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[6:03AM] No email. Go back to bed. | [6:03AM] No email. Go back to bed. | ||
− | [6:15] Freshman Brooklyn Deming throws water balloons at friars. <--- repeat after me. DO NOT THROW THINGS AT FRIARS. <--- lol if you know a freshmen please educate them on the joy of flunk, they are going to be embarrassed about this by the time they are seniors. <---- FIRST YEARS CHILL <--- Have some respect freshmen, it is much harder to wake up every day to create the hype than it is for you to hear us yelling for 45 seconds (WHICH HAS HAPPENED ONLY 4 TIMES if I may point out). <--- Oh NO not WATER BALLOONS. That's, like, the WORST THING anyone could be subject to! <---- ?????????????????????????? <--- oh no, some flunk day spirit, I'm ever so slightly inconvenienced, that is like so fucking annoying, why do we get a day of fun that costs like 30k :((( <--- Oh No, Im a senior and Ive also been very tempted to throw things at the friars. bye. SoRrI3 <——-I hope you are away on flunk day and don’t get to experience the magic. What kind of a senior are you? Shame to the world <-- but seriously, like no one wants to be woken up at 5:50 am after studying all night... | + | [6:15] Freshman Brooklyn Deming throws water balloons at friars. <--- repeat after me. DO NOT THROW THINGS AT FRIARS. <--- lol if you know a freshmen please educate them on the joy of flunk, they are going to be embarrassed about this by the time they are seniors. <---- FIRST YEARS CHILL <--- Have some respect freshmen, it is much harder to wake up every day to create the hype than it is for you to hear us yelling for 45 seconds (WHICH HAS HAPPENED ONLY 4 TIMES if I may point out). <--- Oh NO not WATER BALLOONS. That's, like, the WORST THING anyone could be subject to! <---- ?????????????????????????? <--- oh no, some flunk day spirit, I'm ever so slightly inconvenienced, that is like so fucking annoying, why do we get a day of fun that costs like 30k :((( <--- Oh No, Im a senior and Ive also been very tempted to throw things at the friars. bye. SoRrI3 <——-I hope you are away on flunk day and don’t get to experience the magic. What kind of a senior are you? Shame to the world <-- but seriously, like no one wants to be woken up at 5:50 am after studying all night... |
==Wednesday May 2== | ==Wednesday May 2== | ||
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Prof. Robert Smith suspects it will be this date. | Prof. Robert Smith suspects it will be this date. | ||
− | Can't be today, there is an alum, Erin Daugherty, hosting office hours with students! <-- super weak reason for today to not be flunk day imo | + | Can't be today, there is an alum, Erin Daugherty, hosting office hours with students! <-- super weak reason for today to not be flunk day imo |
FLUNK DAY PUB NIGHTS FOR CHICAGO AND COLORADO ARE TUESDAY NIGHT! ARE THEY PRE-GAMING FOR A WEDNESDAY FLUNK???? THIS COULD BE *HUGE* | FLUNK DAY PUB NIGHTS FOR CHICAGO AND COLORADO ARE TUESDAY NIGHT! ARE THEY PRE-GAMING FOR A WEDNESDAY FLUNK???? THIS COULD BE *HUGE* | ||
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because today, my friends, is a day to flunk! | because today, my friends, is a day to flunk! | ||
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[11:02am] Unless baseball gets cancelled this is super unlikely | [11:02am] Unless baseball gets cancelled this is super unlikely | ||
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Flunk Day 2007 happened on May 8th: “The baseball team has an away game May 8 against Grinnell College that has been rescheduled twice already. (This could be for or against. Basically, if someone says, "It can't be Flunk Day Tuesday because the baseball team has a game," you can respond that it was already rescheduled twice so it could still be Flunk Day because they rescheduled it and may not have been able to avoid it.)” <- This was taken from the Flunk Fay 2007 page! Soo Flunk day today??? <--- They are not allowed to reschedule on Flunk Day. Administration makes sure that they do not. | Flunk Day 2007 happened on May 8th: “The baseball team has an away game May 8 against Grinnell College that has been rescheduled twice already. (This could be for or against. Basically, if someone says, "It can't be Flunk Day Tuesday because the baseball team has a game," you can respond that it was already rescheduled twice so it could still be Flunk Day because they rescheduled it and may not have been able to avoid it.)” <- This was taken from the Flunk Fay 2007 page! Soo Flunk day today??? <--- They are not allowed to reschedule on Flunk Day. Administration makes sure that they do not. | ||
− | [12:09 pm] Literally no sporting event is sacred when it comes to Flunk Day. <- exactly, golf team missed all of Flunk day last year for an away tournament or something like that | + | [12:09 pm] Literally no sporting event is sacred when it comes to Flunk Day. <- exactly, golf team missed all of Flunk day last year for an away tournament or something like that |
[17:36] Any further updates? If not, then I think that Flunk Day isn't until next week :( | [17:36] Any further updates? If not, then I think that Flunk Day isn't until next week :( | ||
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[7:41] http://www.amoonjump4u.com/interactive-fun-the-shoot-n-shower-1190 <—— basketball activity is very bob <------ Fun fact: Bob actually played the character of "bobby buckets" during RA fall training skit. FLUNK.IS.CONFIRMED. #ReturnOfBobbyBuckets | [7:41] http://www.amoonjump4u.com/interactive-fun-the-shoot-n-shower-1190 <—— basketball activity is very bob <------ Fun fact: Bob actually played the character of "bobby buckets" during RA fall training skit. FLUNK.IS.CONFIRMED. #ReturnOfBobbyBuckets | ||
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==Thursday May 3== | ==Thursday May 3== | ||
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Can't be today, there is an alum, Erin Daugherty, hosting a workshop! <-- How on Earth could this influence the Flunk day date? This is an extremely weak reason. Nothing is sacred. | Can't be today, there is an alum, Erin Daugherty, hosting a workshop! <-- How on Earth could this influence the Flunk day date? This is an extremely weak reason. Nothing is sacred. | ||
− | Chem 399 seminar is schedule on this date. Does it matter? <---- Seems unlikely. But luckily it's Tuesday so it doesn't matter anyway! | + | Chem 399 seminar is schedule on this date. Does it matter? <---- Seems unlikely. But luckily it's Tuesday so it doesn't matter anyway! |
==Friday May 4== | ==Friday May 4== | ||
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ATTENTION: News from the Office of Communications—Megan Scott, who knows the exact date of Flunk Day, was overheard saying that historically Knox Flunks occur during later weeks (ironic due to the Very Late Flunk Blow-Up of 2016). She dropped the suggestion of Week 8. GUYS, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | ATTENTION: News from the Office of Communications—Megan Scott, who knows the exact date of Flunk Day, was overheard saying that historically Knox Flunks occur during later weeks (ironic due to the Very Late Flunk Blow-Up of 2016). She dropped the suggestion of Week 8. GUYS, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | ||
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==Tuesday May 8== | ==Tuesday May 8== |