Laura Zuber

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Laura Zuber is a senior English Literature and Spanish double major known primarily for her deep, intense stares and fast-paced gait.

She is the intrepid president of Caxton Club and one of Catch magazine's fiction editors for the 2007-2008 school year. She was also awarded the 2006 Lorraine Smith prize and second place in the Howard Wilson competition the same year. Laura dislikes Domino's oreo pizzas, but is a proponent of foreign accents and Broadview bacon.

Laura feels like she needs a third paragraph on her Wiki Fire page, for the symmetry and all. The Wiki Fire is happy to oblige. Sometimes she sits in orange chairs, curled up in navy-blue blankets, blissfully unaware of the horrific color clash. Rocky, you've met your match.