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A lot of Knox's professors are married to each other, which is another reason they get tenure. Some of them are obvious, like [[Robin Metz]] and [[Elizabeth Carlin-Metz]], or the [[Fineberg]]s. Some of them are less so, like [[Nancy Eberhardt]] and [[Steve Cohn]]. You probably shouldn't badmouth one to the other. | A lot of Knox's professors are married to each other, which is another reason they get tenure. Some of them are obvious, like [[Robin Metz]] and [[Elizabeth Carlin-Metz]], or the [[Fineberg]]s. Some of them are less so, like [[Nancy Eberhardt]] and [[Steve Cohn]]. You probably shouldn't badmouth one to the other. | ||
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+ | Generally, professors get fired if they meet two criteria: | ||
+ | * They have sex with students | ||
+ | * They buy students [[alcohol]] | ||
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+ | Sometimes a reprieve is granted for extremely popular professors. This is all unofficial, of course. | ||
The overwhelming majority of students get invited to a professor's house at least once. Knox ensures this by having the first-year advisors invite their advisees over for dinner during [[First-year Orientation]]. [[Nick Regiacorte|Nick]] and [[Sunshine Regiacorte]] serve really good pasta. Some of the other professors can't cook and do [[Joy Garden|takeout]] or something. But it's the thought that counts, and now when the [[Office of Admission]] recalculates the number for the admission brochures you'll have to say that you went to a professor's house once. | The overwhelming majority of students get invited to a professor's house at least once. Knox ensures this by having the first-year advisors invite their advisees over for dinner during [[First-year Orientation]]. [[Nick Regiacorte|Nick]] and [[Sunshine Regiacorte]] serve really good pasta. Some of the other professors can't cook and do [[Joy Garden|takeout]] or something. But it's the thought that counts, and now when the [[Office of Admission]] recalculates the number for the admission brochures you'll have to say that you went to a professor's house once. |