Monica Price

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Monica Nichole Price is pretentious. She is known for her love of JCrew, Heineken and Golf. She is often found in the Kougar Kave or anywhere where pretentious things are being discussed, as long as there is copious amounts of alcohol. She can also be found in Conger One or the Bitch Ditch. If you want to get to know Monica, here are some possible discussion topics: beer pong tables, drinking tickets, unstable radiators, ambulances, social norms, and being an only child. Monica is also a vegetarian, and loves nothing more than big bowls of pasta, caprese salads, and ALWAYS has lemons in her sparkling water...have we said pretentious yet? People who inspire Monica: Jo Ann Price, Keely Campbell and Kelley O'Connor. "Bitches get (10) stitches...and drinking tickets".