Sandy Guttman

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Sandy Guttman ('10) was born on April 11, 1988. She enjoys steak salads, photo-safaris, and wine after writing a long paper. She really likes Gael Garcia Bernal, and her favorite song is the theme from The O.C. "California" by Phantom planet. She gave her best friend Kathy Olsen a book about cats, because Kathy is a cat lady. The book stayed in Kathy's car for a long while. When she got her wisdom teeth removed, under the influence of heavy drugs, she tried to steal a book called "Fat Little Gretchen" for her other best friend, Greta Egge. She likes collecting pictures of Greta Egge's poop, and wants to be a curator. This American Life is her favorite radio show, and once she met Ira Glass. It was the best day of her life.

She was a tamagotchi for halloween and people liked to push her buttons. She is short, and looks quite nice standing next to her taller friend and mother, Abby Pardick. Sandy also has a radio show called Roy G. Biv. It is the most, not craptastic, but FANTASTIC radio show on WVKC! Sandy also likes to try to get people to name things Sandy. She has attempted to name Abby's extra bone Sandy a few times, as well as a fish that was bought in the suite, in addition to Peter Schwartzman's next child (should he have another).

She has a little brother named Ben Guttman.