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| | I think it's gotta be 90's or 00's themed. Lots of childhood imagery floating around and I am HERE for it! | | I think it's gotta be 90's or 00's themed. Lots of childhood imagery floating around and I am HERE for it! |
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| | ==March 25, 2021 (Thu)== | | ==March 25, 2021 (Thu)== |
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| | Today the facstaff list got an email titled "Uphold the Flunk Day Winning Streak!" Huge Flunk news!! Flunk day next week?? | | Today the facstaff list got an email titled "Uphold the Flunk Day Winning Streak!" Huge Flunk news!! Flunk day next week?? |
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| | A lot of Campus Safety were walking around according to dining workers. Did someone get their dates mixed up? Is campus safety the new friars? | | A lot of Campus Safety were walking around according to dining workers. Did someone get their dates mixed up? Is campus safety the new friars? |
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| | ==May 11, 2021 (Tue)== | | ==May 11, 2021 (Tue)== |
| | i think flunk day is either today or tomorrow because everyone who went to the farm bureau for the knox vaccine days are getting their second vaccine on April 29th and May 11th and 12th are pretty close to the 2 week mark after the vaccine | | i think flunk day is either today or tomorrow because everyone who went to the farm bureau for the knox vaccine days are getting their second vaccine on April 29th and May 11th and 12th are pretty close to the 2 week mark after the vaccine |
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| − | ^for the uninformed where can we get shirts day of?
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| | ==May 12, 2021 (Wed)== | | ==May 12, 2021 (Wed)== |
| | Two weeks after vaccination clinic... Good opportunity to facilitate reckless bacchanalia. | | Two weeks after vaccination clinic... Good opportunity to facilitate reckless bacchanalia. |
| | Will you kiss your Pfizer Papi's, Moderna Mami's and Johnson & Johnson Baddies? | | Will you kiss your Pfizer Papi's, Moderna Mami's and Johnson & Johnson Baddies? |
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| − | More rapid than eagles, the friars they came,
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| − | dont know why we’re all still talking about this ?? im pretty sure flunk day already happened and nobody noticed
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| − | The way the lawns were mowed today when they were just mowed on Monday 🤭 also the suite cleaners came today instead Thursday FLUNK CONFIRMED
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| | ^ Heather Hoffmann ALSO thinks it's this day ... hmmm... | | ^ Heather Hoffmann ALSO thinks it's this day ... hmmm... |
| − | ^^ Emily Anderson ALSO thinks it's this day... hmmm...
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| | I’m not sure that they would do flunk day on a covid testing day...<---I think they would, but that's just me. Don't have any evidence, I just feel like it's probable. | | I’m not sure that they would do flunk day on a covid testing day...<---I think they would, but that's just me. Don't have any evidence, I just feel like it's probable. |
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| | Stuart Allison reaaalllly thinks today is the day. "Faculty will be grumpy" | | Stuart Allison reaaalllly thinks today is the day. "Faculty will be grumpy" |
| | He also mentioned that faculty have a kind of deal that it won’t be after week seven. Obviously not applicable this year, but good to know for the future! | | He also mentioned that faculty have a kind of deal that it won’t be after week seven. Obviously not applicable this year, but good to know for the future! |
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| − | ^^wait as in they'd be working on the flunk day art all weekend or implying they spent this week workin on the flunk art and now have to finish their project???
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| − | *frantically refreshing email plz plz plz*
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| − | don't worry guys it'll be thursday once they send us back in time for the flunk day time loop
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| | ==May 14, 2021 (Fri)== | | ==May 14, 2021 (Fri)== |
| | Matt Cagle won't stop saying Friday Flunk is happening. Hasn't happened historically, but what is 2021 if not a year of change? | | Matt Cagle won't stop saying Friday Flunk is happening. Hasn't happened historically, but what is 2021 if not a year of change? |
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| | ^^I know for a fact Caitlyn would be happy to miss our Thursday lab | | ^^I know for a fact Caitlyn would be happy to miss our Thursday lab |
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| | Literally both clubs I'm in exec in have big events today I hope its not friday aaaaaa | | Literally both clubs I'm in exec in have big events today I hope its not friday aaaaaa |
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| − | allegedly: campus safety locks academic buildings on flunk day. last monday (may 10th), campus safety locked academic buildings. did they get the monday wrong? >>> They actually lock it everyday for SAFETY purposes!!!
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| − | Monday Flunk has been revealed to me be enlightened and join us!!! >> reveal urself, monday flunk source
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| − | A broadcast! At long last!
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| | ==May 19, 2021 (Wed)== | | ==May 19, 2021 (Wed)== |
| | Senior Seminar for Literature Majors, it won't be this day. Also it's probably too late :p | | Senior Seminar for Literature Majors, it won't be this day. Also it's probably too late :p |
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