Secret Whisky Society

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If you ever get to a party and realize you are just not drunk enough to be there call an emergency meeting of the secret whisky society. S.W.S. for short

How to hold a meeting[edit]

1. Grab several people around you who also look like they a need a shot or two... 2. Head back to your stock of Seagrim's VO Whisky... 3. Have a few quick shots, chased by warm already opened diet soda pop... 4. Bond briefly... 5. Head back to party a little more peppy than before!

Prefered Types of Whisky[edit]

  • Seagrims Vo, a step above 7
  • Wild Turkey
  • Jim
  • Jack
  • Jameson, the finest of all whisky