Offspring

Offspring shoot from the loins of a female host body after 9 months of incubation and whining.

Side effects of offspring include but are not limited to:

Decreased financial austerity

Increased mess

Drastic decrease in sexual drive

Increase in self-loathing.

Oh yeah, sometimes you get a cute baby that grows into a rebellious teenager who goes to Knox College, drives his parents crazy, streaks and pees behind trees on flunk day, freebases windex, drinks alcohol and is prone to fornication.

Lucky you.