Flunk Day 2017
The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the fallacies; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? When should you buy your PBR? Have you spotted Teresa Amott without her human skin? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g
Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.
Join us.
(don't forget to hydrate.)
Contents
- 1 Join in the fun?
- 2 That Flunk Though...
- 3 Friday, August 12th
- 4 Tuesday, November 8th
- 5 Tuesday, Febuary 28th
- 6 Friday, March 3rd
- 7 Saturday, March 4th
- 8 Wednesday, March 8th
- 9 Tuesday, March 14th
- 10 Thursday, March 16th
- 11 Monday, March 20th
- 12 Tuesday, March 21st
- 13 Wednesday, March 22nd
- 14 Thursday, March 23rd
- 15 Monday, March 27th
- 16 Tuesday, March 28th
- 17 Thursday, March 30th
- 18 Friday, March 31st
- 19 Monday, April 3rd
- 20 Tuesday, April 4th
- 21 Wednesday, April 5th
- 22 Thursday, April 6th
- 23 Sunday, April 9th
- 24 Monday, April 10th
- 25 Tuesday, April 11th
- 26 Wednesday, April 12th
- 27 Thursday, April 13th
- 28 Sunday, April 16th
- 29 Monday, April 17th
- 30 Tuesday, April 18th
- 31 Wednesday, April 19th
- 32 Thursday, April 20th
- 33 Monday, April 24th
- 34 Tuesday, April 25th
- 35 Wednesday, April 26th
- 36 Thursday, April 27th
- 37 Friday, April 28th
- 38 Saturday, April 29th
- 39 Monday, May 1st
- 40 Tuesday, May 2nd
- 41 Wednesday, May 3rd
- 42 Thursday, May 4th
- 43 Sunday, May 7th
- 44 Monday, May 8th
- 45 Tuesday, May 9th
- 46 Wednesday, May 10th
- 47 Thursday, May 11th
- 48 Tuesday, September 19th
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That Flunk Though...
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!
Friday, August 12th
T-Amott confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
Scott Roberts also possible Lizard Person???? <------ wow everything makes sense.
[img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNycdfFEgBc/maxresdefault.jpg"
Tuesday, November 8th
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW
Tuesday, Febuary 28th
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game???
11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED
Friday, March 3rd
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at Cherry Street WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE.
12:22AM - Brothers of FIGI sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???
Saturday, March 4th
9:00PM Brothers of Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of TKE as well as members of Sigma Nu and Sigma Chi. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets???
> CONFIRMED
Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE
Wednesday, March 8th
Alumnus (alumnum?) Matt Sugai kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that they are not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???
Tuesday, March 14th
~5:00 PM - [1] The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil?
11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.
9:05 PM Teresa Amott spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????
Thursday, March 16th
1:27 AM Scott Roberts (landlord of the yellows) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.
Monday, March 20th
This was the first day of spring. Theresa Amott was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.
Tuesday, March 21st
8:37 PM - On a grocery trip to Walmart, it was found that the alcohol section was revamped over break. Everyone (including Walmart) knows this is where students stock up cheap and quick for the fateful day.
PICTURE CONFIRMATION [2] THE HARD LIQUOR SECTION IS NOW BEHIND CHECKOUT 9. I REPEAT, CHECKOUT 9. IS THIS A HINT??? <-------- IT IS ABSOLUTELY RELATED TO THE FLUNK THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.
Wednesday, March 22nd
FluNK DAY THEME REVEAL EMAIL SENT OUT!! kinda early in the term eh?? could be an early flunk this year!
Thursday, March 23rd
KEG IN THE QUADS!
Flunk Day Theme is Pirates of the Flunk --> CONFIRMED #aflunkinlifeforme #arrrryouready??????? <-------- #seaflunk if you will???
REPORTS RECEIVED of a recruiting email for the Marines sent out to certain students AT THE EXACT MOMENT that the 2017 flunk day theme — Pirates of the Flunk — was announced. Coincidence???? Is this some kind of seafaring warrior conspiracy, and if so, how high up does it go???? Is the wide, wide ocean itself trying to tell us something??? Is Teresa Amott possessed by the ghost of Edward Teach? WAS BLACKBEARD A LIZARD PERSON?????????? Stay tuned, kids: this could be huge. <-------- CONFIRMED [3] GET OUT YOUR OVALTINE DECODER RINGS, COMRADES
Monday, March 27th
Last year we were gifted with a late flunk day. Will this year be the opposite with an early flunk? Of course it will remember the first rule of the flunk. flunk day is always tomorrow!!
4:53PM - Mark Holmes encourages his Open Studio students to 'dig' through their notes from past years to create an artist statement. Does he want us to dig something else??? Only time will tell.
Tuesday, March 28th
12:23AM - it's been pretty rainy and humid out... why has no one broken ground yet???
7:21PM Two members of TKS overheard in founders planning the flunk day issue!???!! Seems kind of soon doesn't it???? <---what will tks DIG up this year??
10:46AM - Peter Bailey is wearing a tie with geckos on it. His lizard is showing, this means we're getting close.
Thursday, March 30th
3:42PM - Emma Lister caught wearing skull and cross-bone earrings. She's definitely a pirate. <---- not like we haven't know this though <--- GOD BLESS EMMA LISTER
3:55PM - Members of videocorp seen taking a strange shot of Ben Smolinski looking confused and taking his shirt off in the sculpture studio in The Whitcomb Art Center. When asked what this strange video was about, they were bound to resist giving an answer. Tristian Yi, flunk day planner??? Joe Connors, internal conspiracist??? We need more information to confirm!!!!!!
Friday, March 31st
Word has it there will be a ceremonial ground breaking tonight.
Monday, April 3rd
This will be the day. This is it.
PREDICT FLUNK DAY STARTS TODAY. 11:30am to 12:30pm, 5:30 to 6:30pm in front on the Caf. Come through and earn prizes!
^^^ umm... flunk day planners definitely on the wikifire right here trying to throw us off course!! <----- confirmed
Tuesday, April 4th
11:54AM - 3 cuties seen wielding a single shovel in a very specific formation through the quads.....we know what's coming.
Wednesday, April 5th
12:00AM - The mud pit gasps their first, glorious breath of the season.
Thursday, April 6th
Andrew Salemi sends out email inviting students for free ice cream and board games. Obviously overflow from Flunk Day supplies. Possibly the first ever Flunk Day on a Friday and an Admitted Students Day.
Sunday, April 9th
SPOTTED: Pepsi stand east of Gizmo patio. Leftover from Prairie Fire Fest- keeping it out for an early flunk???
Trash cans still lining area outside Gizmo patio. Easier access for an early flunk.
Monday, April 10th
12:37AM - Still no word on who's a friar yet... Is Flunk Day even happening this year??? Who is a planner??? HOW DO WE NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION YET???????????
I GOT A FACULTY EMAIL that talks about organizing the soft ball team. I say two weeks tops. They don't need more time than that to organize. A reminder email will be sent out the day of/before. I will get this one too!!! <---- god bless this person
Coms Office Releases THIS ARTICLE ABOUT PREDICTING FLUNK DAY https://www.knox.edu/news/a-pocket-guide-to-predicting-flunk-day -----> They seem a little TOO insistent that they don't know when it is. I think they know.
!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGGEEEEEEEE! Also check out Peter Bailey's prediction ......
Tuesday, April 11th
Where is the "flunk day is a privilege" email??? Deb Southern wyd
Wednesday, April 12th
Williston Hall seems to be awfully loud tonight. Do the quiet ones know something?
Sam Duffy changed her profile picture to a Flunk Day throwback. She's on the inside... trust me.
Looks like the planners are going in for a late flunk again this year:
Evidence:
1. No Flunk Day email has been sent out yet. NONE. NADA. The email is sent out pretty early in the term 2. Do any seniors know if they are friars yet? NO scares in the quads (yet! wait for it, Freshies) 3. The mud pit is DRY, even though I heard that some Sig Chi and SNu had top secret agenda paperwork piling up in their basements regarding some flunkin' important matters 4. Grass has not been mowed....Can someone find out when the grass is scheduled to be mowed next? 5. Flunk Day T-shirts are not sold yet (Did UB forget that we are not stupid and that FLUNK is to happen few weeks after they start selling the t-shirts???)
Flunk Spirit R.I.P. ALL around campus there is a shortage of drunk people. Wake up and take a shot ya tokers, the Flunk might be closer than you think.
Thursday, April 13th
Direct source from planners, it's today🍆🍆🍆 ---> CONFIRMED
6:46 PM Fiji blasting music and playing basketball. Have their Alumni told them the date of the flunk? <----Conspiracy
"If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like flunk day all the time." -Anonymous
Sunday, April 16th
[11:00pm] Y'ALL we all need to STEP IT UP and start hyping up the FLUNK!!!! I can't sustain the wiki fire by myself.....flunk day is about TEAMWORK! LET'S DO THIS. That being said it's definitely tomorrow <--- CONFIRMED < ----------- COULD. NOT. AGREE. MORE. IT IS SO DEAD IM EMBARRASSED
Monday, April 17th
The Freshman were all given Flunk Day Survival Info from their RAs before last Monday. Any day now is officially open to being Flunk Day. Let the predictions flow like a ship at sea. AAAAARRRRRGH! IT's GAME ON! ---> CONFIRMED. [2:10 pm] Talked to a freshman in my class and she said her suite had the Flunk Day talk last week. Another freshman told me they had theirs two weekends ago.
Admitted Students Days are over. Where's the email, Deb???
[9:18 pm] Email from Andrew Salemi announcing that Flunk Day shirts can be ordered online NOW! (what happened to tabling ppl? truly a lost art) This is not a drill.
Tuesday, April 18th
Taiko Drum circle was moved from this day to sunday.....could it be?
Wednesday, April 19th
Probably not this day seeing as it is the Almost There Fair for Seniors to pick up their caps and gowns (and also donate money to the school).
It's B.G.'s birthday...could the planners be trying to combine to drunk catastrophe's into one day to minimize damage? Seems likely.
Thursday, April 20th
Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?
Could this be the first 4/20 Flunk? Rumor has it one of the secret planners is a hard core stoner...
Monday, April 24th
Tuesday, April 25th
T. Amott canceled the fundraising event for Merrit and moved it to next monday -------->>>> confirmed
Wednesday, April 26th
Richard Stout has this day marked as Flunk Day on his ECON 110 syllabus. What econ model did he use for his prediction? ⬆️ Same for his Econ 303 syllabus.
Thursday, April 27th
Friday, April 28th
Flunk Day 2014
Saturday, April 29th
Flunk Day 2015
Monday, May 1st
Flunk Day 2013
Vlad P reportedly cancelled a Skype interview with a very lucrative company for this day, rescheduling it for an earlier date...could he be preparing to not interview while trashed?
Peter Bailey spotted telling AIPEF group that if he could participate in their flunk day predictions he would put $50 dollars on this day...*hint hint*
Tuesday, May 2nd
Callie Rouse's Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."
Wednesday, May 3rd
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.
Thursday, May 4th
Sunday, May 7th
Rally's birthday (a member of Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it.
Monday, May 8th
Tuesday, May 9th
It's gonna be the 9th. Jonathan Powers always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong. <---false, he has been wrong for many years in a row now. (Sorry JPow)
Wednesday, May 10th
Flunk Day 2016
Thursday, May 11th
Tuesday, September 19th
It's gotta be on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And you thought last year's flunk day was late.