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'''GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK
 
'''GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK
  
FLUNK TRUMPS ALL OTHER SCHOOL-PLANNED EVENTS!!!!
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FLUNK TRUMPS ALL OTHER SCHOOL-PLANNED EVENTS!!!
  
 
'''ROGER TAYLOR LINCOLN CARL SANDBURG! OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA! ROMNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :P'''
 
'''ROGER TAYLOR LINCOLN CARL SANDBURG! OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA! ROMNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :P'''
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This year, the school seems to be taking it all a little more seriously - they have dumped sand and mulch onto it. In response, student organization considers the following;  
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This year, the school seems to be taking it all a little more seriously - they have dumped sand and mulch onto it. In response, student organization considers the following;
  
 
1 - We '''understand''' and '''respect''' the obvious safety and cleanliness concerns from the administration.
 
1 - We '''understand''' and '''respect''' the obvious safety and cleanliness concerns from the administration.
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I REPEAT, THEY ARE FILLING IN THE MUD PIT WITH SAND AND MULCH!  
 
I REPEAT, THEY ARE FILLING IN THE MUD PIT WITH SAND AND MULCH!  
 
WHAT THE FLUNK ARE THEY DOING?!?!?!?!?<--They do that every year. The mud pit is not sanctioned by KNOX. Of course they are going to try and stop students.<--- correct, but why would they do this now unless the Flunk is close enough where students could not reverse the damage. Which is why i think the flunk is soon. How soon? Tomorrow soon.  
 
WHAT THE FLUNK ARE THEY DOING?!?!?!?!?<--They do that every year. The mud pit is not sanctioned by KNOX. Of course they are going to try and stop students.<--- correct, but why would they do this now unless the Flunk is close enough where students could not reverse the damage. Which is why i think the flunk is soon. How soon? Tomorrow soon.  
 
  
 
11:28 am: Caf lady who took my card at breakfast said "no flunk day today, huh?" and gave me a coy smile.  FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED FOR WEDNESDAY
 
11:28 am: Caf lady who took my card at breakfast said "no flunk day today, huh?" and gave me a coy smile.  FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED FOR WEDNESDAY
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I've heard from student caf workers that the shipment has indeed arrived and that it is being "prepared" as we speak. <----PROOF! WE NEED PROOF! SOMEONE CHECK TO SEE IF THE LIGHTS IN THE CAF ARE ON! <--- Holy shit, they are!<----Caf workers seem like they got it all going on this year, THIS COULD BE HUGE!!! [[File:S9DSt.jpg]]<----CONFIRMED I"M A CAF STUDENT WORKER AND I"VE SEEN THE FOOD IN THE BASEMENT!!! PREPARE EL DIA DE FLUNK!<----Just saying, they could be specifically turning lights on for this. I work in the mailroom and my boss told me that she has told campus safety to turn the lights on downstairs the past couple of nights...
 
I've heard from student caf workers that the shipment has indeed arrived and that it is being "prepared" as we speak. <----PROOF! WE NEED PROOF! SOMEONE CHECK TO SEE IF THE LIGHTS IN THE CAF ARE ON! <--- Holy shit, they are!<----Caf workers seem like they got it all going on this year, THIS COULD BE HUGE!!! [[File:S9DSt.jpg]]<----CONFIRMED I"M A CAF STUDENT WORKER AND I"VE SEEN THE FOOD IN THE BASEMENT!!! PREPARE EL DIA DE FLUNK!<----Just saying, they could be specifically turning lights on for this. I work in the mailroom and my boss told me that she has told campus safety to turn the lights on downstairs the past couple of nights...
 
12:30AM: Prof. Shroyer leaves SMC way too early....Flunk??
 
  
 
12:50 AM - FULL FORCE FLUNK
 
12:50 AM - FULL FORCE FLUNK
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1:18 AM A reliable source reports, "Old MacDonald had a farm." Flunk Day cometh.<---THIS COULD BE HUGE<---ILLINOIS IS FULL OF FARMS. IT IS A SIGN. <--- SIGNS LIKE IN THE MOVIE, SIGNS. WHICH IS ABOUT ALIENS, WHO ARE FROM *SPACE*
 
1:18 AM A reliable source reports, "Old MacDonald had a farm." Flunk Day cometh.<---THIS COULD BE HUGE<---ILLINOIS IS FULL OF FARMS. IT IS A SIGN. <--- SIGNS LIKE IN THE MOVIE, SIGNS. WHICH IS ABOUT ALIENS, WHO ARE FROM *SPACE*
 
 
1:20AM : Justin Steele leaves SMC to go to bed. Could it be the flunk?! O.O
 
  
 
1:23 AM Abe Lincoln seen hurrying down South Street trying to conceal suspicious-looking bottle underneath top hat.<---He responds to "Baberaham" if you call out to him.
 
1:23 AM Abe Lincoln seen hurrying down South Street trying to conceal suspicious-looking bottle underneath top hat.<---He responds to "Baberaham" if you call out to him.
  
  
1:26 - YOU GUYS IF ITS FLUNK DAY TOMORROW BUT IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT DOES THAT MEAN FLUNK DAY IS TODAY TOMORROW OR TOMORROW TOMORROW? <-- Flunk Day is always tomorrow.  Even on Flunk Day, Flunk Day is tomorrow.
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1:26 - YOU GUYS IF ITS FLUNK DAY TOMORROW BUT IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT DOES THAT MEAN FLUNK DAY IS TODAY TOMORROW OR TOMORROW TOMORROW?
 
 
1:31 AM - "Nice Bike" heard from Sigma Nu porch. Such calls signal an impending FLUNK.
 
 
 
ALL THE TIME I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS LITTLE CRAZY DUDE "SPAAAAACEEE" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKMS62GrTI
 
 
 
1:31 AM- Sleep little dumplings, let the day of flunk dance in your dreams. For tomorrow may very well be flunk. The only truth we have is the truth in our gut. Let the gospel of R. Kelly speak to you; and Kells said "My mind's telling me no...but my body, my body is telling me yeah." And thus the following morning the friars awoke the young ones, and all chaos was restored in the flunk kingdom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXxkNaRkp8
 
 
 
1:41 AM- had dream of flunking on the moon.  Must be Flunk Day! Also, lots of Knoxies seen at Duffy's... pre-gaming for the flunk?
 
 
 
The moon is GORGEOUS. Just like a pre-Flunk Day moon would be...
 
 
 
2:09 AM - Wait...Flunk Day theme is space.  Flunk Day is a huge disaster.  When there are disasters in space (or high altitudes) astronauts say "Mayday mayday!"  Today is May 1, otherwise known as May Day, a day of MAY-rry-making! <---This could be HUGE! <--- [http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D67kmFzSh_o UNDENIABLE PROOF!]
 
 
 
2:27 I'm so delirious by doing so much homework at this point it has to be Flunk Day... Right?.. RIGHT?
 
 
 
3:00 AM - [http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/there-it-goes-the-last-fuck-i-give.gif Its about that time...]
 
 
 
Is there any current activity on campus??!! Anyone?! :( it's 3.41am! Where's the flunk action!?
 
 
 
Honestly, I don't care anymore, I have been teased enough. Spring term has been hard enough as it is without a day to catch up on stuff or at least take a break from all this madness. If it isn't today I'm just going to drop out this term, my head is fried and I cant take it anymore. <----It sounds like you need more than a flunk day....:( I really hope you take the time to take care of yourself...your mental well being is more important than an essay/midterms/reading/ect. In the words of Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle, "Treat. Yo. Self!" <3 <---- can I marry you?<---Sorry, I don't believe in getting married for love...only for tax purposes. :P
 
 
 
5:29 AM: The sun is rising...is the flunk rising with it?
 
 
 
5:37AM: I hate everyone on union board right now. <--- Word. <---- Confirmed.
 
 
 
5:43AM: I just heard someone leave from exec....could it have been Andrei?
 
 
 
5:47 AM: Campus safety sitting in a gator parked next to the mud pit. Is he preparing for Flunk Day or the riots that will happen if it's not? <-----THIS SERIOUSLY COULD BE HUUUUUUGEEE!!!! <---pics or it's not happening
 
 
 
5:50 AM: It is seriously too quite...
 
 
 
5:50 Saw Knox photographer strolling outside I-House!!!
 
 
 
5:52 AM: An "Ow ow!!!" cat call was heard coming in the direction from the Hamblin parking lot.<--Followed by students running past the Quickie and down Academy. <---I did hear the sound of running footsteps!!!!
 
 
 
5:58 AM: FLUNK NOISES!!!!!<---False positive.
 
 
 
IS THERE ANYTHING GOING ON IN THE QUADS?
 
 
 
ITS FUCKING FLUNK DAY!!!!!
 
  
 
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