jil Gates walk into the Campus Life Office. Later saw a senior walk out of the Campus Life Office, even though the office is blacked out? what's going on? <- [http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz0f657gu31qhvtgno1_400.jpg we all know what's going on here]
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| − | 6:57PM DOOMSDAY daa daaa daa deerr derr daa DOOMSDAY yeah bum head nods
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| − | 7:00 pm presentation moved back due to HIGH FLUNK PROBABILITY!!!!
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| − | 7:22 pm Craig Southern seen walking past old main towards the parking lot, constantly looking around. If you ask me that's peculiar. <-- Craig is always a little shady, let's be real. <---confirmed, always seems like hes up to something, also housing lottery time <-----He was leaving the campus life meeting!
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| − | This morning at work I saw Helumt rolling around at least 10 boxes of beef. FLUNK DAY.
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| − | There are events for Latino Pride week every day but Tuesday. Suspicious?
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| − | <span style="color:#f3f3f3">Why all this white space? Are there mysterious messages hidden here? <--- Confirmed</span>
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| − | [http://i.imgur.com/EVgtf.jpg flunk day??!?] <---- CEHRNFEHRRRMED <- DEEHHRBLEEHH CEHRNFEEHHRRRMEHD
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| − | [http://www.thorninpaw.com/mt/archives/giraff-fat.jpg CORNFIRMED] <--- [http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/4074/1046559.jpg CORN-FIRMED]
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| − | All of the caf workers seem to think it's tomorrow...anyone care to elaborate on this?<------ All of the caf workers seem to think it's tomorrow. <--- Love the caf workers to death but their guesses are no better than ours
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| − | I haven't any fucks left to give. <-- Confirmed. This could be sad and anti-climactic. <----- I have plenty of fucks left to give. DTF. <-- You mean "Down to Flunk?"
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| − | Ok everyone. Let's not lose the flunk spirit. I know it's hard, I wake every day down-trodden and upset that I was not awaken by a bunch of hooligans at 6am, but flunk day will come. We need to keep our spirits up. I have already begun to accept that Flunk day will not be until next week, but there is nothing wrong with that. We can't let this FLUNKING Union Board FLUNKING oppress us!!! This is a call to arms my brothers, meet me tomorrow with a beer in your hand at the Union Board office to protest this FLUNKING miserable situation. <---Too much effort neccessary, just keep hoping it is Flunk Day tommorrow, saves everyone some time.<---DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE FLUNK, SINGING THE SONG OF FLUNKY DRUNKS, IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO WILL ALWAYS FLUNK AGAIN, WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE FRIARS THERE IS A LIFE ABOUT TO START WHEN THE FLUNK DAY COMES.<- WILL YOU HELP US STORM U B, WHO WILL SLEEP IN AND DRINK WITH ME? BEYOND THE BACARDI IS THERE A FLUNK YOU LONG TO SEE?<--Confirmed. WE WILL FLUNK AGAIN IN FREEDOM IN THE SHADOW OF OLD MAIN. WE WILL SLIP IN THE MUD PIT AS THE FRIARS START TO SING. NO FUCKS WILL BE GIVEN AND ALL KNOX WILL HAVE ITS REWARD!
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| − | 9:20PM flunk day planners seen walking out of union board office with jil gates! Can anyone confirm? Also, where the flunk did the "May 1st" part of the page go?!!! <---Confirmed, well at least that she was with jack, i passed the two of them walking towards the apartments from seymour on my way from apartments to seymour<-----I'm on Union Board, we meet on Fridays from 8-9 and we were voting on Fall term events today so it went a little late; and I'm pretty sure Jack Walks with Jil home every monday <--- Did they go up a hill to fetch a pail of water? THIS COULD BE HUGE. <---CONFIRMED AS LONG AS THEY DON'T BREAK THEIR CROWNS
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| − | 10:00PM Kaitlyn Duling walks out of the front door of gingerbread house, makes a left towards Hamblin and meets someone, whose face is obscured in the shadows. They talk briefly, and then move on. This is a report from the Jazz House Roof. < CONFIRMED < freaking flunking snipers on the roof tops... spotting any suspicious flunktivity BRAVO for ALPHA over. <-- people stop and briefly talk to each other all the time B/C WE R A CUMUNITY HEAR @ KNOX! <-- FALSE! (to Kaitlyn leaving Gingerbread house) she has not been at Gingerbread house since before she went to dinner at 5---no she has been there.
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| − | 10:03PM Union board meeting was just to do fall planning. Regina is now home and settling down to study. Getting ahead of the curve so she has flunk time?
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| − | One of my supervisors at the library mentioned that Flunk Day has been as late as May 13. I hereby commiserate with everyone else contributing to this page.
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| − | 10:09PM Vince and Abe spotted walking into the Garden Center of Walmart. Mudpit?
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| − | 10:46PM The Flunk Lord of Borzello reigning out of BFE, Indiana proclaims that in less than 2 hours to be the Day of Flunk.
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| − | A friend pointed out that there's a campus beautification thing Sunday. It'd be weird to pretty up the campus just for us to flunk it up, which would imply pre-installation Flunk. <-- Or they could just let us flunk it up after the instillation events are over. <--the installation events are not over until the 11th! <-- "One of my supervisors at the library mentioned that Flunk Day has been as late as May 13. I hereby commiserate with everyone else contributing to this page." Just saying. <-- thing on Sunday seems more of a volunteer opportunities rather than a specific campus beautification thing
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| − | I'm fairly certain this "Flunk Day" thing is just a myth. <----- I called Discovery and they're sending the Myth Busters tomorrow.<--CONFIRMED. They're going to blow stuff up and that's the super secret performance. <-- THAT'D BE AWESOME.
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| − | Parking lot next to yellows is closed off between 3 am and 9 am. Prime set up hours!!
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| − | Oh ye of little faith. Thou look upon the day of flunk with doubt, like a false idol. But I was sent by forces thou canst not fathom but within thy sleeping prayers. I stand in the face of injustice and ask my brothers and sisters in this kingdom of flunk we inhabit graciously, and I ask you for your faith. We must ask forgiveness for our hubris in denying the one great truth. We must stand together as believers despite the harsh crucibles that have perturbed us. I do not ask that Flunk day shall usurp this first of May. I know it shall. My soul knows it shall. Sacrifice your bitterness and do what is right, brothers and sisters. Our salvation shall come, and it shall be glorious.
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| − | -a desperate man <---CONFIRMED. I STAND WITH THEE! WE MUST NOT FORSAKE HOPE IN OUR TIME OF NEED! WE MUST NEEDS REMAIN STRONG AND VIGILANT! WE MUST NEEDS REMAIN TRUE TOGETHER! IF WE FORSAKE HOPE, WE FORSAKE EVERYTHING!!!
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| − | -you guise. we need to be sneaky sneaky spies and get down to business and snoop the hotels, mailroom, caf, seniors, offices, etc! you know the drill! if it's not to tomorrow it's not tomorrow.
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| − | -11:30 Forrest went to bed before 12:00AM! It has definitely gotta be Flunk Day!!
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| − | -11:39 man at Hyvee in Galesburg spotted buying four 24 packs of water and Junior Mints. It has nothing to do with flunk day.
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| − | 11:51 pm: The second toe on my left foot feels sore. Flunk day is tomorrow!
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| − | 11:41 pm: The training room in the gym has a sign on the door that says it won't be open until 1pm tomorrow. Flunk time?!
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| − | 11:46 pm: I'm addicted to cigarettes and therefore smoking. I fear lung cancer. <--- CONFIRMED <--- THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!! <--- TOBACCO
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| − | 11:49 pm: I saw someone somewhere. Flunk day?
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| − | 11:56PM: Jill Gates seen in campus life office... What???
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| − | 11:59 PM Flunk Twitter with some HUGE developments.
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| − | 12:03 am: The Student Life page on the college website is currently featuring a Flunk Day picture...<--lies. <--- O rly? http://www.knox.edu/student-life.html
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| − | 12:05AM: Mailroom activity seen through the mailboxes. It appears as if someone is filling the mailboxes with something. <-- CONFIRMED. <--They can't be dumb enough to make this mistake again...<---Confirmed, they did it two years ago and everyone knew it was flunkday by 11, way too early, Jack is way too into this to make it that easy <--- Unless we've made them feel sorry enough for us! "Oh, we better just give them this..." <-- pics or video or it didn't happen <-- I guess you'll just have to trust the word of the students. Not everybody walks around with a videocamera 24/7 <--You SHOULD! It's Flunk Day season! You're always supposed to be ready with a camera. Noobs. <----I'd go down and film it but someone stole my camera out of the Rodge Lodge. Anyone feel like fessing up? It was in a Lugia gameboy case.
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| − | 12:10 am Lots of activity at the Yellows. Knocking on doors. <-- sorry guys, we got a pizza.
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| − | 12:20AM: Sitting and refreshing the wikifire page until it gives me new information
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| − | Planer updates? Anyone seen them?
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| − | 12:49 AM: Flunk Day sees you when you are sleeping, it knows when you're awake, it knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. You better watch out, you better not lie, you better not doubt, I'm telling you why, El Dia de Flunk is coming to Knox.
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| − | 1:03 AM- Seniors spotted walking towards cherry street area! Friars meeting???<-- Question is...how many seniors were there? <-- 3 groups of about 4 or 5 each.<--Sounds LEGIT!! THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--Decided to check it out. they aren't at Cherry Street but they were headed that way. Where are the planners? Who was in the group?? <- I don't know a lot of seniors but about half of them were girls and half guys. one was tall, one was blonde, most wearing dark clothes. <-----CONFIRMED! I SAW THEM TOOOOOOOO
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| − | 1:06am: Flunk Day better be tomorrow. My mixer for FD is going to spoil soon.
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| − | 1:10 am Jack Moore spotted in his car, blaring the song "I get a good feeling" by tompkins apartments! THIS COULD BE HUGE!
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| − | 1:12 am: Mysterious van spotted at Hyvee parking lot. Could this be our flunk performer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjPDS8Jp1E <-- LOL Seriously? < omg favorite movie scene of ALL TIME. Marry me
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| − | 1:31 am: Regina was last seen watching Rupaul's drag race instead of doing her homework. Getting in a little drag action before the big flunk? YES. HUGE.
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| − | 1:33 am: [[http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3c1eeUeq31r60exao1_1280.jpg]] taken at 1:33 am, but just got back from digging the mudpit to upload. Thoughts???
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| − | 1:40 AM [http://i.imgur.com/97MEy.gif this is what I'm doing for the mystery musical performance]
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| − | 1:56 AM Student life page no longer showing flunk day picture? what does it mean? <-[http://x96.xanga.com/2f484160c8378275014343/m219210280.jpg no idea, you can't explain that.]
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| − | 2:00 AM [http://i.imgur.com/OUkLi.gif HOW I'LL FEEL IF IT ISN'T FLUNK DAY TODAY :-(]
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| − | 2:07 AM heard seniors talking about a scare <-confirmed, but my guess is the scare will turn into the real thing (it's happened before). either way I'll be dressed and ready outside tomorrow bright and early waking people up... <- Confirmed...welcome to my life (<3 two seniors not doing their homework)
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| − | 2:15 AM A bunch of miller lite beer cans stacked outside of Seymour 2 door. Would take a picture but can't upload via phone. Someone go check it out! FLUNK IS CALLING!
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| − | 2:58 AM Big ass fucking truck at the loading mother fucking docks of Seymour, my balls are tingling with flunk <-- I approve this message. <-- Picture? Can anyone confirm????? <--seems legit. Although, my balls are always tingling so I don't know. <-- I'm in SMC and I saw it too! CONFIRMED!<-It looked like the truck(Optimus Prime) out of Transformers!!! <--- http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb166/rescuetheturkey/Photoon2012-05-01at0259.jpg im sad cause it was just a garbage truck
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| − | 3:00 AM If it isn't flunk day this time let's just make it Flunk Day what say KNOX????!!!!!!!!!! <-- I agree. It's flunk day. Period. End of story.
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| − | 3:03 AM that's it, going on a FLUNK DAY MISSION (with my camera), will report findings upon my return. <-- Go Macgyver GOOO!!!
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| − | 3:23 AM [http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/and-not-a-single-fuck-was-given-police-car-on-fire.jpg how I feel right now]
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| − | 3:45 AM Refreshing my http://mail.knox.edu page every 5 minutes -.-
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| − | 4:00 AM Everything is quiet...too quiet, it must be flunk day.
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| − | 3:11-4:08 am [http://imgur.com/a/XhgmE#0 CHECK OUT ALL THE CAMPUS ACTIVITY!!! (including trips to ALL 3 big hotels in galesburg, only took pictures of 1 though)] <--- So basically nothing is happening. Good work, and I guess its time to start on my homework due today...
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| − | 5:18 AM pretty sure I just heard an air horn. that, or I'm hallucinating sounds from sleep deprivation. flunk is killing me :(
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| − | 5:40 AM FLUNK ALREADY
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| − | 5:42 AM What time do the emails get sent out?
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| − | confirmation from a great source today is the day of flunk!!!! get prepared lady's and germs. were not goin to live to
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| − | tomorrow <---------- Don't. Flunk with me.<05:53, 1 May 2012 (CDT)~ I'm not I swear over everything.
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| − | 05:54 AM Confirmation to the above message! I'm in SMC and I just talked to a custodian and she says that it's FLUNK DAY!!! She also told me to go sleep :P
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| − | PREPARE THE BLOOD PIT?
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| − | SENIORS ACROSS CAMPUS!!! IT's FLUNK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Signing out!!*
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| − | Lame friars are lame. No one in the mud pit? <-- i was the first one in the mud pit and there were no freshmen in there before 7:00. friars are the shit, sorry if you missed out on flunk day while i had flunking fun.
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| | == May 2nd == | | == May 2nd == |
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| | Flunk Day! | | Flunk Day! |
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| | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! |
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| − | Another dress rehearsal for the dance show? Why yes! Not Flunk Day! <--- Stop acting like dancers rule Knox's campus. They don't care. <--- Watch out, we've got a badass over here. <--- [http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png Confirmed] | + | Another dress rehearsal for the dance show? Why yes! Not Flunk Day! |
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| | == May 4th == | | == May 4th == |
| | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY |
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| − | 9:00am Jill's email says: "THE SUN WILL BURN LIKE NEVER BEFORE." The weather channel projects this to be in the 80s. Flunk Day? Maybe... <----FALSE. They don't know the weather predictions when they choose the date <-- No, but the email was sent yesterday, wasn't it? <---- I am laughing at how idiotic the person said false to this is, really use you're brain and think about chronology. Isn't this supposed to be a school for smart people? <-- *your<--ummm, pretty sure she's just trying to make an end-of-times reference while telling us to wear some flunking sunscreen. | + | 9:00am Jill's email says: "THE SUN WILL BURN LIKE NEVER BEFORE." The weather channel projects this to be in the 80s. Flunk Day? Maybe... <----FALSE. They don't know the weather predictions when they choose the date <-- No, but the email was sent yesterday, wasn't it? |
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| − | A Call To Rise: Dance Ensemble Show happening at 7:30pm. Not Flunk Day. <--- Not true. Flunk Day has been on the same day as a dress rehearsal for a dance show in the past. There were plenty of trash cans available in case someone had to vomit<----- Not a dress rehearsal. AN ACTUAL SHOW! Lots of time and money has already gone into putting this show on and lots of people would be pissed if it happened this day. Not Flunk Day <-- Good point about the show. Perhaps not today! <-- Tech and Dress Rehearsals are fair game, but the actual show is not. It's an academic performance, and cannot be rescheduled. | + | A Call To Rise: Dance Ensemble Show happening at 7:30pm. Not Flunk Day. <--- Not true. Flunk Day has been on the same day as a dress rehearsal for a dance show in the past. There were plenty of trash cans available in case someone had to vomit <-- Good point about the show. Perhaps not today! |
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| | <-- As much as I hope we don't have to wait that long, it makes the most sense. This is a big Knox event. Teresa is only the 19th president in 175 years and the first women to be president of Knox. All eyes will be on the campus and I doubt her and the other up and ups would want the campus looking like it just got hit by a natural disaster before the big day. | | <-- As much as I hope we don't have to wait that long, it makes the most sense. This is a big Knox event. Teresa is only the 19th president in 175 years and the first women to be president of Knox. All eyes will be on the campus and I doubt her and the other up and ups would want the campus looking like it just got hit by a natural disaster before the big day. |
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| − | This whole week is installation week; all sorts of things planned to celebrate her installation. Little chance it will be this week <-- do you think these were planned when the date was picked? The website an emails just recently announced what is happening... Wouldn't it be funny if Flunk day Flunks with the presidents events! <---You're thinking of the previous week. All the installation stuff precedes the actual installation, which is on May 5th. <---- No, they're right. Installation week lasts until May 11th, with many many senior presentations and an honors banquet to show off our school to alums and trustees. Flunk is very unlikely to happen this week. http://www.knox.edu/knox-presidential-installation/schedule-of-events.html <--the 8th and 10th look pretty free. The playwrights' workshop was planned later than flunk, and is probably on the schedule because creative writing faculty shot down the "showcase" that was supposed to be that day, BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T GIVEN ENOUGH TIME | + | This whole week is installation week; all sorts of things planned to celebrate her installation. Little chance it will be this week <-- do you think these were planned when the date was picked? The website an emails just recently announced what is happening... Wouldn't it be funny if Flunk day Flunks with the presidents events! |
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| − | Installation week goes until May 9 and has been scheduled since forever. Whether or not specific events are planned for this day, there will be a ton of important people and alumni in town. Chances of Flunk Day being today? ZERO POINT ZERO ZERO PERCENT.
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| | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... |
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| − | Did anyone else get an email about a leadership dinner? isn't this how friars were notified years ago?? does this mean I am a friar??? <-- Yes. It means you are a friar. You're supposed to shave your head and show up with a white t-shirt for the event. If you don't shave your head, they won't let you be a friar.<---Last year friars were notified via text. This event is connected to the Honors Banquet which is May 9th. It in no way shape or form is obviously a friar thing. If anything, Jil Gates sent out the email to throw people off.<--- seems like the lady doth protest too much
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| | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! |
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| − | LATEST FLUNK DAY EVER, GET READY! IT WILL FEEL LIKE THE END OF TIMES BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE BUILD-UP!
| + | Let's be real guys...the Final Flunk is going to coincide with the actual apocalypse. PREPARE YOURSELVES |
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