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Flunk day is not on May 17th, however, Flunk Day is May 17th. | Flunk day is not on May 17th, however, Flunk Day is May 17th. | ||
| − | So, the theme of Flunk Day is The Final Flunk, right. Because the end of the world is supposed to happen in this year of 2012. Wouldn't it be just so clever, then, if this year marked the end of Flunk Day as well? As in, no Flunk Day? As in, the rumors that Flunk Day doesn't exist finally come true? THIS COULD BE HUGE. | + | So, the theme of Flunk Day is The Final Flunk, right. Because the end of the world is supposed to happen in this year of 2012. Wouldn't it be just so clever, then, if this year marked the end of Flunk Day as well? As in, no Flunk Day? As in, the rumors that Flunk Day doesn't exist finally come true? THIS COULD BE HUGE. Also, everyone knows [[Teresa Amott]] DOESN'T LIKE FLUNK DAY! |
At 2:24 on March 28, J-Pow predicted Flunk Day would be May 9. That's economics. <-- Furthermore, the Art Dept. is having their once-a-term field trip to the Art Institute of Chicago. So many students will already be excused from classes. Would this not be perfect timing? | At 2:24 on March 28, J-Pow predicted Flunk Day would be May 9. That's economics. <-- Furthermore, the Art Dept. is having their once-a-term field trip to the Art Institute of Chicago. So many students will already be excused from classes. Would this not be perfect timing? | ||
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Where is the "official email" for Flunk season? --An email regarding "policies and rules" was sent out on April 18 last year. | Where is the "official email" for Flunk season? --An email regarding "policies and rules" was sent out on April 18 last year. | ||
| − | At 11:53 on April 4, the official Flunk Day email is sent out. Obviously Flunk Day is TOMORROW! | + | At 11:53 on April 4, the official Flunk Day email is sent out. Obviously Flunk Day is TOMORROW! --> It was a particularly classy Flunk Day e-mail and included pictures and bullet points. Maybe they think if they illustrate Flunk Day they can convince us it already happened? |
==April 5th == | ==April 5th == | ||
Revision as of 22:22, 4 April 2012
Closed due to flooding, but not really.
Xavier was spotted at several different points this summer by several different anonymous sources. Hopping off a boxcar with several drifters, each holding one of his four-footer (or so) bongs, he was said to have torn his shirt off each time while roaring, "FLUUUUUUUNK!" Flunk day is definitely the first day of school.
Xavier is clearly behind all this unseasonably warm weather we've been having. Flunk Day will be earlier than ever this year as a result!!!
February 20th: Debbie Southern says flunk day season starts in March at an ASAP meeting. THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!
The weeks of April 23-27 and April 30- May 4 are the weeks of pre-enrollment but this does not necessarily mean that flunk day will not be in those two weeks. These weeks are the most common weeks for flunk day historically.
The timing of pre-enrollment is irrelevant. Don't even bother looking at the calendar, kids. It won't give you any hints.
Relevant historical irrelevance is irrelevant to the laws determining the laws predicting flunk day, which is tomorrow.
Wednesday, March 21 is the first day of spring term classes. Wednesday, March 21 is also flunk day. <--CONFIRMED
Flunk day is not on May 17th, however, Flunk Day is May 17th.
So, the theme of Flunk Day is The Final Flunk, right. Because the end of the world is supposed to happen in this year of 2012. Wouldn't it be just so clever, then, if this year marked the end of Flunk Day as well? As in, no Flunk Day? As in, the rumors that Flunk Day doesn't exist finally come true? THIS COULD BE HUGE. Also, everyone knows Teresa Amott DOESN'T LIKE FLUNK DAY!
At 2:24 on March 28, J-Pow predicted Flunk Day would be May 9. That's economics. <-- Furthermore, the Art Dept. is having their once-a-term field trip to the Art Institute of Chicago. So many students will already be excused from classes. Would this not be perfect timing?
Cody Dailey is currently finalizing his Flunk Day prediction. This could be HUGE.
Where is the "official email" for Flunk season? --An email regarding "policies and rules" was sent out on April 18 last year.
At 11:53 on April 4, the official Flunk Day email is sent out. Obviously Flunk Day is TOMORROW! --> It was a particularly classy Flunk Day e-mail and included pictures and bullet points. Maybe they think if they illustrate Flunk Day they can convince us it already happened?
April 5th
Flunk day shirts are here. Union Board is selling them AFTER Flunk Day because Flunk Day is tomorrow!
Jack Moore seen being really tall <---THIS COULD BE HUGE! <---Rumor: Jack Moore is "huge." <---MMhmm. CONFIRMED.
Debbie Southern heard chatting with Jil Gates before Flunk Day email was sent out about how it would "catch them off guard."
Spotted: JPow walking across the gizmo patio saying how he's "ready for flunk day".
It isn't even April 5th yet guys... <---FLUNK DAY HAS NO BOUNDARIES, rookie mistake.
Today is Wednesday, but it's almost over, which means it's almost Thursday. Therefore, it's almost Friday. So Flunk Day will be tomorrow.
looks like he's taking a break from hunting vampires... ABE IS IN THE HOUSE!!! <--- This could be HUGE!! can someone confirm?! <---I have visual confirmation!!
