Sam Auch

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Sam Ouch.

A sexy redheaded woman. She has been attributed to having "Perfect Boobs" following her performance in "Desdemona: A Play About a Handkerchief."

Has an affinity for Handie Js.

Was a part of Rep Term XVI.

Coined the phrase "Having a 'Sam' moment," meaning the act becoming outlandishly flustered in a situation in which everyone else involved is relatively tranquil, and when, in reality, there is no need for said fluster. Often these "Sam moments" are quite hilarious, and have been known to occur most frequently in the Knox Caf, the Green Room, or at the Cunt Corner, where Sam "Ouch" Auch makes her place of residence.

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