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| | knoxcollege1837 just posted on Instagram..flunk day CONFIRMED | | knoxcollege1837 just posted on Instagram..flunk day CONFIRMED |
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| − | NOT TOMORROW -> RAs have a mandatory training before Flunk Day every year, and it is scheduled for this Wednesday.
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| − | Alley Cats captains call additional practice for wednesday... do they know something we don't?
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| | Twas the night before Flunk Day | | Twas the night before Flunk Day |
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| | It’s about that time 🕐 👋 we 👥 not playin no more🙅😒 . Big boi 🍆 stuff only 🍗💯 👏 Last night 🌙 all the hard work 😠🏃🏢 payin off 💸💰 👏 All my fans 🙌, family 👨👦👦👏 Appreciate y’all. 👌👌 Thank you 👈 for taking the 🌊🌊🌊 journey 🏔🏃wit me 💯💖. And uh, you 👈 know, 💭 hopefully 👏 we gunna move on from here 👉 and everybody 👩👴👶 have a good time👌 🕐 👏 and I 👁 go crazy for Flunk day 🎟🏀 and do what I'm 👁 supposed to do 🏆🍆 💦👌 Thank y’all. 😩❤️💯 WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😝😝😝 | | It’s about that time 🕐 👋 we 👥 not playin no more🙅😒 . Big boi 🍆 stuff only 🍗💯 👏 Last night 🌙 all the hard work 😠🏃🏢 payin off 💸💰 👏 All my fans 🙌, family 👨👦👦👏 Appreciate y’all. 👌👌 Thank you 👈 for taking the 🌊🌊🌊 journey 🏔🏃wit me 💯💖. And uh, you 👈 know, 💭 hopefully 👏 we gunna move on from here 👉 and everybody 👩👴👶 have a good time👌 🕐 👏 and I 👁 go crazy for Flunk day 🎟🏀 and do what I'm 👁 supposed to do 🏆🍆 💦👌 Thank y’all. 😩❤️💯 WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😝😝😝 |
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| | ==April 24, 2019 (Wed)== | | ==April 24, 2019 (Wed)== |
| | Home softball games today. Not flunk day <---------- Suuuuuuuuuuure they've NEVER called a game off or fake scheduled a game | | Home softball games today. Not flunk day <---------- Suuuuuuuuuuure they've NEVER called a game off or fake scheduled a game |
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| − | Take Back the Night tonight
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| − | It's not going to be today but I'm disappointed by the lack of hype, therefore FLUNK DAY IS TODAY I saw the trucks with my own eyes. I took a picture but the ocean Knox bought to embrace this Flunk's theme opened up under me and swept it away. Uhhhh the lawn was mowed, Teresa Amott came into my room while I was trying to take a nap and whispered in my ear when Flunk Day was. What am I missing. The mud pit is coming back this year and I saw students digging it as I walked back to my dorm.
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| − | They're mowing the lawn so aggressively today like more than the past two days, it has to be tomorrow! The mowing, people... The mowing!
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| − | A trusted friend overheard Andrew Salemi say "I MAY OR MAY NOT send out the tshirt email early" -- this is HUGE
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| | ==April 25, 2019 (Thu)== | | ==April 25, 2019 (Thu)== |
| − | Away track meet, flunk day denied. <---- How many people are on the track team? 4? | + | Away track meet, flunk day denied |
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| − | Awful lot of lawn mowing going on today... does maintenance know something we don't?? yeah that it's gonna rain a lot next week. <--- put an arrow on your response you animal
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| − | If I remember correctly, last year April 25 was The Big Scare People Actually Fell For. 2 for 2 this year or sure sign of the actual flunk?
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| − | Speakers out on the lawn. Tables out on the lawn. Flunk day confirmed. Four day weekend. Let us obtain the bread.
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| − | 3:20 PM lots of yelling going on. Could be the fact that my dorm is right next to whatever sports game is going on right now OR could be people pre-pre-gaming for Flunk Day
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| − | Men AND woman soccer practices canceled. Top recruit coming too.. bound to commit.
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| − | 8:08 PM Wednesday: Going on a truck search later tonight. Will report back. <---- So I'm guessing you didn't see any trucks? <---- No trucks, checked both Monmouth and Galesburg. Did almost hit a deer tho.
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| − | I had a dream about the ocean so obviously the ocean is on its way for flunk under the sea. confirmed.
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| | ==April 26, 2019 (Fri)== | | ==April 26, 2019 (Fri)== |
| | Away tennis matches, flunk day denied :/ <--- bold of you to assume sporting events hinder the flunk in any way <--- upon further review, it turns out sporting events do indeed hold some sway over flunk. my bad. | | Away tennis matches, flunk day denied :/ <--- bold of you to assume sporting events hinder the flunk in any way <--- upon further review, it turns out sporting events do indeed hold some sway over flunk. my bad. |
| | *Golf has missed flunk in the past* Shit happens | | *Golf has missed flunk in the past* Shit happens |
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| − | Sports have little sway, but the day of the week sure does. Not flunk day.
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| − | flunk day tks issue spotted in the pub office! flunk day next week confirmed!!!
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| | ==April 29, (Mon) == | | ==April 29, (Mon) == |
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| − | Honestly, valid option!!
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| − | Theatre dept has a candidate coming today, and have inside information that it will NOT BE TODAY
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| − | ... except it's Monday <--- monday is statistically one of the most popular days for flunk! <---not sure if joke or not, but for those who believe this, it is not. Unless by "statistically one of the most popular" you mean it's a day of the week.
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| − | There's a candidate for the theatre department visiting so not gonna happen. <--- we could all do without that
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| − | raining all of week 7. flunk under the sea #confirmed? THIS COULD BE HUGE!
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| − | [8:13PM] ROCK WALL SPOTTED AT HOLIDAY INN HOTEL. <-- proof please!!! this could be HUGE
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| − | Jim Huang seen pregaming for the night...FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED?!?!?
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| − | [9:19PM] FLUNK FUCKING CONFIRMED http://imgur.com/N9pkGIU
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| − | Hot take: Bob ordered a climbing wall to throw everyone off the scent and flunk day isn't tomorrow but TUESDAY. Everyone will be so disappointed that tomorrow isn't flunk day so they wont think about the rock wall again when it stays there for Tuesday? Evidence? It's JUST the rock wall. nothing else. so far nothing has been found and it's just everyone saying they're pre-gaming. There's never been a monday flunk AND the Theatre professor think. Don't think the flunk's going yet.
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| − | ^state the location please <--- Holiday Inn on Main Street <--confirmed
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| − | Can we get another picture? Something else confirming?
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| − | Also, where is the bouncy stuff? <—- just went to holiday inn and can confirm the wall. But no bouncy shit <- they have stayed at multiple hotels before. Someone needs to check other hotels in town. Nothing at the Baymont. <-- Has anybody gone to Monmouth or Peoria to check?? <-- went to Monmouth, found nothing, but who knows
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| − | Lindsay Smith's honors defense is this day...
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| − | Prospective students staying sunday night, no monday flunk
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| − | ^^^^ friend who works in office of admission says this wouldn't impact the flunk and that they have contingency plans for this. Still think it's Bob fucking with us though.
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| − | Where's SPONGE BOB???????????? fake ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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| − | wHeRe'S THE GRASS CUTTING? <--- Grass cutting is not and has never been a sign of Flunk Day. They have to mow regularly just like anyone with a lawn. What purpose would mowing the day before serve?
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| − | I'll be MISERABLE if it is tomorrow ;(
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| − | More photos up on Cox Knollege
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| − | Bob’s Snapchat story says “trucks spotted Be safe and enjoy tomorrow, everyone” is this reverse psychology?? Unless he
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| − | Knows that we would think it’s reverse psychology so it’s really reverse reverse psychology and it’s actually tomorrow?? ODK
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| − | [11:07 pm] Bobby buckets seen at walmart preparing for the night of flunk???????
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| − | Unless more trucks are found tonight, I'm guessing it's probably not tomorrow and is instead Bob or the school engineering their own flunk day scare (They do have more money for it this year after all). The company that Knox hires is nearly 3 hours away so they'd have to get everything here the night before. There only being one or two trucks is really odd.
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| − | ^^^^^^^^^ SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING BOB WOULD SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED
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| − | I think bob's pushing this too hard. He wants us to think it's tomorrow.
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| − | [2:00am] Thundering, Bad weather. Probably not today. <—- Weather doesn’t determine if Flunk happens or not.
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| − | [2:17am] Mysterious metal/mechanical noises that aren’t of the regular locomotive sort heard from the Quads. Setting up for the big day?
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| − | [3:00am] Sites seem clear, no sign of Flunk Day. What does “Punished Squidward” know...
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| − | ^^^ they NEVER set up this early. They're usually just starting to set up the first stuff around the time that the friars go out. The workers had to drive 3 hours to get here, do you really think they want to get up at 3am to set shit up? Still don't think it's Monday tho. I think this is the most legendary scare of all time orchestrated by Bob.
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| − | [5:50am] No sign of anything. Guess we got to wait 10 minutes to see if we get a rain flunk day or a very elaborate scare.
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| − | [6:05am] No email, no friars. The trucks did not precede the flunk as they always have. I feel that if they are still there by mid afternoon, flunk day is tuesday.
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| − | Goddamn it, Bob.<Bob deserves to be expelled
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| | Statistically speaking, Tuesday Flunks are the most popular!! | | Statistically speaking, Tuesday Flunks are the most popular!! |
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| − | My big told me it was going to be this day and I love him so I believe him
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| − | If it's not this day I WILL be falling for the scare so either way friars get ready
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| − | IT IS FOR SURE THIS DAY, PRE GAMING IN LONGDON ON MONDAY NIGHT. WE WILL BE HAMMERED BY 9 PM SO FLUNK DAY BETTER %$&@($ BE ON TUESDAY.
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| − | A Greek Week event on Tuesday was cancelled.
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| − | NO tours in admission this day.
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| − | If Flunk Day isn't Monday, then the trucks really suggest this day.
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| − | [1:30pm] An older man delivers two hefty boxes to Andrew's office. I ran after him and asked what were inside the boxes. He suspiciously responded "I'm not sure." https://imgur.com/a/JHJ1EQo Heard from some newer UB members that these were indeed the shirts. Possible evidence for it being tomorrow or Wednesday.
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| − | Stuart Allison cancelled lab at Green Oaks for this day because of a “ 100% chance of thunderstorms in the afternoon” and “safety concerns”... hmm yeah... RIGHT... smells a lot like petrichor and FLUNK
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| − | The representative of the SEA semester will be here this day...........
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| − | Flash flood warning...under the sea indeed
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| − | [6:55 pm] Andrew isn't at the Intro to Leadership course because he's "on call". Is he really on call, or is he doing his last minute flunk prep? -checked the RA calendar. He is on call.
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| − | There is a table set up outside the Gizmo, this could be left over from an event last week BUT they had all this time to pack it up. They left it out because they knew Flunk Day was this week?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? -->[https://imgur.com/a/kStivEM] <---- BiG iF tRuE !! <-------sorry to burst your bubble, they're left over from pie a pi phi
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| − | If Flunk is this week it is imperative that the pit becomes muddy. There must be mud in the pit. The soil will be stimulated and as a result it will turn into mud, the more stimulation, the more mud.
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| − | Could be The Biggest Scare Yet, but frankly, I don't think there's enough hype for that to be Bob's intention. Tomorrow it is! Never have I been so excited to get hypothermia.
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| − | The truck that was there last night was gone as of 4PM Monday. I will go out and check hotels tonight but that makes me think it's not Tuesday. << Maybe they went to hide in Monmouth?
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| − | [9:51 pm] trucks spotted https://i.imgur.com/dlq8R9X.jpg <--where at?
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| − | ^^^ That photo is older than me, nice try Bob. <- Hey I took that pic! Hotels by Target!
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| − | ^^^^^ FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!! get your stash ready!!!
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| − | [11:05 pm] truck by Target is real. Held a first year hostage as proof
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| − | @Bob I will kms if flunk is not tuesday bro...
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| − | [5:37 am] A strange quietness has fallen over the Wikifire and campus. Could it really not be Flunk Day?
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| − | [6:01am] Happy flunk day
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| − | [6:06 am] SIKE!!!! HAPPY FLUNK BOIS!
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| | Baseball away at Robert Morris Peoria game---baseball got screwed over this game last year, will they do it again??? | | Baseball away at Robert Morris Peoria game---baseball got screwed over this game last year, will they do it again??? |
| − | <-- yes but Peoria is close enough that rescheduling doesn't seem like it would be a major issue, y'feel? <--- is there actually a baseball game? sounds likes a ruse <-- checked Robert Morris' schedule, this game does not exist there!!! <-- it's not on the schedule at the Knox athletics site either!! it's a fake!! | + | <-- yes but Peoria is close enough that rescheduling doesn't seem like it would be a major issue, y'feel? |
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| − | Golf travels this day and the AD assured them they wouldn't be F*cked over again - but it's golf, who cares ? << we all do.
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| | ==May 2, 2019 (Thu)== | | ==May 2, 2019 (Thu)== |
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| | Men's golf MWC championship today <--- flunk has been during golf mwc before... will they do it again? | | Men's golf MWC championship today <--- flunk has been during golf mwc before... will they do it again? |
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| | ==May 3, 2019 (Fri)== | | ==May 3, 2019 (Fri)== |
| − | more men's golf MWC championship <-- no one cares about golf except for the like 3 people on golf lmao | + | more men's golf MWC championship |
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| | ==May 4, 2019 (Sat)== | | ==May 4, 2019 (Sat)== |
| | [[Flunk Day 2017]] | | [[Flunk Day 2017]] |
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| | ==May 6, 2019 (Mon)== | | ==May 6, 2019 (Mon)== |
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| | ==May 7, 2019 (Tue)== | | ==May 7, 2019 (Tue)== |
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| − | Alleged junior Timo "Wolfgang" Otala believes today is Flunk Day. Wolfgang, much like Flunk Day, doesn't exist. Therefore, if Flunk Day existed, it would be today.
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| | ==May 8, 2019 (Wed)== | | ==May 8, 2019 (Wed)== |
| | Freshamn Martin Garcia believes it is may 8th. Flunk day confirmed | | Freshamn Martin Garcia believes it is may 8th. Flunk day confirmed |
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| | Track is scheduled to leave this day for st Norbert conference meet. Could they screw over the almsot non existent track team? Very possibly. | | Track is scheduled to leave this day for st Norbert conference meet. Could they screw over the almsot non existent track team? Very possibly. |
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