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| − | '''Jon Wagner''' is the head of the [[AnSo]] department. When not sitting in his darkened office amidst human skulls and cultural relics from a world away, he teaches [[Human Origins]] and serves as the academic advisor to 90% of the AnSo Department. J- | + | '''Jon Wagner''' is the head of the [[AnSo]] department. When not sitting in his darkened office amidst human skulls and cultural relics from a world away, he teaches [[Human Origins]] and serves as the academic advisor to 90% of the AnSo Department. J-Wag is basically regarded as the [[god]] of the [[AnSo]] Department which is funny because he is a [[pantheist]]. |
| − | He also has a really sweet Woody Guthrie poster in his hallway. His PhD was based on analyzing Star Trek in comparison to Aboriginal hallucinations. | + | He also has a really sweet [[Woody Guthrie]] poster in his hallway. His PhD was based on analyzing Star Trek wormholes in comparison to Aboriginal hallucinations. |
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| + | He is also banjo [[ninja]]. | ||
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| + | At the beginning and end of each school year John has the entire AnSo Department over to his secret bandito hideout. He and his wife cook amazing food, feed the AnSo kids, and then sit around playing musical instruments around a fire until it is time to sacrifice the [[sacrificial goat]] and drag a [[virgin]] over the fields to ensure a good harvest the following year. | ||
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| + | If the [[zombie]] outbreak happens, go to John Wagner's house. He may not have guns but it dosn't matter since he has all sorts of stone age tools which would be more effective against zombies anyways. | ||
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[[Category:Faculty]] | [[Category:Faculty]] | ||
[[Category:Anthropology and Sociology]] | [[Category:Anthropology and Sociology]] | ||
Revision as of 10:54, 28 May 2007
Jon Wagner is the head of the AnSo department. When not sitting in his darkened office amidst human skulls and cultural relics from a world away, he teaches Human Origins and serves as the academic advisor to 90% of the AnSo Department. J-Wag is basically regarded as the god of the AnSo Department which is funny because he is a pantheist.
He also has a really sweet Woody Guthrie poster in his hallway. His PhD was based on analyzing Star Trek wormholes in comparison to Aboriginal hallucinations.
He is also banjo ninja.
At the beginning and end of each school year John has the entire AnSo Department over to his secret bandito hideout. He and his wife cook amazing food, feed the AnSo kids, and then sit around playing musical instruments around a fire until it is time to sacrifice the sacrificial goat and drag a virgin over the fields to ensure a good harvest the following year.
If the zombie outbreak happens, go to John Wagner's house. He may not have guns but it dosn't matter since he has all sorts of stone age tools which would be more effective against zombies anyways.
