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"Oh my god that was awesome. Oh my god. This is so cool! Wow. This is fantastic." *when his own program worked* | "Oh my god that was awesome. Oh my god. This is so cool! Wow. This is fantastic." *when his own program worked* | ||
Revision as of 12:29, 2 April 2015
Jaime Spacco is the most recent addition to the CS faculty, joining the department in Fall 2010.
He became the faculty advisor to Sigma Nu in 2013.
Quotes
"I don't care if you enslave Santa's elves... Do they have a union?... How big are elves? Why are they in the North Pole? (Pause) Are they descended from penguins?"
"But I love the SMC!" *strokes the wall fondly*
"*after long set-up involving variables-medieval peasants comparison* 'Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony...'
(Excited pause) I've been waiting to do that all year."
"I just assume every college has tunnels."
"I'm going to use my laser pointer. All right, open wide! Who wants their retinas burned?"
" . This is a dot. Also known as a period!"
"So you don't have to do this, but I'm just gonna go ahead and do it anyway."
"Oh my god that was awesome. Oh my god. This is so cool! Wow. This is fantastic." *when his own program worked*
"Should you do this? No. You should never do this. Because it's completely ridiculous. It's literally like, so ridiculous. It's like the Sam Hart school of programming."
"And the conclusion is always I don't know what I'm doing."
