Pabst Blue Ribbon
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Pabst Blue ribbon is a 4.9% alcohol by volume pale lager beer, known for its weighty taste and more importantly the fact that you can (at writing) get a 12 pack at the Hy-Vee Wine & Spirits for under six bucks. Note however that consumption using a beer bong or other rapid method of delivery is not advised due to the thickness of this beverage.
Far superior to Keystone Light in nearly every respect.