Flunk Day 2017

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The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the fallacies; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? When should you buy your PBR? Have you spotted Teresa Amott without her human skin? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g

Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.

Join us.


(don't forget to hydrate.)

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[edit] That Flunk Though...

Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!

[edit] Friday, August 12th

T-Amott confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

Scott also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.

[edit] Tuesday, November 8th

The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW

[edit] Tuesday, Febuary 28th

11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game???

11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED

[edit] Friday, March 3rd

11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at Cherry Street WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE.

12:22AM - Brothers of FIGI sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???

[edit] Saturday, March 4th

9:00PM Brothers of Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of TKE as well as members of Sigma Nu and Sigma Chi. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets???


> CONFIRMED

Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE

[edit] Wednesday, March 8th

Alumnus Matt Sugai kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that he is not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???

[edit] Tuesday, March 14th

~5:00 PM - [1] The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil?

11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.

9:05 PM Teresa Amott spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????

[edit] Thursday, March 16th

1:27 AM Scott Roberts (landlord of the yellows) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.

[edit] Monday, March 20th

This was the first day of spring. Theresa Amott was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.

[edit] Tuesday, March 21st

8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day.

PICTURE CONFIRMATION [2] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.

[edit] Wednesday, March 22nd

FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!

[edit] Thursday, March 23rd

KEG IN THE QUADS!

Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???


REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is Teresa Amott possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [3] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES

[edit] Monday, March 27th

Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!

[edit] Tuesday, March 28th

12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???

[edit] Wednesday, March 29th

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[edit] Monday, April 3rd

This will be the day. This is it.

[edit] Tuesday, April 4th

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[edit] Thursday, April 20th

Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?

[edit] Monday, April 24th

[edit] Tuesday, April 25th

[edit] Wednesday, April 26th

Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction?

[edit] Thursday, April 27th

[edit] Monday, May 1st

[edit] Tuesday, May 2nd

[edit] Wednesday, May 3rd

Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.

[edit] Thursday, May 4th

[edit] Sunday, May 7th

Rally's birthday. (Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it.

[edit] Monday, May 8th

[edit] Tuesday, May 9th

It's gonna be the 9th. Jonathan Powers always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong.

[edit] Wednesday, May 10th

[edit] Thursday, May 11th

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