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Rumor has it that legendary flunk day queen is visiting this weekend. Could she know something we don't?? Preparing for a Monday flunk! <<------ WHO? | Rumor has it that legendary flunk day queen is visiting this weekend. Could she know something we don't?? Preparing for a Monday flunk! <<------ WHO? | ||
− | Flunk day is assuredly this day, Monday, April 23rd. <---- | + | Flunk day is assuredly this day, Monday, April 23rd. <---- Jess Ranard? |
Friend who works in the mailroom said she saw a big box of Flunk Day cups with "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Flunktory, April 23rd 2018"!!! This is insane! <---- pics or it didn't happen pls. Also the lawns havent even been mowed yet soooo... I dunno | Friend who works in the mailroom said she saw a big box of Flunk Day cups with "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Flunktory, April 23rd 2018"!!! This is insane! <---- pics or it didn't happen pls. Also the lawns havent even been mowed yet soooo... I dunno | ||
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Ronnie Fair (Union Board and flunk day planner confirmed) caught saying April 24th that "flunk day won't happen til..." Slip up? Or fake out? Seems like he means flunk day won't be this week at least. <-------- People have been trying to get him to talk for weeks this is his biggest spill yet! Was he gonna say May???? <--- That would make sense. Flunk day confirmed for next week? <------- sorry but I really don't think this Ronnie character is actually a FDP :/ | Ronnie Fair (Union Board and flunk day planner confirmed) caught saying April 24th that "flunk day won't happen til..." Slip up? Or fake out? Seems like he means flunk day won't be this week at least. <-------- People have been trying to get him to talk for weeks this is his biggest spill yet! Was he gonna say May???? <--- That would make sense. Flunk day confirmed for next week? <------- sorry but I really don't think this Ronnie character is actually a FDP :/ | ||
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==Friday April 27== | ==Friday April 27== | ||
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^^^^Confirmed | ^^^^Confirmed | ||
− | ^^^^^^DOUBLE CONFIRMED ITS FLUNK DAYYYYY | + | ^^^^^^DOUBLE CONFIRMED ITS FLUNK DAYYYYY |
Eric Dickens is positive this is the day...why predict a Monday flunk when they rarely (if ever) happen? WHAT DOES HE KNOW | Eric Dickens is positive this is the day...why predict a Monday flunk when they rarely (if ever) happen? WHAT DOES HE KNOW | ||
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The temperature for this day is supposed to be 78 degrees Fahrenheit, talk about perfect weather for a Flunk! <-- That would be awesome but weather is not an indication of if flunkday will be soon. | The temperature for this day is supposed to be 78 degrees Fahrenheit, talk about perfect weather for a Flunk! <-- That would be awesome but weather is not an indication of if flunkday will be soon. | ||
− | Yet another day when Senior Libby Richmond has a conflict. | + | Yet another day when Senior Libby Richmond has a conflict. Val Varanese wouldn't dare! |
Andrea Ferrigno told our Printmaking class that a faculty member with insider knowledge wanted to get together Sunday night at the bars. Could the professors be pregaming for a Monday Flunk??? | Andrea Ferrigno told our Printmaking class that a faculty member with insider knowledge wanted to get together Sunday night at the bars. Could the professors be pregaming for a Monday Flunk??? | ||
− | This date is | + | This date is Duane Oldfield's guess. |
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==Tuesday May 1== | ==Tuesday May 1== | ||
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No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk? | No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk? | ||
− | According to the calendar, it is Flunk Day pub night in Chicago and Colorado. C'mon- what better way to celebrate Flunk than to know alumni are doing it elsewhere? | + | |
+ | According to the calendar, it is Flunk Day pub night in Chicago and Colorado. C'mon- what better way to celebrate Flunk than to know alumni are doing it elsewhere? | ||
81 degrees, ya'll! EIGHTY ONE DEGREES!!!! | 81 degrees, ya'll! EIGHTY ONE DEGREES!!!! | ||
− | + | Twas the night before flunk day | |
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and all throughout Knox | and all throughout Knox | ||
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not a creature was stirring, | not a creature was stirring, | ||
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not even the fox. | not even the fox. | ||
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The students were sleeping, | The students were sleeping, | ||
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laughing and weeping; | laughing and weeping; | ||
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awaiting the day when they | awaiting the day when they | ||
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could start drinking. | could start drinking. | ||
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The mud pit was dug, the | The mud pit was dug, the | ||
− | + | alarms were all set, Bob Lallky's | |
− | alarms were all set, Bob Lallky's | ||
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big night was finally met. | big night was finally met. | ||
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The friars wake up, a quarter to six-- | The friars wake up, a quarter to six-- | ||
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bringing pots and pans into the mix. | bringing pots and pans into the mix. | ||
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They yell that it's Flunk Day!! But | They yell that it's Flunk Day!! But | ||
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no one believes, but wait-- | no one believes, but wait-- | ||
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I see bouncy houses behind the trees!! | I see bouncy houses behind the trees!! | ||
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The day has arrived!! You run to the lawn, | The day has arrived!! You run to the lawn, | ||
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and flash a big smile at Eleanor Kahn. | and flash a big smile at Eleanor Kahn. | ||
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A day full of laughter, it's well worth the wait | A day full of laughter, it's well worth the wait | ||
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so get to bed now, you don't want to be late! | so get to bed now, you don't want to be late! | ||
− | + | ^^^ Imma be mad at whoever wrote this if its actually flunk day^^^ | |
− | ^^^ Imma be mad at whoever wrote this if its actually flunk day^^^ | ||
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==Wednesday May 2== | ==Wednesday May 2== | ||
Bob Lalky was heard laughing devilishly when asked about a May 2nd flunk. | Bob Lalky was heard laughing devilishly when asked about a May 2nd flunk. | ||
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+ | All support to the FD planners. Y'all don't know the shit that goes into planning a secret event for 1200+ people. Like damn appreciate what you have | ||
6 PM baseball game. | 6 PM baseball game. | ||
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==Thursday May 3== | ==Thursday May 3== | ||
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"John Krasinski is a god" - Bob Lallky, after praising ''The Quiet Place'' | "John Krasinski is a god" - Bob Lallky, after praising ''The Quiet Place'' | ||
− | Men's Golf Championships on this day. Not sure how relevant this is. | + | Men's Golf Championships on this day. Not sure how relevant this is. |
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==Friday May 4== | ==Friday May 4== | ||
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==Monday May 7== | ==Monday May 7== | ||
− | Senior Libby Richmond is in Peoria this day for a big exam. Would secret planner | + | Senior Libby Richmond is in Peoria this day for a big exam. Would secret planner plan flunk day on a day her sorority sister could not be there?? I think not! <---- WHO and WHo? IRRELEVANT WE NEED MORE RELEVANT INFORMATION GTFO |
No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk? | No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk? | ||
ATTENTION: News from the Office of Communications—Megan Scott, who knows the exact date of Flunk Day, was overheard saying that historically Knox Flunks occur during later weeks (ironic due to the Very Late Flunk Blow-Up of 2016). She dropped the suggestion of Week 8. GUYS, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | ATTENTION: News from the Office of Communications—Megan Scott, who knows the exact date of Flunk Day, was overheard saying that historically Knox Flunks occur during later weeks (ironic due to the Very Late Flunk Blow-Up of 2016). She dropped the suggestion of Week 8. GUYS, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | ||
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==Tuesday May 8== | ==Tuesday May 8== | ||
No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk? | No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk? | ||
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==Wednesday May 9== | ==Wednesday May 9== | ||
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No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk? | No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk? | ||
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==Thursday May 10== | ==Thursday May 10== |