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==Tuesday April 24==
 
==Tuesday April 24==
 
Can't be this day. Lynette Lombard confirmed that the art department coordinated with planners because today is the Chicago field trip. <---All professors give the Flunk Day planner their important dates, but that doesn't guarantee that Flunk Day won't be on those days.
 
Can't be this day. Lynette Lombard confirmed that the art department coordinated with planners because today is the Chicago field trip. <---All professors give the Flunk Day planner their important dates, but that doesn't guarantee that Flunk Day won't be on those days.
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It can't be this soon!! The t-shirt order form for Flunk Day hasn't been sent out yet!!
  
 
==Wednesday April 25==
 
==Wednesday April 25==

Revision as of 18:41, 22 April 2018

The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the phallices; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? When should you buy your PBR? Have you spotted Teresa Amott without her human skin? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g

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Wednesday March 21

The perfect time for flunk day is the first day back! It’s tomorrow guys!

"YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!"

Monday March 26

Tuesday March 27

Wednesday March 28

Thursday March 29

Friday March 30

Monday April 2

Tuesday April 3

Wednesday April 4

.For the past two years Flunk Day has been week 8. why not a early flunk this year? grab your stash and dig the pit cause its coming early this year:) .Prairie fire fest is this day.

Thursday April 5

Friday April 6

Saturday April 7

.Bob Lallky said that Flunk Day would be between Monday (April 9) and graduation.

^^^He is also in talks for bringing an entertainment act to campus for Flunk Day... rumor has it that 3OH!3, Bill Nye, and Smashmouth are being considered.

Monday April 9

Tuesday April 10

Wednesday April 11

Thursday April 12

This day is not flunk day.

Friday April 13

Just to make that willy wonka bullshit all the creepier

^^^ B I T T E R ^^^

Just overheard confirmed Flunk Day Planner say Flunk Day always happens after Admitted Students Day #2. Start getting litty Monday the 16th.


Police officer who was called to the scene of our very first flunk scare predicts Friday the 13th flunk. FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!

Monday April 16

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON THE CALENDAR!!!! THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!

Flunk day planner Bob Lallky's brother AND sister celebrate their birthday on April 15. Could he be planning the most epic birthday party for them ever??

Campus has been eerily silent about Flunk Day so far... Are they messing with us? Are they going to spring it on us early??? THIS COULD BE HUGE

Tuesday April 17

Wednesday April 18

Take Back the Night March!!! Go get ready for Flunk Day by making the world a safe place

Thursday April 19

Flunk Day. 4/20. Weekend.

Senior Elise Goitia was spotted eating a lollipop and talking Wonka with a group of friends. Could they be conspiring for the Flunk?

CONFIRMED: Flunk Day is next week.

Flunk Day email sent out today!! <-- Beat me to it

[12:56 PM] Deb Southern has sent out the information email about Flunk Day. As the email states: LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN!!!!

Friday April 20

We can hope, can't we?

Andrew Salemi spotted in the Campus Life Office on Thursday, April 19th, after 8:00 PM. Flunk Day Confirmed.

TWO ALUMS, notorious Matt Soup and Zane Carlson, have been spotted around campus, hinting they may be in town for a bit. Could this mean Week 6 Flunk??? *wouldn't be the first time*

UPDATE: Senior Errol Kaylor has officially titled the honored "Flunk Day fuck", or the act of having *intimate* relations with someone during Flunk Day, as "fluck", or "flucking". Could this mean we're getting closer to the day? #itsalwaystomorrow

Monday April 23

Rumor has it that legendary flunk day queen is visiting this weekend. Could she know something we don't?? Preparing for a Monday flunk! <<------ WHO? Flunk day is assuredly this day, Monday, April 23rd. <---- Jess Ranard?

Friend who works in the mailroom said she saw a big box of Flunk Day cups with "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Flunktory, April 23rd 2018"!!! This is insane! <---- pics or it didn't happen pls. Also the lawns havent even been mowed yet soooo... I dunno

CONFIRMED, the people at Green Oaks have been given the warning. F-DAY!!!!!!

Tuesday April 24

Can't be this day. Lynette Lombard confirmed that the art department coordinated with planners because today is the Chicago field trip. <---All professors give the Flunk Day planner their important dates, but that doesn't guarantee that Flunk Day won't be on those days.

It can't be this soon!! The t-shirt order form for Flunk Day hasn't been sent out yet!!

Wednesday April 25

Confirmed: Craig Southern heard mentioning this date. THERES A BASEBALL GAME AGAINST EUREKA COLLEGE BASEBALL THAT DOESNT APPEAR ON THEIR WEBSITE CONFIRMED BIIIIIITCH

Thursday April 26

Friday April 27

Senior Sam Tatum celebrates his 22nd birthday on the 27th. First Friday Flunk EVER? THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!!

Monday April 30

THERE'S A SOFTBALL GAME AGAINST MACMURRY COLLEGE ON THE SCHEDULE BUT IT DOESN'T SHOW UP ON THEIR CALENDAR!!!!!!! IS THIS A CONSPIRACY TO HIDE FLUNK DAY??? THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!

^^^^Confirmed

Tuesday May 1

Prof. Todd Heidt predicts May 1 for Flunk Day.

No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk?

Wednesday May 2

Bob Lalky was heard laughing devilishly when asked about a May 2nd flunk.

^"Bob Lalky" and pretty much every Flunk Day planner ever, needs to calm the fuck down with the bragging and smugness. We get that you're planning FD but you aren't actually hot shit

Thursday May 3

Friday May 4

Flunk Day 2017.

Monday May 7

Senior Libby Richmond is in Peoria this day for a big exam. Would secret planner (Val Varanese) plan flunk day on a day her sorority sister could not be there?? I think not!

No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk?

ATTENTION: News from the Office of Communications—Megan Scott, who knows the exact date of Flunk Day, was overheard saying that historically Knox Flunks occur during later weeks (ironic due to the Very Late Flunk Blow-Up of 2016). She dropped the suggestion of Week 8. GUYS, THIS COULD BE HUGE.

Tuesday May 8

No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk?

Wednesday May 9

Jonathan Powers always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers is always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9th.

No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk?

Thursday May 10

Flunk Day 2016.

Confirmed Flunk Day planner Bob Lallky has to go to Peoria today, would he really plan it on a day where he wouldnt be here ????

No sporting events today! Week 8 flunk?

Friday May 11

Monday May 14

Heard Andrew Salemi saying that we are really late this year. Week 9 flunk??

Tuesday May 15

Heard Andrew Salemi saying that we are really late this year. Week 9 flunk??

Wednesday May 16

Heard Andrew Salemi saying that we are really late this year. Week 9 flunk??

Thursday May 17

Smash Mouth has a concert tomorrow (May 18) in Waukegan Il, could they be stopping by for the long predicted legendary Smash Mouth flunk we have all been waiting for?!

Friday May 19

Flunk Day confirmed because my calendar says May 19, 2018 is a Saturday. The 18th is Friday. So therefore. Flunk day will be May 18 which is the actual Friday?! CONFIRMED????