James Abram Zumwalt

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James Abram Zumwalt, '11, is known across campus mainly due to his dressing habits. If you don't know what this means, you probably live in a cave. Caves are dark and moist recesses found in the sides of mountains. If you did not know this you probably are an amoeba. Before Abe's true name was known he was known solely as Truman Capote.