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''Note: This page is '''VERY''' out of date. The new editors of the Wiki Fire are trying to take care of it but we are busy because, well, college.''
 
 
 
Welcome to the '''Knox Survival Guide''', your portal to necessary information about "making it" at [[Knox College]]. Some of this you will learn during [[Orientation Survival Guide|Freshman Orientation]]. Some of it you won't.
 
Welcome to the '''Knox Survival Guide''', your portal to necessary information about "making it" at [[Knox College]]. Some of this you will learn during [[Orientation Survival Guide|Freshman Orientation]]. Some of it you won't.
  
 
==Overview==
 
==Overview==
  
It would perhaps be most useful to get some basic bearing on where you are and why you are there, and who all these people are around you.  It's good to have a quick study.
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It would perhaps be most useful to get some basic bearing on where you are and why you are there, and who all these people are around you.  It's good to be a quick study.
  
To start off with the most painfully obvious, [[Knox]] is a small [[liberal arts college]] located in Western Illinois, which is part of the [[Midwest]].  There are typically 1420 [[students]], though currently admissions is down to 1100 (this is largely due to a national decline in college applicants after covid). <ref>[https://www.knox.edu/about-knox/fast-facts Knox Fast Facts]</ref>  And you are stuck here for what may seem like an extraordinarily long time, about as long as a [[President of the United States of America|presidential administration]].  In addition to students, there are several dozen members of the [[faculty]] and a number of [[staff]], both [[Administration|administrative]] and rank-and-file.  The town of [[Galesburg]] is home to around 33,000 [[people]] and a fluctuating number of [[train]]s.  The trains will undoubtedly be one of the first things you notice, and you will notice them several times an hour for several months, until you don't even notice them anymore.  You know how they say that people can learn to live with anything?  That is [[the Knox Experience]].  Apparently it was [[Copy Editor|copy-edited]] out of the [[admission]] brochures.
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To start off with the most painfully obvious, [[Knox]] is a small [[liberal arts college]] located in [[Western Illinois]], which is part of the [[Midwest]].  There are 1392 [[students]]. <ref>[http://www.knox.edu/x700.xml Knox Fast Facts]</ref>  And you are stuck here for what may seem like an extraordinarily long time, about as long as a [[President of the United States of America|presidential administration]].  Added to them are several dozen members of the [[faculty]] and a number of [[staff]], both [[Administration|administrative]] and rank-and-file.  The town of [[Galesburg]] is home to around 33,000 [[people]] and a fluctuating number of [[train]]s.  The trains will undoubtedly be one of the first things you notice, and you will notice them several times an hour for several months, until you don't even notice them anymore.  You know how they say that people can learn to live with anything?  That is [[the Knox Experience]].  Apparently it was [[Copy Editor|copy-edited]] out of the [[admission]] brochures.
  
This article makes much reference to cardinal directions to place items of interest.  For those of you used to [[Denver|mountains]] and [[Chicago|city skylines]] as reference points, just remember that [[Old Main]] faces north, towards downtown Galesburg.
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This article makes much reference to cardinal directions to place items of interest.  For those of you used to [[Denver|mountains]] and [[Chicago|city skylines]] as reference points, just remember that [[Old Main]] faces north, towards [[downtown]] Galesburg.
  
Also keep in mind that this guide was written around the inception of The Wiki Fire and edited completely randomly and largely anonymously since then. Basically, be the clever aspiring Knox students we all know you are when reading this.
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Also keep in mind that this guide was written around the inception of The Wiki Fire and edited completely randomly and largely anonymously since then. Basically, be the clever aspiring Knox students we all know you are when reading this.  
  
 
==Your Fellow Students==
 
==Your Fellow Students==
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===Academics===
 
===Academics===
  
Knox touts its distinction as the best liberal arts college in [[Illinois]], a state that, to be fair, has a fairly weak history in the liberal arts.  After all, the [[Chicago|City of Big Shoulders]], which back in Knox's time was a relatively uncultured creep of Midwestern industrial growth and centralization, required a meat-and-potatoes sort of higher education system, and there were certainly plenty of well-established schools [[East Coast|further east]] for nancy English majors.  Knox has, however, done fairly well for itself, placing somewhere in the seventies each year on the ''[[U.S. News and World Report]]'' rankings for liberal arts schools.  It often garners good ratings in the [[Princeton Review]], and is a perennial favorite of the book ''[[Colleges That Change Lives]]''.  Knox is quick to note whatever accolades it receives, and you can find them quoted [http://www.knox.edu/x703.xml here].
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Knox touts its distinction as the best liberal arts college in [[Illinois]], a state that, to be fair, has a fairly weak history in the liberal arts.  After all, the [[Chicago|City of Big Shoulders]], which back in Knox's time was a relatively uncultured creep of Midwestern industrial growth and centralization, required a meat-and-potatoes sort of higher education system, and there were certainly plenty of well-established schools [[East Coast|further east]] for nancy English majors.  Knox has, however, done fairly well for itself, placing somewhere in the seventies each year on the ''[[U.S. News and World Report]]'' rankings.  It often garners good ratings in the [[Princeton Review]], and is a perennial favorite of the book ''[[Colleges That Change Lives]]''.  Knox is quick to note whatever accolades it receives, and you can find them quoted [http://www.knox.edu/x703.xml here].
  
 
Quantitatively, 75% of Knox students were in the top quarter of their [[high school]] class, and 43% graduated in the top tenth.  The middle of 50 percent of the [[ACT]] Composite score is 26-31; for the [[SAT]] (out of 1600), 1150-1410.  Knox does not require the ACT or SAT anymore.  This is because we are innovative.  Remember this.  We made [[Abraham Lincoln]], too, as far as we're concerned.
 
Quantitatively, 75% of Knox students were in the top quarter of their [[high school]] class, and 43% graduated in the top tenth.  The middle of 50 percent of the [[ACT]] Composite score is 26-31; for the [[SAT]] (out of 1600), 1150-1410.  Knox does not require the ACT or SAT anymore.  This is because we are innovative.  Remember this.  We made [[Abraham Lincoln]], too, as far as we're concerned.
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===Social===
 
===Social===
  
As just mentioned, students often think much of social matters, and the social scene at Knox is quite involved.  It is made the more so given Knox's small size and isolation: just as water boils faster in a covered, confined space, Knox's [[drama]] percolates up all the time.  The wide availability of drugs and alcohol doesn't help anybody calm down, either.  For [[Anso]] majors, it can be quite the opportunity for some ad-hoc fieldwork, but of course few of them can resist being involved themselves.
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As just mentioned, students often think much of social matters, and as the middle students of high school who, perhaps, existed without some firm sort of group identification, the social scene at Knox is quite involved.  It is made the more so given Knox's small size and isolation: just as water boils faster in a covered, confined space, Knox's [[drama]] percolates up all the time.  The wide availability of drugs and alcohol doesn't help anybody calm down, either.  For [[Anso]] majors, it can be quite the opportunity for some ad-hoc fieldwork, but of course few of them can resist being involved themselves.
  
 
On the whole, Knox's drama appears to be more intricate than that at many other schools.  And, as everybody pretty much knows everybody with at most two degrees of separation, and sees them once or twice a day, there are a lot of opportunities from social intercourse.  This is the sense of community of a small school, but also one of its strangest phenomena.  The [[rumor mill]] is especially large, and it is not unheard of for [[faculty]] to get entangled in it as well (they, apparently, need their [[sex]] too).  Attempts have been made to catalogue the [[The Web|network of romantic and sexual relationships]] on campus, but the complexity and rapid changes have gotten the better of them. Anyone trying to compile such a list quickly realizes that not only are the heuristics absurd, but also that all of the compilers tend to be just as awkwardly and intricately connected as anyone else.   
 
On the whole, Knox's drama appears to be more intricate than that at many other schools.  And, as everybody pretty much knows everybody with at most two degrees of separation, and sees them once or twice a day, there are a lot of opportunities from social intercourse.  This is the sense of community of a small school, but also one of its strangest phenomena.  The [[rumor mill]] is especially large, and it is not unheard of for [[faculty]] to get entangled in it as well (they, apparently, need their [[sex]] too).  Attempts have been made to catalogue the [[The Web|network of romantic and sexual relationships]] on campus, but the complexity and rapid changes have gotten the better of them. Anyone trying to compile such a list quickly realizes that not only are the heuristics absurd, but also that all of the compilers tend to be just as awkwardly and intricately connected as anyone else.   
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====The Greek System====
 
====The Greek System====
  
For first-years especially, the social scene is largely centered on the [[Greek]] system.  After the first year, those who do join a Greek organization keep somewhat within that organization (though anyone will tell you that the Greek system at Knox is not nearly what you expect it to be), and those that do not join any will coalesce their own social channels or find a good balance between the two social realms, but until then there is significant room for maneuver.  The [[fraternity|fraternities]] are not nearly as prominent on the party scene post-covid, though they do what they can much more than any other organization on campus. This is largely due to the fact that they have residential houses and it is easiest for them to both fit people and organize.  The [[sorority|sororities]] only have nonresidential houses, so they don't hold as many parties, instead attending the fraternity parties.  The sororities are also larger and contain a larger variety of people within them than do the men's fraternities, making their identity somewhat more difficult to define.  [[Rush|Recruitment]] for these organizations is different than many major universities, and begins in [[Winter Term]] during your freshman year. Besides the organizations listed, there are several more niche Greek organizations of various size and purpose.  
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For first-years especially, the social scene is largely centered on the [[Greek]] system.  After the first year, those who do join a Greek organization keep somewhat within that organization (though anyone will tell you that the Greek system at Knox is not nearly what you expect it to be), and those that do not join any will coalesce their own social channels or find a good balance between the two social realms, but until then there is significant room for maneuver.  The [[fraternity|fraternities]] are most prominent on the party scene, because they have residential houses and it is easiest for them to both fit people and organize.  The [[sorority|sororities]] only have nonresidential houses, so they don't hold as many parties, instead attending the fraternity parties.  The sororities are also larger and contain a larger variety of people within them than do the men's fraternities, making their identity somewhat more difficult to define.  [[Rush|Recruitment]] for these organizations is different than many major universities, and begins in [[Winter Term]]. Besides the organizations listed, there are several more niche Greek organizations of various size and purpose.  
  
*[[Tau Kappa Epsilon]] (Teke) is located to the east of [[Beta Theta Pi|Beta]].  It is known for its parties and recruits many fine young men out of Seymour. It is also the oldest remaining TKE house in the nation. In 2023 the fraternity was suspended due to a poorly named party called "delusions". The goal of the party was to prove that Knox students were delusional about numerous sexual assault allegations from brothers. This obviously did not go over well, and after many protests, the frat lost over half its members and was put on suspension for a year. It is now back up and running, much to the dismay of the general student body.
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*[[Tau Kappa Epsilon]] (Teak) is located to the east of [[Beta Theta Pi|Beta]].  It is known for its parties and recruits many fine young men out of Seymour. It is also the oldest remaining TKE house in the nation.  
  
*[[Beta Theta Pi]] (Beta) has historically attracted athletes, including football players.  Their house is on South St. between [[TKE]] and [[Alumni Hall]].  
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*[[Beta Theta Pi]] (Beta) focuses primarily on attracting [[football]] players and other athletes.  Their house is on South St. between [[TKE]] and [[Alumni Hall]].
  
*[[Phi Gamma Delta]] (FIJI) attracts a lot of baseball players, basketball players, a significant number of African international students, and sundry others. Depending on the year, it is the most multicultural of fraternities.  Their house is on the southwest corner of [[Cedar Street|Cedar]] and [[Tompkins Street|Tompkins]] streets, diagonal from the Galesburg Police Station and across the street from Standish Park. They have both a volleyball and basketball set up on their house - making them the most decked-out frat by far.
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*[[Phi Gamma Delta]] (FIJI) attracts a lot of baseball players, basketball players, a significant number of African international students, and sundry others. Depending on the year, it is the most multicultural of fraternities.  Their house is on the southwest corner of [[Cedar Street|Cedar]] and [[Tompkins Street|Tompkins]] streets, diagonal from the Galesburg Police Station and across the street from Standish Park.  
  
*[[Sigma Nu]] (SNu) caters largely to the less obviously fraternity-material students (the geek contingent), and tends to be focused on video games, esoteric conversations, and "bein' chill". However, as of 2010-2011, they have attempted to "rise above the awkward," posing a more friendly socializing atmosphere. In 2013-14, they successfully "rose above the awkward," and are now no longer (as) awkward.  Their house is located on [[West Street|West St.]], across from the service ramp in the [[Quads]], a fact which they enjoy reminding Quad residents of.   
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*[[Sigma Nu]] (SNu) caters largely to the less obviously fraternity-material students (the geek contingent), and tend to be focused on [[video games]], [[politics]], and "bein' chill". However, as of 2010-2011, they have attempted to, "rise above the awkward," posing a more friendly socializing atmosphere. Their house is located on [[West Street|West St.]], near the [[Service Ramp]] in the [[Quads]], and they really anjoy reminding Quad residents of this fact.   
  
*[[Sigma Chi]] (Sig Chi) the newest fraternity the originally grew out of the [[Ultimate Frisbee]] team.  Its members were fond of [[nudity]].  Their house used to be a very prominent [[crackhouse]] until the occupants were arrested and one sorority member's family (KKG) purchased the house, remodeled it, and donated it to the school. Since then, they have been almost disbanded twice, and in 2021 had a huge scandal that resulted in only all but three members leaving or getting kicked out. They forewent recruiting for two years, and then in 2023 before all three members graduated, they recruited a new group of Sigma Chi members. They are now on the path to a successful rebranding as a distinguished frat. They are located on the southwest corner of [[West Street|West]] and [[Knox Street|Knox]] streets.
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*[[Sigma Chi]], the newest fraternity (and, thus far, sadly lacking in a whimsical abbreviation) grew out of the [[Ultimate Frisbee]] team.  Its members are fond of [[nudity]].  Their house used to be a very prominent [[crackhouse]] until the occupants were arrested and one fraternity member's family purchased the house, remodeled it, and sold it to the school. It is located on the southwest corner of [[West Street|West]] and [[Knox Street|Knox]] streets.
  
*[[Delta Delta Delta]] (Tri Delta) is one of the sororities.  They maintain their Lodge on [[Academy Street|Academy St.]], behind [[SMC]]. They are known for being overly enthusiastic about everything and very snitchy.
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*[[Delta Delta Delta]] (Tri Delta) is one of the sororities.  They maintain their Lodge on [[Academy Street|Academy St.]], behind [[SMC]]. They are known for always staying classy and being overly enthusiastic about everything.  
  
*[[Pi Beta Phi]] (Pi Phi) also maintains a house (the Bungalow) on Academy, just north of the Tri Delta Lodge.  They are known on campus for being down to earth.  
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*[[Pi Beta Phi]] (Pi Phi) also maintains a house (the Bungalow) on Academy, just north of the Tri Delta Lodge.  This sorority has somewhat more activists and dedicated [[feminist]]s than Tri Delta, and are known on campus for being down to earth.  
  
 
*[[Kappa Kappa Gamma]] (Kappa)'s house is north of the Pi Phi Bungalow. Kappas at Knox are known for their balance of partying and leadership activities and usually wear big sunglasses.  
 
*[[Kappa Kappa Gamma]] (Kappa)'s house is north of the Pi Phi Bungalow. Kappas at Knox are known for their balance of partying and leadership activities and usually wear big sunglasses.  
  
*[[Alpha Sigma Alpha]] is the newest sorority on campus. Originally branded the female [[SNu]], they have since backed away from this label. They are now known for being chill, but prone to drama. They are associated with botanical house.
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*[[Alpha Sigma Alpha]] is the newest sorority on campus. Originally branded the female [[SNu]], they have since backed away from this label.
  
 
**[[Women of Influence]] (WOI) is another recently-formed sorority colony comprised mainly of members of [[Lo Nuestro]] and [[ABLE]].
 
**[[Women of Influence]] (WOI) is another recently-formed sorority colony comprised mainly of members of [[Lo Nuestro]] and [[ABLE]].
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====Suites====
 
====Suites====
  
The other major locus of social organization is the [[suite]] system.  Upperclassmen generally [[Housing Lottery|get to pick with whom they are living]], if they have any preference in the matter, but [[first-year]]s are simply thrown together based on survey answers.  Given the pressure-cooker social atmosphere, few people end up living with their first-year roommates, for instance, for any additional time.  Some first-year suites end up becoming destinations, and others are simply bedrooms.  Some suites have perennial reputations, [[Conger 3]] being the most infamous.  Each freshman suite or group of suites comes with a Knox-issued [[Resident Advisor]] (RA), who will range in quality and willingness to overlook suite members' [[Drinking|actions]] and [[Marijuana|possessions]]. Regardless of your opinion of this person, they are there to for numerous reasons, mostly as an intermediary between you and the administration. Keep in mind that you screwing up (and getting caught) reflects poorly on them as well, but seeing as they have attended the college for longer than you it is totally acceptable to look to them for assistance and advice.
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The other major locus of social organization is the [[suite]] system.  Upperclassmen generally [[Housing Lottery|get to pick with whom they are living]], if they have any preference in the matter, but [[first-year]]s are simply thrown together based on survey answers.  Given the pressure-cooker social atmosphere, few people end up living with their first-year roommates, for instance, for any additional time.  Some first-year suites end up becoming destinations, and others are simply bedrooms.  Some suites have perennial reputations, [[Seymour 3B]] being the most infamous.  Each freshman suite or group of suites comes with a Knox-issue [[Resident Advisor]] (RA), who will range in quality and willingness to overlook suite members' [[Drinking|actions]] and [[Marijuana|possessions]]. Regardless of your opinion of this person, they are there to for numerous reasons, mostly as an intermediary between you and the administration. Keep in mind that you screwing up (and getting caught) reflects poorly on them as well, but seeing as they have attended the college for longer than you it is totally acceptable to look to them for assistance and advice.
  
 
==Your Room==
 
==Your Room==
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===Post Hall===
 
===Post Hall===
  
First-year [[Post]] is a mixed gender area area of six [[suite]]s, with about 100 students.  These suites are on the north side of the building, along [[West St.]]; there are also four upperclass suites in the east wing of the building, and upperclassmen living in [[Post Basement]] (the rooms of which were installed to alleviate [[overcrowding]] during the 2006-2007 school year) and may be fondly referred to as [[Post Dungeon]].  [[Kitchen]]s and [[laundry]] rooms are available in the basements, and the [[C-Store]] convenience store is in [[Post Lobby]], along with a big-screen TV (generally controlled by the [[Gaming Information Network]] or other video-game players).  There are stairwells between each suite
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First-year [[Post]] is an [[girl|all-female]] area of six [[suite]]s, with about 100 girls.  These suites are on the north side of the building, along [[West St.]]; there are also four upperclass suites in the east wing of the building, and upperclassmen living in [[Post Basement]] (the rooms of which were installed to alleviate [[overcrowding]] during the 2006-2007 school year) and may be fondly referred to as [[Post Dungeon]].  [[Kitchen]]s and [[laundry]] rooms are available in the basements, and the [[C-Store]] convenience store is in [[Post Lobby]], along with a big-screen TV (generally controlled by the [[Gaming Information Network]] or other video-game players).  There are stairwells between each suite
  
 
Each suite is two stories tall, with a common area on the lower floor, an internal staircase to the balcony, and two small bathrooms on each floor.  Each suite has 16 to 18 students, making for a very small bathroom-to-student ratio – Post suites are likely the cleanest on campus.  They also have very nice views of campus, with the huge suite window.  Then again, this makes it very easy for [[Campus Safety]] to break up unregistered [[parties]].  Post suites are numbered from one to ten: Post 1 is the lower northernmost suite, Post 2 the suite above it, and so on, to Post 10, the upper-level suite farthest out on the east wing.  Only Post 1-6 hold first-years.
 
Each suite is two stories tall, with a common area on the lower floor, an internal staircase to the balcony, and two small bathrooms on each floor.  Each suite has 16 to 18 students, making for a very small bathroom-to-student ratio – Post suites are likely the cleanest on campus.  They also have very nice views of campus, with the huge suite window.  Then again, this makes it very easy for [[Campus Safety]] to break up unregistered [[parties]].  Post suites are numbered from one to ten: Post 1 is the lower northernmost suite, Post 2 the suite above it, and so on, to Post 10, the upper-level suite farthest out on the east wing.  Only Post 1-6 hold first-years.
  
===Raub-Sellew===
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===Sellew-Raub===
  
[[Raub-Sellew]] is located in the [[Quads]], and is largely made up of first-year housing, although the amount of upperclass housing changes from year to year.  It runs east-west, between [[Five-Name]] and [[Four-Name]].  The [[Loading Dock]] is at its western end.  There are six suites on three floors, each with 10 to 12 students.  On each floor, one suite is Raub and one Sellew.  As with Seymour, these are designated by floor (e.g. [[Raub 2]], [[Sellew 1]]).  There is a common area in each suite, and one bathroom separated in two parts for each floor.  Sellew and Raub each have a stairwell.  [[Laundry]] facilities are available in the basement, but no [[kitchen]].  Sellew-Raub is not co-ed by floor. The first floor is first-year boys, the others first-year girls. [[Sellew 1]] has had a reputation for being full of obnoxious and noisy partiers who smoke too close to the building.  It is typical Quads and pretty unremarkable.
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[[Sellew-Raub]] is located in the [[Quads]], and is largely made up of first-year housing, although the amount of upperclass housing changes from year to year.  It runs east-west, between [[Five-Name]] and [[Four-Name]].  The [[Service Ramp]] is at its western end.  There are six suites on three floors, each with 10 to 12 students.  On each floor, one suite is Raub and one Sellew.  As with Seymour, these are designated by floor (e.g. [[Raub 2]], [[Sellew 1]]).  There is a common area in each suite, and one bathroom separated in two parts for each floor.  Sellew and Raub each have a stairwell.  [[Laundry]] facilities are available in the basement, but no [[kitchen]].  Sellew-Raub is co-ed by floor. It is typical Quads and pretty unremarkable.
  
 
===Conger-Neal===
 
===Conger-Neal===
  
[[Conger-Neal]] is a first year dorm located in the quads. It was one of the first dorms to have renovated bathrooms, starting in 2018. It is located on [[West St.]] north of the [[Loading Dock]]. The [[Conger-Neal basement]] houses the [[Share Shop]] so people who live there are able to go very easily (lucky them). Other than the [[Share Shop]], the building is almost exactly like all other buildings in the quads, and is equally unremarkable.
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[[Conger-Neal]] is pretty much the same as Sellew-Raub, and is located along [[West St.]] north of the [[Service Ramp]]. Most of the occupants are upperclassmen, but usually at least one suite is made over to first-years.  The [[Conger-Neal basement]], reminiscent of the infamous velociraptor scene in Jurassic Park, is the third-scariest on campus, after [[Aux Gym]] and [[GDH]].
  
 
===Five-Name===
 
===Five-Name===
  
[[Five-Name]] is the large L-shaped building rounding the northeast corner of [[West Street|West]] and [[Knox Street|Knox]] streets in the [[Quads]].  It contains five suites.  [[Campbell]] and [[Elder]] are the two suites of the north wing, and [[Neifert]] and [[Sherwin]] are on the east wing.  [[Furrow]] is in the bend, and houses primarily upperclassmen.  The basements also have a few rooms, but these are usually given to upperclassmen as well, although many believe them to be the worst housing on campus. This reputation is based largely on five-names extreme excess of fire alarms, though it may seem unthinkable to have as many as 6 fire alarms in a single day that is daily life in five-name. Each wing essentially has a double suite on each floor, with a shared hallway separated by a door that is usually open, and bathrooms at either end.  The building is co-ed.  There is a combination kitchen/laundry room in [[Neifert Basement]], along with [[the Roger Taylor Lounge|the former Roger Taylor Lounge]].  The[[Student Health Center]] sits on the outside corner of the building and is combined with the [[Counseling Center]].  Five-Name suites are numbered by floor, starting in the basement (Neifert or Elder 1, although usually they are referred to as Neifert or [[Elder Basement]], with the actual first floor being numbered 2, and so forth).  Five-Name is far away from everything, except loud Sigma Chi dance parties.
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[[Five-Name]] is the large L-shaped building rounding the northeast corner of [[West Street|West]] and [[Knox Street|Knox]] streets.  It contains five suites.  [[Campbell]] and [[Elder]] are the two suites of the north wing, and [[Neifert]] and [[Sherwin]] are on the east wing.  [[Furrow]] is in the bend, and houses primarily upperclassmen.  The basements also have a few rooms, but these are usually given to upperclassmen as well, although many believe them to be the worst housing on campus. This reputation is based largely on five-names extreme excess of fire alarms, though it may seem unthinkable to have as many as 6 fire alarms in a single day that is daily life in five-name. Each wing essentially has a double suite on each floor, with a shared hallway separated by a door that is usually open, and bathrooms at either end.  The building is co-ed.  There is a combination kitchen/laundry room in [[Neifert Basement]], along with [[the Roger Taylor Lounge|the former Roger Taylor Lounge]].  The[[Student Health Center]] sits on the outside corner of the building and is combined with the [[Counseling Center]].  Five-Name suites are numbered by floor, starting in the basement (Neifert or Elder 1, although usually they are referred to as Neifert or [[Elder Basement]], with the actual first floor being numbered 2, and so forth).  Five-Name is far away from everything, except loud Sigma Chi dance parties.
  
 
===I-House===
 
===I-House===
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Knox strives for a parklike setting.  It used to strive for a tree-lined sort of parklike, and then [[Dutch Elm Disease]] happened, so now it strives to evoke more of a [[prairie]] thing.  In the summer and early fall it is very green, what with the well-kept lawns.  The small nature patch east of the quads is what the land used to look like.  One can imagine that in the future, when deer become sentient and take over the world, there will be a small patch of manicured lawn west of the quads at Deer-Knox (undoubtedly refounded by gazelle-slavery abolitionists) that will be visited by [[Anthropology and Sociology|Human Studies]] classes.
 
Knox strives for a parklike setting.  It used to strive for a tree-lined sort of parklike, and then [[Dutch Elm Disease]] happened, so now it strives to evoke more of a [[prairie]] thing.  In the summer and early fall it is very green, what with the well-kept lawns.  The small nature patch east of the quads is what the land used to look like.  One can imagine that in the future, when deer become sentient and take over the world, there will be a small patch of manicured lawn west of the quads at Deer-Knox (undoubtedly refounded by gazelle-slavery abolitionists) that will be visited by [[Anthropology and Sociology|Human Studies]] classes.
  
On the northeast quarter of campus are most of the academic buildings on campus.  [[Old Main]] is the old one, with the [[belltower]].  [[Seymour Hall]] is the one with all the stuff in it, in the center.  You eat at it.  [[GDH]], the [[Aux Gym]], and the [[Old Jail]] are around, along with administrative buildings outside of the campus proper.  [[Alumni Hall]] is the other old one.  To the west is the gray building that looks kind of like a scale model of itself, which is [[Seymour Library]] (not to be confused with Seymour Hall – [[Knox]] may have few wealthy [[alumni]], but those it has are sometimes suitably generous).  [[TKE]] and [[Beta]], as well as the [[Wilson House]], are nearby.  North of [[South St.]] are the [[apartments]], which are home mostly to seniors and some juniors, as well as [[270 W. Tompkins]] (a rotating theme house) and the [[Jazz House]].  West of South [[West St.]] (confusing?  Just wait) is [[SMC]], the large building that suggests a swastika, and behind that the [[sorority]] houses, another house, and the [[Human Rights Center]].  On the eastern side of the campus is [[CFA]], and in the southeast corner the [[Memorial Gym]].  The [[Quads]] are essentially the southwest corner, including the [[Old Quads]] ([[Four-Name]], [[Conger-Neal]], etc.) and the [[New Quads]] ([[Five-Name]]).  [[Post Hall]] is just north of these, and a number of campus houses, including [[I-House]], the [[Old Phi Delt House]], [[SNu]], [[Sigma Chi]], and [[Yellow House]] are strung out along [[West St.]] from [[Berrien St.]] on the north end to [[First St.]] at the southern end.  The [[Steam Pipe Network]] connects many of the campus buildings.  Here, look at a [http://www.knox.edu/prebuilt/PDFs/Campus_map.pdf map of campus].
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On the northeast quarter of campus are most of the academic buildings on campus.  [[Old Main]] is the old one, with the [[belltower]].  [[Seymour Hall]] is the one with all the stuff in it, in the center.  You eat at it.  [[GDH]], the [[Aux Gym]], and the [[Old Jail]] are around, along with administrative buildings outside of the campus proper.  [[Alumni Hall]] is the one that doesn't even have stairs to its doors.  To the west is the gray building that looks kind of like a scale model of itself, which is [[Seymour Library]] (not to be confused with Seymour Hall – [[Knox]] may have few wealthy [[alumni]], but those it has are sometimes suitably generous).  [[TKE]] and [[Beta]], as well as the [[Wilson House]], are nearby.  North of [[South St.]] are the [[apartments]], which are home mostly to seniors and some juniors, as well as [[270 W. Tompkins]] (a rotating theme house) and the [[Jazz House]].  West of South [[West St.]] (confusing?  Just wait) is [[SMC]], the large building that suggests a swastika, and behind that the [[sorority]] houses, another house, and the [[Human Rights Center]].  On the eastern side of the campus is [[CFA]], and in the southeast corner the [[Memorial Gym]].  The [[Quads]] are essentially the southwest corner, including the [[Old Quads]] ([[Four-Name]], [[Conger-Neal]], etc.) and the [[New Quads]] ([[Five-Name]]).  [[Post Hall]] is just north of these, and a number of campus houses, including [[I-House]], the [[Old Phi Delt House]], [[SNu]], [[Sigma Chi]], and [[Yellow House]] are strung out along [[West St.]] from [[Berrien St.]] on the north end to [[First St.]] at the southern end.  The [[Steam Pipe Network]] connects many of the campus buildings.  Here, look at a [http://www.knox.edu/prebuilt/PDFs/Campus_map.pdf map of campus].
  
 
[[Elevator]]s on campus are about as common as [[Republican]]s in [[Chicago]] city government (see?  Even if you're not from Chicago you pick up fast on these things).  ''[[BLADU]]'', the now-defunct humor magazine, had a feature in its early years called "This Month's Event that Disabled Students Can't Attend" or something to that effect.  If you're wheelchair-bound, you might have done well to visit first.
 
[[Elevator]]s on campus are about as common as [[Republican]]s in [[Chicago]] city government (see?  Even if you're not from Chicago you pick up fast on these things).  ''[[BLADU]]'', the now-defunct humor magazine, had a feature in its early years called "This Month's Event that Disabled Students Can't Attend" or something to that effect.  If you're wheelchair-bound, you might have done well to visit first.
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===Old Main===
 
===Old Main===
  
Knox's signature building.  It's on the letterhead.  The school makes a big deal about it being the only remaining site of the [[Lincoln-Douglas debates]].  [[Abraham Lincoln]] climbed through a window to get to the debating platform – He'd "been through college," he said.  You may have sat in [[Lincoln Chair|his chair]] as a [[prospie]].  If Knox knew exactly where he had walked while on campus, they would surely mark it off as the Lincoln Trail, litter it with interpretive signage, and all but worship it.  More prosaically, as it were, it holds the [[English Department|English]], [[Philosophy Department|Philosophy]], and [[History Department|History]] departments, as well as some key administrative offices on the first floor, including the office of the [[Dean of the College]], the [[President's Office]], the [[Business Office]], the [[Office of Student Development]], the [[Dean of Students]], and so on.  Major meeting rooms in Old Main are the [[Alumni Room]] on the first floor in the northwest corner, and the [[Common Room]] along the southern side of the second floor.
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Knox's signature building.  It's on the letterhead.  The school makes a big deal about it being the only remaining site of the [[Lincoln-Douglas debates]].  [[Abraham Lincoln]] climbed through a window to get to the debating platform – He'd "been through college," he said.  You may have sat in [[Lincoln Chair|his chair]] as a [[prospie]].  If Knox knew exactly where he had walked while on campus, they would surely mark it off as the Lincoln Trail, litter it with interpretive signage, and all but worship it.  More prosaically, as it were, it holds the [[English Department|English]], [[Philosophy Department|Philosophy]], and [[History Department|History]] departments, as well as some key administrative offices on the first floor, including the office of the [[Dean of the College]], the [[President's Office]], the [[Business Office]], the [[Office of Student Development]], the [[Dean of Students]], and so on.  Major meeting rooms in Old Main are the [[Alumni Room]] (if you can't have a hall you might as well get part of one) on the first floor in the northwest corner, and the [[Common Room]] along the southern side of the second floor.
  
 
===Alumni Hall===
 
===Alumni Hall===
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Going into the hall used to be a treat, not to be turned down by any student if they ever got a chance (usually when the [[Trustees]] come – the open it up to try to get them to feel bad and give money).  Otherwise, it stood empty, and glowed sodium-orange at night. The daring at heart, (who were lucky enough to find Alumni Hall unlocked) would enter Alumni Hall under the protection of nightfall, escaping before the timer turned on said lights.
 
Going into the hall used to be a treat, not to be turned down by any student if they ever got a chance (usually when the [[Trustees]] come – the open it up to try to get them to feel bad and give money).  Otherwise, it stood empty, and glowed sodium-orange at night. The daring at heart, (who were lucky enough to find Alumni Hall unlocked) would enter Alumni Hall under the protection of nightfall, escaping before the timer turned on said lights.
  
After [[Teresa Amott]] came in, she made Alumni Hall one of her top priority, got some backers and started restoration. It was "completed" by [[Fall 2014]], but the presence of construction workers continued through [[Winter 2015]]. It now houses the [[Office of Admissions]], [[Office of Financial Aid]], and other administrative offices. It does not contain a coffee shop. No one knows why.
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After [[Teresa Amott]] came in, she made Alumni Hall one of her top priority, got some backers and started restoration. The amount of large vehicles and dust have lead some students to think it might actually be finished by the end of the 18 months (the completion date set by Amott).
  
 
===Seymour Union===
 
===Seymour Union===
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Where to begin?
 
Where to begin?
  
[[Seymour Union]], also known as Seymour Hall, has three floors and a basement.  The second and third floors are entirely single-ed [[residence hall]]s.  If the right doors and windows are open, sometimes, and by sometimes I really mean most times, [[marijuana]] smoke wafts down to the first floor to taunt those working in the [[Campus Life]] office below.  On the first floor are two different eatery options.  Along the south side of the building is the [[Hard Knox Café]], known as The Caf, the buffet-style option, and the most well-used (if not the most popular) one on campus. Across the hall from the Caf is the [[Gizmo]], the snack bar/fast food sort of place, which is open all day and is a major gathering spot.  Next to it just outside the building is the [[Gizmo Patio]], which is very popular for [[drama|socializing]] and [[studying]] in warmer weather and [[smoking]] even in the winter. Don't let anyone tell you Knox is a smoke free campus. Try as they might, even Campus Life and some well-placed brochures can't compete with nicotine addiction. The windowed hallway from the Caf and Gizmo past the Oak Room to the north side of the building is known as the [[Gallery]].  This is where [[tabling]] happens.  In the past, the school would bring traveling merchants in the Gallery to hawk their wares, most notably the [[poster sale]], the book fair, girl scouts with cookies, and most often a woman who sells clothes and woven items. With the rise and fall of COVID, these travelers still have not made the pilgrimage back to the gallery, and who knows when they will be seen again.  
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[[Seymour Union]], also known as Seymour Hall, has three floors and a basement.  The second and third floors are entirely all-male [[residence hall]].  If the right doors and windows are open, sometimes [[marijuana]] smoke wafts down to the first floor.  On the first floor are three different eatery options.  Along the south side of the building is the [[Hard Knox Café]], known as The Caf, the buffet-style option, and the most well-used (if not the most popular) one on campus. Just north of it is the [[Oak Room]], which is single-pass and has less variety but is often better quality.  Across the hall from the Caf is the [[Gizmo]], the snack bar/fast food sort of place, which is open all day and is a major gathering spot.  Next to it just outside the building is the [[Gizmo Patio]], which is very popular for [[drama|socializing]] and [[studying]] in warmer weather and [[smoking]] even in the winter. The windowed hallway from the Caf and Gizmo past the Oak Room to the north side of the building is known as the [[Gallery]].  This is where [[tabling]] happens.  Often the school will bring traveling merchants in the Gallery to hawk their wares, most notably the [[poster sale]], the book fair, and most often a woman who sells clothes and woven items.
  
The Gallery ends and a new perpendicular hallway takes its place for the north side of the building.  The northeast corner of Seymour is taken up with [[Founders]], the main [[computer lab]].  It has mostly [[Windows]] computers (but a few [[Mac]]s), as well as a tricked-out laser printer.  It is open 23 ½ hours a day (closed from 5-5:30 AM for computer maintenance) .  Across the hall from Founders is the [[Campus Life Office]], where [[Dean Mclean]] (the housing guy, known lovingly as Dean McClean the Leadership Machine by nobody) and [[Cindy Wickliffe]] (the campus events organization lady, and the sender of campuswide [[e-mail]]s that you're not supposed to respond to) work.  The building foyer on the north side also has [[change machine]]s and an [[ATM]].  The change machines are broken almost as often as not.  You will get used to it.  Be nice to the Gizmo people, because if you are they might give you change even though they're not supposed to.
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The Gallery ends and a new perpendicular hallway takes its place for the north side of the building.  The northeast corner of Seymour is taken up with [[Founders]], the main [[computer lab]].  It has mostly [[Windows]] computers (but a few [[Mac]]s), as well as a tricked-out laser printer.  It is open 23 ½ hours a day (closed from 5-5:30 AM for computer maintenance).  Across the hall from Founders is the [[Campus Life Office]], where [[Craig Southern]] (the housing guy) and [[Cindy Wickliffe]] (the campus events organization lady, and the sender of campuswide [[e-mail]]s that you're not supposed to respond to) work.  The building foyer on the north side also has [[change machine]]s and an [[ATM]].  The change machines are broken almost as often as not.  You will get used to it.  Be nice to the Gizmo people, because if you are they might give you change even though they're not supposed to.
  
 
Further west along the hall is the [[Carl Sandburg Study Lounge]], which is basically the only study lounge open 24 hours a day.  It is especially popular with [[international student]]s.  Next to that is the [[Publications Office]], where staff for ''[[The Knox Student]]'' and ''[[Catch]]'' work.  A hallway branches off to the west stairwell, which heads toward the [[mailroom]], and after that there is [[Ferris Lounge]] and the [[Lincoln Room]], which are sometimes used for meetings, a number of smaller rooms off a hallway, and [[Helmut Mayer]]'s office (Helmut is the Director of [[Dining Services]]).  The [[Loading Dock]] is on the west side of the building, and receives shipments for Dining Services.  The Dining Services office is accessible only from outside the building, just west of the Caf.
 
Further west along the hall is the [[Carl Sandburg Study Lounge]], which is basically the only study lounge open 24 hours a day.  It is especially popular with [[international student]]s.  Next to that is the [[Publications Office]], where staff for ''[[The Knox Student]]'' and ''[[Catch]]'' work.  A hallway branches off to the west stairwell, which heads toward the [[mailroom]], and after that there is [[Ferris Lounge]] and the [[Lincoln Room]], which are sometimes used for meetings, a number of smaller rooms off a hallway, and [[Helmut Mayer]]'s office (Helmut is the Director of [[Dining Services]]).  The [[Loading Dock]] is on the west side of the building, and receives shipments for Dining Services.  The Dining Services office is accessible only from outside the building, just west of the Caf.
  
There are actually three separate basements in Seymour, at least as far as student accessibility is concerned.  Students can only get into two, unless they work for Dining Services, which uses the third section for storage.  One section, on the northwest side of the building, contains the mailroom and [[bookstore]].  The other section is accessible from a stairwell near the Gizmo.  At the landing there is the [[Union Board]] office, and some other [[club]] office space.  At the bottom are two bathrooms, the [[Student Senate]] office, and [[the Roger Taylor Lounge]] (formerly [[Wallace Lounge]]).  The left side, which has windows, is a study area, and the windowless right side used to be a bowling alley, but is now a game room complete with two pool tables, a foosball table, an air hockey table, several big-screen TVs and a Nintendo Wii.  At the back of the lounge is the old ''[[BLADU]]'' office, which formerly housed the [[Free Store]] (now located in the basement of [[Conger-Neal]]). This office now holds the craft room and career closet.  This is the only public building open 24 hours a day.
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There are actually three separate basements in Seymour, at least as far as student accessibility is concerned.  Students can only get into two, unless they work for Dining Services, which uses the third section for storage.  One section, on the northwest side of the building, contains the mailroom and [[bookstore]].  The other section is accessible from a stairwell near the Gizmo.  At the landing there is the [[Union Board]] office, and some other [[club]] office space.  At the bottom are two bathrooms, the [[Student Senate]] office, and [[the Roger Taylor Lounge]] (formerly [[Wallace Lounge]]).  The left side, which has windows, is a study area, and the windowless right side used to be a bowling alley, but is now a game room complete with two pool tables, a foosball table, an air hockey table, several big-screen TVs and a Nintendo Wii.  At the back of the lounge is the old ''[[BLADU]]'' office, which formerly housed the [[Free Store]] (now located in the basement of [[Conger-Neal]]).  This is the only public building open 24 hours a day.
  
 
===Seymour Library===
 
===Seymour Library===
  
[[Seymour Library]] is in the top 2% of [[college]] libraries nationwide, they say.  However, they don't quote this rank like they do for ranks associated with [[financial aid]] or the [[WVKC|radio station]], so it's a little suspect.  All in all, however, it's a lovely library for a school of this size.  Jobs at the library are among the most coveted on campus.  It contains the main copy machines for public use, a number of [[computer]]s (including laptops you can check out at the front desk), and a few dozen or so books, too.  The study carrels are numerous and generally fairly quiet, although during midday the first level can be quite rowdy with students.  The catalog is online, and accessible [http://library.knox.edu here].  You can check out movies too – the VHS library is larger, but they continually acquire new DVDs for [[professor]]s' class needs.  The [[Special Collections and Archives]] room has a lot of very interesting old things.  The major meeting areas in the library are the [[Muelder Reading Room]] (much, much better known as the Red Room, because of the red carpet), and a number of smaller rooms arrayed next to it, including the [[Bookfellows Room]], [[Finley Room]], and [[Cassidy Room]].  On the third floor above this area are [[Honors office]]s, for seniors who are doing an [[Honors Project]].  On the first floor, the study room at the east side of the building arrayed with glass-block windows is often referred to as the [[Fishbowl]].
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[[Seymour Library]] is in the top 2% of [[college]] libraries nationwide, they say.  However, they don't quote this rank like they do for ranks associated with [[financial aid]] or the [[WVKC|radio station]], so it's a little suspect.  All in all, however, it's a lovely library for a school of this size.  Jobs at the library are among the most coveted on campus.  It contains the main copy machines for public use, a number of [[computer]]s (including laptops you can check out at the front desk), and a few dozen or so books, too.  The study carrels are numerous and generally fairly quiet, although many of the red swivel chairs squeak horribly.  The catalog is online, and accessible [http://library.knox.edu here].  You can check out movies too – the VHS library is larger, but they continually acquire new DVDs for [[professor]]s' class needs.  The [[Special Collections and Archives]] room has a lot of very interesting old things.  The major meeting areas in the library are the [[Muelder Reading Room]] (much, much better known as the Red Room, because of the red carpet), and a number of smaller rooms arrayed next to it, including the [[Bookfellows Room]], [[Finley Room]], and [[Cassidy Room]].  On the third floor above this area are [[Honors office]]s, for seniors who are doing an [[Honors Project]].  On the first floor, the study room at the east side of the building arrayed with glass-block windows is often referred to as the [[Fishbowl]].
  
[[Reserves]] for classes are available at the front desk.  Smaller reserves are in manila envelopes and listed by a file number, which you have to look up in the catalog.  The rest are by call number.  There are also open reserves, which are located on the first floor, between the periodicals and the DVD shelf.  There is only one bathroom in the entire building, off the foyer.  There is one stairwell, located at the front of the Fishbowl.
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[[Reserves]] for (non science) classes are available at the front desk.  Smaller reserves are in manila envelopes and listed by a file number, which you have to look up in the catalog.  The rest are by call number.  There are also open reserves, which are located on the first floor, between the periodicals and the DVD shelf.  There is only one bathroom in the entire building, off the foyer.  There are two stairwells, one at the front and the other at the back, running just to the right of the Fishbowl.
  
There is also a [[Music Library]] in [[CFA]].
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If you want science books or reserves, those are available at the [[Kresge Science-Mathematics Library]] in [[SMC]] (another donation behemoth, that Kresge was).  There is also a [[Music Library]] in [[CFA]].
  
 
===SMC===
 
===SMC===
  
Officially known as the [[Sharvy G. Umbeck Science and Mathematics Center]], it is called SMC (pronounced "smack") because many of Knox's benefactors (in this case a former college president) do not have pretty-sounding names.  We can't all be Seymours or Kresges, after all.  It contains offices and classrooms for all the sciences, including [[psychology]], [[mathematics]], and [[Computer Science|computer science]].  Its basement is creepy and contains the [[Computer Center]], two computer labs, [[Stellyes]] and [[Caterpillar Lab|Caterpillar]], the "Bird Room", and many file cabinets containing magical objects (this is where you can find the [[door to Narnia]]).  The [[Office of Advancement]] is located in the E wing.  The [[Kresge Science-Mathematics Library]] is in the center of the first floor. Don't let the name fool you! There is no library. Instead this space is currently being renovated to become a "makerspace" - fully fitted with 3D printers (ooooo) and sewing machines (ahhhh) and many more do-dads. The library is located right below [[Nicholas Gidmark|Nick Gidmark]]'s magnum opus, the fin whale skeleton.  The building has four wings, lettered B through E, with the core being A.  The A-wing contains one large lecture hall and multiple classrooms on the second floor. There are seven stairwells, three in the core and one on the end of each wing.
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Officially known as the [[Sharvy G. Umbeck Science and Mathematics Center]], it is called SMC (pronounced '"smack") because many of Knox's benefactors (in this case a former college president) do not have pretty-sounding names.  We can't all be Seymours or Kresges, after all.  It contains offices and classrooms for all the sciences, including [[psychology]], [[mathematics]], and [[Computer Science|computer science]].  Its basement is creepy and contains the [[Computer Center]], two computer labs, [[Stellyes]] and [[Caterpillar Lab|Caterpillar]], and many file cabinets containing magical objects (this is where you can find the [[door to Narnia]]).  The [[Office of Advancement]] is located in the E wing.  The [[Kresge Science-Mathematics Library]] is in the center of the second floor.  The building has four wings, lettered B through E, with the core being A.  The A-wing contains two large lecture pits seating over 100, one of which is the meeting place for [[Student Senate]]. There are six stairwells, two in the core and one on the end of each wing.
  
SMC is not really shaped like a swastika, but it kind of looks like it, especially from above.  Perhaps they will make additions. Also located above SMC, but still attached to the roof, is the Knox Observatory. This fancy, state-of-the-art observatory is open for class instruction and club events. Other than these two events, the roof access is always locked. Trust me, I've tried to get up there many times. If you do happen to find it unlocked, get up there and light a joint for all of us who never could.
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SMC is not really shaped like a swastika, but it kind of looks like it, especially from above.  Perhaps they will make additions.
  
 
Be prepared to find yourself lost somewhere in SMC during the first term. It may help to watch the scenery outside the huge plate-glass windows--it's the only thing that changes as you move around.
 
Be prepared to find yourself lost somewhere in SMC during the first term. It may help to watch the scenery outside the huge plate-glass windows--it's the only thing that changes as you move around.
 
For the rest of our lives, SMC will be in renovation so science students (particularly [[Computer Science|CS]] students) be prepared for construction and frustrating smells.
 
  
 
===GDH===
 
===GDH===
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===Old Jail===
 
===Old Jail===
  
The [[Old Jail]], just east of [[GDH]], contains faculty offices - most importantly it holds the Title Nine office.  It also holds the [[Lincoln Studies Center]] and the [[Underground Railroad Freedom Station]], as well as an actual [[jail]] in the back.  The jail is multilevel and quite impressive. If you get a chance, opt to take the tour. In the basement, you can find the Knox College [[Bike Shop]] where you can rent a bike or get one fixed for free.
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The [[Old Jail]], just east of [[GDH]], contains faculty offices.  It also holds the [[Lincoln Studies Center]] and the [[Underground Railroad Freedom Station]], as well as an actual [[jail]] in the back.  The jail is multilevel and quite impressive.
  
 
===CFA===
 
===CFA===
  
Officially known as [[Ford Center for the Fine Arts]].  This holds the [[Art Department|Art]], [[Theatre and Dance Department|Theatre and Dance]], and [[Music Department|Music]] departments.  The main venue is the [[Harbach Theatre]], which is the [[mainstage]] for theatre productions and is across the lobby corridor from the former [[Office of Admission]], which is currently [[borzello art gallery]] even though all the theater students want it to go back to a study space even though we all know it should be a coffee shop.  [[Kresge Recital Hall]] is used more often for speakers and musical performances, and for [[First-Year Orientation]].  It's on the south side of the main lobby.  In the basement by the eastern stairwell is the [[Studio Theatre]], used for smaller, usually [[student]]-directed, shows.  The south wing of CFA is the [[music]] wing, and contains offices, recital halls, practice rooms, and the [[Music Library]] on the second floor.  On the north side of the lobby is the main art exhibition space, around an obviously curved wall.  Inside this wall is the [[Round Room]], which would be the coolest room on campus if the seating weren't quite as unnecessarily cramped.  The [[Office of Financial Aid]] sits above the Office of Admission on the second floor.
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Officially known as [[Ford Center for the Fine Arts]].  This holds the [[Art Department|Art]], [[Theatre and Dance Department|Theatre and Dance]], and [[Music Department|Music]] departments.  The main venue is the [[Harbach Theatre]], which is the [[mainstage]] for theatre productions and is across the lobby corridor from the [[Office of Admission]].  [[Kresge Recital Hall]] is used more often for speakers and musical performances, and for [[First-Year Orientation]].  It's on the south side of the main lobby.  In the basement by the eastern stairwell is the [[Studio Theatre]], used for smaller, usually [[student]]-directed, shows.  The south wing of CFA is the [[music]] wing, and contains offices, recital halls, practice rooms, and the [[Music Library]] on the second floor.  On the north side of the lobby is the main art exhibition space, around an obviously curved wall.  Inside this wall is the [[Round Room]], which would be the coolest room on campus if the seating weren't quite as unnecessarily cramped.  The [[Office of Financial Aid]] sits above the Office of Admission on the second floor.
  
CFA has the same effect that created the term SMC rat, for science students, but without a name.  You will get stuck in CFA if you commit to theatre or music.  You will spend way more time in it than most people think is necessary.  And you will, for some reason, feel compelled to visit it when you have nothing to do because there is inevitably someone, usually a group of someones, who have the same problem and will be more than happy to talk about things with you on the CFA patio because they don't know what to do with their time away from CFA either. If you have money you can buy a t-shirt that reads "CFA Ate My Soul."
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CFA has the same effect that created the term SMC rat, for science students, but without a name.  You will get stuck in CFA if you commit to theatre or music.  You will spend way more time in it than most people think is necessary.  And you will, for some reason, feel compelled to visit it when you have nothing to do because there is inevitably someone, usually a group of someones, who have the same problem and will be more than happy to talk about things with you on the CFA patio because they don't know what to do with their time away from CFA either.
  
 
===Memorial Gym===
 
===Memorial Gym===
  
The [[Memorial Gym]] holds most of the important athletic facilities on campus.  It is tucked behind [[CFA]] and the [[track]].  Inside is a [[basketball]] court on the first floor, as well as an indoor track field which hosts everything from indoor practices to huge frisbee and tack tournaments.  In the basement there is a woefully small [[natatorium]] (pool).  This used to be easy to break into, but then they changed the lock. And now they are shutting it down, so don't get your hopes up about swimming at Knox anytime soon. Also in the basement are laundry facilities for teams, a large amount of locker rooms, and athletic training facility, and a brand-new super-fancy brochure-worthy fake golf electronic field thing. I don't know too much about it, but apparently it's "very cool" and "needed". On the second floor there are offices for soccer, football, and basketball coaches, as well as a nice classroom.  The new-looking, floor-to-ceiling windowed section is the [[E. & L. Andrew Fitness Center]], and impressive two floor gym with free weights, machines, a yoga room, and cardio equipment.
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The [[Memorial Gym]] holds most of the important athletic facilities on campus.  It is tucked behind [[CFA]] and the [[track]].  Inside is a [[basketball]] court on the first floor.  In the basement there is a woefully small [[natatorium]] (pool).  This used to be easy to break into, but then they changed the lock. On the second floor there are offices for low-seniority faculty, as well as the headquarters of the [[Black Studies Program]].  The new-looking, floor-to-ceiling windowed section is the [[E. & L. Andrew Fitness Center]].
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===Other Places on Campus===
 
===Other Places on Campus===
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The [[Campus Safety]] Office is located on [[Prairie St.]], near [[Berrien St.]]  You pick up and drop off your keys there, although you generally do not need to during First-Year Orientation.
 
The [[Campus Safety]] Office is located on [[Prairie St.]], near [[Berrien St.]]  You pick up and drop off your keys there, although you generally do not need to during First-Year Orientation.
  
The main convenience store for campus is "The Quickie", the 24-hour [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (seriously, that's what the sign says) at the corner of [[South Street|South]] and [[Academy Street|Academy]].  Unlike the [[C-Store]], they sell cigarettes and alcohol.
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The main convenience store for campus is the 24-hour [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (seriously, that's what the sign says) at the corner of [[South Street|South]] and [[Academy Street|Academy]].  Unlike the [[C-Store]], they sell cigarettes and alcohol.
  
 
==Faculty==
 
==Faculty==
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===Teresa L. Amott===
 
===Teresa L. Amott===
The 19th President of the college, also the first female president, she is pretty cool but will regularly over schedule days where she is supposed to talk and the dean or someone else will have to give a speech.
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The 19th President of the college, also the first female president, scheduled to take the helm during the 2011-2012 school year. Most Knox students don't know anything about her yet. Check out the articles about her on the Knox website as well as videos of her speeches at Knox and you will be just about as informed as the rest of us.  
  
 
===Roger and Anne Taylor===
 
===Roger and Anne Taylor===
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===Office of Admission===
 
===Office of Admission===
Maybe you remember them?  The [[Office of Admission]] is headed by Vice President for Enrollment and Dean of Admission [[Paul Steenis]].  You won't have much to do with the Office of Admission proper as a [[student]], but you will likely have dealings with the [[Office of Financial Aid]], under Director [[Leigh Brinson]].  They send you a financial aid package, and help you out with student loans and so on (getting them, not paying for them. Please do not call/email the Office of Financial Aid about your billing plan).
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Maybe you remember them?  The [[Office of Admission]] is headed by Vice President for Enrollment and Dean of Admission [[Paul Steenis]].  You won't have much to do with the Office of Admission proper as a [[student]], but you will likely have dealings with the [[Office of Financial Aid]], under Director [[Terry Jackson]].  They send you a financial aid package, and help you out with student loans and so on (getting them, not paying for them).
  
 
===Office of Advancement===
 
===Office of Advancement===
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====Dining Services====
 
====Dining Services====
[[Dining Services]] includes all dining facilities on the Knox campus and their employees.  Bon Appetit has held the Knox dining service contract since 2015, following [[Helmut Mayer]].  The [[Hard Knox Cafe]], [[Gizmo]], [[Grab-n-Go]], and [[C-Store]] all are run by Bon Appetit. Meal Swipes can be used at the Caf and Grab-n-Go, while [[Dining Dollars]] or cash can be used at the Gizmo and C-Store. If you want to eat well and healthy or prefer the greasy stuff, you can, and more so with a little creativity. Actually, you probably won't be that creative, so shut up and eat a [[breakfast bagel]].
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[[Dining Services]] includes all dining facilities on the Knox campus and their employees.  [[Steve Farris]] was the director, until he passed away suddenly at the beginning of September, 2007.  Dining Services is now headed by [[Helmut Mayer]].  Write a comment card to him in German sometime; it's fun.  Unlike many other colleges, Dining Services is not outsourced (some time ago, [[Sodexho]] had the contract).  The employees have a union and are fairly well-paid for food service workers. The food quality may not be fantastic, but you'll get over it. Actually, you probably won't, but you should.  Shut up and eat a [[breakfast bagel]].
  
 
====Campus Safety====
 
====Campus Safety====
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===Vitals===
 
===Vitals===
Galesburg's ZIP code is 61401.  The area code is 309 (or 861, if you're new/weird).  Galesburg is part of the 17th district of Illinois for the [[U.S.]] House.  It is the county seat of [[Knox County]].
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Galesburg's ZIP code is 61401.  The area code is 309.  Galesburg is part of the 17th district of Illinois for the [[U.S.]] House.  It is the county seat of [[Knox County]].
  
In 2021, Galesburg's population was 29,712 (and falling).  The median household income was $39,115 (and rising).  The median house value was about $77,700 (and rising)The town is finally leveling out after the [[Maytag]] closure, so people are starting to be optimistic, especially with the [[weed]] legalization.
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In 2000, Galesburg's population was 33,706.  The median per capita income in 2000 was $17,214, the median household income was $31,987.  The median house value was about $65,400This was previous to the [[Maytag]] closure, so all these numbers have undoubtedly decreased.
  
 
===Climate===
 
===Climate===
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Downtown Galesburg is, more or less, the area bordered by [[South St.]] to the south, [[North St.]] to the north, [[West St.]] to the west, and [[Seminary St.]] to the east.  The entirety is within easy walking distance of the college.
 
Downtown Galesburg is, more or less, the area bordered by [[South St.]] to the south, [[North St.]] to the north, [[West St.]] to the west, and [[Seminary St.]] to the east.  The entirety is within easy walking distance of the college.
  
Seminary St. is the restored old-timey city center.  A developer came in and paved the street with brick, and put $1000 a month apartments on the upper floors of the shops, apparently thinking that he was in Martha's Vineyard at the time.  It is nonetheless a nice area, if sometimes a little upmarket for college students.  Strung along Seminary are [[Innkeeper's Coffee]], [[Cornucopia]] (a miniature Trader Joe's sort of natural foods place), [[The Landmark]] (not quite as formal, a little less expensive, and also very good – try the lobster bisque), [[The Packinghouse]] (a steakhouse, just off Seminary on Mulberry St.), the [[Seminary St. Pub]], a [[wine bar]] on the street behind Seminary (Chambers St.), and [[Baked]], the best pizza in town (thursdays they have a student deal, $5 for a personal pizza) as well as a smattering of live music, and the Amtrak station.
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Seminary St. is the restored old-timey city center.  A developer came in and paved the street with brick, and put $1000 a month apartments on the upper floors of the shops, apparently thinking that he was in Martha's Vineyard at the time.  It is nonetheless a nice area, if sometimes a little upmarket for college students.  Strung along Seminary are [[Innkeeper's Coffee]], [[Cornucopia]] (a miniature Trader Joe's sort of natural foods place), [[Uncle Billy's Bakery]] (connected to Cornucopia – the spinach bread is the single best thing about Galesburg), [[Chez Willy's]] (as haute cuisine as Galesburg will ever get, but rather expensive), [[Stone Alley Books and Collectibles]] (amazing), [[The Landmark]] (not quite as formal, a little less expensive, and also very good – try the lobster bisque), [[The Packinghouse]] (a steakhouse, just off Seminary on Mulberry St.), the [[Seminary St. Pub]], a [[wine bar]] on the street behind Seminary (Chambers St.), and the Amtrak station.
  
[[Cherry St.]] is three blocks east of Seminary, and is the locus of the [[Local bars|bar scene]], [[Cherry Street Bar and Grill]], [[Masa Sushi]], and [[Duffy's]].
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[[Cherry St.]] is three blocks east of Seminary, and is the locus of the [[Local bars|bar scene]], with [[McGillacuddy's]] (which is where [[Jazz Night]] is held on Thursdays, open to all ages), [[Cherry Street Bar and Grill]], [[GP's Lounge]], and [[Duffy's]].
  
 
[[Main St.]] also has a number of destinations.  Along Main you will find the [[Dollar General]] thrift store, [[Joy Garden]] Chinese takeout and delivery, most of the banks including a [[Wells Fargo]] and an [[Associated Bank]], and the [[Broadview]].  In terms of bars there is [[Crappy's]], [[La Mesa]], and [[Big John's Silver Dollar Saloon]].
 
[[Main St.]] also has a number of destinations.  Along Main you will find the [[Dollar General]] thrift store, [[Joy Garden]] Chinese takeout and delivery, most of the banks including a [[Wells Fargo]] and an [[Associated Bank]], and the [[Broadview]].  In terms of bars there is [[Crappy's]], [[La Mesa]], and [[Big John's Silver Dollar Saloon]].
  
Other popular places downtown include [[Pizza House]] and [[The Beanhive]] (both on [[Simmons St.]]).  The [[Knox County Courthouse]] is an old-looking building with a tower, located at Cherry and South streets.  The local congressman, [[Phil Hare]], has his district office near Broad and Water streets.  The [[Galesburg Public Library]] is located at Simmons and Broad, and the [[Galesburg City Hall]] on Broad between Simmons and [[Tompkins Street|Tompkins]] streets.  The tallest building in Galesburg is the fifteen-story round brick building at the corner of Simmons and [[Cedar Street|Cedar]] streets.  It holds old people.  The [[Knox County Jail]] and the offices of the [[Register-Mail]] newspaper are located on [[Prairie St.]], between Simmons St. and Tompkins St.  The [[Orpheum Theatre]] is on [[Kellogg Street]], just south of Main.
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Other popular places downtown include [[Pizza House]] and [[Kaldi's]] (both on [[Simmons St.]]).  The [[Knox County Courthouse]] is an old-looking building with a tower, located at Cherry and South streets.  The local congressman, [[Phil Hare]], has his district office near Broad and Water streets.  The [[Galesburg Public Library]] is located at Simmons and Broad, and the [[Galesburg City Hall]] on Broad between Simmons and [[Tompkins Street|Tompkins]] streets.  The tallest building in Galesburg is the fifteen-story round brick building at the corner of Simmons and [[Cedar Street|Cedar]] streets.  It holds old people.  The [[Knox County Jail]] and the offices of the [[Register-Mail]] newspaper are located on [[Prairie St.]], between Simmons St. and Tompkins St.  The [[Orpheum Theatre]] is on [[Kellogg Street]], just south of Main.
  
 
Many of Knox's off-campus students live in the downtown area.  Examples include the [[Dude Ranch]], [[Graveyard House]], and the [[Yellow Apartments]].
 
Many of Knox's off-campus students live in the downtown area.  Examples include the [[Dude Ranch]], [[Graveyard House]], and the [[Yellow Apartments]].
  
 
===North Henderson Street===
 
===North Henderson Street===
The other major shopping district in Galesburg used to be [[Carl Sanburg Mall]] but because [[Amazon]] exists, its empty now (don't try to explore it, the cops are always there). A [[Hy-Vee]] grocery store is there, and there is a [[Target]] just west of Henderson on Carl Sandburg.  The [[YMCA]] and the [[Showplace 8]] movie theater are further along Carl Sandburg, near the intersection with [[Fremont St.]]  There is a [[Staples]] on National Blvd., but the turnoff is confusing and half the time you'll end up on [[Highway 34]], so it's easier to head to the [[Lowe's]] parking lot off Carl Sandburg east of Henderson, and cut through there.  Further south on Henderson, there is a sex shop, [[Romantix]], located at the intersection of Henderson and Losey streets.  There is also a standalone [[Hy-Vee Wine and Spirits]] on Henderson, and an [[Econofoods]].  There are several restaurants along the road, including [[Old Peking]], [[New China Buffet]], the [[Rib Shack]], [[Perkins]], [[La Gondola]], and fast food restaurants like [[Taco Bell]] and [[Arby's]].
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The other major shopping district in Galesburg is the area around North [[Henderson Street]] and [[Carl Sandburg Drive]].  This is the more typical big-box [[suburb]]an shopping area, and generally you have to access it by car.  It features the [[Carl Sandburg Mall]], which is basically a [[Sears]], [[K-Mart]], [[JC Penney]], and [[Bergner's]] with a few shops in the hallways between them. A [[Hy-Vee]] grocery store is there, and there is a [[Target]] just west of Henderson on Carl Sandburg.  The [[YMCA]] and the [[Showplace 8]] movie theater are further along Carl Sandburg, near the intersection with [[Fremont St.]]  There is a [[Staples]] on National Blvd., but the turnoff is confusing and half the time you'll end up on [[Highway 34]], so it's easier to head to the [[Lowe's]] parking lot off Carl Sandburg east of Henderson, and cut through there.  Further south on Henderson, there is a sex shop, [[Romantix]], located at the intersection of Henderson and Losey streets.  There is also a standalone [[Hy-Vee Wine and Spirits]] on Henderson, and an [[Econofoods]].  There are several restaurants along the road, including [[Old Peking]], [[New China Buffet]], the [[Rib Shack]], [[Perkins]], [[La Gondola]], and fast food restaurants like [[Taco Bell]] and [[Arby's]].
  
 
===Eastern Galesburg===
 
===Eastern Galesburg===
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==ID Cards and Faces==
 
==ID Cards and Faces==
All Knox students receive an [[ID card]].  The ID card contains the [[student]]'s name, photograph, ID number, date of birth, and the card's expiration date (one week after the expected date of graduation). The photograph is generally ugly so don't judge anyone by their picture on the [[directory]].  Some student punch holes in their cards so they can be put on keyrings, but this greatly reduces the life of the card.  The back of the card has a magnetic strip for use in swiping [[meals]] and using [[Dining Dollars]] and [[Flex Dollars]].  There are plans to integrate card-swipe entry for [[residence hall]] doors, but as yet there are none with this feature.
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All Knox students receive an [[ID card]].  The ID card contains the [[student]]'s name, photograph, ID number, date of birth, and the card's expiration date (one week after the expected date of graduation). The ID card is grey, and the photograph is generally ugly.  The cards are not particularly durable, and even after less than one year the lamination will peel, the photograph will fade (and none too soon), and and card body may even start to crack.  Some student punch holes in their cards so they can be put on keyrings, but this greatly reduces the life of the card.  The back of the card has a magnetic strip for use in swiping [[meals]] and using [[Dining Dollars]] and [[Flex Dollars]].  There are plans to integrate card-swipe entry for [[residence hall]] doors, but as yet there are none with this feature.
  
 
ID cards are made in the [[Dining Services]] office, which is accessed from outside of [[Seymour]] just west of the [[Caf]].  [[Orientation]] groups are assigned to go together to get their ID photos taken, but it is easy enough to go before the scheduled trips start and get it done with no wait at all.
 
ID cards are made in the [[Dining Services]] office, which is accessed from outside of [[Seymour]] just west of the [[Caf]].  [[Orientation]] groups are assigned to go together to get their ID photos taken, but it is easy enough to go before the scheduled trips start and get it done with no wait at all.
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Meals are counted in swipes, and are redeemable at the [[Caf]] and the [[Oak Room]] as one swipe per meal.  One can also use them at the [[Grab-n-Go]] locations, where each food item has a point value, and 18 points equals one swipe.
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Meals are counted in swipes, and are redeemable at the [[Caf]] and the [[Oak Room]] as one swipe per meal.  One can also use them at the [[Grab-n-Go]] locations, where each food item has a point value, and 10 points equals one swipe.
  
 
Guest meals are like meals, but they cannot be used on you.  They can be used for visitors, or for fellow students who have lost their cards.
 
Guest meals are like meals, but they cannot be used on you.  They can be used for visitors, or for fellow students who have lost their cards.
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====[[The Hard Knox Cafe]] (The Caf)====
 
====[[The Hard Knox Cafe]] (The Caf)====
This is the main eating area, featuring all you can eat buffet-style food with a mid-80s ambience.  The offerings change daily, and the menu runs on a five week cycle.  There are a large number of [[vegetarian]] options, with [[vegan]] choices not far behind. If you have to eat gluten free you can. Same goes for most food allergies. All prepared foods are labeled so that you can see calories, ingredients and allergens.
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This is the main eating area, featuring varyingly mediocre buffet-style food with a mid-80s hospital ambience.  The offerings change daily, although there are a number of mainstays.  There are a number of [[vegetarian]] options, although [[vegan]]s will be somewhat more limited.
  
 
=====Breakfast=====
 
=====Breakfast=====
The Caf offers a small [[breakfast]] on most mornings, including a limited omelet bar, and some small variety of breakfast food, including a wide variety of cereals.  [[Sunday brunch]] is much more extensive, as it is basically lunch, and offers breakfast staples such as pancakes and the omelet bar along with Sunday brunch specials like chicken strips and tortellini.
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The Caf offers a small [[breakfast]] on most mornings, including a limited omelette bar, and some small variety of breakfast food, including a wide variety of cereals.  [[Sunday brunch]] is much more extensive, as it is basically lunch, and offers breakfast staples such as pancakes and the omelette bar along with Sunday brunch specials like chicken strips and tortellini.
  
 
From Monday to Saturday breakfast is offered from 7:30-10:00AM.  Sunday brunch is available from 10:00AM to 2:00PM.
 
From Monday to Saturday breakfast is offered from 7:30-10:00AM.  Sunday brunch is available from 10:00AM to 2:00PM.
  
 
=====Lunch=====
 
=====Lunch=====
At [[lunch]] there is a larger variety of food, including pasta, a salad bar, soup, a hamburger grill, pizza, and a sandwich bar, plus offerings that change from day to day.  There is a toaster oven and two panini grills where you can make anything from a grilled cheese sandwich to a quesadilla.  Dessert options, including ice cream, soft serve yogurt and baked specials. Cereal is available all day.
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At [[lunch]] there is a larger variety of food, including pasta, a salad bar, soup, a hamburger grill, pizza, and a sandwich bar, plus offerings that change from day to day.  There is a toaster oven available.  Dessert options, including ice cream, a baked special, and cereal are also available.
  
 
Lunch is available from 11:00AM to 2:00PM.  Sunday brunch is 10:00AM to 2:00PM.
 
Lunch is available from 11:00AM to 2:00PM.  Sunday brunch is 10:00AM to 2:00PM.
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====Oak Room====
 
====Oak Room====
The [[Oak Room]] is located right next to the Caf and you can cross over from one to the other and back.  The atmosphere and the food in the Oak Room are somewhat better. The Oak Room used to offer a themed menu each day, and the food was served instead of a self-serve buffet, but this hasn't been the case for a while, and does not seem to have any intention of coming back. Now it is just extra seating for the caf.
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The [[Oak Room]] is located right next to the Caf.  The atmosphere and the food in the Oak Room are somewhat better, generally, but the Oak Room only offers a small menu each day, and is single-pass instead of buffet, so it is much less popular.  It has ample seating, and is quieter than the Caf.  Students getting food at the Oak Room can have their hand stamped for re-entry to the Caf, where they can take their food and have access to the Caf's buffet as well.
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The Oak Room is open for lunch Monday through Friday from 11:00AM to 1:30PM, and for dinner Monday through Thursday from 5:00PM to 7:00PM.  It is closed on weekends, in part so that local high schools can hold their proms there.
  
 
====Gizmo====
 
====Gizmo====
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====Breakfast Grab-n-Go====
 
====Breakfast Grab-n-Go====
The [[Breakfast Grab-N-Go]] is located in [[Seymour Union]] near the door heading out to [[Alumni Hall]] and works much the same as the lunch one, except with breakfast food and much shorter lines.
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The [[Breakfast Grab-N-Go]] is located in the [[Oak Room]] and works much the same as the lunch one, except with breakfast food and much shorter lines.
  
 
====Outpost====
 
====Outpost====
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Most [[campus employment]] opportunities are offered with prejudice to students who have [[work-study]] allotments as part of their [[Financial Aid]] package.  Some programs allow non-work-study students to sign up several weeks into the term, if there is any space remaining, and some of the less formal ones don't necessarily care as much one way or the other.
 
Most [[campus employment]] opportunities are offered with prejudice to students who have [[work-study]] allotments as part of their [[Financial Aid]] package.  Some programs allow non-work-study students to sign up several weeks into the term, if there is any space remaining, and some of the less formal ones don't necessarily care as much one way or the other.
  
Work-study allotments can be for up to ten hours a week, which, under the $7.50 minimum wage in effect for 2007-2008, amounts to about $2650 for the year.  You actually pay to the school the entirety of the allotment as part of the [[tuition]] checks; the actual work-study done is then "reimbursed" to you through paychecks.  The caveat here is that few students will get paychecks amounting to the full amount.  The income, after all, may be taxable.  Also, there is a shortage of work-study positions on campus (at the very least, while there is a mathematical equality, the actual difficulties of holding multiple work-study jobs to fill smaller voids lead to some amount of de facto campus unemployment or underemployment).
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Work-study allotments can be for up to ten hours a week, which, under the $7.50 minimum wage in effect for 2007-2008, amounts to about $2250 for the year.  You actually pay to the school the entirety of the allotment as part of the [[tuition]] checks; the actual work-study done is then "reimbursed" to you through paychecks.  The caveat here is that few students will get paychecks amounting to the full amount.  The income, after all, may be taxable.  Also, there is a shortage of work-study positions on campus (at the very least, while there is a mathematical equality, the actual difficulties of holding multiple work-study jobs to fill smaller voids lead to some amount of de facto campus unemployment or underemployment).
  
 
For incoming first-years there is a [[job fair]] held in [[CFA]].  Those who don't get offers from that may have to go around to specific places and ask (this is how it's done for everyone else).  The [[Dining Services]] office, where your [[ID card]] was made, is where signups are for all Dining Services positions.
 
For incoming first-years there is a [[job fair]] held in [[CFA]].  Those who don't get offers from that may have to go around to specific places and ask (this is how it's done for everyone else).  The [[Dining Services]] office, where your [[ID card]] was made, is where signups are for all Dining Services positions.
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===Off-Campus===
 
===Off-Campus===
Some students choose to work off-campus.  Some places employing students are [[Innkeeper's]], [[The Beanhive]], [[Baked]], and [[Cornucopia]].  Those with cars and a lot of time may commute to Peoria or the Quad Cities to work.
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Some students choose to work off-campus.  Some places employing students are [[Innkeeper's]], [[Kaldi's]], [[Chez Willy's]], and [[Cornucopia]].  Those with cars and a lot of time may commute to Peoria or the Quad Cities to work.
  
 
==Honor Code==
 
==Honor Code==
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===Honor Board===
 
===Honor Board===
The [[Honor Board]] is the enforcer of the Honor Code, and the tribunal for students accused of academic dishonesty.  It is comprised of nine students, three from each class, as well as two members of the faculty.  The co-chairs of Honor Board for 2019-2020 are [[Melissa London]] and [[Ojashwi Sapkota]].   
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The [[Honor Board]] is the enforcer of the Honor Code, and the tribunal for students accused of academic dishonesty.  It is comprised of nine students, three from each class, as well as two members of the faculty.  The co-chairs of Honor Board for 2009-2010 are [[Carrie Bueche]] and [[Hannah Cynn]].   
  
 
When a student is accused of academic dishonesty, the Honor Board is convened to hear the evidence and various sides of the story.  Verdicts have generally been for guilty, since Knox makes it rather difficult to get caught in the first place.  The standard penalty for the first offense is an F in the class; for the second, [[expulsion]].  Deviations are rarely made, and certainly not for professed ignorance.  Again, you should probably read that pamphlet.
 
When a student is accused of academic dishonesty, the Honor Board is convened to hear the evidence and various sides of the story.  Verdicts have generally been for guilty, since Knox makes it rather difficult to get caught in the first place.  The standard penalty for the first offense is an F in the class; for the second, [[expulsion]].  Deviations are rarely made, and certainly not for professed ignorance.  Again, you should probably read that pamphlet.
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===''Catch''===
 
===''Catch''===
''[[Catch]]'' is Knox's award-winning literary journal.  It features mainly creative writing such as short stories and poetry, as well as some [[photography]] for aesthetic appeal.  Other genres, such as journalism or critical works, are also accepted.  Each ''Catch'' issue (there are two each year) is designed differently, with a level of complexity ranging from boringly elegant to matchbook-pasted-to-the-front-cover pretentious. If you are looking for a step into Knox's artistic culture, pick up a recent copy of ''Catch'' and you'll be filled in. ''Catch'' is a selective publication, and those pieces that are accepted are edited at the whims of the editors.  The selection process is blind to help reduce bias.  The ''Catch'' office is in the S.S. McClure Publications Office in Seymour.  The current Editors-in-Chief are [[Franziska Hofhansel]] and [[Veronica Sefic]].  ''Catch'' is funded through the Board of Publications.
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''[[Catch]]'' is Knox's award-winning literary journal.  It features mainly creative writing such as short stories and poetry, as well as some [[photography]] for aesthetic appeal.  Other genres, such as journalism or critical works, are sometimes accepted, but generally if they offer interest in the [[Creative Writing]] sphere only.  Each ''Catch'' issue (there are two each year) is designed differently, with a level of complexity ranging from boringly elegant to matchbook-pasted-to-the-front-cover pretentious. ''Catch'' is a selective publication, and those pieces that are accepted are edited at the whims of the editors.  The selection process is blind to help reduce bias.  The ''Catch'' office is in the S.S. McClure Publications Office in Seymour.  The current Editors-in-Chief are [[Brian Lowe]] and [[Alice Holbrook]].  ''Catch'' is funded through the Board of Publications.
  
 
===''Cellar Door''===
 
===''Cellar Door''===
''[[Cellar Door]]'' is a more inclusive literary journal that focuses less on production and more on workshopping and the writing process.  It is published about twice a year, each copy being designed differently. ''Cellar Door'' features articles by [[faculty]] and others as well as by students.  All submissions are accepted, so long as the writer is amenable to the workshopping process.  Submitters are also required to sign a declaration saying that they love their work.  If you don't love your work, stick with ''Catch''. ''Cellar Door'' is another fantastic way to get acclimated with Knox culture. ''Cellar Door'' is funded through the Board of Publications.
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''[[Cellar Door]]'' is a more inclusive literary journal that focuses less on production and more on workshopping and the writing process.  It is published about twice a year, using simple staple-bound newsprint. Each issue concentrates on a general theme, such as "Family" or "[[Suburb]]ia."  ''Cellar Door'' features articles by [[faculty]] and others as well as by students.  All submissions are accepted, so long as the writer is amenable to the workshopping process.  Submitters are also required to sign a declaration saying that they love their work.  If you don't love your work, stick with ''Catch''. ''Cellar Door'' is funded through the Board of Publications.
  
 
===''Quiver''===
 
===''Quiver''===
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===WVKC===
 
===WVKC===
[[WVKC]] (The Voice) is Knox's radio station.  The studio is located on the fourth floor of [[GDH]].  Almost all of the DJs are students; there is a signup and orientation meeting near the beginning of each term, advertised throughout campus.  WVKC is no longer an actual radio station and now brodcasts through web radio, it is unknown how many people it reaches on a regular basis. WVKC is funded through the Board of Publications.
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[[WVKC]] (The Voice) is Knox's radio station.  The studio is located on the fourth floor of [[GDH]].  Almost all of the DJs are students; there is a signup and orientation meeting near the beginning of each term, advertised throughout campus.  WVKC's frequency is 90.7 FM, and the broadcasting radius reaches about 55,000 area residents. WVKC is funded through the Board of Publications.
  
 
==Clubs==
 
==Clubs==
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* [[Quiver Club]]
 
* [[Quiver Club]]
 
* [[Writers' Forum]]
 
* [[Writers' Forum]]
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* [[Zine Club!]]
  
 
===Performing Arts===
 
===Performing Arts===
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* [[Dodgeball]] (intramural sport)
 
* [[Dodgeball]] (intramural sport)
 
* [[Fencing]] (club sport)  
 
* [[Fencing]] (club sport)  
* [[FIGHT CLUB]] (Way of Life)
 
 
* [[Gaming Information Network]]
 
* [[Gaming Information Network]]
 
* [[Indoor Soccer]] (intramural sport)
 
* [[Indoor Soccer]] (intramural sport)
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* [[Racquetball Club]]
 
* [[Racquetball Club]]
 
* [[Softball]] (intramural sport)
 
* [[Softball]] (intramural sport)
* [[Super Smash Brothers Club]] (gaming club)
 
 
* [[Ultimate Frisbee]] (club sport)
 
* [[Ultimate Frisbee]] (club sport)
 
* [[Volleyball]] (intramural sport)
 
* [[Volleyball]] (intramural sport)
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===Travel within Galesburg===
 
===Travel within Galesburg===
Accessing much of downtown is easy by foot, but for reaching the rest of town owning or borrowing a [[car]] or [[bicycle]] is necessary.  There are three [[bus]] routes in Galesburg running on complicated loops once each hour, and an express option that runs two, but only until around 6:00PM.  The bus terminal is at [[Main Street|Main]] and [[Kellogg Street|Kellogg]] streets, and all three buses depart from there every hour on the hour.  The fare is 60 cents, but there is a student fare of 40 cents if you show your ID.  Few use the bus, but if time is not very important it is cheaper than calling a taxi.  The schedules and routes can be found [http://www.ci.galesburg.il.us/transit/citybus.htm here].
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Accessing much of downtown is easy by foot, but for reaching the rest of town owning or borrowing a [[car]] or [[bicycle]] is necessary.  There are three [[bus]] routes in Galesburg running on complicated loops once each hour, but only until around 6:00PM.  The bus terminal is at [[Main Street|Main]] and [[Kellogg Street|Kellogg]] streets, and all three buses depart from there every hour on the hour.  The fare is 60 cents.  Few use the bus, but if time is not very important it is cheaper than calling a taxi.  The schedules and routes can be found [http://www.ci.galesburg.il.us/transit/citybus.htm here].
  
 
Galesburg taxis are sketchy.
 
Galesburg taxis are sketchy.

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