Robin Metz has been teaching at Knox since before there was dust. He is the director of the Creative Writing program, and specializes in fiction, although he also writes poetry and pretty much everything else. His full title is Philip Sidney Post Professor of English.
Robin has partied with your literary hero, even if your literary hero is Sophocles.
Robin Metz is married to Elizabeth Carlin-Metz.
Robin once flailed on the floor like a cockroach while trying to demonstrate his emotions during an FP, to the alarm of many young, wide-eyed freshman not yet fully vested in the Human Powered Experience. It will come as no surprise that many of these poor freshmen later transferred away from Knox.