Peter Burghardt

Burghardt in ecstasy.

A man of simplistic and delicious pleasures, Peter can be seen ambling about the school with one foot stubbornly pigeon-toed. Sometimes he has a guitar and he loves beer bongs like whoah. He plays bass and guitar in Nightlife and was also a member of Wolf Blitzer.

Biographical Nonsense

Peter, Pepe, sometimes Chimpo was born in Appleton, Wisconsin, maybe. Then he went to Atlanta or something. By the way, his dad's band opened for Gang of Four.

Peter hates pants and being awake. He also does not like getting mud on his feet, but likes making organs out of clay, and once said he'd make a glaze out of pigs blood, but turned out to be lying.

Identificatory Stylistics

Taking it to the man.

Burghardt is a many splendored thing, with an approach to life that could be describes as "relaxed." The only time that Burghardt suffers is under the hateful yoke of a college paper, in which case he can be seen suffering, as much as one can suffer. A vivid array of homo erotic and not so homo erotic clothing makes up Burghardt's "party gear", and once he wore a dashiki (see photo).