Flunk Day 2019
The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the phallices; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? When should you buy your PBR? Have you spotted Teresa Amott without her human skin? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g
Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.
(don't forget to hydrate.)
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March 20, 2019 (Wed)
March 21, 2019 (Thu)
March 22, 2019 (Fri)
March 25, 2019 (Mon)
March 26, 2019 (Tue)
March 27, 2019 (Wed)
8:27pm: Andrew Salemi and Bob Lalky spotted playing ping pong together, taking fiercesome glances at each other and murmuring an unknown language in-between games. THIS IS THE BEGINNING
March 28, 2019 (Thu)
Bob Lalky gone for the weekend. Didn’t even take his long time girlfriend. Is he on a super secret flunk day mission?
March 29, 2019 (Fri)
This is admitted students day. Definitely not Flunk Day.
April 1, 2019 (Mon)
An April Fools Flunk? Has to be this day.
April 2, 2019 (Tue)
FLUNK DAY THEME REVEALED: FLUNKIN UNDER THE SEA
April 3, 2019 (Wed)
April 4, 2019 (Thu)
April 5, 2019 (Fri)
April 8, 2019 (Mon)
April 9, 2019 (Tue)
April 10, 2019 (Wed)
April 11, 2019 (Thu)
Laura Lane spotted choir members drinking beer during their break in rehearsal. Do they know something we don't? Early Flunk Omen?
April 12, 2019 (Fri)
Flunk info email sent out! Tis now officially the season!
Deb Southern, patron saint of Flunk and alcohol poisoning
April 15, 2019 (Mon)
Theresa Amott allegedly seen cleaning her human skin in bathroom of old main. This is a well known pre-flunk ritual, can anyone confirm?
April 16, 2019 (Tue)
Field trip to St. Louis CANCELLED! Early Flunk day perhaps? Almost There Fair today -- no flunk today
Where's the flunk T-shirt email, Bob? WHERE IS IT?
Andrew salami said he is taking a personal day today to catch up on some things. Finalizing flunk plans for tomorrow???
April 17, 2019 (Wed)
First Flunk Day scare. Flunk season is upon us.
April 18, 2019 (Thu)
April 19, 2019 (Fri)
Admitted Students Day 2: Electric Boogaloo.
April 20, 2019 (Sat)
[9:50 am] Rental center truck spotted driving on the sidewalk past the caf. Scoping out the lawns for the best places for bouncy castles?
April 22, 2019 (Mon)
Home baseball game. Not flunk day
[4:39] Graphic Design Professor Christie sent out an assignment sheet early, she usually does the day of class (tomorrow) AND used a smiley face!! Does she know something we don’t??
April 23, 2019 (Tue)
Away track meet. not flunk day<- track meet cancelled. Does athletics know soemthing we don’t? Alum Zane David Carlson says he is visiting this week for Flunk after being spotted at Fat Fish Thursday. <--- Zane lives in Monmouth, it wouldn't be too hard for him to visit on whatever day Flunk is.. this means almost nothing, imo. An alum told their roommate that Flunk is this day on Easter Sunday. “Flunk Day Tuesday confirmed. Don’t ask questions” SO MANY QUESTIONS! <<< whyyy do people keep bringing up alums what do they know???
Inside scoop from alums w/ connects “get your stash tonight to be prepared for the morning”
Old main lawn was mowed!!!
Currently in peoria.. And I must say.... TRUCKS... ARE.. SPOTTEDD!!! YEE
Bob spotted at the gym today... flunk day bod???
knoxcollege1837 just posted on Instagram..flunk day CONFIRMED
NOT TOMORROW -> RAs have a mandatory training before Flunk Day every year, and it is scheduled for this Wednesday.
Alley Cats captains call additional practice for wednesday... do they know something we don't?
Twas the night before Flunk Day
Twas the night before flunk day
when all throughout Knox,
not a creature was staring, not even the Fox.
The Wiki and Facebook both opened with care,
in the hopes that flunk day news would soon be there.
The friars were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of flunk day danced in their heads.
Roommate with booze, an i with my stash,
were all buckled in for this crazy ol' bash.
When out in the Quads arose such a clatter,
i sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window i flew in a flash,
where someone there shouted, "Get off your ass!".
The sun on top of newly made mud,
gave excitement and awe to the first years and their buds.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a big group of seniors, with a whole lot of cheer!
With a check to my inbox, to see what they say,
i knew in a moment it must be Flunk Day!
More rapid than eagles, the friars they came,
they whistled and shouted, and called out by name:
"Now Conger! Now Neal! Now Elder and Four name!"
oh, Post!, Furrow, and Sherwin, don't dare be lame!
To the porches with parties! To the lawn of old main!
now drink away! drink away!
Lets all go insane!!!
It’s about that time 🕐 👋 we 👥 not playin no more🙅😒 . Big boi 🍆 stuff only 🍗💯 👏 Last night 🌙 all the hard work 😠🏃🏢 payin off 💸💰 👏 All my fans 🙌, family 👨👦👦👏 Appreciate y’all. 👌👌 Thank you 👈 for taking the 🌊🌊🌊 journey 🏔🏃wit me 💯💖. And uh, you 👈 know, 💭 hopefully 👏 we gunna move on from here 👉 and everybody 👩👴👶 have a good time👌 🕐 👏 and I 👁 go crazy for Flunk day 🎟🏀 and do what I'm 👁 supposed to do 🏆🍆 💦👌 Thank y’all. 😩❤️💯 WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😝😝😝 -Teresa Amott
Trucks spotted. https://i.imgur.com/RRfKfiL.jpg <---- this could be literally anything. <----- You can see the rock climbing wall behind the van. This is in Monmouth btw. That's where the trucks were last year.
^ ^ ^ that is it! Flunk Day tomorrow!
Flunk Day scare, but not today, folks.
April 24, 2019 (Wed)
Home softball games today. Not flunk day <---------- Suuuuuuuuuuure they've NEVER called a game off or fake scheduled a game
Take Back the Night tonight
It's not going to be today but I'm disappointed by the lack of hype, therefore FLUNK DAY IS TODAY I saw the trucks with my own eyes. I took a picture but the ocean Knox bought to embrace this Flunk's theme opened up under me and swept it away. Uhhhh the lawn was mowed, Teresa Amott came into my room while I was trying to take a nap and whispered in my ear when Flunk Day was. What am I missing. The mud pit is coming back this year and I saw students digging it as I walked back to my dorm.
They're mowing the lawn so aggressively today like more than the past two days, it has to be tomorrow! The mowing, people... The mowing!
A trusted friend overheard Andrew Salemi say "I MAY OR MAY NOT send out the tshirt email early" -- this is HUGE
April 25, 2019 (Thu)
Away track meet, flunk day denied. <---- How many people are on the track team? 4?
Awful lot of lawn mowing going on today... does maintenance know something we don't?? yeah that it's gonna rain a lot next week. <--- put an arrow on your response you animal
If I remember correctly, last year April 25 was The Big Scare People Actually Fell For. 2 for 2 this year or sure sign of the actual flunk?
Speakers out on the lawn. Tables out on the lawn. Flunk day confirmed. Four day weekend. Let us obtain the bread.
3:20 PM lots of yelling going on. Could be the fact that my dorm is right next to whatever sports game is going on right now OR could be people pre-pre-gaming for Flunk Day
Men AND woman soccer practices canceled. Top recruit coming too.. bound to commit.
8:08 PM Wednesday: Going on a truck search later tonight. Will report back. <---- So I'm guessing you didn't see any trucks? <---- No trucks, checked both Monmouth and Galesburg. Did almost hit a deer tho.
I had a dream about the ocean so obviously the ocean is on its way for flunk under the sea. confirmed.
April 26, 2019 (Fri)
Away tennis matches, flunk day denied :/ <--- bold of you to assume sporting events hinder the flunk in any way <--- upon further review, it turns out sporting events do indeed hold some sway over flunk. my bad.
- Golf has missed flunk in the past* Shit happens
Sports have little sway, but the day of the week sure does. Not flunk day.
April 29, (Mon)
Honestly, valid option!!
... except it's Monday
There's a candidate for the theatre department visiting so not gonna happen.
April 30, 2019 (Tue)
First April flunk in a while, just ask our dear Bob <---- seconded, no sporting events on the calendar. <--- because of some snaffu with sports last year there won't be any sporting events this year
BIG IF TRUE
Statistically speaking, Tuesday Flunks are the most popular!!
My big told me it was going to be this day and I love him so I believe him
If it's not this day I WILL be falling for the scare so either way friars get ready
IT IS FOR SURE THIS DAY, PRE GAMING IN LONGDON ON MONDAY NIGHT. WE WILL BE HAMMERED BY 9 PM SO FLUNK DAY BETTER %$&@($ BE ON TUESDAY.
May 1, 2019 (Wed)
Psyc 282 syllabus has Flunk Day buffer today. Do Hoffmann, Hertel and Kasser know something we don't?
Flunk Day has been around the first week of May for the past three years -- but never on a Wednesday. Could this be our big humpday flunk?
^^^actually, last year (May 2nd) was on a Wednesday. Good try though...
Baseball away at Robert Morris Peoria game---baseball got screwed over this game last year, will they do it again??? <-- yes but Peoria is close enough that rescheduling doesn't seem like it would be a major issue, y'feel? <--- is there actually a baseball game? sounds likes a ruse
May 2, 2019 (Thu)
Men's golf MWC championship today <--- flunk has been during golf mwc before... will they do it again?
May 3, 2019 (Fri)
more men's golf MWC championship <-- no one cares about golf except for the like 3 people on golf lmao
If you add the numbers in 2019 you get 12, if you add the numbers in 12, you get 3. May 3, Friday flunk
May 4, 2019 (Sat)
May 6, 2019 (Mon)
May 7, 2019 (Tue)
Alleged junior Timo "Wolfgang" Otala believes today is Flunk Day. Wolfgang, much like Flunk Day, doesn't exist. Therefore, if Flunk Day existed, it would be today.
May 8, 2019 (Wed)
Freshamn Martin Garcia believes it is may 8th. Flunk day confirmed <-- freshmen know nothing
Psyc 277 has Flunk Day buffer here, Sara O'Brien guessed correctly last year, 2 for 2 this year?
Track is scheduled to leave this day for st Norbert conference meet. Could they screw over the almsot non existent track team? Very possibly.
May 9, 2019 (Thu)
Jonathan Powers always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers is always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9th.
May 10, 2019 (Fri)
track MWC championships
Detective Pikachu comes out today, possibly Ryan Reynolds blessing us with a Friday Flunk?
May 13, 2019 (Mon)
May 14, 2019 (Tue)
May 15, 2019 (Wed)
track invitational today
May 16, 2019 (Thu)
PS 237 has this day listed as a Flunk make up day, meaning Flunk Day has to be on or before this date, right? Either that or it’s a Nationalist uprising.
More track invitational today
May 17, 2019 (Fri)
May 20, 2019 (Mon)
May 21, 2019 (Tue)
Monica Berlin's senior portfolio section has their final due the 21st. Sure sign of Flunk, or sure sign of the opposite?
May 22, 2019 (Wed)
May 23, 2019 (Thu)
Flunk day today. Power move. <-- OOF
June 2, 2019 (Sun)
Psych: Convocation canceled, replaced with Flunk Day.