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The theme of Flunk Day 2014 will be "80's". That's not true.
 
The theme of Flunk Day 2014 will be "80's". That's not true.
 
---> OhEmGee, that's SO true. -----> Nope. The theme of Flunk Day 2014 is WILD WILD FLUNK.
 
---> OhEmGee, that's SO true. -----> Nope. The theme of Flunk Day 2014 is WILD WILD FLUNK.
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Consult your literature for the reading of the day of the flunk. [Flunk Day 2013]
  
 
==January 6==
 
==January 6==

Revision as of 13:06, 15 April 2014

The theme of Flunk Day 2014 will be "80's". That's not true. ---> OhEmGee, that's SO true. -----> Nope. The theme of Flunk Day 2014 is WILD WILD FLUNK.

Consult your literature for the reading of the day of the flunk. [Flunk Day 2013]

January 6

It is rumored that the five feet of snow on the ground is the work of the Flunk Day planners, but Xavier Romano and Roger Taylor have not yet been spotted with their 5-foot bongs, so no correlation is likely. CORRELATION IS ALWAYS LIKELY

11:24 AM FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED. Classes, administrative functions, and public events have all been cancelled on the website. THIS COULD BE HUGE? HAPPY FLUNK!

January 7

11:45pm Theresa Amott and Rodger Taylor seen ripping their homemade snowbong outside the Quickie.


12:17am Tony Gant spreading rumors that the heating is still down on campus. . .Coldpocolypse Part II?

February 16

11:20 pm The Founders of the committee Students For Flunk Day Truth reunite, in secret, in the steam pipe tunnels beneath the heart of campus for precisely 5 minutes and 55 seconds.

Sigma Nu held their chapter meeting an hour early today. FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW XD XD XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 9

Soon, my pretties, soon. The day of flunk shall be upon us. As the snow melts and the campus takes its much needed Spring Parting, the flunk gods are busy preparing for the festivus.

March 26

Our time of absence - Spring Break - hath hastily departed this world. Verily, spring term is upon us, and as it begins, so doth the Flunk. Clutch tightly to the warm embrace of the WikiFire lest thee be caught by that most pernicious evil - the scare.

--->Thank you, oh great creative writing majors at Knox ---> I'm a CS major

March 27

AFTER THE FIRST SENIOR MEETING? SENIORS ALREADY DRUNK. PROBS FLUNK DAY

April 8

Travis, Bethany, and Wiktoria spotted walking back from a meeting together in a jovial mood...flunk day tomorrow?????

April 15

Theresa Amott came to me in a dream and told me Flunk Day would be today. She said, "The early Flunk Day catches the worm." BAM, THERE IT IS.

Tax day is today. Therefore no flunk.

At 2:46 pm Deb Southern sent the Flunk Email. She warns the pleebs to not "be fooled". <-- Confirmed!!!

Blessed are those who prepare for the flunk. Prepare your altars with your wine and your sustenance. Do not forget to partake in the water that which will quench thy thirst and allow thee to carry on as the spirit of the flunk enters you.

April 16

Mean Girls is on Netflix. Flunk Day is tomorrow.

April 23

04/03 3:06 PM Deeply, deeply suspicious activity from admissions makes this date seem possibly. Why else would their calendar say this is "FALL INSTITUTE" and that no classroom visits, interviews, or tours will take place???--Okay, so now Admissions says it was a "copy/paste problem" BUT STILL. SUSPICIOUS. Screenshot available at http://bit.ly/PoiGZs


Too early, says a senior.

April 28

There is literally nothing on the events calendar. Just pre-enrollment and writer's block. This would be a great day to flunk. Everyone knows last week of April is popular.

April 31

03/25 9:25 PM Knox student Will Shen, posts on Facebook that he, "heard the Flunk Day is on April 31st! Cheers!" <-------CONFIRMED, IT'S ON FACEBOOK

I guess 2014 is a leap year with the leap day being April 31.

CINCO DE FLUNKO

Rumor has it that the Neuro Rats have already begun wearing sombreros in anticipation <--CONFIRMED!

There is also nothing on the events calendar. And wouldn't wild wild flunk be totally applicable to Cinco de Mayo?

I prayed to the flunk gods last year that this would be the date of the Flunk shenanigans.

May 9

Because JPow says so. <--FALSE!!! JPow's predictions are always after flunk. <----- Confirmed. I don't know why he doesn't start making earlier predictions.

May 13

I put my raffle guess in for this day. Therefore, flunk day. (I really want that tablet you guys)