Matt Holland (born 1983), currently lives in the Logan Square neighborhood of Chicago, and graduated from Knox in 2006 with a degree in anthropology or sociology or something else with a lot of classes that met in GDH. He works as a doorman at the Pete Wentz-owned gayout Lakeview Broadcasting Company. At certain times during his tenure at Knox, he acted as titular head of WVKC. He introduced the Uncle Grandpa to Knox. He is the drummer for rock 'n' roll combo Spiller Whale.
Fact: Matt Holland's dad is a known Communist lawyer who works for a big Chicago union.
(Edit) Matt Holland's Dad is not a Communist, he is a labor lawyer in Chicago. Again...not a communist.