Patches

Patches (n.)

    1. Aidan's brother
    2. Speaker in book of poems by the same name
    3. Sailor (and subsequent storyteller)
    4. Not the major form M*A*S*H*
    5. Community Activist (see below)
    6. Handyman-Martial-Artist-Counselor

Ghostly pale and normally strictly nocturnal, He is silent and lanky, with a whitish face, chest, and belly, and buffy upperparts. This owl roosts in hidden, quiet places during the day.

Notable Quotes:

"God? You mean Milo."

"I would say this isn't actually fiction. But I think [Cyn Fitch] would be concerned."

"[The nickname] was for--ah--Community Activism. That's a very white way of saying it. It's... Extracurricular Efforts in Conflict Resolution."

"Now I shall play the drums... without any drums."

"Josh is providing deer penis."

"Praise the sun."

"Yeah. My dad does that, too."