Matthew Jones-Rhoades

Microbiology Professor who is also the Chair of the Biology department.

In spring of 2011, Matthew Jones-Rhoades was the professor who received the most donations during the pre-med club's Karaoke contest, meaning he had the privilege of singing "Mr. Roboto" for the entire student population. In honor of the occasion, he replaced one of his eyes with a glowing light and wore a bike helmet from which protruded a TV antennae. He was very good at robotic motions but no so good at actually singing the words that came across the screen.

I don't know how he expects to move from this to serious conversations about amoeba.