Matt Milewski

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Matt is a pretty cool dude. He is probably the most politically radical student on campus. He can often be found smoking outside of Seymour or listening to leftist music. Talk to him about philosophy. Matt lived in Seymour 2 during the 2017-18 school year and will be an RA during the 2018-19 year. He is a member of Sigma Chi. Matt is a co-chair of YDSA.

Presidential Candidate for the 2020 election. Slogans include: ¨Don't Vote for Me¨ and ¨The Candidate that Nobody Asked For¨ and ¨We Will Post Our Way To Washington¨

On the issues...

Russian Interference in 2016 Election: ¨When elected, I will fuck Russia. With consent, of course.¨

Campaign Funding: ¨I don't believe in big corporate donations. That's why my campaign will be funded entirely by individual Venmo contributions¨

More to come.

Word on the street is that he's going to JUUL in Bernie Sanders' face during a debate. Question for the candidate: What flavor tho

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